求克莱默夫妇经典台词 几句经典的、、、、
Ted Kramer: How much courage does it take to walk out on your kid? Ted Kramer: Margaret, I just need to know something. Did you put Joanna up to this? Margaret Phelps: No, I did not put Joanna up to this. Ted Kramer: Give her a little pep talk, maybe? Margaret Phelps: Joanna is a very unhappy woman and it took a lot of courage to walk out this door. Billy Kramer: When's mommy coming back? Ted Kramer: I dont know, Billy. Soon. Billy Kramer: How soon? Ted Kramer: Soon. Billy Kramer: Will she pick me up after school? Ted Kramer: Probably. And if she doesn't I will. Billy Kramer: What if you forget? Ted Kramer: I won't forget. Billy Kramer: What if you get run over by a truck and get killed? Ted Kramer: Then Mommy will pick you up. Billy Kramer, Phyllis Bernard: Hi. Billy Kramer: What's your name? Phyllis Bernard: I'm Phyllis Bernard. Billy Kramer: Who? Phyllis Bernard: I'm a friend... uh, business associate of your father's... dad. Ted Kramer: [In the bedroom] Oh, Jesus. Billy Kramer: Do you like fried chicken? Phyllis Bernard: Fried chicken? Very much. Billy Kramer: So do I. Phyllis Bernard: Uhm... well, it's really... It's been nice seeing you and... Billy Kramer: Bye. Phyllis Bernard: Bye [Comes back to the bedroom] Phyllis Bernard: Kramer, I just met your son. [Ted is having lunch with his boss] Ted Kramer: So the other morning, I'm at the refrigerator... you know, getting Billy ready for school. So I'm just in my underwear and he notices I've lost weight. And he comes in and pats me. He comes up to here 2a [touches his stomach] fdc Ted Kramer: , and he says Daddy, you've really lost a lot of weight, he looks up at me and he says And it's all gone to your nose. [laughs] Ted Kramer: He was so cute. You know? [Joanna is leaving Ted] Ted Kramer: Come on now, what about Billy? Joanna Kramer: I'm not taking him with me. I'm no good for him. I'm terrible with him. I have no patience. He's better off without me. Ted Kramer: Joanna, please. Joanna Kramer: And I don't love you anymore. Ted Kramer: Where are you going? Joanna Kramer: I don't know. [Ted and Billy are having dinner] Ted Kramer: How was school today? Billy Kramer: Same as usual. Ted Kramer: Hey, I see the Knicks finally won a game, what do you know? Billy Kramer: I don't care. Ted Kramer: What do you mean? Billy Kramer: I like Boston. Ted Kramer: Boston? Why do you like Boston? Billy Kramer: 'Cause Mommy's from Boston. Billy Kramer: Who's gonna read me my bedtime stories? Ted Kramer: Mommy will. Billy Kramer: You're not gonna kiss me good night anymore, are you, Dad? Ted Kramer: No, I won't be able to do that. But, you know, I get to visit. It's gonna be ok, really. Billy Kramer: [crying] If I don't like it, can I come home? Ted Kramer: What do you mean if you don't like it? You're gonna have a great time with Mommy. Really. She loves you so much. Billy Kramer: Dad? Don't forget, once, if you can just call me up, okay? Ted Kramer: We're gonna be okay. Come on, let's go get some ice cream. [Joanna is crying] Ted Kramer: Hi, what's up? Tell me. What? What's the matter? Joanna Kramer: I woke up this morning, kept thinking about Billy and I was thinking about him waking up in his room with his little clouds all around that I painted and I thought I should have painted clouds downtown because then he would think that he was waking up at home. I came here to take my son home. And I realized he already is home. Ted Kramer: [while Billy brings ice cream to the table] You go right back and put that right back until you finish your dinner... I'm warning you, you take one bite out of that and you are in big trouble. Don't... Hey! Don't you dare... Don't you DARE do that. You hear me? Hold it right there! You put that ice cream in your mouth and you are in very, very, VERY big trouble. Don't you dare go anywhere beyond that... Put it down right now. I am not going to say it again. I am NOT going to say it AGAIN. [Billy eats ice cream] Billy Kramer: 27 [Ted picks him up] c34 Ow! You're hurting me! Ted Kramer: OW! Don't you kick me! Billy Kramer: I hate you! Ted Kramer: You're no bargain either, pal! You are a spoiled, rotten little brat and I'll tell you right now... Billy Kramer: I hate you! Ted Kramer: And I hate you back, you little shit! Billy Kramer: I want my mommy! Ted Kramer: I'm all you got. 泰德：怎么了，告诉我发生了什么事?乔安娜：我早上起来...（哽咽，很艰难的）一直在想比利（孩子）...，我在想他早上在房间里醒来，会看见房间里我画的那些云。
——我应该在家里画一些云，因为..他就会觉得是在自己家里醒来（乔安娜在原来的家里也画了云）。
（她舒一口气调整情绪，继续说）我来这儿接孩子回家，但是突然发现这里才是他的家。
（凝视泰德，深情，一字一句的）我非常爱他
泰德拥抱住妻子，深深的，乔安娜在他肩头继续说：但是我不带走他了。
红薯夫妇的一些比较经典的台词
容：以后会对你千倍万倍好的
容：不想我吗
贤：不想
我想我的围巾了
容：我想你了
容：不要用笑眼看着我说话
因为心会咚咚的跳
（去釜山的火车上）贤：我们要一起死才行
容：在泰国收到了对我们满满的祝福
容：以后会成为更好的老公的
详见这里
劝夫妻和好的经典语句
第六集 21分钟
《夫妻那些事》说男人缺点的台词
抠门，
夫妻那些事林君台词中有一句是说男人的，是什么有钱的不帅，什么哪样都遗憾。
求整句急急急
男人都是有才华的长得丑，长得帅的不挣钱，挣钱多的不顾家，顾家的没出息，有出息的不浪漫，浪漫的又靠不住，靠得住的又窝囊，反正哪类都遗憾。
史密斯夫妇某些经典台词的中英对照
ask us the sex question again. jane smith: [whispers] john. john smith: [softly with his fingers out for ten] ten.问问我们关于性的问题......十分......chicken shit! jane smith: pussy!布拉德：胆小鬼
：娘们儿
i guess that‘s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.：在结束的时候，你会想到开始。
your aim‘s as bad as your cooking sweetheart布拉德：你的射击技术就跟你的厨艺一样烂，宝贝。
no, thanks, i don‘t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars.算了吧，没有五十万美元我不会起床的。
hiya, stranger. jane smith: hiya back.：陌生人你好。
布拉德：你也一样。
