一篇英语短篇新闻带翻译的
Hundreds of people have been killed in a massive earthquake in Japan that triggered a devastating tsunami. The quake -- the most powerful to hit Japan in more than 100 years -- caused massive damage and many people are missing and feared dead.The 8.9 magnitude quake struck Friday off Japan's eastern coast, and prompted tsunami warnings across the Pacific as far away as South America and the U.S. West Coast. The Red Cross warned that the 10-meter high tidal wave could wash over some small islands entirely.In Japan, the tsunami swept away boats, cars and hundreds of houses in coastal areas north of Tokyo.The quake shook buildings in the Japanese capital and caused several fires. All train and subway traffic in Tokyo has been stopped, and thousands of people there were unable to get back home.Authorities ordered the evacuation of about 3,000 people from the area around the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant north of Tokyo. No radiation leaks were detected, but officials are concerned the reactor's core may overheat due to a system malfunction. A fire was also reported earlier in the turbine building of the Onagawa nuclear plant in Miyagi.Addressing the nation, Japanese Prime Minister Naoto Kan said the government would do everything it can to minimize the effects of the disaster. And in Washington, President Barack Obama said the United States is ready to help the people of Japan. The U.S. military in Japan has opened up the Yokota Air Base to some commercial flights diverted from Japanese airports.日本的大规模造成数百人死亡。
这次地震引发了性的海啸。
这次日本100年来最强烈的地震造成大规模的损失，许多人失踪，甚至恐怕已经死亡。
这次8.9级的地震星期五发生在日本东海岸125公里外，引发了环太平洋地区海啸警报，涉及范围远至南美地区和整个美国西海岸。
红十字会警告说，10米高的巨浪可能将把一些小岛整个淹没。
在日本，海啸冲走了东京以北的沿海地区的船只、汽车和数百幢房屋。
地震震动了日本首都的建筑物，并引起了几起火灾。
东京所有火车和地铁停止运行，数以千计的人无法回家。
当局下令将东京以北的福岛核电厂周围大约3千人撤出这一地区。
尽管没有探测到任何核泄漏，但官员们担心系统故障可能导致反应器的核心过热。
早些时候的报导说，宫城县附近的女川核电厂发电机组发生火灾。
日本首相菅直人向全国发表讲话。
他说，政府将尽其所能把灾害的影响控制在最小程度。
在华盛顿，美国总统奥巴马说，美国准备随时帮助日本人民。
驻日美军向无法在日本机场降落的一些商业飞机开放了横田空军基地。
英语短篇散文带翻译
狮子王Simba: Dad, dad! Come on, dad, we gotta go, wake up!：爸爸，爸爸
来呀，爸爸，我们得走 了，醒醒... Dad, dad... Mufasa: Before sunrise he's yours, son.爸爸，爸爸... 木法沙：在太阳升起前 他是你的，孩子。
Simba: dad! Come on, dad! You promised!：来呀，爸爸，你 答应过的。
Mufasa: Okay, Okay, I'm up, I'm up. Simba: Yeah!木法沙：好的，好的， 我起来了，起来了。
：太好了。
Mufasa: Look, Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom.木法沙；辛巴，你看， 阳光普照的一切就是我 们的王国。
Simba: Wow! Mufasa: A king's time as ruler rises and falls like that sun,辛巴：哇
木法沙：一个国王的 统治期就像太阳的升起 和落下一样。
one day, Simba,辛巴，总有一天， the sun will set on my time here and will rise with you as the new king.太阳将会跟我一样慢慢 落下，然后在你成为新 国王时和你一同升起。
Simba: And this will all be mine? Mufasa: Everything!辛巴：这一切都是我的 吗
木法沙：所有的一切。
Simba: Everything the light touches! What about that shadowy place?辛巴：阳光普照的一切 那有阴影的地方呢
Mufasa: That's beyond our borders, you must never go there, Simba.木法沙：那地方是我们 的国度之外。
你永远不 要去那里，辛巴。
Simba: But I thought a king can do whatever he wants.辛巴：我以为国王可以 随心所欲啊。
Mufasa: Oh, there's more to being king than getting your way all the time.木法沙：哦，国王也不 能随心所欲啊。
Simba: There's more?辛巴：还有别的
Mufasa: Simba, everything you see exists together in delicate balance.木法沙：辛巴，世上所 有的生命都在微妙的平 衡在生存。
As king, you need to understand that balance作为国王，你不但要了 解那种平衡， and respect all the creatures from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope.还要尊重所有的生物， 无论是爬行的蚂蚁还是 跳跃的羚羊。
Simba: But dad, don't we eat the antelope?辛巴：但是爸爸，我们 不是吃羚羊的吗
Mufasa: Yes Simba. But let me explain.木法沙：是的，辛巴， 让我解释给你听。
When we die, our bodies become the grass and the antelope eat the grass我们死后，尸体会变为 草，而羚羊是吃草的。
and so we are all connected in the great circle of lives.所以在这个巨大的生命 圈里我们是互相关联的主要内容： 辛巴是狮子王国的，他的父亲穆法沙是一个威严的国王。
然而叔叔刀疤却对穆法沙的王位觊觎已久。
要想坐上王位宝座，刀疤必须除去。
于是，刀疤利用种种借口让辛巴外出，然后伺机大开杀戒，无奈被穆法沙即时来救。
在反复的算计下，穆法沙惨死在刀疤手下，刀疤别有用心的劝辛巴离开，一方面派人将他赶尽杀绝。
辛巴逃亡中遇到了机智的和善良的，他们抚养辛巴长成雄壮的大狮子，鼓励他回去森林复国。
在接下来一场复国救民的斗争中，辛巴真正长成一个坚强的男子汉，领会了责任的真谛。
Kala: Tarzan, what are you doing? Tarzan: Why am I so different?: 泰山,你在干什 么
泰山: 我为什么那么与 从不同
Kala: Because you're covered with mud, that's why.: 因为你浑身上下 都是泥巴,那就是原因 Tarzan: No, Kerchak said I belong in the ... Kala: Close your mouth泰山: 不,哥查说我不 属于... : 别说了. Tarzan: Kerchak said I belong in the family.泰山: 哥查说我不属于 这个家族. Kala: Never mind what Kurchak said. Hold still. Tarzan: Look at me.卡拉: 别管哥查说了什 么.别动. 泰山: 你瞧瞧我. Kala: I am, Tarzan... and do you know what I see? I see two eyes. Like mine,卡拉: 我在瞧你,泰山 ...你知道我看到了 什么吗
我看见你像我 一样的两只眼睛. and a nose somewhere, ah, here. Two ears, and let's see, what else?有个鼻子在...
啊, 这儿.两只耳朵,让我 看看还有什么. Tarzan: Two hands? Kala: That's right.泰山: 两只手
卡拉: 对了. Kala: Close your eyes. Now forget what you see. What do you feel?卡拉: 闭上眼睛.忘掉 你看到的.你感觉到什 么吗
Tarzan: My heart. Kala: Come here. Tarzan: Your heart.泰山: 我的心. 卡拉: 到这儿来. 泰山: 你的心. Kala: See, we're exactly the same. Kerchak just can't see that.卡拉: 明白了吧,我们 是一模一样的.哥查就 是看不到. Tarzan: I'll make him see it. I'll be best ape ever.泰山: 我会让他看见的 我会成为最优秀的猿. Kala: all right, I bet you will.卡拉: 这就对了,你一 定会的.主要内容：在非洲原始森林成了孤儿的婴孩在猿猴家族的照料下长大成人，人类探险和出现打破了他宁静和平和世界，也使他认识到他是人类的一员，他在决定归属哪一类家族问题上的思考因为他对美丽的珍妮姑娘的感情进而变得更加复杂，而人类将对猿猴家族的伤害更使他进入了进退两难的境地。
英语小短文15篇加翻译,20~30词
1. Beijing---Capital of China Beijing is the capital of China.It's a large modern city with a long hostory.Beijing is also a city of tourism. Do you like Beijing?翻译： 北京是中国的首都。
它是一个历史悠久的现代化城市。
北京也是一个旅游胜地。
你喜欢北京么
2.I like the Chinese new year better than any other festival. This is a time especially for rest and joy. I need not study. I wear good clothes and eat good food. I have a good time from morning till night. I am as happy as a king.我喜欢中国新年比喜欢其它任何节日更甚。
这是一个专为休息和欢乐的时间。
我不需要读书。
我穿好衣服，吃好东西。
我每天从早到晚日子过得轻松愉快。
我和上帝一样快乐。
3.No sooner had the witer vacation begun than I returned to my native town. Of course Imust make good use of it;.In the morning I reviewed my lessons and read newspapers or magazines. In the afternoon I played ball games with my friends or went fishing in the river. At night I watched television with my family. hardly had the clock on the wall struck ten when I went to bed.寒假刚一开始，我就回故乡了。
自然我须好好利用它。
早晨我复习功课并阅读报纸或杂志。
下午我和朋友打球，或去河中钓鱼。
晚上我就和家人看看电视。
墙上的钟刚敲十下，我就去睡觉了。
4.I live very happily today! In the morning, it is very fine! Then I climb the mountain with family, the air on the mountain is very fresh, the flowers plants and trees on the mountain all seem extremely beautiful. Coming back home in the evening, family and I sat and watched TV together, we are returning and eating the fruit while chatting, the whole family is happy and harmonious!今天我过得非常开心
早上，天气非常好
于是我和家人一起去登山，山上的空气非常清新，山上的花草树木都显得格外美丽。
晚上回到家，我与家人坐在一起看电视，我们还一边聊天一边吃着水果，全家其乐融融
5.Yesterday was my birthday, so some of my classmates sent me presents. Mother prepared a tea party for me. I invited all of them to come and take part in it.The tea party began at half past six. There were cold drinks and refreshments. We ate, talked and laughed. We felt that we were the happest men in the world昨天是我生日，所以有几位我的同班同学送我礼。
母亲给我准备一个茶会。
我邀请他们都前来参加。
茶会下午六点半开始。
有冷饮和点心。
我们又吃又谈又笑。
我们觉得是世界上最快乐的人。
。
6.Whether sixty or sixteen, there is in every human being’s heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what’s next and the joy of the game of living. In the center of your heart and my heart there is a wireless station: so long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so long are you young. 无论是60岁还是16岁，你需要保持永不衰竭的好奇心、永不熄灭的孩提般求知的渴望和追求事业成功的欢乐与热情。
在你我的心底，有一座无线电台，它能在多长时间里接收到人间万物传递来的美好、希望、欢乐、鼓舞和力量的信息，你就会年轻多长时间。
7.An individual human existence should be like a river—small at first, narrowly contained within its banks, and rushing passionately past boulders and over waterfalls. Gradually the river grows wider, the banks recede, the waters flow more quietly, and in the end, without any visible break, they become merged in the sea, and painlessly lose their individual being. 人的生命应当像河流，开始是涓涓细流，受两岸的限制而十分狭窄，尔后奔腾咆哮，翻过危岩，飞越瀑布，河面渐渐开阔，河岸也随之向两边隐去，最后水流平缓，森森无际，汇入大海之中，个人就这样毫无痛苦地消失了。
8.Youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity,of the appetite for adventure over the love of ease.This often exists in a man of sixty more than a boy of twenty.Nobody grows old merely by a number of years.We grow old by deserting our ideals. 青春意味着战胜懦弱的那股大丈夫气概和摈弃安逸的那种冒险精神。
往往一个60岁的老者比一个20岁的青年更多一点这种劲头。
人老不仅仅是岁月流逝所致，更主要的是不思进取的结果。
9.Most people think writing and reading are more important in English learning, but in my opinion, speaking is even more important. So the key point of how to improve your English is don't be shy. Try to open your mouse and be confident and English corner will be the best place for you When you can do this, you have been moved a large step on the way of your English learning. After this, you can try to watch more English drama and movies and singing English songs. Even reading English novels is a pretty good choice which not only memories grammars. 许多人认为在学习英语的过程中写和看是最重要的，但我认为，说英语更为重要。
所以提高你英语的方式就是‘不要害羞’。
试着打开你的嘴和变得有自信，英语中心是你最好的学习英语的地方。
当你这样做的时候，在你学习英语的过程中，你已经跨出了一大步。
之后，你可以试着去多看一些英语戏剧，电影，和唱英文歌。
不仅只记英语语法的话，读英文小说也是一个不错的选择 10.Years may wrinkle the skin,but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. Worry, fear, self-distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust. 光阴可以在颜面上留下印记，而热情之火的熄灭则在心灵上刻下皱纹。
烦恼、恐惧、缺乏自信会扭曲人的灵魂，并将青春化为灰烬11.The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it. Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young. 老猫 一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。
一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。
因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。
于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。
她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。
” 12.My Teacher-我的老师My favourite teacher is Miss Huang. She is a beautiful lady. She has two big eyes, a high nose and a little red mouth. There is always a smile on her face. Miss Huang likes singing and collecting posters. She is good at playing the piano. In the evening, she always sits in front of the piano and plays nice music. She is good at dancing, too. Sometimes she teaches us dancing. Miss Huang likes dogs very much because the dog is very friendly and cute. Her favourite color is blue. Because blue is the color of the sky and the sea. This is my favourite teacher. Our classmates all like her very much. 我最喜欢的老师是黄老师。
她是一位漂亮的女性。
她有两只大大的眼睛，一个高高的鼻子和一张小小的红唇。
她的脸上总带着笑容。
黄老师喜欢唱歌和收集海报。
她钢琴弹得很好。
晚上，她常常坐在钢琴前弹奏优美的乐曲。
黄老师跳舞也很棒。
有时她也会教我们跳舞。
黄老师非常喜欢狗，因为狗很友好也很可爱。
黄老师最喜欢的颜色是蓝色，因为蓝色是天空和大海的颜色。
这就是我最喜欢的老师。
我们班的同学都非常喜欢她。
13.There is a park near my home.There are a lot of beautiful trees,flowers and birds in the park.So many people go to the park to enjoy their weekends.They like walking or having a picnic in the park.But I like flying a kite with my sisiter there. 我家附近有一个公园。
哪里有很多美丽的树、花和小鸟。
所以很多人都喜欢到那里去度周末。
他们喜欢在公园里散步或是野餐.但是我喜欢和我姐姐在那里放风筝。
14. I have a small bedroom.There are only a small bed,a small desk and a small chair in the room.And there is a beautiful doll on my blue bed.Everyday I do my homework,read books and play games with the doll in my bedroom.It is small,but it gives me much happiness. 我有一间小小的卧室。
那里有一张小小的床、小小桌子和一把小小的椅子。
而且还有一个漂亮的娃娃在我那张蓝色的小床上。
我每天都在房间里写作业，看书和与我的娃娃玩。
虽然房间很小，但是他给了我很多欢乐。
15.Today I had a good time. It was my grandpa's birthday. Our family went back to his home to celebrate his birthday. My mother cooked many delicious food and we brought a big birthday cake. We got together to have a big family dinner. We gave grandpa some presents and said, Happy birthday to you! In the afternoon we went boating in the park. We enjoyed ourselves, and my grandpa had a nice time on his birthday. 今天我玩得很愉快。
今天是爷爷的生日，我们全家去爷爷家为他庆祝生日。
妈妈做了许多好吃的，我们买了一个大蛋糕。
我们举行了一个大型家庭聚会。
我们送给爷爷一些礼物，并说：“祝您生日快乐。
” 下午我们去公园划船。
我们玩得很开心，爷爷过了一个愉快的生日。
20篇初中英语小短文带翻译，不要太长
英语作文写作技巧审题审题即是要了解清楚题目所给出的含义，弄清楚重点在哪，哪些是不能内容是不能出现的，准备写作的人称和时态：如果是日记和故事，宜采用过去时态；如是简介之类的，宜采用现在时态。
大纲写作前，一定要写大纲，对作文中的故事情节要做到胸有成竹，把所要使用的词句，句型和如何学好英语语法全部考虑进去，并根据自己的英语水平，尽量扬长避短，避难就易。
遇到想不起的词、句时，就用同（近）义词或同义句代替，不要使用没有把握的词句，并且要综合考虑所涉及到的情景、场合，语言要地道。
连词成句根据作文和大纲，先把一些重点的语句写出来，然后根据要求，在把需要表述内容的情节发展和实际需要，重新排列组合已写成的句子，划分必要的段落，一般分成三段。
但要注意句式的灵活运用，长、短句，简单句，复合句要搭配运用。
修改主要是检查，然后看全文是否通顺，是否有病句，是否有错误有没有遗漏要点；语法是不是正确，包括单词的拼写、大小写、标点符号、时态、语态、单复数、主谓一致、冠词等。
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求英语唯美短文带翻译
became a searcher,wanting to find out who I was and what made me unique. My view of myself was changing. I wanted a solid base to start from. I started to resist3 pressure to act in ways that I didn’t like any more,and I was delighted by who I really was. I came to feel much more sure that no one can ever take my place. Each of us holds a unique place in the world. You are special,no matter what others say or what you may think. So forget about being replaced. You can’t be. 我成了一个探寻者,想要知道自己,又是什么让我变得独一无二.我的人生观开始改变.我需要一个坚固的基础来发展,我忍受住压力,不再做自己不喜欢做的事.而且我为真实的我感到高兴.渐渐地我越发肯定自己无可替代. 每个人在这个世界上都占有一个独一无二的位置.无论别人说什么,你自己怎么想,你都是特别的.所以,不要担心自己会被取代,因为你永远是惟一的. Just as you need air to breathe, you need opportunity to succeed. It takes more than just breathing in the fresh air of opportunity, however. You must make use of that opportunity. That's not up to the opportunity. That's up to you. It doesn't matter what floor the opportunity is on. What matters is what you do with it. 正如你需要空气来呼吸,你也需要机遇来获得成功.但是只吸进机遇的新鲜空气远远不够.你必须好好利用机遇.这并不取决于机遇本身,而是由你自己决定.你在什么时候得到机遇并不重要.重要的是你怎样把握机遇. The first snow came. How beautiful it was, falling so silently, all day long, all night long, on the mountains, on the meadows, on the roofs of the living, on the graves1) of the dead! All white save the river, that marked2) its course by a winding black line across the landscape3), and the leafless trees, that against the leaden4) sky now revealed more fully the wonderful beauty and intricacy5) of their branches! 第一场雪降临了. 真美啊!整日整夜,悄无声息地飘落,落在高山上,落在草地上,落在生者的房顶上,落在逝者的坟茔上! 万物皆白,惟有河流蜿蜒成一条黑线穿过雪野,还有无叶的林木,衬映在铅灰色的天空下,此刻更显得枝桠交错,仪态万千. What silence, too, came with the snow, and what seclusion6)! Every sound was muffled7); every noise changed to something soft and musical. No more trampling8) hoofs9), no more rattling10) wheels! Only the chiming11) of sleigh-bells12), beating as swift and merrily as the hearts of children. 飘落时,是何等的宁谧,何等的幽静!万籁俱寂,所有的噪音都化做柔和的音乐. 再也听不见得得马蹄声,也听不见嘎嘎车轮声! 只有雪橇的铃声如乐,似孩子们的心儿在欢快地跃动 In the entire world there's nobody like me. Since the beginning of time, there has never been another person like me. Nobody has my smile. Nobody has my eyes, my nose, my hair, my hands, or my voice. I'm special. 大千世界,芸芸众生,没人与我相同.自创世伊始,从未有过像我一样的人.没人拥有和我一样的笑容；没人拥有和我一样的眼睛、鼻子、头发、双手或声音. 我就是我. The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but one season in the tree's life. He told them that they cannot judge a tree, or a person, by only one season, and that the essence of who they are — and the pleasure, joy, and love that come from that life — can only be measured at the end, when all the seasons are up. If you give up when it's winter, you will miss the promise of your spring, the beauty of your summer, fulfillment of your fall. Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest. 这位父亲说他们答得都对,因为他们都只看到了梨树生命中的一个季节.他告诉他们：不应仅凭一个季节来判断一棵树,一段时间来看一个人；最后,到所有的季节都已终结时,才能衡量一个人的本质——以及他生命中的快乐、喜悦和爱. 如果你在寒冬时放弃,你将失去春之希望,夏之灿烂,秋之收获.所以,不要让一时的痛苦毁弃你所有其他的快乐. Ignore the“yes, buts”for the time being. All I want you to do right now is open your mind to the possibility that the world is made up of a countless array of experiences from the very worst to the very best. As someone once said,“A mind is like a parachute20)—it works best when open.”And here is my promise: If you open your mind, you will enjoy a more abundant and fulfilling21)life. 从现在开始忘掉“是的,但是”.现在你做的就是认识到这样一种可能性,即世界是由无数从最好到最坏的经历组成的.正如有人曾说过的：“头脑就像降落伞——在打开的时候工作得最好.”我的承诺是：如果你能够广开思路,就会享受到更加丰富、更加充实的人生. We’re always on the go10)trying to accomplish so much, aren’s we? Getting groceries, cleaning the house, mowing the lawn — there’s always something. It’s so easy to get caught up in everyday life that we forget how simple it can be to bring cheer to ourselves and others. Giving a smile away takes so little effort and time, let’s make sure that we’ve not the one that others have to pretend is wearing an invisible smile. 我们总是忙着去尽量完成更多的事,不是吗?买东西,打扫屋子,割院子里的草——总有些什么事.这就使我们很容易在日常生活中忘记：给自己和别人带来快乐是多么简单的事情.绽放微笑花费的精力与时间很少,让我们确保自己不会成为这样的人——别人总得假装我们有看不见的笑容. The motivation to succeed comes from the burning desire to achieve a purpose. Napoleon Hill wrote, “Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.” A burning desire is the starting point of all accomplishment. Just like a small fire cannot give much heat, a weak desire cannot produce great results. 成功的行动来自于那燃烧着的想要达成目的的欲望.拿破仑•希尔写道：“成功的意念能够到达个人的构想与信念所能到达的任何地方.” 强烈的欲望是一切成功的起点,正如小火苗不能放出大量的热一样,一个微小的愿望也不能促成伟大的成就. I have been through the depths of poverty and sickness. When people ask me what has kept me going through the troubles that come to all of us, I always reply: I stood yesterday. I can stand today. And I will not permit myself to think about what might happen tomorrow. my time. 我曾经经历贫穷和病痛的深渊!每每人们问起我,是什么力量让我克服这些人人都会面临的困难,我总是这样回答：“我熬得过昨天,就熬得过今天.而且我决不让自己去考虑明天将会发生什么.” I have drunk the cup of life down to its very dregs7). They have only sipped the bubbles on top of it. I know things they will never know. I see things to which they are blind. It is only the women whose eyes have been washed clear with tears who get the broad vision that makes them little sisters to all the world. 我品尝了的每一滴,包括那些渣滓,而她们仅仅只是吮到了杯口的泡沫而已.我的所知、所见,她们永远不会知晓,不会看到. 只有被泪水洗过眼睛的女人们,才能有更宽广的视野,这使她们能与整个世界的人们形同姐妹. 1. The angry is that taking the other’s mistake to punish oneself. 2. The hope of tomorrow lets us forget today’s pain. 3. Shining is not the sun's patent, you also may shine. 4. The only way to obtain happiness is that, cherish what you have got and forget what you haven’t got. 5. You may obtain the world with love; you also may lose the world with hate. 1. 生气是拿别人做错的事来惩罚自己. 2. 明天的希望,让我们忘了今天的痛苦. 3. 发光并非太阳的专利,你也可以发光. 4. 获致幸福的不二法门是珍视你所拥有的、遗忘你所没有的. 5. 你可以用爱得到全世界,你也可以用恨失去全世界. 6. The true love should surmount the length of life, the width of mind and the depth of soul 7. The strength of love is big enough to cause the person to forget all, but actually as small which cannot hold just a sand of envy. 8. No matter when you start, the more importantly is that do not stop after started. No matter when you end, the more importantly is that do not regret after ended. 6. 真正的爱,应该超越生命的长度、心灵的宽度、灵魂的深度. 7. 爱的力量大到可以使人忘记一切,却又小到连一粒嫉妒的沙石也不能容纳. 8. 不论你在什麽时候开始,重要的是开始之后就不要停止.不论你在什麽时候结束,重要的是结束之后就不要悔恨. 9. Entertains the highest hope, for the greatest endeavor, make the worst plan. 10. The place which the ideal is in, the hell maybe a heaven. The place which hope is in, the pain may becomes happiness. 11. God never complains people’s ignorance while people actually complains the unfair of God. 12. The happy life should fill the anticipation, pleasantly surprise and grateful. 9. 抱最大的希望,为最大的努力,做最坏的打算. 10. 有理想在的地方,地狱就是天堂.有希望在的地方,痛苦也成欢乐. 11. 上帝从不埋怨人们的愚昧,人们却埋怨上帝的不公平. 12. 美好的生命应该充满期待、惊喜和感激. What language is thine, O sea? The language of eternal question. What language is thy answer, O sky? 海水呀,你说的是什么? 是永恒的疑问. 天空呀,你回答的话是什么? 是永恒的沉默. Thank the flame for its light, but do not forget the lamp holder standing in the shade with constancy of patience. Tiny grass, your steps are small, but you possess the earth under your tread. 谢谢火焰给你光明,但是不要忘了那执灯的人,他是坚忍地站在黑暗当中呢. 小草呀,你的足步虽小,但是你拥有你足下的土地. I think of other ages that floated upon the stream of life and love and death and are forgotten, and I feel the freedom of passing away. 我想起了浮泛在生与爱与死的川流上的许多别的时代,以及这些时代之被遗忘,我便感觉到离开尘世的自由了.
【跪求】中短篇英语笑话5则（带翻译），字数不要太多，100--300词左右，一定要很好笑。
拜托各位大虾了
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。
” Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy. 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了
”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。
“再给你两分钱。
可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢
” “她是个卖糖果的。
” The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. 完美儿子 A:我有一个很完美的儿子. B:他抽烟吗? A:不抽. B:他喝威士忌酒吗? A:不喝. B:他会不会很晚回家? A:不会. B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了? A:下个星期三就满6个月了. They are directly from AmericaNot long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America. 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。
在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。
这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。
” Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。
-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧 Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad? Well, my son, his father replied, look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk. But, dad, the boy said, there's only ONE policeman! 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。
这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。
他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思
” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。
如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。
” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀
” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese? In the rat-trap, sir, replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。
这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。
过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。
客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。
你在哪里找到的奶酪
” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。
”那小男孩说。
（不知道这些行不行，虽然我都是去网上找的，希望你用的上）
