金凯瑞搞笑电影中的经典台词
1、楚门的世界 Truman: Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! Truman:假如再也见不到你,就祝你下午好，好，晚安
Sylvia: Look at what you've done to him! Sylvia: 看看你都对他作了什么
Christof: I have given Truman the chance to lead a normal life. The world, the place you live in, is the sick place. Christof:我给了Truman过正常生活的机会。
而你所生活的世界，是一个病态的世界。
Network Executive: For God's sake, Chris! The whole world is watching. We can't let him die in front of a live audience! Network Executive: 看在上帝的份上，Chris!全世界都看着呢。
我们不能让他当众死亡! Christof: He was born in front of a live audience. Christof:但他当众出生. Truman Burbank: Was nothing real? Truman:一切都是假的? Christof: You were real. That's what made you so good to watch... Christof:你是真的，大家都爱看你…… 2.大话王 Max Reede: My dad? He's... a liar. Max:我爸爸
他是个……骗子。
Teacher: A liar? I'm sure you don't mean a liar. 老师：骗子
我肯定你不是这个意思。
Max Reede: Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge. Max：他穿着西装去法庭，并且跟法官说话。
Teacher: Oh, you mean he's a lawyer. 老师：哦，你是说他是个律师。
------------------------------------------------------------------ Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside. Max:老师说美是内在的。
Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say. Fletcher: 只有那些长得丑的人才这么说。
Jerry: I love you! Jerry:我爱你
Audrey: Thank you. Audrey:谢谢。
Jerry: Well, that's wasn't exactly the answer I was hoping for... Jerry:那不是我想要的答案…… Audrey: Thank you very much? Audrey:非常感谢
3.飞机神探头： Melissa：You know what? I'm not even going to talk to you. Would you please leave. 梅利莎：你懂什么
我不想和你说话，请你离开。
Ace Ventura：Why? So you can beat him? 艾斯：为什么
这样你就能揍他了
Ace Ventura：Fatty. 艾斯：真肥。
Melissa：You're unbelievable. Hiring you was the biggest mistake I ever made. 梅利莎：你让人难以置信，雇用你是我犯过的最大错误。
Riddle：How in the hell do you loose a five hundred pound fish? 瑞多：你究竟是怎么把一条500磅重的鱼弄丢的
Melissa：I'm sorry sir, I was just going to say, that it's not a fish, it's a mammal. 梅利莎：对不起先生，我只是想说，它不是条鱼，它是哺乳动物。
Riddle：Thank you, miss Jacques Cousteau. 瑞多：谢谢你，雅克·库斯多（著名海洋学家）小姐。
求mary and max的完整英文台词
Mary Dinkle's eyes were the colour of muddy puddles.Her birthmark, the colour of poo.It was Saturday afternoon and she was bored.Mary wished she had a friend to play piggybacks with.Mary's mood ring, which she'd found in a cereal box, was greywhich, according to the chart,meant she was either pensive, unconsciously ambitious or hungry.Her only friends were The Noblets from her favourite cartoon.They weren't the real ones you bought in the shopsbut fake ones she had to make herself from shells, gumnuts, pompomsand the chicken bones salvaged from Friday night's takeaway.She had to make all her own toys, and her favourites were Shrinkiespotato chip packets that she had shrunk in the oven.Mary's father, Noel Norman Dinkle,worked in a factory, attaching the strings to tea bags.At show and tell, she told the classhe could get as many free tea bags as he wanted.Her favourite tea bag was Earl Grey.She loved saying Earl Greyand would like one day to marry someone called Earl Grey.They would live in a castle in Scotland,have 9 babies, 2 ducks...and a dog called Kevin.Noel's hobby was to sit in his shed and drink Baileys Irish Creamand stuff birds he'd found on the side of the freeway.Mary wished he'd spend more time with her and less with his dead friends.She also wished she had some brothers and sisters.Her mother had told her she was an accident.How could someone be an accident?Grandpoppy Ralph had told her that babies were deliberateand found by dads at the bottom of their beer.Grandpoppy Ralph had smelt like pickled onionsand had been a member of the Frankston Ice Breakers for 51 years.Aaagh! Aaaaaghhh!They swam in winter to feel alive.Grandpoppy Ralph had said it made his nipples erect.He had died the year before, aged 74,and his best mate, Ken, had recited a poem in his honour.Born in a barn in the hills of Boronia,Ralph lived a long life,then died of pneumonia.Mary missed himand often wondered why he had drunk ammonia.A lot of things puzzled Maryespecially her mother, Vera Lorraine Dinkle.To Mary, Vera always seemed wobbly.A pretty vicious ball. And he's out!Vera liked listening to the cricket while bakingand her main ingredient was always sherry.3\\\/44. And Thompson 2\\\/15...She told Mary it was a type of tea for grown-upsthat needed constant testing.Just out of the reach of the lead. 6\\\/96 England.Mary thought her mother tested the sherry... way too much.Mary also couldn't understand why Vera was always borrowing.Yesterday, she borrowed some fish fingers from Aisle 6.She told Mary she put things up her dress to save on plastic bags.Vera was indeed a complicated soul.Oooh!Mary stopped daydreamingand went and fetched her pet rooster from the rain.Her father had found the rooster on the side of the freewayafter it had fallen off the back of a slaughter truck.She named him Ethel.It was time to watch The Noblets. She adored The Nobletsbecause everyone was brown, lived in a teapotand had oodles of friends.There was nothing nicer, Mary thought to herself,than the smell of a wet rooster...the sound of rain on the roofand the taste of sweetened condensed milk straight from the canwhile watching your favourite cartoon.Meanwhile, a man called Max Horowitz also watched The Noblets.Max's small television had picture but no sound.His big television, sound but no picture.He was 44 and liked The Noblets as they lived in a delineated and articulated social structurewith constant adherent conformityand also because they had oodles of friends.Max had trouble sleepingand had spent the night watching television and catching fish food.He noted to himself it was the sixth fly he'd caught this evening.He wondered if he should go to bed and count sheepor have one more chocolate hotdog.He thought he'd try both but it didn't work.It had been 6 hours and 12 minutes since Henry Vlll had passed away.And Henry's death had thrown Max's life into disarray.It had become asymmetricaland the sooner he got a new fish, the better.Tomorrow he would go to the pet store and get another HenryHenry IX.Next.It was shopping dayand Mary sat patiently while her mother borrowed some envelopes.To fill in time, she scanned the roomand counted how many things were brown.There was sticky tape, rubber bandsand a phone book with a picture of a lady standing in a brown lakewith her hand on fire.People had weird names in America, Mary Daisy Dinkle thought to herself.Funny-sounding people called Rockefeller and Finkelstein.She wondered what they looked like, how old they wereand if they were married, wore glasses, or had found babies in their beer.Maybe in the USA they found babies elsewhere.Hmm... they drank a lot of cola.Maybe they found them in cans.But, no, they wouldn't fit through the hole.Mary had an idea.如果是电影中英双语的字幕
破产姐妹经典台词我这一生有许许多多的不如意 我也确信未来只会愈加艰难，可你却如此之好 Max在第几
应该是第一季中或后
1900的经典台词
“陆上的人喜欢寻根究底，虚度很多的光阴。
冬天忧虑夏天的迟来，夏天担心冬天的将至。
所以你们不停到处去追求一个遥不可及、四季如夏的地方—我并不羡慕。
” Why why why why why... I think land people waste a lot of time wondering why. Winter comes they can't wait for summer; summer comes they're living drilled of winter. That's why you're never tired of travelling, with chasing some place far away, where there's always summer. That doesn't sound like a good bet to me. “城市那么大，看不到尽头。
在哪里 ? 我能看到吗 ? 就连街道都已经数不清了，找一个女人，盖一间房子，买一块地，开辟一道风景，然后一起走向死路。
太多的选择，太复杂的判断了，难道你不怕吗 ? 陆地，太大了，他像一艘大船，一个女人，一条长长的航线，我宁可舍弃自己的生命，也不愿意在一个找不到尽头的世界生活，反正，这个世界现在也没有人知道我。
我之所以走到一半停下来，不是因为我所能见，而是我所不能见。
” “键盘有始有终，你确切知道 88 个键就在那儿，错不了。
它并不是无限的，而音乐，才是无限的。
你能在键盘上表现的音乐是无限的，我喜欢这样，我能轻松应对，而你现在让我走过跳板，走到城市里，等着我的是一个没有尽头的键盘，我又怎能在这样的键盘上弹奏呢 ? 那是上帝的键盘啊 ! ” “All that city. You just couldn't see the end to it. The end? Please? You please just show me where it ends? It was all very fine on that gangway. And I was grand too, in my overcoat. I cut quite a figure. And I was getting off. Guaranteed. There was no problem. It wasn't what I saw that stopped me, Max. It was what I see. You understand that? What I see. In all that sprawling city there was everything except an end. There was no end. What I did not see was where the whole thing came to an end. The end of the world... ” “所有那些城市，你就是无法看见尽头。
尽头
拜托
拜托你给我看它的尽头在哪
当时，站在舷梯向外看还好。
我那时穿着大衣，感觉也很棒，觉得自己前途无量，然后我就要下船去。
放心
可是，阻止了我的脚步的，并不是我所看见的东西，而是我所无法看见的那些东西。
你明白么
我看不见的那些。
在那个无限蔓延的城市里，什么东西都有，可惟独没有尽头。
根本就没有尽头。
我看不见的是这一切的尽头，世界的尽头。
” “Take a piano. The keys begin, the keys end. You know there are eightyeight of them, nobody can tell you any different. They are not infinite. You are infinite. And on these keys the music that you can make is infinite. I like that. That I can live by. ” “拿一部钢琴来说，从琴键开始，又结束。
你知道钢琴只有88个键，随便什么琴都没差。
它们不是无限的。
你才是无限的，在琴键上制作出的音乐是无限的。
我喜欢这样，我活的惯。
” “You get me up on that gangway and you're rolling out in front of me a keyboard of millions of keys, millions and billions of keys that never end, and that's the truth, Max. That they never end. That keyboard is infinite. And if that keyboard is infinite, then on that keyboard there is no music you can play. You're sitting on the wrong bench. That's God's piano. ” “你把我推到舷梯上然后扔给我一架有百万琴键的钢琴，百万千万的没有尽头的琴键，那是事实，max，它们没有尽头。
那键盘是无限延伸的。
然而如果琴键是无限的，那么在那架琴上就没有你能弹奏的音乐，你坐错了地方，那是上帝的钢琴。
” “Christ! Did, did you see the streets? Just the streets… There were thousands of them! And how do you do it down there
How do you choose just one? One woman, one house, one piece of land to call your own, one landscape to look at, one way to die... ” “天啊
你……你看过那些街道吗
仅仅是街道，就有上千条
你下去该怎么办
你怎么选择其中一条来走
怎么选择“属于你自己的”一个女人，一栋房子，一块地，或者选择一道风景欣赏，选择一种方法死去。
” “All that world is weighing down on me, you don't even know where it comes to an end, and aren't you ever just scared of breaking apart at the thought of it? The enormity of living it? ” “那个世界好重，压在我身上。
你甚至不知道它在哪里结束，你难道从来不为自己生活在无穷选择里而害怕得快崩溃掉吗
” “I was born on this ship, and the world passed me by, but two thousand people at a time. And there were wishes here, but never more than fit between prow and stern. You played out your happiness, but on a piano that was not infinite. I learned to live that way. ” “我是在这艘船上出生的，整个世界跟我并肩而行，但是，行走一次只携带两千人。
这里也有欲望，但不会虚妄到超出船头和船尾。
你用钢琴表达你的快乐，但音符不是无限的。
我已经习惯这么生活。
” “Land? Land is a ship too big for me. It's a woman too beautiful; it's a voyage too long, a perfume too strong. It's a music I don't know how to make. I could never get off this ship. At best, I can step off my life. After all, I don't exist for anyone. You're an exception, Max, you're the only one who knows I'm here. You're a minority, and you better get used to it. Forgive me, my friend, but I'm not getting off.” “陆地
陆地对我来说是一艘太大的船，一个太漂亮的女人，一段太长的旅行，一瓶太刺鼻的香水，一种我不会创作的音乐。
我永远无法放弃这艘船，不过幸好，我可以放弃我的生命。
反正没人记得我存在过，而你是例外，max，你是唯一一个知道我在这里的人。
你是唯一一个，而且你最好习惯如此。
原谅我，朋友，我不会下船的。
” 我可以在有限的钢琴键中创造出无限的旋律，但我无法在无限的城市中，无尽的街道间找到属于我的空间。
这是个秘密，秘密是不应该被公开的 令我恐惧的不是我所见，而是我所未见。
skins经典台词
最最经典的那句，I'm also just a girl,stanging in front of a boy,asking to love her.
我要电影里面的经典台词
阿甘正传》 Stupid is stupid as does.(傻人有傻福.) If there's anything you need, I won't be far away... (要你轻轻的呼唤我，我就在你身边.... ) Jenny：Why're you so good to me?（为什么你对我那么好
） Forrest：You're my girl.（你是我的女朋友。
） Jenny：I'll always be your girl.（我永远是你的女朋友。
） Jenny：I wish I could have been there with you.（我希望当时就和你一起。
） Forrest：You were.（你一直都在
） 《肖申克的救赎》 Get busy living, Or get busy dying. (岌岌而生,岌岌而死。
) It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to save another. （坚强的人只能救赎自己，伟大的人才能拯救他人。
） 美丽心灵 You are the reason I am，you are all my reasona love is not the occupy of the young people I need to believe that something extraordinary is possible 海上钢琴师 1900: Moonlight city. You just couldn’t see an end to it. It wasn’t what I saw that stopped me ,Max. It was what I didn’t see. Take the piano. Keys begin. Keys end. You know there are 88 of them. They’re not infinite. You’re infinite. And on those keys, the music that you can make is infinite. I like that. That I can live by. But you get me up on that gangway, and you roll them out in front of me. Keyboards have millions and billions of keys that never end. That keyboard is infinite. Then on that keyboard there’s no music you can play. That’s God’s piano. Did you see the streets? There’re thousands of them. How do you choose just one? One woman, one house, one way to die……. You don’t even know where it comes to an end. Aren’t you ever just scared of breaking apart with the thought of it? I was born on this ship. And the world passed me by. But 2000 people at a time and there’re old wishes here . But nevermore that fit between prow and stern.. You played out your happiness bit on a piano that was not infinite. I learned to live that way. Land? Land is a ship too big for me, It’s a woman too beautiful, a bridge too long, perfume to strong, music I don’t know how to play. I can never get off this ship. At best, I didn’t step off my life. After all, I don’t exist for anyone. 译文： 偌大的城市，绵延无尽。
并非是我眼见的让我停住了脚步， 而是我所看不见的。
你能明白吗
拿钢琴来说。
键盘有始亦有终。
你确切地知道88个键就在那儿，错不了。
它们并不是无限的，而你，才是无限的。
你能在键盘上表现的音乐是无限的。
我喜欢这样，我能轻松应付。
而你现在让我走过跳板，走到城市里， 等着我的是一个没有尽头的键盘。
我又怎能在这样的键盘上弹奏呢
那是上帝的键盘啊
你看到那数不清的街道吗
如何只选择其中一条去走
一个共渡一生的女人，一幢属于自己的屋子，一种生与死的方式~~~~ 你甚至不知道什么时候才是尽头。
一想到这个，难道不会害怕、会崩溃吗
我在这艘船上出生。
世事千变万化，然这艘船每次只载2000人。
这里有着希望，但仅在船头和船尾之间。
你可以在有限的钢琴上奏出你的欢欣快乐。
我习惯了这样的生活。
陆地
陆地对我来说是一艘太大的船， 太漂亮的女人，太长的旅程，太浓烈的香水，无从着手的音乐。
我永远无法走下这艘船， 这样的话，我宁可舍弃我的生命。
毕竟，我从来没有为任何人存在过，不是么
时光倒流七十年经典对白 “The man of my dreams has almost faded now. The one I have created in my mind. The sort of man each woman dreams of in the deepest and most secret reaches of her heart. I can almost see him now before me. What would I say to him, if he were really here? Forgive me, I have never known this feeling. I've lived without it all my life. Is it any wonder, then, that I failed to recognize you? You ---who brought it to me for the first time. Is there any way I can tell you how my life has changed? Any way at all to let you know what sweetness you have given me? There is so much to say. . . I can not find the words. Except for these --I love you! ” 我遇到了我的梦中情人. 他是我一直以来朝思暮想的人. 他总是出现在我梦魂最深处. 我现在几乎都可以亲眼看到他.如果他真的在这里, 我会对他说,什么?请原谅我,我从来没有过这样的感觉, 我一生都不曾有过这样的感觉， 之后却又认不出他来, 是你第一次给我这样的感觉. 有没有任何方式能让我告诉你,我的生命有了如何的改变, 有没有什么方式能让我告诉你,你带给我的甜蜜, 我有好多话要对你说,但又找不到合适的言语,但除了这一句外--我爱你. 僵尸新娘 With this hand,I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty,For I will be your wine. With this candle, I shall light your way in darkness. With this ring,I ask you to be mine.
