简短的小话剧
一只狗，死了 人物：司机，“狗主人”，小孩，路人甲，路人乙，骗子。
（一只狗躺在路中间，死了，狗尸旁站着两个人，两人旁围着一群人 ） 路人甲：发生什么事了
路人乙（掩口）：恶心，当街死了一只狗。
路人甲：怎么死的
路人乙：怎么死的
还不是自己冲出来，被撞死的。
司机（对狗主人，手指路人乙）：听见了没，是它自己冲出来的，不关我的事
狗主人：算了吧你，不想赔你就说吗，不说我怎么知道你不想赔啊
不会吧，你真的不想赔啊
司机：别罗嗦了，我是绝对不赔的。
你的狗撞死在我的车前，弄脏了我的车，我还觉得不吉利
我不向你要一点坏了吉利的钱，算很不错了。
狗主人：你这人不讲道理，撞死别人的狗还这样说话 狗主人（朝路人）：大家听听，你们说他这话有理吗
（路人议论，意见不一） （这时，一人推开人群，直往里挤） 那人（大喊）：让一下，快让一下
出事的是我亲戚
（路人们大声齐笑） （那人涨红了脸，迅速离开） （路人还在笑，狗主人拉着脸，司机绷着脸） 司机（理直气壮，反驳）：我不向你要一点坏了吉利的钱，算很不错了
（狗主人冲上车，拔掉车钥匙冲下车，关上车门） 司机（有点火）：你想干什么
狗主人（强硬地）：你不赔，今天就别想走
（这是人群中冲出一个小孩，看见狗尸，大哭）：小白
狗主人（安慰地）：好孩子，乖
不要哭了。
（小孩仍然大哭不止
） 狗主人（对着司机）：你看怎么办
这条狗可是我孩子最喜欢的
路人们（劝解，埋怨）：你就干脆赔她几块，狗尸这样在太阳底下晒，孩子也哭得这么伤心，大家看了也难受啊
司机（不耐烦了）：算我倒霉
那你说吧，多少
狗主人（再次强硬地说）：一百
（司机不快地拿出钱，忿忿地递过钱，狗主人一把将钱抓在手里，同时把钥匙塞给了司机小孩抱着死狗哭着走出了人群随狗主人走出人群） （人群外，转弯处，一小孩，一女人） 女人：不错，赚了一百五，给你点去买东西吃吧。
（小孩高兴的跑开了）
简短的话剧剧本，越简短越好
你可以找一个感兴趣的话剧，节选其中精彩的部分，中国外国的都可以。
话剧 简短一点的
Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow
Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
）Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．Grandma：Who is it
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(边说边起床) Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy
I’ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf：Come in， Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh
No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood\\\/Grandma：Thank you．Hunter：Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．Grandma：(从桌子上拿来针线)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)Grandma：I'll thread it.Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter：You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!Wolf： (应声倒下)Hunter：The bad wolf is dead．Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
简短的英语戏剧剧本
To Be Honest or Not to Be? by Jung-Han Chen很有意思的4人剧本，关于强烈推荐。
趣味性，并且很有意义，很有水平啊。
Cast Honest WoodcutterGreedy WoodcutterGreedy WoodcutterGod of the Lake--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene 1 The Honest Woodcutter(One day, H and G were chopping firewood together in the mountain.)H: See all this hard work we’ve been doing. It’s really difficult for us to make a living.G: Yes, I don’t know how many days we have to keep doing the same thing.Chop, chop, and chop.(At that time, his axe accidentally dropped into the lake.)H: Oh, no. My axe!G: It’s getting dark. We’d better find your axe quickly.H: Well, it’s O.K. You can go back first. If I can’t find it today, I will find it tomorrow.G: Hmm. O.K., I will see you later (going home alone).H: Aack, I should have been more careful. Now how can I find my axe?God: I am God of the Lake. You seem to have a problem? What happened?H: I dropped my axe into the lake by accident. Can you help me find it?God: No problem. It’s a piece of cake. I’ll be right back (disappearing).God: Is this gold axe yours?H: No, it’s not.God: O.K., just a second. How about this silver axe? Is it yours?H: No, it’s not mine, either.God: Then, this one?H: Yes, it’s mine. Thank you so much. You really saved my day.God: Young man, you are such an honest person. Nowadays it’s hard to find people as honest as you. Therefore, I’d like to give you both of these two axes, the gold one and the silver one, to award you for your honesty.H: Really? Aren’t you kidding?God: Of course not. We gods never lie.H: Oh, thank you so much. Today is really my lucky day. I promise I’ll work even harder. I won’t let you down.God: That’s good, young man. Good luck!Scene 2 The Greedy Woodcutter(The following day, the greedy woodcutter went to the honest woodcutter’s home.)G: Hey, you’ve got these gold and sliver axes. Where did you get them? Did you buy them? Impossible! You are even poorer than I. Or … did you pick them up somewhere?H: No way! Something incredible happened to me just after you went home yesterday afternoon, and I got these two axes.G: Something incredible? Could you tell me what exactly happened yesterday?H: Sure. Remember we were chopping the wood and I dropped my axe into the lake? I told you to go home and not to worry about me. In fact, I was worried to death because I didn’t know how to find it. I was so worried that I cried by the lake. At that moment, God of the Lake appeared suddenly, and he helped me find my ax in the lake. I was so happy when I saw the axe I lost, but something even better happened. Just before I left, the God gave me the gold and sliver axes as gifts.G: How nice. That was truly something incredible. I’d like to try my luck this afternoon to see if I can also get the gold and sliver axes.(The greedy woodcutter could hardly wait till the afternoon because he wanted very much to get the gold and sliver axes. The afternoon finally came.)G: (Dropping his axe into the lake on purpose) Oh, my God! I lost my axe. Without my axe, how could I make a living? What should I do? What should I do (crying)?God: Young man, why are you crying here?G: I accidentally dropped my axe into the lake.God: Don’t worry. Let me help you find it. I’ll be right back.(Then, the God went down to the lake, and a moment later, he showed up with a gold ax.)God: Is this your axe?G: A gold axe (very excited and happy)?! Yes, yes! This is the axe I lost earlier.God: Young man (with a long face), a good person has to be honest. Let me ask you again. Is this really yours?G: My God, I didn’t lie to you about the axe in your hand. I’m telling you the truth. The axe is mine.God: Young man (disappointed and shaking his head), it is important for you to be honest. I know you didn’t tell me the truth. So, I won’t help you. You just go.G: Why?! Why?! Why didn’t I get the gold axe? It must be Jack’s fault. He must be hiding something from me. I’ll go talk to him tomorrow and see what he’s going to say about this!Scene 3 Having a Fight(The following day…)H: What happened? What happened to your axe? Looks like you didn't get the gold and silver axes.G: (Holding the bad axe) It’s all your fault. You cheated me! Because of you, I lost my axe, and now I have to use this old one. You have to get me a new one or you'll be in big trouble.H: I don't think so. You are too greedy; that's why you lost your axe. You deserved it.G: What!? I dare you to say that again.H: You deserved it.G: One more time!H: You deserved it.G: You brought this on yourself.(G pushed H and H tried to push him back. But H got caught.)H: Let me go! Let me go!G: O.K. There you go (pushing H into the lake).H: Help! Help! I don’t wanna die. I will give you my gold and silver axes.G: Really? But I’ve got an even better idea. If you die, both of your axes will be mine. Ha, ha, ha!H: Don't let me die! I have to support my family you know. I have an 80-year-old mother, 7 wives, and 12 children.G: Don't worry. I'll take care of all your wives, but…not your mother or your children.H: You will be caught for this. God won't let you get away with this.(Thunder in the sky and big waves in the lake…)G: O.K., O.K., (getting cold feet) I'll help you right away. Hang in there.(Looking for and finding a stick nearby) Hold on to it.(But the stick hit right on H's head by accident.)H: Ah (going straight down into the lake)!G: I didn't mean it. I swear I didn't mean it. I was just trying to help him.(In the lake…H sank in coma, but showing a smiling face as if he had seen a lot of gold.)God: Isn't that the honest young man I gave the gold and silver axes the other day? Why are you here?H: I missed you, so I jumped into the lake.God: Very cold! It's not funny! Speak the truth.H: O.K.! In fact, I was pushed into the lake by my friend.God: Do you wish me to punish him?H: No, thanks. After I dropped into the lake, he tried to help me, but he was too clumsy and his stick hit me by accident. I'll forgive him.God: What a nice man you are. I almost want to give you a good person certificate.H: I really appreciate your kind words.God: He's so lucky to have such a great friend. O.K., I'll forgive him this time.Scene 4 A Warm ReunionG: Jack, I didn’t do it on purpose. Don’t blame me. It was really not my fault. God, please bless him (worshiping).(God of the Lake showed up.)God: Did you really not intend to hurt him?G: Of course not! I just envied that he got the gold and the silver axes. Anyway, I was just very angry, but there was no evil intention, not at all. I swear (raising his hand).God: Then, what do you think of him?G: Although he was a little stubborn, he was honest and kind-hearted. He was a friend who was worth having. In fact, I miss him a lot.(H showed up.)H: I ‘m glad you didn’t let me down. I know you were not a bad person. You just lost your head because of your greed.G: Jack, is that really you? Oh, thank God! You didn’t die. That’s great!God: Ha, ha, ha! This is really something that makes people happy. Since you two made up with each other, it‘s time for me (waving his hand)…One, two, three, sleep.(H and G fell asleep by the Lade. The following morning…)G: Hey ~ wake up! Wake up. It’s morning already!H: Oh...Good morning. Look! There are a pair of gold axes and a pair of silver axes (checking them out). Here’s also a note.G: Let me see. It’s from the God of the Lake. It says, “In order to celebrate that you two become good friends again, I decided to give each of you a gold axe and a silver axe so that you won’t have any more fight. Work hard and have a nice life.” H: We are so lucky. So, how about working hard with me?G: I don’t see why not!H: It’s a deal. Let’s work hard side by side.G: And…let’s be HONEST.Both: Yeah, indeed. “Honesty is the best policy
求一个搞笑简短的话剧
人物：皇后，魔镜，白雪公主，三个小矮人，王子。
旁白一名第一场旁白：很久很久以前，有一位艳丽的皇后，但在艳丽的背后却藏着一颗嫉妒的心，只要听说有人比她漂亮，她都无法忍受。
她有一面魔镜，经常走到镜子面前自我欣赏。
（皇后、魔镜上）皇后：魔镜魔镜告诉我世上谁是大帅哥?魔镜：对不起，系统出现故障，请重新输入语音提示。
皇后：算了，告诉哀家，谁是这个世界上最美丽的女人。
魔镜：好，重启。
大家都来看啊，这个人真的好美啊
她有着如瀑布般乌黑的长发，雪白的肌肤，窈窕的身材。
每个男人见了她都会动心，每个女人见了她都会自叹不如。
她就是白雪公主。
皇后：你这个破镜子哪里来这么多废话。
魔镜：孩子，请不要烦躁，每一个女孩都是降落到凡间的天使，有的人是脚朝地，有的人是头朝地，而你很不巧，恰好你的脸掉到了一块花岗岩上。
这是宿命谁都无法改变的。
皇后：要不是看你是全球限量我早就把你给砸了
魔镜：嗯
你说过很多次了。
皇后：我就不信我堂堂一个皇后竟然还不如一个公主
魔镜：我觉得，外在美是次要的，心灵美才是重要的。
但如果你真的像变得美丽的话，只有去美容院了。
皇后：莫非就是那失传已久的...魔镜：（接过皇后的话）没错，就是那失传已久的——还我 漂漂拳
（演员甲、乙上，表演还我漂漂拳）如果你这样打上七七四十九天，你就可以变得像他一样漂亮。
（指向演员乙，甲乙下）皇后：我等不了了，我要白雪公主见不到明天的太阳，去，杀了她。
魔镜：虽然你的想法很有创意，但我是魔镜不是魔头。
皇后：你就魔头了。
我告诉食堂，明天中午给你加个盒饭。
魔镜：哎...红烧肉的。
皇后：再加两块鸡屁股。
去。
第二场（场景：舞台中间放上一块砖头，演员甲扮演一位老妇人慢慢地走过来。
绊倒在地上。
白雪公主从后面上，扶起老妇人）旁白：魔镜说得对，白雪公主是个活泼可爱的女孩儿，生性善良的她经常帮助别人，把关心别人当作自己的快乐。
白雪公主：（对老妇人）老奶奶，您小心啊。
老妇人：姑娘，谢谢你。
你叫什么名字
白雪公主：我叫白雪公主，我扶您过去吧。
老妇人：好，好。
你真是一个美丽善良的女孩儿。
（走到舞台边，老妇人下，白雪公主站着，若有所思状。
魔镜上）魔镜：（在白雪公主身后）白雪公主
白雪公主：哦，等等，我把砖头搬走，不然会有更多的人绊倒。
（走回去把砖头拿到台下，回头和魔镜说） 先生，有什么可以帮忙的吗
魔镜：（被问的一时不知该怎么回答，想一下，慌忙说）我刚刚吃完饭，经过这里无所事事，你能陪我到那边的树林里走走吗
白雪公主：好吧。
（和魔镜一起慢慢的走着）旁白：白雪公主就这样被骗到了森林里，魔镜也露出了他本来的面目。
魔镜：（看着白雪公主，阴森地呲这牙笑）哈哈...白雪公主，哈哈...白雪公主：（很害怕的样子，手唔在胸前）你，你想干嘛
魔镜：我是大魔头，今天就要结果你。
（背景音乐起，魔镜伸出双手做欲侵犯状走向白雪公主。
）白雪公主：(很害怕，往后退。
音乐忽然变成美少女战士，白雪公主表演变身)月亮之明出击，（魔镜一躲）出击（魔镜又一躲）月亮之明，噻
（魔镜往后退，被打败。
魔镜、白雪公主下）旁白：那边，皇后还在等待着魔镜的消息。
（皇后上，拿着镜子，边走边照。
魔镜上）魔镜：（在皇后后面）皇...皇...皇后...（做受伤状）皇后：（严厉地指着魔镜说）你怎么才回来
魔镜：我...她...我...皇后：什么
（扇魔镜一下）去死吧
（魔镜下）看来还得我亲自出马了。
量他跑得出教室跑不出学校，（声音很尖的大笑）哈哈哈哈...（皇后下）第三场场景：一间小房子（用凳子代替）旁白：森林里住着三个可爱的小矮人，一天他们遇到了迷路的白雪公主。
（音乐《天鹅湖》起，三个矮人排一队跳天鹅湖上，《天鹅湖》停）三个矮人：(齐唱《爱情三十六计》) 是谁说的帅气男生没大脑，只懂得爱美和睡觉。
（一起背对观众摆个POSS）耶
矮人A：反了反了。
三个矮人：（正对这观众摆POSS）耶
（《天鹅湖》音乐起，三个矮人跳《天鹅湖》退到房子后面，蹲下。
白雪公主上）白雪公主：（指着房子）莫非这里有人住
（大声问）有人吗
矮人A：你是谁啊
你是那个部队的
白雪公主：我是白雪公主，红四方面军的。
（三个矮人跑到白雪公主面前）矮人A：（指着白雪公主）真的吗
白雪公主：真的，不信验验
矮人B：验验。
（白雪公主站这不动，三个矮人绕着她边走边唱）矮人A：（刺激2005）为你付出那种伤心你永远不了解。
白雪公主：感觉那么甜我那么依恋。
矮人B：相信那一天抵过永远。
白雪公主：只是他们还不够单纯。
矮人C：手牵手一步两步三步四步望着天。
白雪公主：你却把别人用在怀里。
矮人A：无论情节浪漫或多离奇。
白雪公主：我的爱就有意义。
齐：我唯一爱得就是你。
（齐背向观众摆POSS）耶
矮人A：又反了。
（齐面向观众摆POSS）耶
矮人B：天王盖地虎。
白雪公主：宝塔镇河妖。
矮人C：你的脸怎么红了
白雪公主：容光焕发。
矮人A：怎么又黄了
白雪公主：防寒涂的腊。
三个矮人：（互相看着说）对了，对了。
白雪公主：（拉着矮人的手蹦着说）终于找到你们了
矮人A：同志们都安全吗
白雪公主：嗯，安全安全。
同志们都很想念你们。
我在这里迷路了。
矮人C：没关系，到我们家吧。
（矮人和白雪公主一起下）第四场场景：一间小房子。
白雪公主在房子前慢慢地走着。
旁白：这天，三个矮人出去了，家里只剩下只有白雪公主一个人。
恶毒的皇后终于找到了白雪公主。
她精心制作了一个有毒的苹果，想毒死白雪公主。
（皇后上）皇后：（拿一个放大镜到处找的样子，忽然见到白雪公主，一惊）啊
小姐，你要减肥时代吗
白雪公主：谢谢，我不要。
我已经很瘦了。
皇后：有一句话说得好，好身材，走着瞧。
走两步，不胖走两步。
白雪公主：走两步就走两步。
（背景音乐《我爱台妹》起，白雪公主走秀，音乐停）皇后：（拿出一个苹果对白雪公主）姑娘，我好崇拜你啊。
这个苹果实在是太可爱了，我就当礼物送给你吧。
白雪公主：哦，谢谢你。
（接过苹果咬了一口）皇后：（露出奸诈的笑）哈哈．．．这是我独家研制的天下第一奇毒，一日丧 命 散
白雪公主：哈哈哈
天下第一奇毒那轮得到你那一日丧命散，应该是我们白家的含笑半步颠才对。
皇后：我们一日丧命散是用七种不同的毒虫，再加上那鹤顶红提炼七七四十九天而成，无色无味，杀人于无影无踪。
白雪公主：哼，我们含笑半步颠是用蜂蜜、川贝、桔梗加上天三雪莲精制而成，无需冷藏也没与偶防腐剂，除了毒性猛烈之外，味道还很好吃。
皇后：吃了我们一日丧命散的人一天之内会武功全失，静脉逆流，胡思乱想，走火入魔，最后会血管爆裂而死。
白雪公主：没有错，而吃了我们含笑半步颠的人顾名思义决不能走半步路或是面漏笑容，否则也会全身爆炸而死。
合：实在是居家旅行，杀人灭口，必备良药。
旁白：那么，在哪里才能买得到呢
白雪公主：这位兄弟运气真好，我这里刚好有一粒。
（毒性发作，慢慢倒下）皇后：哈哈哈．．．（皇后下）旁白：三个小矮人回到家里，看见白雪公主不省人事，非常的着急。
这时，传说中的王子出现了，一见钟情的故事即将上演。
（三个小矮人上）矮人A：白雪公主，你这是怎么了
怎么吐白沫了
矮人B、C：白雪公主，白雪公主...矮人C：快，快送医院啊。
（矮人们一起抬白雪公主，但是他们抬不动）矮人A：这比猪还沉呢
矮人B：怎么办啊
（灯灭，一束光照在王子身上，慢慢走上台，唱《灰姑娘》，唱完灯亮）矮人C：（看见王子，招手，喊）喂，年轻人．．．喂．．．过来帮帮忙。
王子：（看见矮人走了过来，看见白雪公主）这女生长得好彪．．．矮人A：致，标致。
矮人B：快，快，白雪公主快不行了。
王子：（使劲，要抱起白雪公主，但抱了两次都抱不动。
用手扶起白雪公主的头。
突然，白雪公主咳嗽了两声醒了过来。
）齐：（恐惧的大叫）啊
．．．王子：（恐惧跑开）诈尸啦
．．．白雪公主：（揉着眼睛）哪位英雄救了我
哪位英雄救了我
（矮人们指向王子，白雪公主走了过去，搂住王子的胳膊）矮人A：遭殃了吧
矮人B：倒霉了吧
矮人C：后悔了吧
王子：这回赔大了
算了，你们帮我找到了公主，我完成你们每人一个愿望。
矮人A：真的吗
那我先来。
我其实不想要别的，我只是想要很多很多的钱
王子：行
（从兜里拿出一把钥匙给矮人A）金库钥匙。
矮人A：啊，啊，我有钱了
我有钱了
矮人B：（迫不及待的）该我了该我了，我一直想要一部手机，以前我想要一部翻盖的，喂，喂，时尚漂亮。
后来我想要一部直板的，喂，喂，简洁大方。
现在我想要一部滑盖的，喂，喂，白雪公主．．．白雪公主：（作打电话状）白马王子。
王子：行
（从兜里拿出手机）给，诺基亚N93，（紧凑的说）通过ISO9002国家认证体系拥有GPRS全球卫星定位系统只要你出门大喊一声啊
全世界都能听得到。
矮人B：啊，我终于有手机了。
王子：（指着矮人C）该你了。
矮人C：啊，该我了吗
（作祷告的姿势）那我就希望世界和平好了。
王子：嗯...嗯...你还有其他问题吗
矮人C：哦，这个是难了一点。
那．．．那就让我变得帅一点吧
王子：还是刚才那个问题吧。
矮人A、B：世界和平
这么有型
齐：（一脚踹向矮人C）靠
王子：不管他了，（对白雪公主）那就把这个愿望给你吧白雪公主。
白雪公主：我吗
那我就希望皇后能变得更漂亮些。
齐：为什么
白雪公主：（面向观众）虽然她想害我，但我还是希望母后能开心起来。
不要把外在的美丽看得很重要，其实真正的美丽是藏在每个人心里的。
我们每个人都很美丽，只要把你的爱心多去献给其他人，让别人感受到你的爱，那么你就是最美丽的人
王子：说得对，外在美是次要的，心灵美才是重要的。
我现在才知道，原来我找到了世上最美丽的人。
（王子拉着公主的手，三个矮人鼓掌）旁白：从此王子和白雪公主过着幸福的生活。
【剧终】
一个简短的话剧剧本
《木兰诗》，初一下学期的课本，你上百度搜木兰诗，之后在编成剧本来演，我们老师就是让我们来编剧本然后再演的。
只要理解它大概的意思就行了，对于一个11岁的孩子没问题的。
小学生英语话剧剧本，要简短的，
Little Red Riding Hood 小红帽第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be od. Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．odbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow
Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you ing? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
）Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．Grandma： Who is it
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy
I’ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf：Come in， Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌紫，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh
No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌紫拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood\\\/Grandma：Thank you．Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．Grandma： (从桌紫拿来针线)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter： (把装进Wolf的衣服里)Grandma： I'll thread it.Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!Wolf： (应声倒下)Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
