谁有搞笑版灰姑娘的剧本
灰姑娘（剧本）人物：灰姑娘，王子,继母，继妹，小精灵，礼仪小姐，旁白，小卓子,宫女。
旁白：故事像时间一样久远，孤苦伶仃的灰姑娘从小就备受她同父异母的妹妹和她那母夜叉一样的后母的欺辱。
妹（从灰手中抢过一个铅笔盒）：给我
灰：这是我的
（母上）母：你想要的话就跟我说嘛，你要是不说我怎么知道你想要呢，你想要的话我又怎么会不给你呢，你不说的话，我是不会知道你想要的，这样不就冤枉了为母吗
所以说，以后你想要的话，就一定要对我说，我是不会不给你的，如果你想要……灰：什么乱七八糟的，听不懂。
母：好吧，我再给你说一遍，你想要的话就跟我说嘛，你要是不说我怎么知道你想要呢，你想要的话我又怎么会不给你呢，你不说的话，我是不会知道你想要的，这样不就冤枉了为母吗
所以说，以后你想要的话，就一定要对我说，我是不会不给你的，如果你想要……灰（捂耳朵）：啊，我受不了了。
（跑开） （下）旁白：这一天，母亲收到了一条来自皇室的短信。
（母站着，边看手机边念）母：西元2012年12月25号，皇室将召开隆重的Party,地点：万秀园四层。
（妹上）妹：mother,说不定还会选妃呦。
母：哎呀妈呀，俺咋没想到呢，小样儿，I’m proud of you
（下）旁白：这一切都被躲在一旁的灰姑娘听到了，她深知自己不能参加party，于是心情超级无敌郁闷。
（王子在一旁做洗澡状）灰：今夜我又来到你的窗外，窗帘儿上你的影子多么可爱。
王子（打了一个喷嚏）：讨厌了啦，谁又在想人家了啦。
（王子下）旁白：这时，一个小精灵出现了。
（小精灵上场蹦蹦跳跳走两圈，走到场中央再转一圈）小精灵：come on,baby,you love him,don’t you?灰姑娘：小样儿，你就不能说中文啊。
小精灵：在思维的盲角，我们撞在奇迹上，除去不可能的事，剩下的即使再不可能，但那也是真相，因为有标准答案的通常都不是问题……灰姑娘：stop，你就不能说句人话啊
小精灵：要想过得好，必须吃得饱；要想心情好，分数必考好；要想成绩高，各科别忘掉；要想在落寞的繁华中找寻自己的方向，就必须……灰姑娘：oh，no
你就说你想说什么吧
小精灵：想与王子在一起吗
灰姑娘：废话，若是不想，哀家来这儿干嘛
小精灵：移动用户请编辑短信“王子王子我爱你，就像老鼠爱大米”至110,联通用户请编辑短信 ……灰姑娘：打住，我这么穷，哪来的手机啊。
小精灵：OK，Let’s make it a deal
我借给你法宝三件，有请我们的礼仪小姐上场
（礼仪小姐上）礼仪小姐：NO.1，张靓颖牌迷死人假睫毛一双，NO.2，金光星牌不显胖苗条晚礼服一套，NO.3，也是我们今天的重头戏哦
陈水扁牌踩贬你水晶鞋一双
灰姑娘：这么少啊
小精灵：别急，还有李登辉牌你等会儿手纸一卷大奉送
灰姑娘：我晕
小精灵：记住，12点之前必须回来，否则……灰姑娘：怎样
小精灵： 12点之后，所有这些都会消失，除了水晶鞋以外，所以……（向左右看看），我告诉你一条密计
（下）旁白：激动人心的一天终于来到了，灰姑娘戴着张靓颖牌迷死人假睫毛，穿着金光星牌不显胖苗条晚礼服，蹬上陈水扁牌踩贬你水晶鞋，兜里揣着李登辉牌你等会儿手纸上路了。
而这一切，她同父异母的妹妹和她那母夜叉一样的后母还全然不知。
（妹，妈，上）妹：妈咪，我们就这样把她丢在家里，是不是有点……妈：这很公平啊。
妹：做人要厚道。
妈：如果你再这样说，那么我要告诉你，妈咪很生气，后果很严重。
吾意已决，毋庸赘言
旁白：激动人心的时刻终于来临了，在party上，英俊的王子和美丽的灰姑娘邂逅了。
（王子和小卓子上）王子：唉，小卓子，今天到场的姑娘怎么都长得比你还难看呢
一个个的猪腰子脸。
小卓子：真不会审美，这哪叫猪腰子脸啊，这是正宗的鞋拔子脸
我跟着王后娘娘那几年，见的世面可多了
宫女：王子，门外有一姑娘求见
坐马车的，穿礼服的，是接见还是不见
王子（见到灰）：妹子，我们是不是见过
灰姑娘：也许吧。
妹：妈咪你看
那不是……（指向灰）妈：怎么会呢
别管她
旁白：王子和灰姑娘跳了很久很久，直到12点……灰：oh my god
王子，虽然我很舍不得你，但我得走了，886
王：嘿，你还没吃东西
（追向跑走的灰）（礼仪小姐把一张写着水晶鞋的纸放在地上）王（拾起水晶鞋）：啊，这是那个姑娘的水晶鞋
我一定要找到她
（全下）旁白：经过千辛万苦，王子终于找到了灰姑娘，把她带回了皇宫。
（全体手拉手：故事到此结束，谢谢大家
）维也纳净水器
灰姑娘的中文剧本（不要搞笑的，要正规的），急需，快快
百度有啊
迪士尼原版英文动画灰姑娘经典台词
1. Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely. - The Land Before Time 跟随你心的指引吧。
它总是低诉着前进的方向，所以请仔细聆听。
《大脚板走天涯》 【listen to your heart是很多电影的主题。
】 2. HAKUNA MATATA...it means no worries - The Lion King “哈库那马塔塔”……就是没有烦恼的意思。
《狮子王》 3. The past can hurt. You can either run from it or learn from it. - The Lion King 陈年往事固然伤人，但你可以选择从中吸取教训，或者远远地逃离。
《狮子王》 【很有哲理的一句话，教会所有人直面伤痛的过去。
】迪斯尼动画“狮子王” 4. If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. - Winnie the Pooh 如果你要活到一百岁，那么我只要活到一百岁差一天，这样我就不用度过没有你陪伴的分分秒秒。
《小熊维尼》小熊维尼 【很奇怪为什么是《小熊维尼》里面的台词，明明是一句超甜蜜的情话啊
】 5. Remember: Always let your conscience be your guide. - Pinocchio 记住：要凭着你的良心做事。
《木偶奇遇记》 6. You think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you. But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you'll learn things you never knew you never knew. - Pocahontas 你自以为只有你那样的才算是人类，必须长得像你同你一样思维。
但倘若你愿跟随用陌生人的脚步，你就会学到你从不明白的事情。
《风中奇缘》 7. Nothing's impossible. - Alice In Wonderland 没有什么是不可能的。
《爱丽丝梦游仙境》爱丽丝梦游仙境 8. Hmm! Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch and they swim all over you! - Little Mermaid 哼嗯
小屁孩。
总是自以为是。
得寸进尺，赶明儿就游你头上去了。
《小美人鱼》 【一只螃蟹的经典台词，日常生活中也可以开玩笑用用的。
】 9. I'm not worthless -- and I don't have fleas. - Aladdin 我可不是一无是处——我身上也不带跳蚤。
《阿拉丁》 【前半句很正经，后半句很搞笑。
】 10. All it takes is Faith and Trust - Peter Pan 只需要一些信仰和信念。
《彼得·潘》 【总是人心中不能缺乏的两样东西。
】 11. Look for the bare necessities - The Jungle Book 找到熊熊的生存之道。
《丛林王子》 12. Dreams can come true! - Cinderella 梦想是可以成真的。
《灰姑娘》 【Well，虽然这年头没多少人相信这句话了……】 13. A dream is a wish your heart makes - Cinderella 梦想是你的心许下的一个愿望。
《灰姑娘》 14. It's kinda fun to do the impossible - Walt Disney 做一些不可能的事情，其实挺好玩的。
华特·迪斯尼 【迪斯尼先生绝对是一个非常聪明的人。
】 15. To die would be an awefully big adventure - Peter Pan 死亡是一场华丽异常的冒险。
《彼得·潘》 【其实个人觉得活着同样是场华丽的冒险。
】 16. The world is my backyard - The Aristocats 世界是我们家后院。
《猫儿历险记》 17. Reach for the sky! - Toy Story 朝天空发射
《玩具总动员》玩具总动员 18. Even miracles take a little time. - The Fairy Godmother 就算是奇迹也要花点时间才能发生的。
仙女教母 【看着简单，其实蛮有哲理的一句话：你指望你的努力马上得到回报么
即使是魔法的奇迹也要花点时间。
】 19. Keep your chin up, someday there will be happiness again. - Robin Hood 抬起头来吧，幸福快乐终有一天会重临。
《罗宾汉》 【没错，人生低谷中也不能低下高贵的头。
】白雪公主和七个小矮人 20. What do you do when things go wrong? Oh! You sing a song! - Snow White 事情不顺利的时候要怎么办呢
哦，就唱歌吧
《白雪公主与七个小矮人》
急求英语话剧剧本 女生多 不要搞笑的
不要灰姑娘
高 帮帮忙
Summary:Is it correct to make friends on the Internet? Will it be dangerous? Bill, Hillary's younger brother, is a rude and impolite boy. Everyone in his school doesn't like him. However, he really wants to have a girlfriend, so he asks his sister to help him. Then Hillary pretended to be Bill on net and met a nice girl, Monica. Three months later, Hillary asked Monica to go out with Bill (Her brother), and arranged everything for them. When they met each other at McDonald's, Monica found that Bill wasn't the one who she talked to on net. Then...Finally, Monica understands that it's very dangerous to date with strangers and trusts everything of which her net-friend told her. And we all should be very careful when we're on net.Scene I(In school cafeteria, students are having lunch)Bill: Hey, Jessie. (He pushed her shoulder very rudely) Can I join you? (Jessie didn't say a word, and Bill just sat down)Bill: Wow! Wow! Wow! You are wearing a nice dress today! Jessie: Thanks! Bill: Oh! What a beautiful hair clip. Where did you buy it? (Jessie didn't say anything..)Bill: Hey, you have a nice watch. (He held her hand strongly and Jessie got angry.)Jessie: Don't touch me! I don't want to talk to you. Leave me alone! (Bill stood up and walked toward Carol. Bill sat down beside Carol without asking her)Bill: Hey, beautiful! How could you eat so little! It's not good for your health! Take this! (Bill wanted Carol to eat his food)Carol: No. Bill: Take it! (He was very rude and the plate fell down.) Carol: Hey! What are you doing! This is my new skirt! Bill: I'm sorry! Carol: Go away! You're such a rude guy! (Carol went away.)Bill: Did I do something wrong? (He talked to himself)Scene II(In Hillary's room. Hillary was surfing the net)Bill: Sis.... Bill: Hillary! Hillary: Oh! Hi! Bill! How long have you been sitting there? Are you trying to scare me? (Bill didn't say a word.)Hillary: Bill? What's wrong with you? What happened? Bill: I tried to draw some girls' attention but they just ignored me! Hillary: Hmm....Maybe the way you used was wrong. Bill: Yeah, maybe. But I don't know how to attract them. Hillary, I just want to have a girlfriend? Hillary: Girlfriend? Bill: Yeah. Hillary: Let me see what I can do. Bill: So, can you help me? Hillary: Ok! Since you really want to have a girlfriend, I'll try to help you. Bill: Great! Thank you! You are a doll! (At this moment, Hillary's net-friend is calling her.)Hillary: Oh.. My net-friend! Bill: Ok! Waiting for your good news! (Bill left Hillary's room and Hillary was thinking how she helped Bill.)Hillary: Yeah! That's it! I can pretend to be Bill and find a girlfriend on the Internet! (She opened the PC and saw a girl's name Monica...)Hillary: (Laughing......) Monica! (A little bit surprised)Hillary: (Talked to herself) It is the same name as the girl of Clinton's sexual scandal. Hmm. Let me send a message to her. Hillary: Hi! I'm Bill! Glad to meet you! Monica: Hello, Bill! , Glad to meet you, too. I'm a college student, and you? Hillary: Me three Monica: (Laughing...) You're a humorous person! Hillary: Thanks! I guess you're a female, aren't you? Monica: Yes, I am. Hillary: (Talked to herself) Great! She's a girl. Monica: And you? Hillary: Oh... I'm a boy Monica: Which school club are you in? Hillary: Computer Information Club. Monica: Oh! Really? So you must be a computer expert! Hillary: You can say that again. Monica: You know I'm interested in computers, too. So, can you teach me or tell me something about them? Hillary: Sure! It's my pleasure! ( .....Two hours later .....)Hillary: Oh! It's interesting to chat with you. Monica: Yeah! I'm very happy, too. IIiIIaiy: Will you be here tomorrow? At the same time? Monica: I think so, I hope we can meet again. Hillary: Ok, I'll be here tomorrow, Bye! Bye! Monica: Bye! Saying: From then on, Monica and Hillary continue chatting with each other after school. (At Monica's room. As soon as Monica came back home from school,she started surfing the net. Then, her mom came into her room. She knocked her door, but no oneanswered the door) Mom: I'm coming! Mom: Oh! Monica, my darling! I've just baked some cookies. Want some? Monica: No, thanks! I have something important to do. Mom: What are you busy doing? Monica: I'm surfing the net and talking to my net-friend. Mom: Net-friends!! They are strangers. You even don't know who they are. I read from the newspapers. Lot's of things happened on net. You should be more careful and you have to watch out for your net-friends, You're so young Monica: Ok.. ok. .I know, Mom. Don't worry about me. (Mom walked out her room. and Monica saw Hillary)Monica: Hello! Bill! Hillary: Hi! Monica! How's school today? Monica: Wonderful! It's really a nice day! Hillary: Monica! I think we've known each other for a long time. And I just wonder whether you would go out with me? Monica: (Talk to herself) Go out with him? Monica: Sure, I would like to. I think you're a polite and humorous person. It may be interesting to go out with you! Hillary: That's great! How about we meeting at McDonald's on Ming-Chang Road this weekend? Monica: All right! It's a deal! But how can I recognize you? Hilillary: I'll wear a blue shirt, blue jeans, a blue caps and also carry a blue knapsack. Besides, I'll stand beside the trash can. Monica: All in blue! Wow! Ok! That will be easy for me to recognize you. Hillary: Yeah! I'll be waiting for you! Monica: Ok! See you Monica: (Talk to herself) Ha! I'm looking forward to it! Hillary: (Talk to herself) Yes, I made it. I'm going to tell Bill this good news! ScenceIII(At McDonald's, Bill was waiting for Monica. A few minutes later, Monica saw Bill and walked toward Bill)Monica: Hi... Are you Bill? Bill: Yes, I am. You're Monica? Monica: Yeah.. that's right. Bill: You look great! Monica: You're not bad, either. Hey, Let's find a table! Bill: Yeah! How about that one? I've ordered some things. (They found a table and began talking.)Monica: Bill! Bill: Monica! Bill: Oh! Lady first! Monica: Bill, have you already finished your computer report? Bill: Uh...Uh... Did I tell you that? Monica: Yes, you did. You said it was about how to kill virus. Did you find out how to do that? Bill: Kill virus? That's easy for me. I'm a genius. Just use a knife. Monica: A knife? Bill: Yeah! Knife can kill everything. Monica: What are you talking about? Alright! Alright! Forget it! And how about the novel we discussed last week? Bill: Novel? I've read so many novels, which one? Monica: The old man and the sea, don't you forget? What happened to that old man? Bill: Yeah! That old man! He caught a big fish and then became a hero. Monica: Hmm. He has a strong will, doesn't he? He never gives up anything. And how about the fish? Bill: Did you forget? He cooked the fish and ate it! Monica: And~~it's delicious, right? Bill: You got it! It's very delicious! Monica: Nonsense! The fish was eaten by the sharks . You're not Bill, are you? Bill: Of course I'm Bill. B~I-L-L Monica: But you seem different from the way you are on net. Who are you for God's sake? Bill: Ok. I tell you the truth. I'm Bill, but not the one you talked to on net. That was my sister, Hillary. Monica: Are you kidding me? Bill: No, that's true. I really want to have a girlfriend, so she helped me out. She met you on net and thought you're a nice girl. So she arranged us to meet each other. Monica: That means both of you tricked me? Bill: So what? That's Hillary's idea. Monica: You. ..You..... (She is very angry) Monica: Gosh! I was tricked for such a long time! Scence IV(Monica left McDonald angrily)(At Monica's room, again.)Monica: (Crying) How foolish I was! What on earth was I doing? (Still crying) I think I need someone to talk to. (She looked around and saw the time)Monica: Ah, 8:30. It's Paula's Time. (She turned on the TV)Paula: Welcome to Paula's Time I'm Paula Jones, not Dow Jones. Today we'll discuss some net problems. Nowadays Internet helps modern people live more convenient lives, get the latest information. You can say that we live in an Internet world. However, some bad guys made use of Internet to do illegal deals or trick people. So, today we will listen to some friends' problems and help them solve it. Our hot line number is 111-1234. Please dial it as soon as possible. I'm waiting for your call-in. OK. Who's the first friend? Monica: Hi, Paula, I'm Monica. Paula: Yes, Monica, what do you want to share with us? Monica: I met a girl, Hillary, on net three months ago. She pretended to be her brother, Bill, and chatted with me. But I didn't know the truth until yesterday that we arranged to meet each other. He told me that Hillary surfed the net to help him find a girlfriend. And that was me. I felt I was tricked and I was very sad. Do you think I'm wrong? Paula: It seems like Bill takes special interests in Monica just like our president. Monica, it's a serious and common social problem in modern society. Lots of people want to make friends on the Internet. But you must be careful. On the net, people use nicknames to protect themselves, or even trick others to do something bad. Everyone on the net wears a mask. Sometimes it's evil that hides under the mask. So you had better watch out. Never date with strangers by yourself. Strangers are dangerous. Monica: Thanks, Paula. You do help me a lot. I know what I should do now. (Suddenly someone is calling Monica on net)Starr: Hi! Monica! I'm Starr. May I make friends with you? Monica: Oh! No! Not again! (Lights out) The End7人的
