三人英语幽默话剧，每个人台词差不多一样多的，每个人的台词不超过十句，在线等
急急急
两个人的行今天我正在看碟，老妈捧了本书进说道：给我讲讲这话什么意思 老这个“i don’t know.”是什么意思
我说：“我不知道” 老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道
我说：不是
就是“我不知道”吗
老妈：还嘴硬$@%!#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%!^%^!^%$^#&.......(一顿爆揍) 老妈：你在给我说说这个。
“i know”是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。
我说：是，我知道 老妈：知道就快说。
我说：就是“我知道” 老妈：找茬呀你
刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不
我说：就是我知道呀
老妈：知道你还不说
不懂不要装懂
&*$%^@$#!%$@^%#*$^^^##$%(又一顿爆揍) 老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don’t want to tell you.”是什么意思
我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧
这不她老人家又来问我了:儿啊,i`m veryannoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~? 我:我很烦,别烦我 老妈:“找打,跟你妈这么说话”(于是被扁) 老妈又问;“I hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊” 我说:“我没听清,再说一次” 老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat “我没听清,再说一次” 结果被扁 老妈再问:“what do you say ”又怎么解释呢 我说:“你说什么“(再次被扁) 老妈再问:“look up in the dictionary”是何意啊 我说:查字典 “查字典我还问你做甚”(被扁) 老妈又问:you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢 我说:你最好问别人 你是我儿子,我问别人干吗,又找打。
啊!god save me ! 耍你老妈玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁) 我再问你:use you head,then think it over,又是什么意思啊! 我说:动动脑子,再仔细想想 “臭小子,还敢耍我“接着又要动手 我连忙说:是世上只有妈妈好的意思 “嗯,这还差不多,一会我给你做好吃的,明天再问你“
三个傻瓜经典台词，英文，五句以上
1、All is well.一切皆好。
2、We fretted about the morrow.我们为明日之忧烦恼。
3、Free as the wind was he.他像风般自由。
4、Living each moment to the fullest.让每一分钟活得充实。
5、He simply reveled in today.他却今朝有酒今朝醉。
6、Like a soaring kite was he.他像风筝般高飞。
7、Living each moment to the fullest.让每一分钟活得充实。
8、Where did he go, let's find him.他去哪儿，让我们找他。
9、We were led by the path we took.我们靠前人的路引导。
10、While he carved a path of his own.但他却自己铺路。
11、Stumbling, rising, carefree walked he.跌倒，爬起，他无忧无虑的前行。
12、He who touched our hearts and vanished.触动了我们的心，之后消失。
13、Follow excellent, And success will chase you, pants down;追求优秀，成功就追求你，向你脱裤子。
三人英文电影对白，急
你这么说突然让我想到了唐人街探案2里的中式英语Dog Shit Let horse come（狗屎
放马过来）Give you face，you don't want （给脸不要脸）dog leg(狗腿子)give him some colour (给他点颜色看看)
20三人英语幽默话剧，每个人台词差不多一样多的，每个人的台词不超过十句，在线等
急急急
茶馆。
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10人左右，自己剪裁下，，顺便做个编剧。
千万不要改动原剧情，这个太经典，一改就不伦不类了。
三人英语小品剧本
Section1:Now,ladiesandgentlemen,weareinAfrica.Andjustimaginethatyouareananimallikealion,giraffe,arabbitorsomething.WethreearepenguinsfromNewYorkcityandwecameheretotravelthreeyearsago.Andnowweareleaving.Melmen,andMartyandGloria.Marty:Wearegonnamissyoumylittlefriends.Youguyshadbeenagreatcrowd.Gladwecanintroduceyoutothetoilet.IfyouevercometolookatCentralManhattan,feelfreetocallfirst.Seriouslyno,call.OK?Gloria:Oh,baby,I’mgonnamissyousomuch.Youbothwillmissmetoo,right?ButIdon’twanttoleave,I’mgonnacry.Melmen:Everybodyinquickly.Getintheplane.Getin.Getinquick.Wemustleavehere.It’ssohorrible,Idon’twanttostayhereanyminute!Getinquick,orI’llleaveyouhere!MartyandGloriashouting:No!Oh,wait!Section2:Weareintheplane,whichwemadebyourselvesduringthesetheremonths.I’mthecaptain.Melmen,Marty,Gloria:Struts.Checked.Fillets.Checked.Engine.Checked.Coffeemate.Checked.Melmen:goodbyeandneverseeyouagain!Melmen:Thisisyourcaptainspeaking.Intheeventofawateremergency,placethevestoveryourhea
5分钟三人英语对话怎么说，最好带翻译
clerk A.=A ； clerk B =B， Boss =CA : Dear sir, This is A. C: Hi, A. What can I do for you?A: I want to ask for 10 days off. C: 10 days? A : Yes . C: why? A: I have to go home to help our family for the harvest season. C: how is your family? how many members do you have? A: I have a sister. She is too young to do so heavy work. So I have to go home to help our parents. C: Got . I will check with your foreman and let him tell you when you can leave. A: Ok. Thanks verymuch in advance. C : Hi, B, How is the production line and order schedule? B: Machines are working well, Each orders have been arranged in line . Everthings is good now. A: how is A
C: he is a hardworking. I like him.A: ok. just now I meet him and he told me to ask for 10 days off. He said he will go home to help his family.C: Yes, He told me that. but I cannot promise so many days. He must ask you according to our rule. A: okay , I got. you can tell him I agree.C: I know. Thanks very much. C : hi, A, Good luck to you. A: hi, C, what is the matter?C : Boss has agree with your proposal for 10days off. You are lucky. A: Great! Thank you so much. Say greetings to our boss for me. C: Okay . See you.A : See you .
