第81届奥斯卡颁奖典礼主持词 休 杰克曼的开场词
晚上好 晚上好，欢迎收看每年一度的奥斯卡颁奖典礼，堪称是电影界最大的盛典 在这里表彰那些杰出的电影和最优秀的男女演员们 奥斯卡青睐戏路多变的演员 正如Kate Winslet，女士们先生们 在Reader中，来自英伦的Kate在片中扮演了一个德国人，被提名了 在Tropic Thunder中，Robbert Downey（Jr.),女士们先生们 他是美国白人，不过在片中扮演的是非裔美国人，也被提名了 而我，身为澳大利亚人，不仅演了一个澳大利亚人，而出演的电影就叫Australia Hosting（只有当主持人的份了）。
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但大家知道，这与往年不同，今年第一次由我担当主持人 除此之外，由于经济萧条的缘故，所有开支都削减了 明年，我打算新拍一部电影叫New Zealand 为了节衣缩食，学院说拿不出足够的资金来打造一个奢华的开场 现在，你猜怎么着
我还是要来做一下 是的，我就是这样赚钱的 我在自己的车库里呆了一整夜，创作了一首歌来向今年的电影致敬 因为身在Hollywood，钱不是一个问题 哪怕你一无所有，也可以编织美梦... （同样搞笑至极、可爱至极的歌舞~） 后面的谈话也是很搞笑的，不过太散乱了... 偶英语听力水平有限...只能对着字幕打了~~ 超喜欢Hugh Jackman
第79届奥斯卡奖颁奖典礼主持人所说的台词
黑人喜剧明星主持是克里斯·洛克Chris Rock 我在淘宝买的dvd看的，看过好几遍，确实精彩。
说世界上只有四位真正的大明星其中之一是克林特伊斯特伍德，向其中一位财务状况不好的人寄去了80美元的钞票指的是小古巴古丁，讽刺他接了个烂片。
特别讽刺了裘德洛，弄得后来西恩潘上台颁奖时还替裘德洛说好话。
建议去淘宝买刻录的dvd，才几块钱，加上76届的，76届的主持比利·克里斯托的更加精彩，也调侃了布什的伊战。
下面有部分台词1.Welcome to the 77th and last Academy Awards, he began after a standing ovation. He took jabs at a number of celebrities, making a distinction between stars and everybody else -- including himself. After I made 'Pootie Tang,' Cuba Gooding sent me a check for $80, he said, several lines after knocking Gooding for Boat Trip. He also noted the two movies that caused the most discussion in 2004 -- Fahrenheit 9\\\/11 and The Passion of the Christ -- and the difficulty the latter faced in getting made. They've made six 'Police Academys' and nobody wanted to make 'The Passion of the Christ'? he asked. In a taped segment, Rock also went to a local Magic Johnson theater to get the thoughts of everyday black moviegoers. Among the picks: Alien vs. Predator, Saw and The Chronicles of Riddick. A kicker: comedian Albert Brooks giving a thumbs-up to White Chicks. But if ABC was concerned about Rock -- who was rather restrained -- perhaps the network should have paid more attention to its pre-show hosts. In between promoting designers and raving about the competition, celebrities had to listen to some very odd -- and even insulting -- questions. Before you were a movie star, you were a serious actor, said ABC's Chris Connelly to Orlando Bloom. 2.“All right! Sit your a---- down!” he shouted after walking on stage in a white tie and tux and receiving a standing ovation from many in the star-studded crowd.Then he let ’em have it.His main point: Filmmakers should wait for better talent instead of rushing bad movies into theaters.“Clint Eastwood’s a star, OK? Tobey Maguire’s just a boy in tights,” Rock joked.“You want Tom Cruise and all you can get is Jude Law? Wait. You want Russell Crowe and all you can get is Colin Farrell? Wait. ‘Alexander’ is not ‘Gladiator.”’'Million Dollar Baby' wins best picture Small films win big at Oscars Host Chris Rock comes out swinging Test Pattern: Blogging the OscarsBlue and yellow all over Oscar red carpetHear winners, backstage on Audible.com But Rock wasn’t afraid to include himself in that assessment.“You want Denzel (Washington) and all you can get is me? Wait,” he joked. “Denzel’s a fine actor. He woulda never made ‘Pootie Tang.”’One actor snapped back, though.Sean Penn, taking the stage to present the best-actress Oscar, took time to defend Law as “one of our finest actors.”Then he introduced the category by saying, “What Jude and all other talented actors know is that for every great, talented actor, there are five actresses who are nothing short of magic.”Backstage, Rock shrugged off the remarks and said he and Penn had talked.“He said ’cause he’s working with Jude on a movie right now he felt the need to ... I don’t know,” Rock said. “It’s kinda funny.”
奥斯卡英文主持人颁奖词，只要颁原创歌曲奖的那段就行~那届的都行。
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但是别太远。
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词实在难找，但有详细内容 第78届：Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you all very much. I'm, I'm so excited to be here. Good evening everybody, ladies, gentlemen, er, Felicity. I'm Jon Stewart and welcome to the 78th Annual Academy Awards. Er, an exciting night, an exciting night. Tonight is the night we celebrate excellence in film with me the 4th male lead from Death to Smoochy rent it. And right now around the world we are being watched by hundreds of millions of people, nearly half of whom are in the process of being adopted by Angenina Jolie. I'm wait ed. It's good stuff. It is incred...I have to say, it's a little shocking to see all these big names here, these huge stars. The Oscar is really, I guess, the one night of the year where you could see all your favorite stars without having to donate any money to the Democratic Party, and it's exciting for the stars as well. This is er, the first time many of you have ever voted for a winner. Oh, it's good. You enjoy, enjoy your votes. The theme of the award show tonight is a return to glamour and thank goodness because for too long Hollywood has done without. Definitely this is an improvement over last year's theme 'night of a thousand sweat pants.' Let's face facts. It hasn't been the best year for Hollywood. The box office was, ermmmm, a little bit, down, and piracy continues to be a problem. So let me just say that if there is anyone out there involved in an illegal movie piracy. Don't do it. Take a good look at these people, these are the people you are stealing from, Look at them!! Face what you've done. There are women here who can barely afford enough gown to cover their breasts.There are a lot really big stars here tonight. It's really exciting. We've got the man George Clooney, triple nominee. No, Stop it! Stop it! It's you. It's a, it's a terrific night. Two of the nominations for Good Night and Good Luck, which is not just Edward R. Murrow's sign-off. It's also how Clooney ends all his dates. Now, I kid because I envy. The cast of Capote, is also with us, a tremendous film, ground-breaking, No! I applaud you. I applaud you. Capote was a ground-breaking film that broke taboos that showed America not all gay people are virile cowboys. Some are actually effete New York intellectuals. It's true. Capote, of course, addressed very similar themes to Good Night and Good Luck. Both films are about determined journas, defying obstacles in a relentless pursuit of the truth. Needless to say both are period pieces.There is also, cartoon drama, farth, I say, farth, I demand satisfaction. All right, Steve Spielberg is here? Sir, a pleasure. We've never met. A Best Director nomination for Munich, a tremendous film and I congratulate you, Sir. From the man who also gave us . List and Munich, I think I speak for all Jews when I say I can't wait to see what happens to us next. Trilogy! Yeah, I do have some sad news to report, er, Bjork, couldn't be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her. Um, glad you hear it. Charlize Theron is here nominated for North Country, a tremendous performance. I congratulate you as well. Have you ever seen the film, it's, it's, it's really wonderful. Er, she plays a woman who is constantly judged on her looks and paid less than her male co-workers. It must be wonderful to be done with that and back here in Hollywood. I think, er, first time nominee Matt Dillon is joining us, er, a wonderful career. I have enjoyed his work for many many years. I wanted to be him for many many years. He was in Crash, his co-star Sandra Bullock, er, right next to him. Also in Crash Terrence Howard is here. Don Cheadle, Brendan Fraser, er, Ryan Phillipe also from Crash. You, you know what, actually, you know what would be easier? Raise your hand if you were not in Crash! But all the films this year, er, that have been nominated are, are excellent films. They deal with racism, corruption, terrorism, and censorship. It's why we go to the movies, to escape!I'll tell you the movies that do very well, they're remaked. King Kong, they made that a couple of times, and this time, smash hit. War of the Worlds, remake, tremendous. Walk the line, er, it's Ray, with white people, remakes See, Jimmie, I know. But I have to say I'm from New York and I've been out here a week and I have had a great time. I really mean that. And um, a lot of people say that this town is too liberal, out of touch with mainstream America, an atheistic pleasure dome , a modern day beachfront stardom and camauro. A moral black hole where innocence is obliterated in an endless orgy of sexual gratification and greed. I don't really have a joke here, I er, I just thought you should know a lot of people are saying that. Well, I have been to the parties, there you go. Now you are talking! Obviously one last thing I want to mention, the elephant in the room. Er, the movie that everybody was talking about this year, of course we are talking about Brokeback Mountain. Er, I have no problems with gay themes. Um, there were a lot of them this year, let's face facts, I mean for god's sakes, the boxing movie was called Cinderella Man, I mean, there is a lot gay themes. I just felt the Brokeback tarnishes the noble western tradition, rugged men, who represent the heterosexual ideal. Um, I'm sorry I just feel like there is nothing remotely gay about the classic Hollywood westerns. Mind if I look at you Winchester?It's real pretty. Nice, awful nice.Suppose if I tangle with him I'll have to take you all on too.Oh, I'll have you spread eagle on a wagon wheel.But remember whatever happens, this is strictly between you and me, and the horse. Right?I don't know why you thought you had to come in to say goodbye.Good bye that I have in mind will take a little more room than we have in here.Yeah, Yeah, that's how they used to make them, not really sure what my point was about that. Er, I'll say this, Charlton Heston is cut. Guylooks like he has been lifting 20 commandments. Um, a lot of times for the Oscars, people aren't quite sure how the presenters come out, how the order's determined, so tonight we're gonna try something a little bit different. Er, we're going to be introducing the presenters in order of how talented they are. No? Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Academy Award winner, Nicole Kidman.
