求冒牌天神2中上帝的那句台词一次随意做一件好事的英文原句!
上帝说：Bruce, I'm God说： Yahtzee! Is that your final answer? Our survey says, God! Bing, bing, bing,bing, bing! Well, it was nice to meet you, God.Thank you for the Grand Canyon,and good luck with the apocalypse. Oh, and by the way, you suck! You know what would've been a little more impressive,though?上帝说If you hadn't used the cheesy file cabinetillusion.说Anybody with a brain stem can tell that that drawer... is being fed through the wall from the other side. All you have to do is find the crease, right around here. There is a seam here... or a hollow spot.翻译我是上帝
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对呀!这是你的最终答案吗
答案是——上帝
很高兴认识你，上帝,谢谢你创造了大峡谷,希望你世界末日那天平安无事,顺便说一句...你太失败了
如果你不用这个蹩脚的柜子当道具,你的表演会显得更真实一些 ,只要是有脑子的人都看得出来,这个柜子是从墙的反面弹出来的,我只需要找到这条缝...就在这里...只要找到空心的地方,在哪里
隔着墙和砖的那一面吗
...很了不起
...真的很了不起
好...猜我伸出了几只手指
，决不要让上帝...猜不出也没什么的...3! 2! 4! 9! 6! 8! 1!好...现在呢
你总是对我抱怨个不停，布鲁斯说实话，我快要受不了了等等，别靠近我，说真的，我被逼急了会变成只野兽的，我不想伤害到你，但这是我的本能，你最后一次打架是在和一个女生...没错...但她很壮...最后退却的也是她
＜冒牌天神2＞最后一句原文
下载地址 这是歌词 冒牌天神2》片尾曲【附歌词】 Gonna make you Sweat 歌词： Everybody Dance now ... Everybody Dance now ... Give me the music Give me the music Everybody Dance now ... Everybody Dance now ... Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah Everybody Dance now ... Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah Everybody Dance now ... [rap by Freedom Williams] Here is the doe, back with the bass The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time or the mike if it don't rhyme Jump to the rhythm jump jump to the rhythm jump And I'm here to provide 字串2 Peace and lyrics to make your shake your pants Take a chance, come on and dance Guys grab a girl, don't wait, make a whirl It's your world and I'm just a swirl Trying to get a nut to move your butt To the dance floor, so yo what's up Hands in the air, Come on say yeah, everybody over here everybody over there the crowd is live and I feel this groove Party people in the house Move ... (Let your mind) Move ... (Put me online) (Chorus) Come on let's sweat, baby Let the music take control 字串8 Let the rhythm move you Sweat, sweat Let the music take control Let the rhythm move you Everybody dance now ... Da da da da da da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da, da da da la da da da la da da da dum da dum da dum everybody dance now [rap by freedom williams] Pause take a breath go for yours On my command now hit the dance floors I'm gonna make you sweat till you bleed Is that ... enough, indeed I pay the price, control the dice 字串2 I'm more precise, to a point I'm nice The music takes control, your heart and soul Oh, your body is free and a whole Dance till you can't dance Till you can't dance no more Get on the floor and get warm Then come back and upside down Easy now, let me see ya Move ... (Let your mind) Move ... (Put me online) The music is my life ... everybody dance now ... everybody dance now ... everybody dance now ... everybody ... (Repeat Chorus)
＜＜冒牌天神2＞＞ 讲什么
剧情简介：曾被布鲁斯整蛊的新闻主播伊万·巴克斯特新近被选举成了一名国会议员，举家搬到了华盛顿。
可好日子没过多久，伊万就成了古怪上帝的新选中的“继承人”，上帝命令伊万在大洪水到来前修建一座方舟，并将所有动物都选取一雄一雌带上方舟。
不仅连伊万本人非常抗拒，连他的妻子和孩子都以为伊万的中年危机到了。
可只要伊万不服从上帝的指示，他身上的毛就长个不停……
求一部电影，好像是讲诺亚方舟的……
冒牌天神2详细剧情 代理上帝救世记 还记得那个曾被第一代冒牌天神布鲁斯整得大出洋相的新闻主播伊万·巴克斯特（）吗
那个有点自大的倒霉鬼如今早甩掉了霉运，踏上了事业的黄金大道--不仅在电视台风光无限，还摇身一变，被选举成了国会议员
于是，伊万带着老婆（）孩子，举家搬到了政治中心华盛顿，辉煌的伊万式政治生涯就要开始...... 不过，在过上梦想中的好日子之前，那个想法奇特的黑人上帝（）又找上了伊万的门。
这一次，“代理上帝”的“重任”可不再只是随意挥霍无穷的神力，身为新晋议员，伊万被赋予了更“重大”的使命
那个看起来很玩世不恭的上帝，轻描淡写地告诉倒霉的伊万，圣经中记载的大洪水迫在眉睫，所有物种都将面临再次灭顶的考验。
上帝他老人家说了，伊万唯一能做的，就是在洪水到来之前，负责修建一艘救世的“”，并将所有动物都选取一雄一雌带上方舟。
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前途光明的伊万对面前这个自称上帝的黑老头不屑一顾。
可天命不可违，万能的上帝当然不会束手无策。
于是，只要伊万不服从上帝的指示，他就会遭到上帝的“严惩”，身上的毛发长个不停，而且不管他走到哪里，总会有成群的动物“痴心”跟随。
罢了罢了，能力越大责任越大，不情不愿的伊万只得姑且肩负“冒牌天神”的重任，顶着耶稣式的长发长胡，在所有人的怀疑和嘲笑中开始和动物兄弟们开始了代理天神的任期。
看点 新喜剧天神恶搞“” 2003年，当在里饰演那个被金·凯利整蛊到满嘴叽里呱啦的小配角电视男主播时，也许连他自己都没想到：短短几年之内，“”这个名字已经俨然成为了美式喜剧的新天王代名词，而那个老寻思着往严肃发展的金凯瑞，在大银幕上却渐渐淡去了“面部肌肉随意移动”的异彩。
于是，当上帝再一次决定授权人间之时，人气正旺的卡瑞尔代替金凯瑞的冒牌天神位置，也不再是太出人意料的事。
不过，接过了“天神”接力棒，接受上帝无厘头的使命，要想在动物超多的续集里面规划世界，却实在不容易
影片开拍还没多久，卡瑞尔就遭遇了“鸟粪雨”的攻击（注意：这可不是预定剧情的一部分
），之后被猴子扯头发抓屁股之类，更成了家常便饭，害得卡瑞尔只能感叹感叹天降大任于斯人也。
而且，冒牌天神不好当，冒牌天神二代就更任务繁重，虽然顶着“”后现代搞笑版的头衔，但要成功让旁人忘记金凯瑞的笑死人不偿命，可不是光拿上帝开涮就足够的。
好在，不光是更平易近人的卡瑞尔论起恶搞来丝毫不弱（模仿梦露捂裙子那幕就足以笑翻一票观众），而且第一集影片的“功臣”--导演汤姆·沙迪亚克（）和可爱的黑人上帝也都听命回归，在暑期蠢蠢欲动的喜剧风潮涌动之下，“天神二代”要热闹一把也不是问题。
其他 花絮：一百零八动物成双成对 上帝的无穷神力能干什么
让裙摆飞扬
让跑车前方一路绿灯
拖动月亮来场
如果说几年前的布鲁斯的天神泡妞绝技就够夸张的话，那这一次新上任的国会议员伊万则面临“一百零八动物成双成对”的恶梦
当然，一百零八只是N的代名词，具体数目到底是多少，你要有那个闲工夫不妨自己算算清楚。
总之，虽然有制作《星球大战》的特效公司“工业光魔”幕后打点，但要让不计其数的动物不分大小一对对地登上65英尺高、450英尺长的木制诺亚方舟，《冒牌天神2》的拍摄现场也缺不了活泼乱跳的动物们。
别小看动物们的“杀伤力”，否则好莱坞也不会有“唯小孩与动物难养也”的金科玉律，可偏偏这次雄心勃勃的《冒牌天神2》还祭出了现代“诺亚方舟”的噱头，连三岁小孩都知道，诺亚方舟可不能随意了事。
地上跑的，天上飞的，水里游的；食肉的，食草的；喜静的，好动的......，当熊、骆驼、大猩猩、狮子、水牛、企鹅、长颈鹿等等一同出现在拍摄现场，这地方可真成了沸腾的动物园。
咱们外表可爱的动物演员们还不比明星大牌好侍候，一次最多要应付40种动物，就连好莱坞首席动物教练马克·福布斯面对这个混乱的动物世界也只能大摇其头。
而且，不知道是不是现代“诺亚方舟”这个主意招来神怒，在影片拍摄的同时，也真的出现了连日瓢泼大雨的窘况，导致续集预算严重超标。
没错，冒牌天神还真的不好当
需要《冒牌天神2》>=400字的英语影评
Evan Almighty When we last saw Evan Baxter (Steve Carell) he was being tormented by Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty. Since the, time has passed and Evan has moved on to bigger \\\/ better things. He's a newly elected Congressman who wants to do right and change the world; but when GOD himself (Morgan Freeman) shows up and instructs him to build and ark, Evan has a really hard time believing what's happening, as does his lovely wife (Lauren Graham) and their kids. They all think he's having a mental breakdown or something… but GOD will not be denied and keeps poking and prodding Evan until he accepts what he's been asked to do. As the family tries to cope and Evan tries not to lose his new job, things get pretty crazy for the Baxter family… especially when 2 of every animal show up and start following Evan around everywhere he goes. Evan Almighty was fun and it's a good family movie – but it wasn't nearly as funny, witty and entertaining as its predecessor Bruce Almighty. Many of the jokes seemed semi-funny and the script seemed a lot preachier this time around. The cast did a great job with the material they had, but the script could have been a lot funnier… but sadly, most of the good jokes came from Wanda Sykes of all people! Wasting Carell's talent here should be considered a sin! May Morgan Freeman –oops, I mean GOD- strike the bad script writers down for that blunder! A pox upon them I say! Anyhow, overall this was a semi-entertaining movie that should have followed in the comedic footsteps Jim Carey left in Bruce Almighty, but they just couldn't live up to the original. However, it's still a great family movie and worth seeing. So, grab the kids and have a good time; they'll enjoy watching all the animals.
