急求一个三人英语幽默情景对话剧本 在线等
邻居大妈看见我和媳妇儿出门。
问我：这丫头真漂亮，多大了
我笑着看媳妇儿说：你有20没
媳妇儿心花怒放，笑着说：讨厌。
我又说：你到底有没有啊
我打的没带零钱
三人英语小品剧本
Section1:Now,ladiesandgentlemen,weareinAfrica.Andjustimaginethatyouareananimallikealion,giraffe,arabbitorsomething.WethreearepenguinsfromNewYorkcityandwecameheretotravelthreeyearsago.Andnowweareleaving.Melmen,andMartyandGloria.Marty:Wearegonnamissyoumylittlefriends.Youguyshadbeenagreatcrowd.Gladwecanintroduceyoutothetoilet.IfyouevercometolookatCentralManhattan,feelfreetocallfirst.Seriouslyno,call.OK?Gloria:Oh,baby,I’mgonnamissyousomuch.Youbothwillmissmetoo,right?ButIdon’twanttoleave,I’mgonnacry.Melmen:Everybodyinquickly.Getintheplane.Getin.Getinquick.Wemustleavehere.It’ssohorrible,Idon’twanttostayhereanyminute!Getinquick,orI’llleaveyouhere!MartyandGloriashouting:No!Oh,wait!Section2:Weareintheplane,whichwemadebyourselvesduringthesetheremonths.I’mthecaptain.Melmen,Marty,Gloria:Struts.Checked.Fillets.Checked.Engine.Checked.Coffeemate.Checked.Melmen:goodbyeandneverseeyouagain!Melmen:Thisisyourcaptainspeaking.Intheeventofawateremergency,placethevestoveryourhea
20三人英语幽默话剧，每个人台词差不多一样多的，每个人的台词不超过十句，在线等
急急急
茶馆。
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10人左右，自己剪裁下，，顺便做个编剧。
千万不要改动原剧情，这个太经典，一改就不伦不类了。
跪求三人英语短剧（5至10分钟）
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫
A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot! 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗
”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上
”“什么
”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上
”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak?(What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员：茶或咖啡
先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的
服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子
B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么
看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇
别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em. 服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇
别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇
我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!服务员，汤里有只苍蝇
对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!B:Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
A:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!C:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them. 话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本 （Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）： Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ （作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才
这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me? 荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
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”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don\\\\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\\\\'t we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么
）李莫愁：Momma always said: \\\\Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\\\\'re gonna get.\\\\ I got it, Momma is right. 荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品） Characters: Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s. Act I (in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s) Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine. Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, ) Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax! Dabao: (change faces) Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi. Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X! Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you? Taxi----! Taxi----! Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor? Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet. Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours. Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.) How do you know it? Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours. Dabao: It’s a big bug! Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan! Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok? Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones. Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter. 7Yuan, my lovely beauty. Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ? Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt. (Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left) Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place. Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go! Act II Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you. Let’s enjoy it! (In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with NO SARS) Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine. Xiaofu: Hi, Dabao: Hi. Two: What a familiar face. Two: It’s you! Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector. Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan. How is your business? Dabao: Everything is OK! 10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing. Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before. Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me. Xiaofu: Great! Have you…… Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married; I’m still single. Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month? Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month. Xioafu: Your receipt, please. Dabao: (shows the receipt ) Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer. Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are. Dabao: Thank you. It is my duty. I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country. Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing! Dabao: Let’s do it together! . It’s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more. Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century! Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era! X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye. D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you? Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband? Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o’clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok? Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves) Dabao, See you tomorrow. Dabao: Hope to see you everyday. The End
跪求三人英语短剧急
表演小红帽啊
little red-cap。
三人英文电影对白，急
你这么说突然让我想到了唐人街探案2里的中式英语Dog Shit Let horse come（狗屎
放马过来）Give you face，you don't want （给脸不要脸）dog leg(狗腿子)give him some colour (给他点颜色看看)
求一篇大学英语三人情景对话,时间为三到四分钟。
Robbie 和Alex是一对好朋友。
有一天，他俩在Robbie家发现了一只狗Gemma。
他们用了很多办法为狗找主人，但都没有成功。
最后，他们来到了一家动物收容所。
Linda是这家动物收容所的所长。
Linda: Good morning .sir .what can I do for you? Robbie: Good morning .My name is Robbie Stewart. And t is Alex Pappas. Alex: Hi .Good morning. Yesterday we found dog named Gemma. Robbie: We have thought many ways to find it’s host, but we don't succeed ultimately. Linda: Oh, wait a while. You know I mt make a record in terms of rule. Robbie: No problem. Linda: OK .Your name will do, Stewart . Then, please tell me your address? Robbie: 46 Linden Street, Riverdale. Linda: Where d you find the dog? Alex: Speak exactly ,not we found her . It's she found in robbie’s hoe. Linda: Have you tried calling the number on the collar? Robbie: Yes, but the number’s no longer in service . So we only call for you. Linda: And there’s no address on the dog tag? Alex: There’s no other information. Linda: No number. Without that, it’s hard to find her host. Alex: I think you will try to find the dog’s owner. Linda: Oh, we’ll try, believe me. Robbie: And if you don’t? Linda: Yes? Robbie: I want to say that...If you don’t...... can I adopt the dog? Linda: Why, yes. If the owners don’t claim the dog in forty-eight hours, then you can apply for adoption. Alex: I know you must love the dog very much. Robbie: Yes .How do I do that? Alex: You really want to adopt the dog? Robbie: Yes, I’m serious. If no one comes to claim Gemma, I’d like to adopt her. Linda: It’s not difficult .If you want to adopt her. I believe it is also very happy to find a new host. OK.first we need to know some references. Robbie: References? People we know or what information else? Linda: Friends, teachers... We need to talk to some people about you. We want to be sure that you’re responsible and that you can take good care of an animal. Then you have to fill out t form about your family background .T is the form, you can look at it first. Robbie: Is that it? Linda: No, there’s more. We need to know about your history with animals. Have you ever owned an animal? Robbie: Yes. We had a cat when I was eight years old. I love . I also like other animals like dog. Linda: OK .Do you have any animals now? I want to know more about you. Robbie: Unfortunately, no. So I want a animal friend again. Please trust me I will take good care of it. I think you can comprehend my feeling .I want to adopt her. Alex: Anything else you want to know? Linda: We also like to know your reasons for wanting an animal. Alex: Just to hold it and cuddle(依偎) with it. Just to have as a pet. I love animals. Robbie: To have a friend — a pal. You know, man’s best friend is his dog. Linda: And one thing more.If you're under twenty-one years of age... Robbie: That’s me. Linda: Then an adult must sign for you. Alex: Uh-oh. Robbie: No problem. My parents will think it’s a good ea. I’ll be back with them. Alex: If the real owners don’t come to claim Gemma... How long we will wait to apply for adoption. Linda: After forty-eight hours. But please call first. Alex: Thanks for your information and for being so helpful. Robbie must be happy if he adopt the dog. Linda: It’s my pleasure. Nice talking to both of you. Robbie: Thanks again. Alex: Maybe the real owners will come to claim her. Robbie: Her eyes look so sad. She must really miss them. Linda: I see you’re both animal lovers. Robbie: We are. Alex: Good-bye, Miss Linda. We’ll call in a couple of days. Linda: Good-bye, and thanks for bringing Gemma in. Robbie: you are welcome. Bye.
关于五一的英语三人对话三分钟
A：Hey,guys!The May Day is coming,do you have any plans?B : Hi,men.I have a really interesting idea,do you want to konw?C : Of course. Come on!B：Go hiking!Don't you think it is a good idea?In China,there're thousands people at almost every famous place,why don't we go hiking in not famous mountains?A : OH,that's really a good idea.So, where do you want to go?C : What about the west mountain(随便哪座山，自己想)?I think few people will go there on the My Day.B: What a lovely place!When should we go?A: What about meeting at 8:00am on the May Day at the school gate?C:OK!That's good.The dark is coming,we should go home.A Oh,yes!Bye BYE.B C :Bye!呕心沥血，求采纳
求英语话剧剧本，10分钟，10人以下
(小沈阳)《不差钱》台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调本山大叔穿着中山身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。
）thisshortplayissetinarestaurantnamedscottishtaste\\\/feel.unclezhao,inhiscustomarychinesetunicsuit,enters,carryingastringofgarliconhisbackandapheasantinhand,withhisgranddaughteryadarintow.)unclezhaohereweare.yadarhereweare.unclezhaoit'sthemostpricyeatin'spotintieling:scottishtease\\\/fool.yadaryougotitwrong-scottishtaste\\\/feel,nottease\\\/fool.unclezhaoallright,taste\\\/feel.we'regonnahaveourmealhereanyway.yadarbutit'sveryexpensive.unclezhaosowhut?we'vegotthemoney,30,000yuan.where'sthebag?yadarwhatbag?unclezhaotheyellowonewiththemoneyinit.yadarohno,ileftitonthebrickbed.unclezhaosowhutcanyoudoatall?i'mgoin't'roughallthisforyouandyouhadthenervetoforgetthebagonthebed!anymoneyleftonyou?yadarletmesee...(fumbling)only70-plusyuan.unclezhaohere's400more.yadarstillnotenough.unclezhaonomatter.waiter!英语幽默短剧剧本thepocketmoneyscene1（atsalesman’shome）n:inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.hehasalotofmoneynow.buthowdoeshemakethecandies?oh,xu……heiscoming!s:hello,doyouknowme?no?oh,letmetellyou.i’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.mycandiesareverypopular,(展示)，idon’tknowwhy.thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.i’llbeabosssoon!candy,money,candy,money……oops!it’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)first,puttheflouronthetable.then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)nowpress,press……oh,mydirtyhands!nevermind!justdoit!(满不在意的神情)press,press……oh,mygod!nevermind!justdoit!press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sok,hehehe……nowletmecutitintopieces!怕楼主不会英语捏!采纳!
