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谁能帮我写篇初中英语课堂双人演讲，二到三分钟就行
谢谢
注：stomach是胃的意思
初中水平双人英语辩论
主题：中学生使用手机的利弊学生A: As every body knows, mobiles are playing a important part in our daily life nowadays.First, mobiles make it convinent for people to keep in touch with each other whevere they are.Especially when they have something important.It reduces the cost for people dont have to travel a long way to get to know the things in personSecond,we can send messages by mobiles with little money,just 0.01 yuan for each short message.Third, we can also play games or take photoes or listen to music on the mobiles,late we do many things on them with the development of technology.学生B：I don't really agree with you.Mobile phones also have many disadvatages.The radioactivites may do harm to our health.Sometimes the rings may affect others in public or at meetings.Also, it is not good for students if they bring their phone to school because the student won't pay attention to what the teachers are trying to say. Theres's still many problems left.
高分求一段关于谈论电影的双人英语对话
Hi, everybody. Hi! So I don't have too much time up here, before my green card expires. See I grew up in a poor neighborhood in China. The middle school that I went to one year decided to pave the dirt roads with bricks and cement. And the students were required to bring bricks to school and ...We worked really hard for 3 weeks and finally we built a road. Years later, I heard about the term: child labor. I was like, what?! Those kids got paid?!嗨，大家好啊!嗨!那个……我能表演的时间不多，因为我绿卡马上要过期了。
我是在中国的穷乡僻壤长大的。
我们初中某年突然决定要修整土路，铺上砖头和水泥，让学生们带砖头到学校来……我们玩命地干了三个礼拜终于把路修好了。
多年以后我听说了这个词：童工。
我立马就惊讶了，啥?!那些小孩干活还有钱拿?I got a D minus. But I read that younger kids nowadays can't even read the analog watches any more. They can only read the digital ones. I was like, how are they gonna report the locations of hot chicks in the future? It's gonna be like, Hot chick, 3 o'clock. I can't stay that long.我拿到的只是D-。
我看报道，如今的小孩都不会看手表了。
他们只能看懂电子表。
我心想，等他们长大以后该如何报告辣妹的位置啊?别人说，“辣妹在三点钟方向”。
我不能待那么久的。
So I came to the US for college and I was really into science, which really helped me in the romance department. Like once I asked this girl out and she said, no. I said, are you sure? And she said to me, hey Joe, NO means NO. I said, well... it also means Nitric Oxide.我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。
有一次，我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。
有一次，我约女孩子出去，她说不行。
我问，真不行啊?她说，嘿，Joe，NO就是不行的意思。
我说，NO也是一氧化氮啊。
And one year, I went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Here's something you guys should know about me. I don't approve of nudity in public. But when it happens, I want to be there.有一年，我去新奥尔良参加狂欢节。
对于我，你们要了解一点，我是不赞同公共场合赤身裸体的。
不过要是真有人这么干了，那我不能错过啊。
And when I first came to the United States, I took a English as a second language class. And the teacher there was too lazy to remember the students' names. So he just handed out a list of American names for us to choose from. And by the time I got the list, there were only two names left, so I just picked Joe instead of Jake. And the other day, I told that story to my son, Jake.我初到美国时，参加了英语培训课程。
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初中 否定前缀 英文双人对话
否定前缀主要有dis-, il-, im-, in-, ir-和un-，可译成汉语“非”、“无”、“不（是）”、“未”等。
1. dis-常加在名词、形容词、动词之前。
如：agreement (同意；一致) — disagreement (分歧；不一致)2. im-常加在以字母m-, p-开头的形容词之前。
如：polite (有礼貌的；客气的) — impolite (无礼的；粗鲁的)3. un-常加在名词、形容词、副词之前。
如：necessary (必要的) — unnecessary (不必要的) 4. in-常加在名词、形容词之前。
如：ability（能力） — inability（无能；无力） correct（正确的） — incorrect（不正确的）5. ir-常加在以r-开头的形容词前。
如：regular（规则的） — irregular（不规则的；不规律的）
求一双人相声的剧本。
适合初中生表演的。
要长。
在线等啊
生活时事类的脱口秀点可以参考黄子华的栋笃笑，除了笑点之外可以参考一下他的脱口秀逻辑结构很经典。
对生活中不合理现象的吐槽可以参考乔治卡林的方法，他的话题不宜参考下哈哈都是比较大的话题，一般人不太能hold住哈。
段子的类加点荤的可以参考郭德纲的抖包袱法，很对多数国人口味啦。
生活中的平常事这类吐槽可以参考李伯清散打评书和马三立的风格，两位先生都有地方性的风格很接地气的内容，生活化有亮点，荤段子不多。
脱口秀基础技巧快速入门学习可以百度一下“幽默段子脱口秀的技巧”课，参考学习
