辛普森英语台词

100:00:43,048 --> 00:00:44,643We come in peace.200:00:44,644 --> 00:00:47,315For cats and mice,Everywhere.300:01:06,944 --> 00:01:08,019Hey! How you doing?400:01:08,020 --> 00:01:09,076Good to see you.<\\\/i>500:01:09,077 --> 00:01:10,483Thanks for coming out.<\\\/i>600:01:17,755 --> 00:01:19,215Itchy...700:01:19,249 --> 00:01:20,675Itchy.800:01:59,291 --> 00:02:00,734Boring!900:02:00,735 --> 00:02:02,881Dad! We cant see the movie!1000:02:02,979 --> 00:02:06,862I cant believe we`re paying to seesomthing we get on tv for free!1100:02:07,057 --> 00:02:10,829If you ask me everybody in thistheater is a giant sucker!1200:02:10,921 --> 00:02:13,311Espacally YOU!1300:02:14,292 --> 00:02:17,275The Simpsons<\\\/i>1400:02:17,309 --> 00:02:20,838Movie, On the big screen!1500:02:50,469 --> 00:02:52,684Excuse me my hinny is dipping1600:03:08,843 --> 00:03:10,860Alright. Well thanksalot for coming.1700:03:10,861 --> 00:03:13,133You`ve been playingfor 3.5 hours.1800:03:13,167 --> 00:03:17,656Now we`d like just a minute of your timeto say somthing about the environment!1900:03:19,471 --> 00:03:22,433Boo!- You Suck!2000:03:22,534 --> 00:03:24,550Shout up and play!- Preachy!2100:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,859We`re not been Preachy.2200:03:25,901 --> 00:03:29,518But the pollution in your lake.Is disassemble our barouche.2300:03:32,220 --> 00:03:34,341I thought they touchedon a vital issue.2400:03:34,386 --> 00:03:35,852I beg to differ.2500:03:40,865 --> 00:03:43,548Gentlemen, Its been an honorplaying with you tonight.2600:04:04,891 --> 00:04:08,098For the latest rock bandto die in our town.2700:04:08,143 --> 00:04:10,561Lord hear our prayer.2800:04:10,633 --> 00:04:12,365Lord hear our prayer.<\\\/i>2900:04:13,652 --> 00:04:16,622I hate been late!- Well i hate going!3000:04:16,671 --> 00:04:18,498Why cant i worship thelord my own way?3100:04:18,499 --> 00:04:20,298Like praying like hellon my death bed.3200:04:20,299 --> 00:04:22,599Homer they canhear you inside!3300:04:21,600 --> 00:04:26,834Relax those payout morons are to bussytalking to thier phony baloney god.3400:04:30,500 --> 00:04:31,317How you doing?3500:04:31,374 --> 00:04:33,505Peace be with you.Pray is cheapest.3600:04:44,181 --> 00:04:46,346Now, Today i want to trysomthing a little different.3700:04:46,406 --> 00:04:48,996Im gonna call on one of you!3800:04:50,289 --> 00:04:53,034Now, The word of god dwellswith an everyone.3900:04:53,068 --> 00:04:54,914I want you to let that word out!4000:04:54,948 --> 00:04:56,243Let your spirit...4100:04:57,937 --> 00:04:58,822What is it, Ned?4200:04:58,823 --> 00:05:01,315The god lord telling me toconfest to somthing.4300:05:01,349 --> 00:05:03,600Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay,Gay, Gay,Gay, Gay.4400:05:03,601 --> 00:05:06,785Animades sense of pridein our community.4500:05:07,152 --> 00:05:08,740Somebody else?4600:05:08,954 --> 00:05:12,206Let the lord`s lightshine upon you.4700:05:16,389 --> 00:05:18,471Feel a spirit.4800:05:19,452 --> 00:05:20,910Let it out!4900:05:21,366 --> 00:05:24,758Horrible, Horrible thingsare going to happen!5000:05:25,384 --> 00:05:27,412And they`re gonna happen to you,And you, And you,5100:05:27,446 --> 00:05:29,177And you!5200:05:29,217 --> 00:05:30,436Oh belly!5300:05:34,806 --> 00:05:37,859People of Springfield hitthis warning:5400:05:37,893 --> 00:05:39,087Twisted tail,5500:05:39,121 --> 00:05:40,782A thousand eyes,5600:05:40,816 --> 00:05:42,844Trapped forever!5700:05:46,659 --> 00:05:48,180Dad, Do somthing!5800:05:48,351 --> 00:05:50,588This book dosen`t haveany answers!5900:05:50,610 --> 00:05:53,107Beware, Beware!Time is short!6000:05:53,240 --> 00:05:54,578EPA! EPA!6100:05:54,602 --> 00:05:56,882EPA!!!6200:05:57,302 --> 00:06:00,305Believe me!Believe me!!6300:06:06,485 --> 00:06:08,083Thanks for listening.6400:06:13,111 --> 00:06:16,399Ok, Who wants waffles?- I do! I do! I do!6500:06:16,423 --> 00:06:17,911Wait a minute.What about grandpa?6600:06:17,962 --> 00:06:19,477I want syrup!- I want strawberry!6700:06:19,529 --> 00:06:21,268Something happen to that man.6800:06:21,305 --> 00:06:22,937I`ll tell you what happento him.6900:06:22,976 --> 00:06:26,164A serrten someone had asenior moment.7000:06:26,212 --> 00:06:28,900But thats ok becausewe love him.7100:06:28,934 --> 00:06:30,932And we got a free rugout of it.7200:06:31,935 --> 00:06:34,120What is the point of going tochurch every sunday,7300:06:34,153 --> 00:06:37,358When of someone we love had agenuine religious experience.7400:06:37,392 --> 00:06:39,674We ignore it.Right grandpa?7500:06:40,793 --> 00:06:44,657I want bananas on my waffles!- I rest my case.7600:06:45,636 --> 00:06:47,382Im not droping this.7700:06:52,281 --> 00:06:54,944Wait a minute im still in the car!7800:06:54,939 --> 00:06:56,129Oh, Right.7900:07:02,136 --> 00:07:03,836Take that hornets nest.8000:07:09,959 --> 00:07:10,986Check.8100:07:11,293 --> 00:07:12,566Fix sink hole.8200:07:20,487 --> 00:07:21,623Check.8300:07:21,990 --> 00:07:23,437Rushing the roof?!8400:07:27,517 --> 00:07:28,602Steady..8500:07:29,857 --> 00:07:31,486Steady...8600:07:36,969 --> 00:07:42,166You little.. I`ll teach you to laugh!At something thats funny!8700:07:43,102 --> 00:07:45,746You know we are on the roof wechould have some fun.8800:07:46,321 --> 00:07:47,955What kind of fun?8900:07:48,230 --> 00:07:50,043How about a dare contest?9000:07:50,090 --> 00:07:52,637Thats sounds fun!I dare you to..9100:07:52,725 --> 00:07:54,928Climb the tv antenna!9200:07:56,599 --> 00:07:58,595Piece of cake.- Earthquake!9300:08:05,082 --> 00:08:06,511Aftershock!9400:08:09,239 --> 00:08:11,607Ah, Homer i dont mean to benervous perverted or anything.9500:08:11,640 --> 00:08:15,948But if he falls. Chouldn`t that makeyour boy parallel prejorino?9600:08:15,954 --> 00:08:19,354Shut up Flanders!- Yeah, Shut up Flanders!9700:08:19,361 --> 00:08:20,538Well said boy!9800:08:21,966 --> 00:08:25,109Steady. Steady. Steady..9900:08:30,362 --> 00:08:32,674Hello. Sorry to botheryou on a sunday.10000:08:32,707 --> 00:08:36,624But im sure you as worried about thepollution in lake Springfield as i am.10100:08:42,841 --> 00:08:46,127Lake Springfield has higherlevels of mercury, Than even..10200:08:53,237 --> 00:08:56,790My. Its the little girlwho saved my cat.10300:08:56,860 --> 00:08:58,093Lake Springfield..10400:09:08,754 --> 00:09:10,662Come on over Lisa.10500:09:10,716 --> 00:09:13,512You can convince meas long as you want.10600:09:13,513 --> 00:09:15,943Milhouse, You dont careabout the environment.10700:09:15,960 --> 00:09:18,853Hey! I am very passionateabout the planet!10800:09:18,854 --> 00:09:20,436Say global warming is a myth!10900:09:20,470 --> 00:09:22,929Its a myth!For the study is needed!11000:09:23,853 --> 00:09:26,228Thats for selling out your beliefs!11100:09:27,786 --> 00:09:29,970Oh, Poor Milhouse.11200:09:30,816 --> 00:09:32,671Dream coming true.11300:09:32,826 --> 00:09:35,493Are you aware that a lickingfaucet can waste over..11400:09:35,586 --> 00:09:36,7712000 Gallons a year.11500:09:36,873 --> 00:09:39,582Entire enough we are can save..- Enough energy to power Pittsburgh.11600:09:39,586 --> 00:09:42,246And if we just kept ourthermostats at 68 at the winter..11700:09:42,247 --> 00:09:45,283We`ll be free in our dependencyon foreign oil in 17 years.11800:09:45,375 --> 00:09:46,568Im Colin.11900:09:47,114 --> 00:09:48,652I haven`t seen you in school.12000:09:48,653 --> 00:09:50,686I just bo from Ireland.My dad is a musician.12100:09:50,844 --> 00:09:52,339Is he..?- He`s not Bono.12200:09:52,363 --> 00:09:54,603I just thought because you`reIrish and you care about the..12300:09:54,610 --> 00:09:56,091He`s not Bono!12400:09:56,627 --> 00:09:57,328Do you play?12500:09:57,373 --> 00:09:59,808Just Piano, Guitar, Trumpet,Drum and Bass.12600:09:59,874 --> 00:10:01,359He`s pure gold.<\\\/i>12700:10:01,402 --> 00:10:03,956For once in your life be cool!<\\\/i>12800:10:03,987 --> 00:10:06,285So, Is your name is prettyas your face?12900:10:10,950 --> 00:10:12,475You ok there?13000:10:15,218 --> 00:10:18,743Twisted tail, A thousand eyes,Trapped forever!!13100:10:18,809 --> 00:10:23,013EPA! EPA!- EPA? What chould that be?13200:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,678I believe its the sound thatGreen Lantern made,13300:10:24,679 --> 00:10:27,748When Sinestro throw himinto a bath of acid.13400:10:27,766 --> 00:10:30,028EEEPPPAAA!13500:10:30,158 --> 00:10:33,485Yeah...Thanks for coming over.13600:10:33,712 --> 00:10:35,734Thanks for giving me yourpregnancy pants.13700:10:35,731 --> 00:10:37,711I never knowncomfort like this.13800:10:41,424 --> 00:10:42,068I did i..13900:10:43,069 --> 00:10:44,369Suggest this.14000:10:54,346 --> 00:10:57,013Alright boy.Time for the ultimate dare.14100:10:57,300 --> 00:11:02,088I dare you, To skateboard toKrusty Burger and back..14200:11:03,152 --> 00:11:05,365Naked...14300:11:05,368 --> 00:11:07,082How naked?- Forth Base.14400:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,520The girls might see my doodle.14500:11:08,613 --> 00:11:13,665Oh, I see.. Then i here bydeclare you chicken for life.14600:11:13,667 --> 00:11:17,606Every morning you`ll wake up to:Good Morning Chicken!14700:11:17,703 --> 00:11:20,458At your wedding i`ll sing:Bak bak bak bak.14800:11:20,459 --> 00:11:21,759Bak bak bak..14900:11:21,860 --> 00:11:22,760Bak?!15000:11:33,057 --> 00:11:34,997I like men now.15100:11:35,567 --> 00:11:36,838Dont look where im pointing!15200:11:55,457 --> 00:11:58,068Stop in the name ofamerican sqwimmering!<\\\/i>15300:12:06,687 --> 00:12:11,019Boys before we eat dont forget tothank the lord for this bonderful..15400:12:11,262 --> 00:12:12,240Penis!15500:12:12,141 --> 00:12:14,451Bonderful penis.15600:12:14,481 --> 00:12:15,617Amen.15700:12:16,689 --> 00:12:18,774Listen kid. Nobody like towearing clothes in public.15800:12:18,775 --> 00:12:20,902But you know, Its, Its the law.15900:12:24,538 --> 00:12:25,848Lunch time!16000:12:26,482 --> 00:12:28,189You cant just leave me out here!16100:12:28,190 --> 00:12:30,938Dont worry. We found afriend for you to play with.16200:12:39,851 --> 00:12:42,127Nelson, Honey.Where have you been?16300:12:47,156 --> 00:12:49,602Dad!- Whats seems to be the problem officers?16400:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,634Tell them you dared me to do it!16500:12:51,651 --> 00:12:55,812If thats true. Then you should betaking the rap here not you son.16600:12:57,821 --> 00:13:01,222And.. What happens tome if its my fault?16700:13:01,223 --> 00:13:03,967You`ll have to attempt anone hour parenting class.16800:13:03,972 --> 00:13:06,530It was all his idea!He`s out of control, I tell you!16900:13:06,564 --> 00:13:08,825I met my wet sand.17000:13:11,669 --> 00:13:13,387See you in court kid.17100:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,517Ok son.Lets get some lunch.17200:13:15,602 --> 00:13:19,505Did you al least bring my cloths?- Shirt, Socks, Everything you need.17300:13:19,606 --> 00:13:20,999You didn`t bring my pants!17400:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,655Who am i?Tommy Bahama?17500:13:23,215 --> 00:13:25,316This is the worst day of my life.17600:13:25,362 --> 00:13:27,821This is the worst day ofyour life so far..17700:13:31,933 --> 00:13:34,259Say Bart..- What do you want Flanders?17800:13:34,260 --> 00:13:36,556If you need pants,I carry an extra pair.17900:13:36,557 --> 00:13:37,155I mean..18000:13:37,156 --> 00:13:40,224You know how boys are always,Praying through the knees.18100:13:40,325 --> 00:13:42,478Why are you helping me?Im not your kid.18200:13:42,544 --> 00:13:43,503We`re neighbors.18300:13:43,504 --> 00:13:46,373Im sure your father will dothe same for my boys.18400:13:46,457 --> 00:13:47,864Thank you!18500:13:55,015 --> 00:13:57,600Hey, Whats with you?- You realy wanna know?18600:13:57,697 --> 00:14:01,716Of course i do. What kind of afather wouldn`t care about a..18700:14:01,717 --> 00:14:03,054A pig wearing a hat!18800:14:04,256 --> 00:14:04,824Action!18900:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,719Hey! Hey!Its your old pal Krusty!19000:14:07,753 --> 00:14:10,177For my new pork sandwich:The Klager.19100:14:10,178 --> 00:14:14,422If you can find a greasyer sandwich..You`re in Mexico!19200:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,805And we`re clear.19300:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,286Perfect. Cut, Print, Kill the pig.19400:14:25,242 --> 00:14:28,584What? You cant kill him ifhe`s wearing people cloth.19500:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,746You`re coming home with me.19600:14:47,363 --> 00:14:49,036A thousand eyes.19700:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,493What chould that be?19800:14:51,121 --> 00:14:53,623Im pretty sure a thousand..19900:14:53,624 --> 00:14:54,906Is a number.20000:14:54,910 --> 00:14:55,653Hey Marge!20100:14:55,787 --> 00:14:59,548Isn`t it great been marriage tosomeone who`s recklessly impulsive?20200:14:59,641 --> 00:15:02,030Actually its aged me horribly.20300:15:02,031 --> 00:15:04,905Then, Say hello to the new Simpson!20400:15:10,612 --> 00:15:11,777Homer!20500:15:13,277 --> 00:15:17,947I believe what happened in churchwas a warning about precisely this.20600:15:17,998 --> 00:15:20,232Please get rid of that pig.20700:15:20,265 --> 00:15:22,018Oh. You`re gonna love him!20800:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,489Look, He dose animpersonation of you.20900:15:27,482 --> 00:15:29,183You nailed her.21000:15:29,645 --> 00:15:31,933He also dose me..21100:15:33,163 --> 00:15:34,933You smiled im off the hook.21200:15:43,937 --> 00:15:46,662Oh, You have so many looks.21300:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,477So, Thats what sanguine is.21400:16:05,580 --> 00:16:06,714Who`s a good pig?21500:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,715Who`s a good pig??21600:16:13,869 --> 00:16:15,425Ruff day ha, San?21700:16:16,526 --> 00:16:18,787You dont know whatruff is, Sister.21800:16:19,614 --> 00:16:22,372Bart, You know, When ever myboys bake up a bunch of frownies.21900:16:22,373 --> 00:16:24,501I take`em fishing.22000:16:24,502 --> 00:16:26,577Dose your dad evertake you fishing?22100:16:29,393 --> 00:16:33,068Dad, Its not fair to use aBug Zapper to catch the fish.22200:16:33,070 --> 00:16:36,672If you like fish like i do,You want them to die with dignity.22300:16:41,724 --> 00:16:43,623I think i have a nibble.22400:16:51,989 --> 00:16:53,602I think fishing mightbe more fun with you.22500:16:54,403 --> 00:16:55,403Oh Great!22600:16:55,435 --> 00:16:57,255Now, How about i`llfix you some coco?22700:16:57,256 --> 00:16:59,156No way!Coco is for woosys.22800:16:59,256 --> 00:17:02,488Well sir, If you change yourmind its on the window sill.22900:17:21,456 --> 00:17:22,919Oh my god..23000:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,725Oh wait, I didnt tellyou the best part.23100:17:26,726 --> 00:17:27,946He loves the invairment.23200:17:27,979 --> 00:17:30,210Oh wait, I still didnttell you the best part.23300:17:30,229 --> 00:17:32,089He`s got an Irish brogue.23400:17:32,123 --> 00:17:34,785No, No, No. Wait, Wait! I stilldidnt tell you the best part.23500:17:34,819 --> 00:17:39,074He is not imaginary!- Oh honey thats great.23600:17:39,221 --> 00:17:42,843But the very best thingis that he listens to you.23700:17:42,844 --> 00:17:46,184Because nothing meansmore than for a man to...23800:17:46,186 --> 00:17:48,994How did the big`s tracksget on the ceiling?23900:17:48,996 --> 00:17:53,587Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig.Dose what ever Spider-Pig dose.24000:17:53,588 --> 00:17:54,945Can he swing,24100:17:55,037 --> 00:17:56,462From a web?24200:17:56,465 --> 00:17:58,587No he cant, He`s a pig.24300:17:58,590 --> 00:18:02,080Lookout..! He is a Spider-Pig.24400:18:07,267 --> 00:18:09,894Are we having fun yet?- We are now.24500:18:09,896 --> 00:18:12,399You got a bite.- Woow momma!24600:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,987Oh no, My good Paul!24700:18:20,249 --> 00:18:22,771You are not struggling me.- What the..?24800:18:22,856 --> 00:18:24,415Struggling is only good for..24900:18:25,002 --> 00:18:26,791Well, Its not realygood for anything.25000:18:26,925 --> 00:18:28,439I think the only time youshould lay hands on a boy.25100:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,640Is when you`re giving him agood old peed on the back.25200:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,589Hey, What the hell are you..?25300:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,132One more time.25400:18:51,259 --> 00:18:53,142Honey, Im home!25500:18:58,714 --> 00:19:00,681We are at the tippingpoint, People.25600:19:00,883 --> 00:19:03,237If we dont dosomething now..25700:19:04,106 --> 00:19:06,316Im sorry i lost mytrain of thought.25800:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,783Isn`t he dreamy?- Agreed!25900:19:08,790 --> 00:19:12,684Ok. So here is the bottom line:If we dont change our ways right now,26000:19:12,790 --> 00:19:16,358Pollution in lake Springfieldwill be at this level.26100:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,899Thats not so bad.26200:19:19,015 --> 00:19:21,621No, The lift is stuck.26300:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,709Am i getting through to anyone?26400:19:29,811 --> 00:19:32,701Hell yeah! We need a newone of those things.26500:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,010All in favor of thenew ceasing lift, Say: I.26600:19:35,072 --> 00:19:35,892I!26700:19:35,962 --> 00:19:36,293No!26800:19:37,539 --> 00:19:41,729This lake is just one piece of trashaway from a toxic nightmare!26900:19:41,846 --> 00:19:45,370But i knew you wouldn`t listen so i tookthe liberty of putting water from the lake27000:19:45,407 --> 00:19:47,250in all your drinking classes.27100:19:49,046 --> 00:19:50,798This is why we shouldhate kids.27200:19:51,218 --> 00:19:54,319This is serious People.No more dumping in the lake!27300:19:54,324 --> 00:19:57,034I here by declare astate of emergency.27400:19:57,209 --> 00:19:59,492Code Black.27500:19:59,625 --> 00:20:00,535Black?27600:20:01,212 --> 00:

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