英语课堂脱口秀稿子
Hi, everybody. Hi! So I don't have too much time up here, before my green card expires. See I grew up in a poor neighborhood in China. The middle school that I went to one year decided to pave the dirt roads with bricks and cement. And the students were required to bring bricks to school and ...We worked really hard for 3 weeks and finally we built a road. Years later, I heard about the term: child labor. I was like, what?! Those kids got paid?!嗨，大家好啊!嗨!那个……我能表演的时间不多，因为我绿卡马上要过期了。
我是在中国的穷乡僻壤长大的。
我们初中某年突然决定要修整土路，铺上砖头和水泥，让学生们带砖头到学校来……我们玩命地干了三个礼拜终于把路修好了。
多年以后我听说了这个词：童工。
我立马就惊讶了，啥?!那些小孩干活还有钱拿?I got a D minus. But I read that younger kids nowadays can't even read the analog watches any more. They can only read the digital ones. I was like, how are they gonna report the locations of hot chicks in the future? It's gonna be like, Hot chick, 3 o'clock. I can't stay that long.我拿到的只是D-。
我看报道，如今的小孩都不会看手表了。
他们只能看懂电子表。
我心想，等他们长大以后该如何报告辣妹的位置啊?别人说，“辣妹在三点钟方向”。
我不能待那么久的。
So I came to the US for college and I was really into science, which really helped me in the romance department. Like once I asked this girl out and she said, no. I said, are you sure? And she said to me, hey Joe, NO means NO. I said, well... it also means Nitric Oxide.我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。
有一次，我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。
有一次，我约女孩子出去，她说不行。
我问，真不行啊?她说，嘿，Joe，NO就是不行的意思。
我说，NO也是一氧化氮啊。
And one year, I went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Here's something you guys should know about me. I don't approve of nudity in public. But when it happens, I want to be there.有一年，我去新奥尔良参加狂欢节。
对于我，你们要了解一点，我是不赞同公共场合赤身裸体的。
不过要是真有人这么干了，那我不能错过啊。
And when I first came to the United States, I took a English as a second language class. And the teacher there was too lazy to remember the students' names. So he just handed out a list of American names for us to choose from. And by the time I got the list, there were only two names left, so I just picked Joe instead of Jake. And the other day, I told that story to my son, Jake.我初到美国时，参加了英语培训课程。
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脱口秀的英文怎么说
脱口秀 [词典] talk show; [例句]他打开收音机，拨动旋钮，直至调到一个脱口秀节目。
He turned on the radio and fiddled with the knob until he got a talk show.
2分钟左右的英语脱口秀 话题随意 不要太大就行
I’ve completely lost in a make-believe world. I saw Snow White triumph the evil queen with seven dwarfs. I saw the Sleeping beauty woken up by the kiss of true love. I saw Cinderella was on a gorgeous prom dress decorated with sparking crystals. I saw magical pumpkin drove her to the beautiful palace and the glass slippers brought her Mr right.Of course they are just fairytales and never come true in real life.But I know there must be a fairy waiting on my life road and she will do some magic to help me, but I have to do something in exchange for it.At this moment,I have a deep understanding of that.And I have made my mind to spare no effect to get to that charming fairyland. 我完全沉浸在了虚拟空间里。
我看到了白雪公主与七个小矮人打败了邪恶的王后，我看到了睡美人被真爱之吻吻醒，我看到灰姑娘正穿着装饰华美的裙子，上面的水晶闪闪发光，我看到魔法南瓜车把她载到美丽的宫殿，玻璃鞋帮她找到了真命天子。
当然，它们只是童话，不会发生在真实世界。
但是我知道，在我的人生路上，一定有一个仙女在等我，她会用魔法帮助我，但我需要做些事情来作为交换。
现在，我对这了解的很深刻了。
我已经下定决心，要不遗余力的到达那迷人的仙境
关于英语脱口秀段子，时间一分钟，青春励志的
Every mountain has a peak. Every valley has its low point. Life has its upsand downs, its peaks and its valleys. No one is up all the time, nor arethey down all the time. Problems do end. They are all resolved in time.每一座山都有巅峰，每一个峡谷都有谷底。
人生也有跌宕起伏，有高潮有低谷。
没有人有人一生都平步青云，也没有人有人一生都时乖命蹇。
难题总有了结的一天。
随着时间的推移，一切难题都会迎刃而解。
推荐一些英语的脱口秀节目
The Oprah Winfrey Show,貌似因为张靓颖上过一次以后就在国内很有名气了，不过不属于搞笑型的脱口秀The Ellen DeGeneres Show,很搞笑的，也很有意义，每集刚开始的monologue讲的挺好的，短短5分钟左右，听多了对应于很有用处The Late Show,美国收视率几乎最高的脱口秀，适合英语水平比较高的听先这些吧，Talk Show有很多，你这些看看满意不满意
儿童脱口秀稿子短一点搞笑
桂圆来一斤张过水果摊，盯着樱桃， 问：“老板，樱桃能尝一个吗
” 老板点头，遂尝，不住点头。
张姨道：“甜。
” 老板笑咪咪地问：“买多少
” 张姨抬头笑曰：圆来一斤。
” （注：樱桃60\\\/斤，桂圆8元\\\/斤）
英文脱口秀
我也赞成 jimmy kimmel 的，因为大部分适合儿童观看，语言也比较简单。
其中他最具代表性的一个脱口秀是一个叫做 hey jimmy kimmel, i told me kids i ate their holloween candies.其实还有一个很好懂的，是一个美国的节目叫做 Whose line is it anyway，因为里面带有较多的演技，所以中国人比较能从肢体语言中懂。
你可以参考他们在优酷上一个叫做“侧躺秀”的。
差不多三分钟长，里面附有中文翻译。
如果你要更具有攻击性的，英国有几个能上live at the apollo（这个很难进）的还不错。
其中Jack Dee和Jimmy Carr让我影响最深刻。
他们的脱口秀带有非常攻击性的讽刺（比如jimmy carr就说过：女人都说自己能同时做很多事情，可是为什么我昨天晚上问我女朋友3P她却说不行
）如果你需要一个更有国际风采的，澳洲有一位独脚人，讲关于国际语言的人叫做 adam hills。
我个人会推荐如果是容易懂的，可以去看看那个侧躺秀。
如果是以英文口才为主，jimmy carr不错。
