小品泰坦尼克号台词

丫蛋小品全集《泰坦尼克号》 谁有这个小品的台词啊

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泰坦尼克号的经典对白

《尼克号》经典对白YouletgoandI’mgonnahavetojumpinthereafteryou###(Ondeck.RoseiscryingandrunspastJackwhoislyingonabenchsmoking.Sheclimbsovertheship’srailingsandhangsonwithherbacktotheshipabouttojumpintothesea.)JACK:Don'tdoit!　　ROSE:Stayback!Don'tcomeanycloser!　　JACK:Comeon!JustgivemeyourhandandI'llpullyoubackover.　　ROSE:No,staywhereyouare!Imeanit!I'llletgo!　　JACK:No,youwon't!　　ROSE:Whatdoyoumean,NoIwon't?Don'tpresumetotellmewhatIwillandwillnotdo.Youdon'tknowme.　　JACK:Well,youwouldhavedoneitalready.　　ROSE:You'redistractingme.Goaway!　　JACK:Ican't.I'minvolvednow.Youletgo,andI'mgonnahavetojumpinthereafteryou.　　(Jackstartstakingoffhisshoes.)　　ROSE:Don'tbeabsurd.You'dbekilled.　　JACK:I'magoodswimmer.　　ROSE:Thefallalonewouldkillyou.　　JACK:Itwouldhurt;I'mnotsayingitwouldn't.Totellyouthetruth,I'malotmoreconcernedaboutthatwaterbeingsocold.　　ROSE:Howcold?　　JACK:Freezing.Maybeacoupleofdegreesover.Haveyouever,uh,everbee

一个小品里面有演泰坦尼克号的片段 不是赵丽蓉的 两个人老是肉麻的喊 杰克和肉丝 那个 叫什么

是金源时代歌剧院主持人和演员合作的吧。

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泰坦尼克号杰克肉丝在船头全部台词

最经典的“I am the king of the world”