求小沈龙脱口秀碰瓷台词，急啊
孙小北：（扮演）。
小天佑：（扮演杰克）露丝。
小沈龙：呀
说英语的，别往里掺东北味，老难受了，你俩时尚起来好不好
来，再来一遍。
孙小北：欧巴。
小天佑：阿尼哈塞哟。
孙小北：耐克阿迪达。
小天佑：阿玛尼酷奇哟。
孙小北：酒喝啦。
孙小北：收瓶子易拉罐。
小沈龙：空拉西古……（说韩语，踢小天佑）干啥
这俩败家玩意。
这两个鬼，让韩语给串了真是。
现在这韩剧也是，播一个火一个，播一个火一个，前一段火了一个叫《来自星星的你》，那两天又火了一个叫《太阳的后裔》，太火了都知道啊。
里边有一个男一号，叫什么宋仲基，太火了，火的是保安开道，鸡飞狗跳，路人尖叫，我说别闹。
我也很羡慕人家呢，怎么办呢
要不然我也改名吧，我叫宋仲鸭好不好
回去跟我爸说，爸，我该名了，我叫宋仲鸭，我爸很观惯着我，爱改啥改啥，别叫送终就行。
我爸对我很好，每次过年的时候，我爸都会给我一千块钱，我就会跟我爸说，爸，你看我都多大了，你还给我压岁钱
我爸也会说，拿着吧，儿子，给你的单身狗慰问金。
我跟我爸好到那种无话不谈的程度，老人嘛，总会为孩子操一些个没有用的心，家庭、事业等等。
我爸就跟我说，儿子，你说你在外边这么多年了，你就没遇到过让你面红耳赤的女神吗
咋没有呢
爸，老干妈呀。
那别说面红耳赤了，那吃完之后，还有一种初恋的感觉呢，火辣辣的。
爸爸你这么做你是什么意思呢
你这属于在逼我呀，还有逼婚的吗
不要老操那么多心。
在外面这么多年也经历了很多，也在同事的撮合下相过几次亲，什么样的都遇见过，遇见过好看的，也遇见过难看的，还遇见过好难看的。
但是她们的问题都差不多，“你有房吗
你有车吗
你有房车吗
你有财吗
你有产吗
你有财产吗
”“你抽吗
你疯吗
你抽疯吗
”我有房有车有财有产，我过来相亲，我有病吗，对不对
什么年代了，我们这些人，家里没什么财产留给我们，我们又不是什么富二代，那么哪有那么多的钱，再说了，又帅又有车，那是象棋。
有房有钱，那是王健林。
又帅又有车又有房又有钱，不用怀疑，下象棋的王健林，对不对
真的是这样的。
12月27日笑傲江湖小沈龙唱的英文歌是什么
Jennifer Lopez - Goin InTonight feels like we can do anything we like, ohTonight feels like the best night of my lifeI'm goin' in, i'm goin' in, i'm goin' inI'm goin' in, i'm goin' in, in in in inIt's 'go' time, press my button yeah blow the stage, grenadeOh my, tonight we gon' ring the tank, bananasNo hold, there ain't no stopping us tonightI'm on my crazy, she on a crazy, we on this crazyWe are amazingTonight feels like we can do anything we like, ohTonight feels like the best night of my lifeI'm goin' in, i'm goin' in, i'm goin' inI'm goin' in, i'm goin' in, in in in input your, put your hands upTake it to the headTake it off the edgeNothing but the bestFeeling like a million, million people everywherePut it in the airWe don't give a damnFeeling like a billion, billionNo hold, there ain't no stopping us tonightI'm on my crazy, she on a crazy, we on this crazyWe are amazingTonight feels like we can do anything we like, ohTonight feels like the best night of my lifeI'm goin' in, i'm goin' in, i'm goin' inI'm goin' in, i'm goin' in, in in in inHey you hands on the ceilingNobody move, nobody get shotLip pounds on meI love it how a mami went around on meSo I never get enough of yelling, ven aquiOfficer on duty, j.lo what they call herTake me to jail, cause I wanna be your robberPut me in a cell if you really need to hollerPut me in a cell feed down flo rida, heyTo the sky, put your hands on rockPlus nobody telling please that the club is mi casaSo they wanna freak, on the way you call papaGotta make them sing high notes like oprahWhen the ego, I got four leoEven the DJ, wanna rep puerto ricoGot it on replay, like you just broke a needleWhatever that he say, better listen up peopleTonight, feels like, Tonight, feels like, the best night of my lifeI'm goin' in, i'm goin' in, i'm goin' in, i'm goin' in, hey!
百变小沈龙参加笑傲江湖结尾唱的英文歌叫什么
百变小沈龙参加笑傲江湖Lovely Shen Long in Xiaoao Jianghu
东北喜剧人，小沈龙的那个，片尾曲到底叫什么
失恋的人不能听 - 安又琪词:于光中曲:陈伟常常无端想起你 忘了呼吸就算我在人群里 却疏离一个无关的旋律 或话题都会让我想起你 挥不去失恋的人不能听太悲伤的歌曲我不该让自己更沉弱失恋的人不能看太幸福的电影因为我不再相信 相爱的会在一起常常无端想起你 忘了呼吸彷怫我还是和你 在一起一个熟悉的语气或背影都会让我想哭泣 太神秘失恋的人不能听太悲伤的歌曲我不该让自己更沉弱失恋的人不能看太幸福的电影因为我不再相信 相爱的会在一起为了什么要对你掉眼泪难道不明白这都是为了爱为了什么要对你掉泪难道不明白这都是为了爱失恋的人不能听太悲伤的歌曲我不该让自己更沉弱失恋的人不能看太幸福的电影因为我不再相信 相爱的会在一起失恋的人不能听太悲伤的歌曲我不该让自己更沉弱失恋的人不能看太幸福的电影因为我不再相信 相爱的会在一起
百变小沈龙演梦露是唱的英文歌叫什么?
Stupid In Love - RihannaMmStupid in loveOhhhStupid in loveHmmLet me tell you somethingNever have I ever been a size ten in my whole lifeI let the engine runningI just came to seeWhat you would do if I gave you a chance to make things rightSo made it, even though Katy told me that this will be nothing butA waste of timeAnd she was rightUmm.Don't understand it but on your handsIs still you insist on repeatedly trying to tell me liesAnd I just don't know whyOhhhThis is stupidI'm not stupidDon't talk to meLike I'm stupidI still love you butI just can't do thisI maybe dumb butI'm not stupidMy new nickname is you idiot （such an idiot） UmmmThat's what my friends are calling meWhen they see me I lean'n to my phoneThey're telling me let goHe is not the oneI thought I saw your potentialI guess that's what made me dumbHe don't want it.Not like you want itScheming and cheatingOh girl why do you waste your timeYou know he aint rightThey're telling me thisI don't wanna listen but you insist on repeatedly trying to tell me liesAnd I just don't know whyThis is stupidI'm not stupidDon't talk to meLike I'm stupidI still love you butI just can't do thisI maybe dumb butI'm not stupidTrying to make this workBut you act like good jerkSilly of me to keep holding onOhhhBut the dust can't resolveYou don't know what you've lostAnd you won't realize tillI'm gone, gone, goneThat I was the oneWhich one of us is really dumbOhhhNoohhNo. I'm not stupid in loveThis is stupid （no no no）I'm not stupid （no no no）Don't talk to meLike I'm stupid （like I'm stupid）I still love you butI just can't do this （I just can't do this but）I maybe dumb butI'm not stupidI'm maybe dumb but I'm not stupid in love
笑傲江湖中小沈龙一共出现了几次，具体说明在第几期
应该一共出现三次。
第一次，第五期10月25日，第二次：12月6日第三次：12月27日^_^望采纳
小沈龙笑傲江湖第一季第几期出现
他是爱你的、其实他也不想分手、他不是死缠烂打的人、尊重你的思路、因为和你谈恋爱他或许自尊心受到伤害、这种人心胸宽大、但是会独自伤心落泪
