什么电影台词特幽默
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1. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why it’s called present
昨天为历史，明天是的，而今天是上天赐予我礼物，这就是为我们把它叫做现在
——《功夫熊猫》2. If there’s any kind of magic in the world, it must be the attempt of understanding someone or share something.如果世上真的有什么奇迹，那么一定是去理解他人和与人分享。
——《日出之前》3. I promise you, if God had gifted me with wealth and beauty, I would make it as hard for you to leave me now as it is for me to leave you.告诉你吧，如果上帝赐予我财富和美貌，我会让您难以离开我，就像我现在难以离开您。
——《简·爱》4. Time erodes all such beauty, but what it cannot diminish… is the wonderful workings of your mind. Your humor, your kindness… and your moral courage.时间可以吞噬一切,但它丝毫不能减少的是你伟大的思想,你的幽默,你的善良,还有你的勇气。
——《小妇人》5. I was blessed to have you in my life. When I look back on these days, I’ll look and see your face.You were right there for me.在我的生命中有你是多么幸运,当我回忆过去, 眼前就会浮现你的脸庞 ,你总会在那守候着我。
——《珍珠港》6. I guess our love story will never be seen on the big wide silver screen, but it hurt just as badly when I had to watch you go.我想，我们的故事永远不会出现在银幕上，可是当我看着你离去，我的心一样的痛楚。
——《卡萨布兰卡》7. If you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.爱的次数不需多，只需真爱。
真爱需要时间去经营，需要用心去了解，需要胸襟去包容。
——《初恋50次》8. Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness. And they live by what they hear.Such people become crazy,or they become legends …有些人能清楚地听到自己内心深处的声音，并以此行事。
这些人要么变成了疯子，要么成为传奇。
——《秋日传奇》9. To be a princess, you have to believe you are one. You’ve got to walk the way you think a princess would walk. Smile and wave, and just have fun.要想成为公主，你得相信自己就是一个公主。
你应该像你所想象中的公主那般为人处世。
高瞻远嘱，从容不迫，笑对人生。
——《公主日记》10. You got a dream,you gotta protect it.People can’t do something themselves,they wanna tell you you can’t do it.If you want something,go get it.不要别人告诉你该做什么，有梦想，就得保护。
他人做不成什么事情，就跟你说你也做不成。
如果你想要什么，就要去争取。
——《当幸福来敲门》We never had the chance to explore the outside world because of my dad's one rule:New is always bad. Never not be afraid! 我们从没机会探索外面的世界，是因为我爸爸的那条规则：新事物是不好的，永远要小心!——《疯狂原始人》This path has been placed before you. The choice is yours alone. 路就在你脚下，你自己决定。
——《星球大战－首部曲》Nothing just happens,it's all part of a plan.没有事情随随便便发生，都是计划的一部分。
It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to save another.坚强的人只能救赎自己，伟大的人才能拯救他人。
Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.希望是美好的，也许是人间至善，而美好的事物永不消逝.Some birds aren't meant to be caged, that's all. Their feathers are just too bright...有的鸟是不会被关住的，因为它们的羽毛太美丽了
Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free. A strong man can save himself. A greatman can save another.懦怯囚禁人的灵魂，希望可以感受自由。
强者自救，圣者渡人。
--《肖申克的救赎》Your story may not have a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are, it is restof your story, who you choose to be.你或许没有一个幸福的开始，但是这并不能够代表你的所有，接下来你的生活取决于你的选择。
--《功夫熊猫2》When you choose to become others, you will lose yourself.当你选择成为别人时，你将失去你自己。
--《纳尼亚传奇3》差不多了啦，可能没有五十句，再多也不精彩了。
求一部国外的没有台词的动物类的搞笑电影名
法国动画系列短片 《Minuscule》法国Futurikon公司拍摄的一系列昆虫动画片，Minuscule（源于拉丁词义“微小”）是两个年轻法国艺术家Thomas Szabo和Hélène Giraud的优秀动画作品集。
作品的风格新颖，场景和声音效果都是现实中真实的东西，故事的主人公则是三维制作的小动物或者小昆虫，每集四五钟左右，通篇没有对白，以纪录片的风格描述动物或者昆虫的生活环境以及生存状态，不仅让人大开眼界，而且充满智慧与幽默，发人深思。
求一段外国经典电影台词 附上赏析 差不多100字左右赏析 跪求 给你很多很多分哦
1. Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. (生命一盒巧克力，结果往往意料) 2. There is an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes. (通过人家的鞋可以了人很多的东西) 3. His back’s as crooked as a politician. (他的背客一样弯曲) 4. Sometimes we all do things that just don’t make no sense. （有时候人都会做没道理的事） 5. Stupid is as stupid does. (蠢人做蠢事，也可理解为傻人有傻福) 6. If God intended everybody to be the same, he’d given all braces on our legs. Don’t ever let anybody tell you they’re better than you. 7. I was just showing him a thing or two on the guitar. (我只是弹两下给他看) 8. It must be hard being a king. (王一定很不好当) 9. Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.(我和珍妮形影不离) 10. Miracles happen every day. (奇迹每天都在发生) 11. I could run like the wind blows. (我跑起来像风一样快) 12. Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far, far away from here. Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far, far away from here. 13. I don’t know why I love you. But I do. 14. You are no different than anybody else is.(你和别人没有任何的不同) 15. President: Congratulations. How do you feel? Gump: I got to pee. 16. Have you given any thought to your future?(你有没有为将来打算过呢) 17. Excellent careers for excellent young men. (美国陆军——有志青年的最好出路) 18. Drill Sergeant: Gump, what’s your sole purpose in this army? Gump: To do whatever you tell me, Drill Sergeant! Drill Sergeant: God damn it, you’re a goddamn genius! That’s the most outstanding answer I’ve ever heard. You must have a goddamn IQ of 160. You’re goddamn gifted, Private Gump. (这班长说话太经典了) 19. I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. （我在军中如鱼得水） 20. If it wasn’t a fine enlisted man, I’d recommended you for O.C.S, Private Gump. You’re going to be a general someday! Now disassemble your weapon and continue! 21. Give her a big hand. (鼓励她) 22. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? Yes, and how many times must the cannon balls fly before they’re forever banned? 23. You just stay away from me please.(求你离开我) 24. If you are ever in trouble, don’t try to be brave, just run, just run away. (你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开) 25. Dan: what’s wrong with your lips? （你嘴唇怎么了
) Bubba: I was born with big gums, sir! （长官，我天生厚嘴唇） Dan: well, you better tuck that in! Gonna get that caught on a trip wire. （那你最好把那缩回去，免得触动地雷） 26. There’s one item of G.I.gear that can be the difference between life and death. (大兵之间只有一种区别，就是活大兵与死大兵之别) 27. Lieutenant Dan was always getting these funny feelings about a rock or a trail or the road, so he’d tell us to get down, shut up! 28. Little bitty stinging rain, and big old fat rain, rain that flew in side every ways (牛毛细雨，瓢泼大雨，横扫的暴雨) 29. Split everything right down the middle. (一切都平分) 30. I gotta find Bubba! (阿甘太仗义了) 31. I want to go home (我想回家)Bubba的遗言 32. It made me look like a duck in water.(它让我如鱼得水) 33. We all have a destiny. Nothing just happens,it's all part of a plan. (我们都有各自的命运。
没有事情随随便便发生，都是计划的一部分) 34. America owes you a debt of gratitude, son. (孩子，美国对你感激不尽) 35. That’s so right on, man! You said it all. (说的太对了，你一语中的
) 36. I would never hurt you, Jenny! 37. Jenny: why are you so good to me? Gump: you’re my girl! (个人觉得这是最感人的一句) Jenny: I’ll always be your girl. 38. That’s one small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind. (那只是我的一小步，却是人类的一大步) 39. 阿甘从中国回来，参加一个电视访谈，以下的对话能从一个侧面反映出当时甚至也是现在很多美国人对于中国的认识 Gump: in the land of China...people hardly got nothing at all. John Lennon: no possessions? Gump: and in China they never go to church. John Lennon: no religion, too? Host: hard to imagine. John: well, it’s easy if you try, Dick. Dan: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump? Gump: I didn’t know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir!(甘式幽默) 40. A promise is a promise. (一诺千金) 50. You can start all over, everybody gets a second chance. 51. I guess Lieutenant Dan figured there’s some things you just can’t change. He didn’t want to be called crippled, just like I didn’t want to be called stupid. 52. Service is up. (服役期满) 53. I’m a man of my word. (我说话算数) 54. 阿甘代言球拍的广告词： When I was in China on the all-America Ping-Pong team, I just loved playing Ping-Pong team with my Flex-O-Light Ping-Pong paddle. (当我随美国队访问中国时，我好喜欢用费力轻球拍) 55. It was just a little white lie, so it wasn’t hurting somebody. (只是撒个小谎，并没有伤害任何人) 56. There’s only so much fortune a man really needs. （钱只要够用就好了） 57. Mama: Death is just the part of life. Something we're all destined to do. I didn’t know it. But I was destined to be your Mama. I did the best I could. I have believed you make your own destiny. You have to do the best with what God gave you.” Gump: What’s my destiny, mom? Mama: You’re gonna have to figure it out for yourself. 58. I'm not a smart man ,but I know what is love. (我是不聪明，但我知道什么是爱情) 59. 1st Reporter: Why are you running? 2nd Reporter: Are you doing this for world peace? 3rd Reporter: Are you doing this for women's right? Newsman: Or for the environment? Reporter: Or for animals? 3rd Reporter: Or for nuclear arms? Forrest: They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no particular reason. 2nd Reporter: Why are you doing this? Forrest: I just felt like running. 60. Whoa, man! You just ran through a big pile of dog shit! Gump: It happens. 于是最伟大的广告词之一诞生了： Shit happens!(不好的事情发生了) 61. I hopes everything works out for you! 62. I was messed up for a long time.(这些年我一塌糊涂) 63. Jenny: Forrest, were you scared in Vietnam ? Forrest: Yes .Well, I don't know. Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out. And then it was nice. It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on the bayou. There was always a million sparkles on the water...like the mountain lake. It was so clear, Jenny. It looked like there were two skies one on top of the other. And then in the desert, when the sun comes up.I couldn't tell where heaven stopped and the earth began. It was so beautiful. Jenny: I wish I could've been there with you. Forrest: You were. 64. If there is anything you need I will not be far away. 65. You have got to put the past behind you before you can move on. (放下包袱，才能继续前进)
找一部国外的搞笑电影有点战争的 中间有段一群人守在一个屋子里枪战玻璃砸的特有喜感叫什么名字
笑破铁幕外文名称 Top Secret![1]：Jim Abrahams \\\/ 大巍ぴ David Zucker：Jim Abrahams大卫·扎克 David ZuckerJerry Zucker类动作 \\\/ 喜剧更多中文片名：乌龙大机 \\\/ 乌龙大秘密剧情梗概 剧情描述一名扬名美国的摇滚乐歌手尼克瑞应邀前往德国表演，邂逅科学家佛莱曼的女儿希拉莉。
在得知佛莱曼被囚在监狱制造一种致命武器后，决意帮助她劫狱救父，因此无意中被卷入了一宗间谍案。
求电影经典台词
周星驰经典台词除暴安良是我们做市民的责任，而行善积德也是我本身的兴趣，所以扶老太太过马路我每星期都做一次，星期天和公众假期也有做三四次的小强
小强你怎么了小强
小强，你不能死啊
我跟你相依为命，同甘共苦了这么多年，一直把你当亲生骨肉一样教你养你，想不到今天，白发人送黑发人
我是说我的这个方法，是古代神医华佗所用的分心可爱的家乡。
古代有关云长全神贯注下象棋刮骨疗毒，今日有我007聚精会神看A片挖骨取弹头，开始－－
