求克莱默夫妇经典台词 几句经典的、、、、
Ted Kramer: How much courage does it take to walk out on your kid? Ted Kramer: Margaret, I just need to know something. Did you put Joanna up to this? Margaret Phelps: No, I did not put Joanna up to this. Ted Kramer: Give her a little pep talk, maybe? Margaret Phelps: Joanna is a very unhappy woman and it took a lot of courage to walk out this door. Billy Kramer: When's mommy coming back? Ted Kramer: I dont know, Billy. Soon. Billy Kramer: How soon? Ted Kramer: Soon. Billy Kramer: Will she pick me up after school? Ted Kramer: Probably. And if she doesn't I will. Billy Kramer: What if you forget? Ted Kramer: I won't forget. Billy Kramer: What if you get run over by a truck and get killed? Ted Kramer: Then Mommy will pick you up. Billy Kramer, Phyllis Bernard: Hi. Billy Kramer: What's your name? Phyllis Bernard: I'm Phyllis Bernard. Billy Kramer: Who? Phyllis Bernard: I'm a friend... uh, business associate of your father's... dad. Ted Kramer: [In the bedroom] Oh, Jesus. Billy Kramer: Do you like fried chicken? Phyllis Bernard: Fried chicken? Very much. Billy Kramer: So do I. Phyllis Bernard: Uhm... well, it's really... It's been nice seeing you and... Billy Kramer: Bye. Phyllis Bernard: Bye [Comes back to the bedroom] Phyllis Bernard: Kramer, I just met your son. [Ted is having lunch with his boss] Ted Kramer: So the other morning, I'm at the refrigerator... you know, getting Billy ready for school. So I'm just in my underwear and he notices I've lost weight. And he comes in and pats me. He comes up to here 2a [touches his stomach] fdc Ted Kramer: , and he says Daddy, you've really lost a lot of weight, he looks up at me and he says And it's all gone to your nose. [laughs] Ted Kramer: He was so cute. You know? [Joanna is leaving Ted] Ted Kramer: Come on now, what about Billy? Joanna Kramer: I'm not taking him with me. I'm no good for him. I'm terrible with him. I have no patience. He's better off without me. Ted Kramer: Joanna, please. Joanna Kramer: And I don't love you anymore. Ted Kramer: Where are you going? Joanna Kramer: I don't know. [Ted and Billy are having dinner] Ted Kramer: How was school today? Billy Kramer: Same as usual. Ted Kramer: Hey, I see the Knicks finally won a game, what do you know? Billy Kramer: I don't care. Ted Kramer: What do you mean? Billy Kramer: I like Boston. Ted Kramer: Boston? Why do you like Boston? Billy Kramer: 'Cause Mommy's from Boston. Billy Kramer: Who's gonna read me my bedtime stories? Ted Kramer: Mommy will. Billy Kramer: You're not gonna kiss me good night anymore, are you, Dad? Ted Kramer: No, I won't be able to do that. But, you know, I get to visit. It's gonna be ok, really. Billy Kramer: [crying] If I don't like it, can I come home? Ted Kramer: What do you mean if you don't like it? You're gonna have a great time with Mommy. Really. She loves you so much. Billy Kramer: Dad? Don't forget, once, if you can just call me up, okay? Ted Kramer: We're gonna be okay. Come on, let's go get some ice cream. [Joanna is crying] Ted Kramer: Hi, what's up? Tell me. What? What's the matter? Joanna Kramer: I woke up this morning, kept thinking about Billy and I was thinking about him waking up in his room with his little clouds all around that I painted and I thought I should have painted clouds downtown because then he would think that he was waking up at home. I came here to take my son home. And I realized he already is home. Ted Kramer: [while Billy brings ice cream to the table] You go right back and put that right back until you finish your dinner... I'm warning you, you take one bite out of that and you are in big trouble. Don't... Hey! Don't you dare... Don't you DARE do that. You hear me? Hold it right there! You put that ice cream in your mouth and you are in very, very, VERY big trouble. Don't you dare go anywhere beyond that... Put it down right now. I am not going to say it again. I am NOT going to say it AGAIN. [Billy eats ice cream] Billy Kramer: 27 [Ted picks him up] c34 Ow! You're hurting me! Ted Kramer: OW! Don't you kick me! Billy Kramer: I hate you! Ted Kramer: You're no bargain either, pal! You are a spoiled, rotten little brat and I'll tell you right now... Billy Kramer: I hate you! Ted Kramer: And I hate you back, you little shit! Billy Kramer: I want my mommy! Ted Kramer: I'm all you got. 泰德：怎么了，告诉我发生了什么事?乔安娜：我早上起来...（哽咽，很艰难的）一直在想比利（孩子）...，我在想他早上在房间里醒来，会看见房间里我画的那些云。
——我应该在家里画一些云，因为..他就会觉得是在自己家里醒来（乔安娜在原来的家里也画了云）。
（她舒一口气调整情绪，继续说）我来这儿接孩子回家，但是突然发现这里才是他的家。
（凝视泰德，深情，一字一句的）我非常爱他
泰德拥抱住妻子，深深的，乔安娜在他肩头继续说：但是我不带走他了。
夫妻共患难共富贵经典语录
是啊,从古到今同甘共苦都是个问题.其实有很多夫妻是可以一起共苦的,却未必都能同甘.其实这样不都是谁不爱谁了.而是淡薄了彼此的信任.要想能共患难又能同富贵其实并不难,难的是有些人看不明白.这就是所谓的当局者迷.其实夫妻只要共同拥有一份对彼此的责任,对婚姻的责任,就不会出现不能同富贵的问题了.他们本身的问题就出在彼此少了分信任.少了份责任.有可能是老婆只顾购物,打扮等对丈夫少了些体贴或许是丈夫忙于外面的事业等等的行为,让妻子心有不满. 如果夫妻能多沟通彼此多点责任一般是不会出现那样的情况的,其实结婚越久的夫妻越是需要沟通,而多数男人却是一味的认为,老夫老妻的,不需要那么多的沟通.自然少了沟通就会矛盾百出.夫妻是可以共患难的，因为你们都彼此爱着对方，是不回抛弃对方不管的，都希望他（她）能够得到幸福，但是在他（她）心中所谓的幸福就是你快乐、没有忧愁，所以当他（她）得到幸福的时候就是你们共享幸福了。
没有钱的时候你们做的最多的事就是互相培养彼此的爱，这就是共患难。
当有钱的时候，人们的生活就会变的多姿多彩，他（她）为了让你更快乐，会让你去寻找原来渴望又没有机会得到的快乐，当然你们之间的沟通就少了很多，你会觉得他（她）变了，但是对你的爱并没有改变，你要是好好的想想，你们之间需要的是理解与信任，而不是猜疑。
劝夫妻和好的经典语句
容：以后会对你千倍万倍好的
容：不想我吗
贤：不想
我想我的围巾了
容：我想你了
容：不要用笑眼看着我说话
因为心会咚咚的跳
（去釜山的火车上）贤：我们要一起死才行
容：在泰国收到了对我们满满的祝福
容：以后会成为更好的老公的
详见这里
夫妻共患难共富贵经典语录
ask us the sex question again. jane smith: [whispers] john. john smith: [softly with his fingers out for ten] ten.问问我们关于性的问题......十分......chicken shit! jane smith: pussy!布拉德：胆小鬼
：娘们儿
i guess that‘s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.：在结束的时候，你会想到开始。
your aim‘s as bad as your cooking sweetheart布拉德：你的射击技术就跟你的厨艺一样烂，宝贝。
no, thanks, i don‘t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars.算了吧，没有五十万美元我不会起床的。
hiya, stranger. jane smith: hiya back.：陌生人你好。
布拉德：你也一样。
维尼夫妇的经典台词
1、累的时候就给我打电话吧
2、V：尼坤你到底带了什么
N：带了心和力气 V：mo~ 你是来干农活的么
3、我是VICTORIA 的傻瓜NICHKHUN4、哭也可以的5、真心的吗
是真心的吧
（一直在确认真心中）6、不要无视我7、咚咚~~8、我什么都有了，有车也有房，Victoria也有了9、昂对（不行）尼坤那张恶魔的脸对着想要偷他们爱的锁的怒吼10、我们是Khuntoria11、BOBO~ 给我发短信，BOBO就发1，不BOBO就发212、真不愧是我的Victoria
经典 男女对白
男：对不我一直瞒着你别的人在一起。
女： 去了 男：你不恨我么
女：你走了以后，我才明白很多人和事，其实没有忘记不了的，只看你自己想不想忘记 （这句对白的风格有点王家卫的影子） 男：你是不是发生了什么事
女：发生了很多事，但最重要的，是我知道了自己是一个什么样的人，风。
。
。
我好想你啊 男：我也是 女：我知道以前对你很差，但是我不想的，我是一个不懂得去爱的人，或者是因为。
。
。
从来都没有人爱过我，我整天对你发脾气。
。
。
我是想你了解我啊，我有很多话想对你说。
。
。
但是我见到你。
。
。
我不知道我该怎么说 （在后背情人之前，风其实一直都对蚊百依百顺，蚊居然讲出呢句，如果你是风，你会点林
） 男:你慢慢说，只要你说，我都想听 （我以为一个男人肯去听，想知道一个女人的心声，多少是有d中意距噶，至于最后风居然话timing唔岩，我觉得一方面是受到阿敏结婚的打击，一方面是因为阿蚊噶整段对话非但无打动阿风，反而因为一d错误噶内容点使阿风更加觉得距地一齐是一个错误） ... 女：我不是想查你电话，但是这个买衣服唱K一样，是我的嗜好，我希望你身边的女人。
。
。
全部都是“肥婆”“猪排”和“师奶”。
我来月经时，真的可以为所欲为，可以乱发脾气，一个月你只是忍受我几天，我发脾气的时候，叫你不要来找我，永远都是假的，你一定要回来找我呀，我发脾气跟你说的话，千万不要当真呀，我说不好就是好，我说不要就是要，我说不想就是想呀，你明白吗
我平常在街上走了，你一定要把我追回来，我不想在玻璃窗或倒后镜里。
。
看到你有没有跟在后面呀，我整天说要减肥，其实我想听到你跟我说：“你一点都不胖，我喜欢就行了。
”我没有安全感，是因为我太爱你，我不可以没有你啊，阿风啊，不要扔下我。
（然而可惜的是，站在阿风的角度看，根本唔认为是甘，至少依据剧情上描述可以断定阿风并唔会好enjoy果种甘“奴隶”噶生活） 男：可有人告诉过你，爱一个人要讲时机，我和你在错误的时机在一起，是合不来的，你值得有个人来更加的爱你，其实见到你现在这样子，我反而更加开心，因为你变了，你将来会找到一个。
。
。
你很爱他，他也很爱你的人。
。
（我和你在错误的时机在一起：因为阿风呢个时候心里面放唔低噶是阿敏） 女：风啊 男：但是我没有这么幸运，我不是那个人 女：风。
。
。
不要啊 男：真正爱一个，是要给对方自由，而不是要完全的占有对方，是一个朋友刚刚教我的，你我都应该给对方更多得自由，因为我们都爱对方，傻妹子，别哭了，我们是不会分开的，因为我们是好朋友，是永远都不会分开的 女：依偎在男身边哭泣。
。
。
男：...
