速求一份在餐厅服务员和顾客的幽默对话 要点菜 要英文版的
1 肯得基服务员与顾客的暴笑对话~（超级幽默） 我：“欢迎光临” 顾客：“给我一个深海鲨鱼堡的那个套餐” 我：“厄……先生，不好意思，没有鲨鱼堡，深海鳕鱼堡可以吗
” 顾客：“啊……没有啦，那就来那个鳕鱼堡吧”（心里还很不情愿） 我：“.……”（靠，你怎么不要鲸鱼堡呢） 2 我：“欢迎光临” 顾客：“请问大包的劲爆鸡米花有多大
” 我：“这么大”（给她指了指） 顾客：“中的呢
” 我：“这么大”（我又指了指） 顾客：“那好吧，给我来个土豆泥” 我：……（别拦着我，让我下去抽她） 3 我：“欢迎光临” 顾客：“给我来份中杯的小可乐和一个不辣的香辣鸡腿堡” 我：……(最后我给她拿了杯中可乐和一个劲脆鸡腿堡，妈的，懒得跟精神分裂的人废话) 1Attendants will have to base the dialogue with customers暴笑~ (super humor)Customer: I want a cup of juice and a nine-zhen Bao rape large popcorn chickenMe: WelcomeCustomer: Give me a deep-sea sharks that Fort packagesMe: Eritrea ... ... Sir, I beg your pardon, there is no shark fort, Fort deep-sea cod can you?Customer: ah ... ... not you, then to Fort cod that it (was also very reluctantly)I:. ... ... (On, how can you not do whale fort)2Me: WelcomeCustomer: Will the major package of Madden How much popcorn chicken?Me: so much (pointing to her)Customer: in it?Me: so much (I pointed)Customer: Well, give me mashed potatoes to aI: ... ... (not stopping me, let me go on pumping her!!!)3Me: WelcomeCustomer: Give me a small cup of Coke in a hot and spicy chicken fortI: ... ... (Finally, I took her cup cola and crisp chicken legs一个劲fort, mother, and not bother people with schizophrenia nonsense)
求各种餐厅英语口语情景对话。
餐厅点餐英语口语情景对话大家好，我是豆子。
许多朋友都问在国外的餐厅怎么样点餐，我今天准备了小对话跟大家分享一些基本词汇和短语帮助你可以顺利的点餐买单，希望对大家有所帮助。
我们下面的对话是从两个朋友的聊天开始的Hieveryone!Thisis豆子。
Alotofmyfriendsaretryingtofigureouthowtoorderfoodanddrinkintherestaurantinforeigncountries.Today,IwouldliketosharesomewordsandphrasesaboutorderingfoodanddrinkinEnglish.Thefollowingconversationsstartwithtwofriends'chat.Veronica:Iamalittlebithungryrightnow,let’sgetsomethingtoeat!我有点饿了，咱们去吃点东西吧!Luna:Metoo.Youknowmesowell!Isthereanygoodrestaurantnearbythatwecangetsomethingtoeat?我也饿了，你咋这么了解我呢!附近有什么好吃的餐厅么?Veronica:Iamnotfamiliarwiththisarea,letmecheckmyphonetoseetheapp.Maybesomerecommendationsthere.不太熟这片地儿，我看看手机上的软件，没准有推荐Luna:Ok.好的Veronica:ThereisaSteakHousenearby,doyouwanttotryit?有个牛排餐厅，想去么?Luna:Yes!Let’sgo!可以。
输入两人来到牛排餐厅V：Hi,wewouldliketogetatablefortwo.Thanks.你好，我们要个两人桌Waiter：Sure,thiswayplease.好的，这边请W：Hi,myn
英语两人搞笑对话短文，带翻译
I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir! I wasn't asleep, the man answered. Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed. I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car. 我没有 当一群妇女上车，车上的座位全都被占满了。
售票意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒
” “我没有睡着。
”那个男人回答。
“没睡着
可是你眼睛都闭上了呀
” “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。
”The poor husbandYou can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.可怜的丈夫“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。
”Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father? The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, Obviously he was painting the pictures. 父亲在哪儿
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀
” “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。
那爸爸去哪儿了呢
” 哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。
”Does the dog know the proverb, too? The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. It's all right, said a gentleman, don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite? Ah, yes, answered the little boy. I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too? 狗也知道这个谚语吗
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。
’” “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗
” 一 Can we have our teacher back
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, When can we have our teacher back? 能让我们的老师回去吗
有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。
一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。
五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢
” 二 Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down. 谁更有礼貌
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。
瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。
但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。
三 Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. 昂贵的代价 牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母亲：二十五美元
可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀
牙科医生：是的。
但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了
编一个发生在餐馆的英语对话,有没有什么比较搞笑的情节
经典对话一： 男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗
） 女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。
)经典对话二： 男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗
） 女：Why? Don’t you already have one? （为什么
你不是已经有一个了吗
）经典对话三： 男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。
我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。
） 女：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。
我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。
）经典对话四： 男：Is this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧
） 女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。
）经典对话五： 男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你
） 女：Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.（是的。
这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。
）经典对话六： 男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗
） 女：Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。
这个周末我头疼。
）经典对话七： 男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。
） 女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗
你是说你要离开
）
餐厅五人英语点餐幽默对话
有一对好朋友，一个叫阿呆，一个叫小瓜。
有一天，他们骑车去吃饭。
吃完饭回来看见友人偷他们的车，小瓜大叫：“阿呆，有人偷我们的车。
” 阿呆说：“怕什么，我已经记住车牌号码了
”
求一段在饭店点菜英语对话
A: Can I take your order now? 现在可以请您点菜了吗
B: What’s today’s special?今天的特色菜是什么
A: Here’s the menu for specialty, sir. 这是特色菜菜单，先生。
B: Thank you. 谢谢。
A: Welcome to our restaurant. What kind of dishes would you like? 欢迎您来我们饭店。
您喜欢什么样的菜肴
B: I like West Lake Fish in Sweet Sour Source and Dongpo Pork. 我喜欢西湖醋鱼和东坡肉。
A: Anything else?还要些其他的东西么
B: No, thank you. 不用了， 谢谢。
A: Could I have the check, please? 我要结账。
B: Here's the check. 这是账单。
A: Can I pay for the bill by credit card? 我可以用信用卡付账吗
B: Yes, of course. Here's your receipt. 当然可以。
这是您的收据。
在饭店，英语三人简短对话
A: What can I do for you, sir? 先生，您要来点什么
B: What have you got this morning? 今天早上你们这儿有什么
A: Fruit juice, cakes and refreshments, and everything. 水果汁、糕点、各种茶点等等，应有尽有。
B: I’d like to have a glass of tomato juice, please. 请给我来一杯。
A: Any cereal, sir? 要来点谷类食品吗，先生
B: Yes, a dish of cream of wheat. 好的，来一份麦片粥。
A: And eggs? 还要来点鸡蛋什么的吗
B: Year, bacon and eggs with buttered toast. I like my bacon very crisp. 要，再来一份熏猪肉和鸡蛋，我喜欢熏猪肉松脆一点。
A: How do you want your eggs? 您喜欢鸡蛋怎么做
B: Fried, please. 煎的。
A: Anything more, sir? 还要什么别的东西吗，先生
B: No, that’s enough. Thank you. 不要了，足够了。
谢谢。
Dialogue 2 (A couple waiting to be seated in a crowded restaurant) （一对夫妇在拥挤的餐厅外等待就座） A: Do you have a reservation, sir? 请问您订位了吗
先生，太太
B: No, I am afraid we don’t. 没有。
A: I’m sorry. The restaurant is full now. You have to wait for about half an hour. Would you care to have a drink at the lounge until a table is available? 很抱歉，餐厅已经满座了。
约要等30分钟才会有空桌。
你们介意在休息室喝点东西直至有空桌吗
B: No，thanks. We’ll come back later. May I reserve a table for two? 不用了，谢谢。
我们等一会儿再来。
请替我们预定一张二人桌，可以吗
A: Yes, of course. May I have your name, sir? 当然可以。
请问先生贵姓
B: Bruce. By the way. Can we have a table by the window? 。
顺便，我们可以要一张靠近窗口的桌子吗
A: We’ll try to arrange it but I can’t guarantee, sir. 我们会尽量安排，但不能保证，先生。
B: That’s fine. 我们明白了。
(Half an hour later, the couple comes back.) 半小时后，夫妇回来了。
A: Your table is ready, sir. Please step this way. 你们的桌子已经准备好了，先生，太太。
请往这边走。
Dialogue 3 A: Waiter, a table for two, please. 服务生，请给我一张两人的桌子。
B: Yes, this way please. 好的，请跟我来。
A: Can we see the menu, please
能让我们看一看菜单吗
B: Here you are. 给您。
A: What’s good today? 今天有什么好吃的
B: I recommand crispy and fried duck. 我推荐香酥鸭。
A: We don’t want that. Well, perhaps we’ll begin with mushroom soup, and follow by some seafood and chips. 我们不想吃香酥鸭。
或许我们可以先吃蘑菇汤，然后再要点海鲜和土豆片。
B: Do you want any dessert? 要甜品吗
C: No dessert, thanks. Just coffee. 不，谢谢。
咖啡就行了。
(After a few minutes.) 过了一会儿。
A: I can have the check, please. 结帐。
C: George. Let’s split this. ，我们各自付帐吧。
A: No, it’s my treat tonight. 不，今天我请客。
B: Cash or charge, sir? 现金还是记帐
A: Charge, please. Put it on my American Express. 记帐。
请记入我的“信用卡”帐号。
求一篇餐厅中处理顾客投诉的情景对话英语
客人:Hey, waiter, come here. 嘿，服务员，过来。
服务员:What is the matter,sir? 怎么了，先生
客人:I have a complaint. Please ask your manager here. 我要投诉，找你们经理来。
服务员:Sir, is there anything unsatisfying? 先生，有什么地方不满意吗
客人:Look at the soup, there is a fly floating over it. 看这汤，上面漂着一只苍蝇。
服务员:That is impossible, I have checked it carefully. 不可能啊，我仔细检查过了呀。
客人:Anyway, I want to see your manager. 不管怎样，我要见你们经理。
服务员:OK, I go to find our manager. 好，我去找经理。
客人:I need you give me a reasonable explanation. 我需要你们给我个合理的解释。
服务员:We will, please wait a moment. 会的，请稍等。
急求一篇5分钟左右的四人英语情景对话（有翻译），要很幽默的，在对话当中要能有很多搞笑的动作。
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫
Diner:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!Waiter:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!服务员给顾客拿来了，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗
”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的上
”“什么
”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上
”Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumboverthemeat.Areyoucrazy?yelledthecustomerwithyourhandonmysteak?WhatanswersthewaiterYouwantittofallontheflooragain?服务员：茶或咖啡
先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的
服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子
Waiter:Teaorcoffeegentlemen?I'llhavetea.2ndcustomer:Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!(Waiterexitsreturns)Waiter:Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?顾客：服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么
看起来象是在，Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...顾客：汤里有只苍蝇
服务员：别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Don'tworrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你里。
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Nosirthat'sacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇
别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇
我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!服务员，汤里有只苍蝇
对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup!SorrysirmaybeI'veforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!Yessirit'sthehotwaterthatkillsthem.
