相声《吹牛皮》的台词
我们自己深有这个体会，吹害国家，二害集体，三害赵：没什么马：没有什么好处，现在还有人在继续吹牛赵：现在还有
马：有人吹牛啊，你说你有这么大能耐，去年那地震你怎么不给吹下去赵：嗨嗨马：他吹不下去赵：对对对对马：纯属吹牛赵：那他为什么要吹啊
马：不过就是为是表现他自己什么
智若斗啊，自己高人一头啊赵：对马：不外乎就是这样赵：现在这样的人还有吗马：有。
个别的。
赵：哪有啊
马：现在您不就是这其中的一个吗。
赵：嗨。
不行不行马：啊赵：要讲吹牛啊。
我可没经验。
马：你。
谦虚什么。
过去就说了，你是吹牛的新秀嘛。
对不对啊赵：又来劲什么的
不行不行马：啊
赵：那我又比不了您这吹坛老将啊，哈。
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马：哈。
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我吹坛老将。
谁不知道你是新出于吹胜于吹啊。
赵：那你是老将吹马，一个吹两啊马：你是长江后吹吹前吹啊赵：没完了你马：吹得好啊赵：要真讲吹牛啊。
你差远了。
马：本来面目露出来了吧。
啊。
能吹（举起拇指）赵：告诉你，我有十几年吹牛历史了。
马：哎哟。
愿不得呢赵：诶。
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马：吹十几年哪赵：诶。
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马：我才吹二十多年。
哈。
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赵：他比我还长呢。
马：怎么了赵：我跟你说吧赵：我们家是吹牛世家。
怎么样马：我们家开吹牛之先河，怎么样赵：那我们家是吹牛专业户。
哈哈，吹啊马：我们家是吹牛的，吹牛的合资工司。
赵：吹牛还有合资工司啊马：三年免税，吹吧，哈哈。
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赵：告诉你
求高人，我们今天上表演课，表演吹牛皮，谁能写一段帮帮我
我出生在一个贫苦的家庭，爸爸每天都很无聊，只能数钱，妈妈也是，只能扫钱。
我的家住在山上买东西很不方便。
f开奔驰也要5个小时，虽然家里有直升机，但下去总找不到停车车。
因为住在山上很冷，没有暖炉，只能陪爸妈烧钱取暖。
家里没有棉被，只能盖钱来睡觉（我觉得英镑比较舒服）。
有一次，小偷打开我家的保险箱，给金币压死了。
好可怜。
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我长大要搞200只会吃钱的怪兽，把家里的钱吃光，为小偷报仇
吹牛皮的词
一对蝈蝈吹牛皮（快板词）2008-03-01 16:27 闲着没事上街西，碰见两只蝈蝈吹牛皮。
大蝈蝈说：“我在西山吃了只鹅。
”二蝈蝈说：“我在北山吃了只鸡。
”大蝈蝈说：“我在东山吃了只狗。
”二蝈蝈说：“我在西山吃了头驴。
”大蝈蝈说：“我在关外吃了只虎。
”二蝈蝈说：“我在关内吃了头狮。
”他们两个吹得正起劲，打来了只大公鸡，伸伸腿，抖抖须，“得儿”一声，两只蝈蝈喂了鸡
你猜为啥吃它俩，谁叫它俩吹牛皮。
斗鱼妖精少女组合在吹牛啤听的那首英文歌叫什么?
Turn it up Turn it up turn it upBaby its over we both know lets go forwardI love you but in a different way I love you foreverNow that we've come to the end of a story-y and I know that it's gonna be hard for meMight hurt some not too much but I gotta let it waitAs the world turns around and we go different placesnew things new dreams new facesWanna shake up when we break up but we keep our memories'coz I know you can't stay so I won't be waiting anticipating for the fallWe had our time baby so I won't be waiting anticipating for the callTurn it up turn it up for the people that saywe're moving on and we'll be okayTurn it up turn it up for the people that saywe're moving on and we'll be okayBaby it's better and I want you to be happySometimes people find that it's so hard just to say goodbyeThen easy the more and the more you trySo there'll be cheating better saving but not me and my boyWe understand that we're friends and it just ain't working no point in theconstant fightingSo when we go nuts for a minute and admit that we're just not in itI know you can't stay so I won't be waiting anticipating for the fallWe had our time baby so I won't be waiting anticipating for the callTurn it up turn it up for the people that saywe're moving on and we'll be okayTurn it up turn it up for the people that saywe're moving on and we'll be okayTurn it up turn it up for the people that saywe're moving on and we'll be okayTurn it up turn it up for the people that saywe're moving on and we'll be okayI might lose my mind for a while but I'll be fine （fiiiine）Have you heard there's this thing that heals and it's called time （tiiiime）Clock can tick away happy will fall in placeI know my heart will break a new me will fill this spaceI know you can't stay so I won't be waiting anticipating for the fallWe had our time baby so I won't be waiting anticipating for the callTurn it up turn it up for the people that saywe're moving on and we'll be okayTurn it up turn it up for the people that saywe're moving on and we'll be okayTurn it up turn it up for the people that saywe're moving on and we'll be okayTurn it up turn it up for the people that saywe're moving on and we'll be okayTurn it up turn it up for the people that saywe're moving on and we'll be okayTurn it up turn it up for the people that saywe're moving on and we'll be okay
蝈蝈与蛐蛐吹牛皮 歌词
我是哥哥我是弟弟，南山坡守着那块青草吃肚皮就吹牛皮蝈蝈儿对着蛐蛐儿笑迷迷：“老弟啊，嘿嘿，听我说你可别着急，天下的动物大小我全管，叫谁向东它不敢朝西。
”蛐蛐儿对着蝈蝈儿笑嘻嘻：“老哥啊，嘿嘿，听我说你可别生气，天下的动物生杀我来定，不论是恐龙还是鲸鱼，我给它们立规矩，它们尊我为皇帝。
”蝈蝈越吹越得意，蛐蛐越侃越入迷，没想到走来一只大公鸡，一口一个，一口一个，把小哥俩全都吃下去。
