台词是“你…你…你…劫财还劫色”的电影叫什么?
天下无贼。
求采纳。
医馆笑传台词中女侠不劫财一定是劫色了是哪一集
14 15集
张牧之的经典台词
这是很多段子里，郭德纲都在用的一个包袱，其实这是一个真事儿，发生在老常先生，常连安身上。
常连安是小蘑菇常宝堃的父亲，常贵田的爷爷，早年毕业于富连成科班，是连字科的学院，和马连良一科，后来“倒仓”的时候把嗓子弄坏了，没法唱戏了，就带着妻儿在张家口变戏法说相声，后来在天津创立启明茶社，成为了天津相声演员乃至全国相声演员最重要最大的演出平台和阵地，常先生很有生意头脑也很会管理，这个真事儿就发生在他身上。
常先生在海河边拉屎，拉完涮手，偶有倒卖金丝楠的团伙，所以小捞了一笔
别人和我开玩笑说我是想劫财还是想劫色我该怎么回答
对于攀登者来说，失掉往昔的足迹并不可惜，迷失了继续前时的方向却很危险。
劫财?不,劫色广播剧里的片尾曲英文歌叫什么
All My Friends Say - CimorelliHeyOh woahOh woahOh woahMaybe I should've knownMaybe I should listenThey say he'll never changeHe said with me it's differentI tell myselfHe has a good heartHe means wellAnd I swear he's trying so hardBut the number of times he's let me downI can't count that highAll my friends say he's lameYou could do so much better than himAll my friends say he liesLast week he made you cryAnd all his friends sayShe's crazyEmotional and unstableAll my friends say just walk awayHeyOh woahOh woahOh woahHe always says he's brokeThen buys new video gamesWhenever we go outHe always asks me to payI'm getting tired of his stupid excusesAll his whining and his mood swingsBut the number of times he's made me smileI can't count that highAll my friends say he's lameYou could do so much better than himAll my friends say he liesLast week he made you cryAnd all his friends say she's crazyEmotional and unstableAll my friends sayJust walk away heyOh woahOh woahOh woahOh woahOh woahOh woahAll my friends sayYou should leave him leave him nowAnd all my friends sayHe's no good for youBut somehow I don't careAll my friends say he's lameYou could do so much better than himAll my friends say he liesLast week he made you cryAnd all his friends say she's crazyEmotional and unstableAll my friends sayJust walk awayAll my friends say he's lameYou could do so much better than himAll my friends say he liesLast week he made you cryAnd all his friends say she's crazyEmotional and unstableAll my friends sayJust walk awayHey
人家问你还怕我半路遇到劫财劫色的啊,我该怎么回答她?
冷静 你告诉他说我给你钱只要放我走
当别人说打劫劫色不劫财时应该怎么回答能一直聊下去，还比较撩呢
当别人对你说戒色不劫财时你可以幽默的回答，老娘已经等很久了，终于遇到个识货的家伙，那我一定会好好宠信你的。
幽默段子：大哥你是劫财还是劫色啊，我真的没钱
一女夜间走在小道上，突然窜出了一个人：别动，抢劫。
：大哥，你是劫钱还是劫色啊
哼哼，你说呢
：大哥，我没钱，你就劫色吧
劫匪走上前仔细一瞧大叫一声：卧槽，你他妈想的到美，你不要过来，我手里有刀啊。
