求英语搞笑段子（ 笑话、脱口秀 、独白 ）越多越好 拜托了
What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. “Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure. I’ve come to install the phone.”不够自己直接查百度那里很多
求一篇英语脱口秀段子 短的 带翻译 跪求 给分
Every mountain has a peak. Every valley has its low point. Life has its upsand downs, its peaks and its valleys. No one is up all the time, nor arethey down all the time. Problems do end. They are all resolved in time.每一座山都有巅峰，每一个峡谷都有谷底。
人生也有跌宕起伏，有高潮有低谷。
没有人有人一生都平步青云，也没有人有人一生都时乖命蹇。
难题总有了结的一天。
随着时间的推移，一切难题都会迎刃而解。
求一些搞笑的英文小段子
I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue Are we poisonous? the young snake asked his mother. Yes,dear, she replied. Why do you ask? Because I`ve just bitten my tongue! 我刚咬了自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗
”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么
” “因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头
”
内涵段子tv里一个讲英文的胖子的脱口秀，段子挺黄的，是什么节目来的。
下载一个app叫英语趣配音，里面有很多很好的英文段子，可以模仿，训练口语。
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