求一个搞笑小品，6人表演，要求台词带有简单英语。
话剧可以不
6人英语话剧小剧本-小红帽Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum： Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood： Wow
Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye． 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in. Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy
I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand. Wolf：I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh
No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood\\\/Grandma：Thank you． Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线) Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma： I'll thread it. Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： (应声倒下) Hunter： The bad wolf is dead． Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you． Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
三人英语小品剧本
Section1:Now,ladiesandgentlemen,weareinAfrica.Andjustimaginethatyouareananimallikealion,giraffe,arabbitorsomething.WethreearepenguinsfromNewYorkcityandwecameheretotravelthreeyearsago.Andnowweareleaving.Melmen,andMartyandGloria.Marty:Wearegonnamissyoumylittlefriends.Youguyshadbeenagreatcrowd.Gladwecanintroduceyoutothetoilet.IfyouevercometolookatCentralManhattan,feelfreetocallfirst.Seriouslyno,call.OK?Gloria:Oh,baby,I’mgonnamissyousomuch.Youbothwillmissmetoo,right?ButIdon’twanttoleave,I’mgonnacry.Melmen:Everybodyinquickly.Getintheplane.Getin.Getinquick.Wemustleavehere.It’ssohorrible,Idon’twanttostayhereanyminute!Getinquick,orI’llleaveyouhere!MartyandGloriashouting:No!Oh,wait!Section2:Weareintheplane,whichwemadebyourselvesduringthesetheremonths.I’mthecaptain.Melmen,Marty,Gloria:Struts.Checked.Fillets.Checked.Engine.Checked.Coffeemate.Checked.Melmen:goodbyeandneverseeyouagain!Melmen:Thisisyourcaptainspeaking.Intheeventofawateremergency,placethevestoveryourhea
3人搞笑英语小品，急要原创，网上的我都看过了，没新意
The playbook is about conflict among Vikings.Characters in Order of Appearance:Narrator, Chieftain, Attendant, Young GirlACT 1.Narrator: This play is “battle and peace”, a story about Viking who are greedy and play hard. This will show you the dark side of humanity. And it will show you the essence of humanity. The Viking age began about 1200 years ago in the 8th century. They raid lands, stole treasure and took people as slaves. So it is no wander that it is a special period full of conquest and surrender, plunder and bondage, rapacity and hatred. And battle always appear accompanied with peace. This is a horrible night with storm and thunder. It is very dangerous for sailing in this condition. There are two ships in on the sea. One is huge, another one is tiny. A few minutes, ahuge wave coming, it the tiny ship and it is about to sink.Viking 1.(V1): Help Help!Viking 2.(V2): Oh, that ship will sink sailor, go down and help her!Sailor: Ye.,( he is going down to help her!)V1: Thank you a million.(VI said gratefully)Sailor and V2: Don’t mention it. It is our responsibility.ACT 2 Narrator: When V1 falls in a swoon, V2 finds a map about some treasure from her. He reads the map when she was in a faint. When she wakes up, he begins to ask her something.V2: Why are you here?(very interestedly)V1: I,…..just ….want to…want to hunt for something.( she is tongue-shy)V1: Just something I have lost.(she thinks: maybe he can help me to get there. Can I tell him the truth? She is very indecisive)V2: Oh, you know I have vessel, I can help you.V1: Oh, thank you a million. You must be ORDIN. I know something, I can tell you.( she is very athrill)V2: Really?V1: Of course. (Then, V1 tell something to V2, he looks like know something)ACT 3 Narrator: After that, they sail to England. Then come to a raid a rich family. They hold the swords on their hands.Young Girl(Y): Who are you? What are you doing here? (she is very afraid.)V1: Give us your treasure.Y: What? V2: Hurry up!Y: We don’t have any treasures.V1&V2: Don’t deceive us!(the Viking turn over the things everywhere)Y: Whaaaaaaaaa….What are you doing? Stop! Please stop doing that!(The Viking still turn over the things. They become to crazy)Y: Mum! Dad! Someone is robbing our treasure. Mum! Dad! Come on please! (the young girl is crying now) Narrator: The young girl’s mum and dad are coming now, but one of the Viking killed them quickly.Y: Oh, no! mummmmmmmmm…..dadddddddddddd. You bad robber wuuuuu….(the girl cried loudly) V1: Shut up! Y: you, you, you….(the girl fall in a swoon) Narrator: Suddenly the girl wakes up but she hurt very terrible.V1: Now, fetch the treasure for us, or die. Narrator: Then the poor girl was reluctantly to do this because she cannot do anything.A few minutes later, the girl takes the treasure to them. They eventually get the treasure. And they jump out of the skin.V1: Oh, dear treasure, I eventually found you, now you belong to me, nobody can reave you from me.( she is very happy) HA-HA…V2: No, you’re wrong, It belongs to me, you cannot get it without my help.( he is very angry)V1: Without my clew you cannot find it at all. Of course it’s mine. Narrator: They begin to fight, both of them consider it to be owned by self.ACT4Narrator: When they are fighting impetuously, the sun rise up from the horizon slowly. Everything is back to peace. Suddenly a piece of note falls with the rays of light from the clear sky. She picks it up and read it.V1: It says” to conflict or be peaceable? It depends on yourselves; and if you do not hope the world to be destroyed, you must return the treasure in five minutes.” Maybe….we should not done so.( she says repentantly)V2: What do you mean?V1: You saved me from danger, but now I actually want to kill you to get the treasure alone. How ungrateful I am…!V2: Maybe thewre is something wrong with us at the very beginning. Both of us are so greedy, Is there anything more precious than a devt of gratitude? It is wrong for us to fight treasure.V1: And it is wrong for us to raid her family and kill her parents.V2: It passed now, we must return the treasure as soon as possible. Hurry up!Narrator: They return the treasure very quickly, far more quickly than raiding from her family.They are carrying the treasure back to the cave without ant hesitation. Five minutes passed, everything go back to the past, the treasure, so do Vikings. They are smiling at each other happily. And the sun shine again.如果都是男的,可以把Viking中的那个改成男的,小女孩也可以改成男孩如果都是女的,可以吧Viking中的女生改成男生.呵呵,希望对你有帮助.
急需英语3人相声一段,2个对话,一个解说也行!!
今天呢，给各位说一段英语相声。
这位大家都认识，XXX我的搭档 小号吹得好
就是最近啊，身体不好 尤其这次病的挺严重的，都破相了。
痔疮。
呵呵，开个玩笑 就上个星期吧，XXX给我打点话：走啊，一起游泳去 我说：不去
我嫌脏，游泳池里面有很多人都在里面撒尿 他说：别怕，我们也可以尿
最后还是他一个人去了。
当天下午3点，打电话给我：哥，带2000块赎我来吧，尿尿让人逮着了。
去把他领回来。
问他怎么回事，他说：他们都在池子里尿的，我是站在岸边尿的。
过两天，他自己又去了。
下午又给我打电话：兄弟。
来赎我来吧，又让人逮着了 去把他领回来，问他：又站岸边尿了
他说：没有啊。
这次在池子里尿的，不过这几天有点上火，尿是黄的。
Today, I would like to present a cross-talk. This is XXX, my partner, everybody knows him. He blows his trumpet very well! But he has been indisposed recently This time he’s really very sick, he’s disfigured. Hemorrhoids. Ha ha, it’s just a joke. Just last week, XXX gave me a call: “Come, let’s go swimming ” I answered: “No, it’s dirty; lots of people urinate in the pool” He said: “Don’t worry, we also can urinate!” Finally he went alone. Later in the afternoon at three o’clock, he called me: “Brother, please bring 2000 Yuan to bail me out, I was caught urinating.” I asked him what’d happened after taking him back, he said: “They urinated in the pool, but I did it standing at the poolside.” Two days later, again he went there alone. In the afternoon, he called me again: “Brother, I was caught again, come and bail me.” After bringing him back, I asked: “Urinated at the poolside again?” He answered: “No, this time I did it in the pool, but these few days I have excessive internal heat, my urine was yellow. ” 新灰姑娘剧本...新灰姑娘 New Cinderella角色：灰姑娘（戴着深度近视眼镜，满脸雀斑），后母，两个姐姐，王子，小仙女，女孩甲，女孩乙，参加宴会者数人。
道具：深度近视眼镜两副，高跟鞋，拖把，鸡毛掸子，梳子，橡皮筋，西瓜车，SKI化妆品，音乐带，镜子，围巾，流星。
ACT 1（灰姑娘背对着观众，拿着拖把拖地，身体夸张地跟着音乐律动，再拿起鸡毛掸子清理，后母走出来，刚好清理到她的身边。
）Stepmother: Cinderella, what are you doing? （生气地）Cinderella: Mum, your dress is a little bit dirty. Let me clean it for you. （用鸡毛掸子清理后母的裙子。
）Stepmother: Stop it! You naughty girl. Look at my face. （拿出镜子给Cinderella看）You had better clean your face first. （怒气冲冲离开）Cinderella: Oh! My face. What can I do? （望着镜子）镜子：Oh ,the poor girl. But you are kindhearted.(Cinderella伤心地唱着Star light, star bright)Star light, star bright,First star I see tonight.I wish I may, I wish I might.Have the wish I wish tonight.（闭眼祷告）（这时，天空滑过一颗流星，接着小仙女跑过来，追着这颗流星。
）小仙女：My candy. My candy.（跑着跑着，掉了一样东西）（Cinderella祈祷完毕，看到地上地东西，捡起来。
）Cinderella: What is it? SKI ,for beauty. Oh, that is for me. Thank you very much.（双手合十做感谢状）ACT 2（Cinderella背对观众清理房间）大姐：Cinderella, comb my hair.Cinderella: Yes, sister. （将大姐的头发绑成冲天炮）二姐：Cinderella, get me a scarf.（拿出一条围巾并绑二姐未在手臂上）（大姐和二姐站起来互看了一眼，并放声大笑。
）大姐：You look so funny.二姐：You look so funny.大姐，二姐：（觉得不对劲）Cinderella!Cinderella: （没戴眼镜，雀斑全消）Yes?大姐：Cinderella, you look so different.二姐：Cinderella, your face…Cinderella: I made a wish and it came true.大姐，二姐：How did you do that?（Cinderella 配合滑稽的音效，比手画脚了一番。
）大姐，二姐：Oh! I see. Go to your room, Cinderella. （Cinderella退回房间）大姐：It is easy, isn’t it?二姐：Yes. Let’s try.大姐，二姐：（唱歌）Star light, star bright,First star I see tonight.I wish I may, I wish I might.Have the wish I wish tonight.（这时，天空掉下一颗巨大的陨石。
）小仙女：My ball. My ball.（跑着，跑着，将陨石捡起并向观众，这时身上掉下一样东西。
）大姐：（睁开眼睛）What is it?二姐：（从地上捡起来）SK.大姐：It works.大姐，二姐：（抢着涂抹）Save some for me.ACT 3Stepmother: Mary! Judy! Where are you? It is time to party.大姐，二姐：（沮丧地）We are here.（大姐，二姐成为大近视眼，脸上并长满雀斑。
）Stepmother: Oh, my goodness! What’s the matter with you ?大姐，二姐: Mummy! Help us.ACT 4Cinderella: （唱Star light, star bright并闭眼祷告）（这时，天空滑过一颗流星）小仙女： My candy! My candy!Cinderella! Stop singing the song.Here are the car and the dress.Be sure to come back before twelve.Cinderella: Thank you, my angel!ACT 5（宴会上，大家快乐地跳着舞）王子：My fair lady .May I have this dance?Cinderella: Yes, please.（王子和Cinderella跳着DISCO）Stepmother: Who’s that?大姐：She is so beautiful.二姐：I wish I were the girl.大姐：Don’t make any wish, stupid girl.(钟敲响12下) 时钟报时：Dang! Dang! Dang! It is 12 o’clock!Cinderella: Oh! I have to leave now.（冲忙跑走，掉了一双鞋子。
）王子： Hey! Don’t be so rush. What’s your name?ACT 6（在街上，王子看到女孩子就请她试穿鞋子。
）王子：Please try it on.女孩甲：（试穿后）It is not my size.女孩乙：（试穿后）It is not mine.大姐：Let me try it.（但穿不下）二姐：It is my turn.（也穿不下）王子：（看到Cinderella）Lady，would you please try it on.Cinderella：Oh! It’s my shoe.王子：You are the girl in the party.Cinderella：Yes, I am。
Thank you for bringing me the shoe.（跑走，并唱着Star light, star bright）王子：Wait! Wait! I am the prince. Marry me!小仙女：（穿着Cinderella参加舞会地衣服）I do. I do.小仙女：（拉着王子地手不由自主一直大叫I do. ）Cinderella,
Stop singing the song and making any wish
2人小品台词（3分钟以内）
：我们街坊有这么一娘 这个姑娘长得还是不难看的。
就是这个，略微大了一点儿。
2嘴，这没什么。
1：她自己觉得很难看，见不起人。
怎么办呢，想了一个非常不高明的办法 2：什么办法
1：每天她把这个嘴撅起来 2：撅起来
1：啊，她这样（学撅嘴状） 2：这是干什么呀
1：叫别人一看这嘴不就小了嘛 2：那她说话怎么办呢
1：说话她也找那个不张嘴的话说。
2：说话也不张嘴
行吗
1：那当然可以了，你不信我给你学学 2：哦
你还能学那姑娘
1：你随便问我，问我什么我都不带张嘴的 2：那咱们试试 （汪撅起嘴） 1：哎，就嘴还真小了，看她怎么说话吧 2：姑娘你姓什么
1：姓吴~~ 2：姓吴~这还真没张嘴 2：姑娘你叫什么啊
1：葫芦~~ 2：啊
哪个大姑娘叫吴葫芦啊
2：那你多大了
1：二十五~~ 2：哦二十五~~那你属什么
1：虎~~ 2：错了不是，二十五岁应该属马。
1：一说“马”那嘴就大了 2：你家里都有谁啊
1：父母~~ 2：哦父母~~那你有兄弟姐妹吗
1：无~~ 2：无
她不说没有，她说无
2：那你有对象没有
1：捏嘟~~ 2：捏嘟
哦~就是没有 哎，不对啊，那天我看见你跟一男的上马路。
那是
1：二叔~~ 2：二叔
那你跟你二叔去哪啊
1：百货楼~~ 2：错了，是百货大楼。
1：一说大，那嘴就大了 2：哦百货楼~~你去百货大楼买什么
1：买醋~~ 2：啊
百货大楼里卖醋吗
那买醋你吃什么
1：烤白薯~~ 2：嗨胡说八道嘛，那你那醋呢
1：全洒了~~~ 2：哎，张嘴了~
急求~~~英语版两人相声（带有中文翻译的），5分钟左右。
尽量简单点、适当搞笑点。
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哪位高手帮帮。
忙
Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum： Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood： Wow
Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye． 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in. Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy
I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand. Wolf：I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh
No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood\\\/Grandma：Thank you． Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线) Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma： I'll thread it. Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： (应声倒下) Hunter： The bad wolf is dead． Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you． 小红帽 小红帽家 妈妈： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） 小红帽:嗨,:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）妈妈,你在做什么呢? 妈妈:奶奶病了。
这里有一些苹果和香蕉给奶奶的。
带他们去奶奶。
小红帽:好啊! 妈妈:小红帽骑Hood说)很好。
小心些而已。
小红帽:是的,mummy.Goodbye,妈妈。
妈妈:再见。
亲爱的。
小红帽, 小红帽:哇!鲜花,多么美丽!两朵花,一朵花,三朵花。
狼:我是一只狼。
我饿了。
(这里是一个小红帽。
嗨!小红帽。
你去哪儿?小红帽 李
三人相声台词
相声 金刚腿 文本: （甲、乙、丙同时上台，丙站中间，甲在右） 乙 这回咱们三个人说段相声。
丙 咱怎么说呀
乙 我出个主意，你们俩随着。
甲 说什么呢
乙 咱们说一回金刚腿，又叫一百二十八条腿儿。
丙 怎么叫一百二十八条腿儿
乙 比如说：咱们说出一样物件，不论是吃的、使的、用的，都得叫它带着四条腿儿。
好比说，有这么一座山，山当然是没腿啦，也不能满街上溜达山哪
甲 对啊
乙 比如说这山叫“牛头山”，牛几条腿啊
丙 四条腿儿啊。
乙 打这儿起，句句都不许离开牛啦。
你们俩给数着点儿。
甲、丙 行。
乙 有这么一座山…… 甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 山上有什么庙
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 庙里有什么神
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 庙门口有什么树
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 树上落着什么鸟儿
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 鸟嘴衔着什么果子
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 下山过的什么桥
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 上哪儿去
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 谁家里
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 叫门谁给开的门
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 里边给的什么坐
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 坐下说的什么故事
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 给什么吃的
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 给什么喝的
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 给的什么钱
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 这就完啦。
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 （故意地说）你们俩人。
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 起哄啊
甲、丙 四条腿儿。
乙 没完啦
听明白了吗
甲 丙 早明白啦。
乙 那么我先说，你（指丙）二说，你（指甲）末说。
丙 你先说什么山
乙 二龙山。
甲 你等等吧。
龙没有腿儿，龙有爪。
乙 啊
那爪在哪儿长着
甲 在腿上。
乙 还是的。
丙 山上有什么庙哇
乙 “龙”王庙。
丙 庙里有什么神
乙 “龙”王。
丙 庙门口有什么树
乙 “龙”爪槐。
丙 树上落着什么鸟
乙 “龙”鹞子。
丙 鸟嘴衔着什么果子
乙 “龙”元果。
丙 下山走的什么桥
乙 青“龙”桥。
丙 噢，京北呀
上哪儿去
乙 “隆”福寺。
丙 噢，北京啊
谁家里
乙 老“龙”家。
丙 百家姓没有这姓
乙 这是外姓。
丙 好嘛，外姓也来啦。
叫门谁给开的门
乙 “聋”子。
丙 聋子
那你叫门他也听不见哪
乙 这个……是啊，旁边有一个不聋的人告诉他的。
丙 这不像话。
他还告诉聋子开门去，他不会给开门吗
乙 讲这巧劲儿嘛
丙 把您让进去给的什么坐
乙 “龙”墩。
丙 嘿
龙墩
给什么喝的
乙 “龙”井茶。
丙 什么碗
乙 团“龙”盖碗。
丙 给的什么吃
乙 “龙”凤饼。
丙 不娶媳妇哪来的龙凤饼啊
乙 是啊，隔壁聘姑娘给我的。
丙 瞧这巧劲儿
那你给人讲的什么故事
乙 《“龙”图公案》。
丙 噢，就是《包公案》。
人家乐了吗
乙 乐啦。
丙 给的什么钱
乙 乾“隆”钱。
哎
这钱必须都得带窟“窿”眼儿。
丙 行
还真没把你问短。
乙 唉
我说完啦。
该你（指丙）说啦
你的什么山
丙 我的首阳（羊）山。
乙 噢，伯夷、叔齐不吃周家饭，饿死首阳山。
山上有什么庙
丙 “杨”继业的庙。
乙 庙里有什么神
丙 “杨”继业。
乙 庙门口有什么树
丙 大叶“杨”。
乙 树上落着什么鸟
丙 户巴腊（即伯劳鸟）。
乙 户巴腊没“羊”
丙 啊，“洋”户巴腊
乙 “洋”户巴腊呀
乌嘴衔着什么
丙 “羊”头。
乙 羊头嘴衔得动大羊头吗
丙 小“羊”头。
乙 那也不像话呀
丙 苹果。
乙 苹果也没“羊”啊
丙 “洋”苹果。
乙 嘿
添上个“洋”就算。
下山过的什么桥
丙 “洋”灰桥。
乙 上哪儿去
丙 沈“阳”路。
乙 谁家里
丙 老“杨”家。
乙 叫门谁给你开的门
丙 “杨”大娘。
乙 让进去给的什么坐
丙 椅子。
乙 椅子没“羊”。
丙 “洋”椅子。
乙 给你什么喝
丙 “羊”奶。
乙 给你使的什么碗
丙 “洋”瓷碗。
乙 给你什么吃
丙 面包。
乙 面包没“羊”。
丙、乙 “洋”点心。
乙 我就知道嘛。
你给他们说的什么故事
丙 《“杨”家将》。
乙 他们乐了吗
丙 乐了。
乙 给的什么钱
丙 给了十块大“洋”钱。
乙 洋钱没眼儿
丙 我现凿
甲 您把那银子渣给我点儿行吗
乙 （指甲）问你了吗
甲 你们俩都说上来啦。
该我说了吧
乙 好，你说吧。
什么山
甲 我的鸭鸡山。
丙 不行
?font color=#006699>甲恿教跬榷 ?\\\/p> 甲 啊，是啊，那不还有一只鸡哪吗
乙 噢，凑腿儿来啦。
什么庙哇
甲 鸭鸡庙。
乙 庙里有什么神
甲 乙一只鸭，一只鸡。
乙 我就知道是这手儿嘛
有给?font color=#006699>甲印⒓ 耐返穆穑坎恍校 愕フ野桑?\\\/p> 甲 “马”鞍山。
乙 噢，俞伯牙摔琴。
山上有什么庙
甲 “马”王庙。
乙 庙里有什么神
甲 “马”王爷。
乙 好么
三只眼
庙门口有什么树
甲 “马”尾松。
丙 大叶杨。
乙 配对儿来啦
树上落着什么鸟
甲 “马”鹩儿。
乙 噢，黄胆马鹩儿。
乌嘴衔着什么果子
甲 “马”蔺。
乙 马蔺干吗
甲 拴他（指丙）那羊头。
乙 不行。
羊头都没了，还马蔺哪
你得另找
甲 枣
乙 “枣”没“马”
甲 啊，是啊，“马”牙枣。
丙 “洋”苹果。
乙 又来啦
让你们做小买卖来啦
下山过的什么桥
甲 “马”石桥。
乙 上哪儿去
甲 四“马”路。
乙 谁家里
甲 老“马”家。
乙 叫门谁给开的门
甲 “马”大哥。
乙 让进去给的什么坐
甲 “马”桶。
乙 给的什么喝
甲 “马”尿。
乙 给的什么吃
甲 “马”粪
乙 这都什么呀
3人的3分钟英文小品，3个女生。
要搞笑的，有中文翻译
道具：两把玩具枪。
人数：五名男三名女生（其名稍胖） 出物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懒羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head)灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 红太狼Red Big Wolf 情节对话： （喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懒羊羊、慢羊羊还有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和红太狼在旁边隐蔽） 喜：What can we play today? 美：We have nothing to play.It’s dull! 懒：I have a good idea. （睡意朦胧） 喜、沸：What idea do you have? （好奇） 懒：Let’s sleep! （自信满满） 暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy!（无奈指责） 灰：Ha!Dear goats,I’m coming!（灰太狼小声→大声，出现在羊面前） 美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away! （惊恐了一大跳） （羊们开始逃跑，灰太狼追着美羊羊） 灰：Ha-ha!I’m sure that it’s a good and delicious goat! （灰太狼紧追美羊羊） 美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me!Help,help,help! （神情紧张） 灰：It’s too late!My favourite goat.（十分贪婪，并抓住了美羊羊） 喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to do.But I’ll save you! （灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又开始抓其它羊） 懒：Don’t touch me!Help me!（也神情紧张） 灰：Ha!Littlefatgoat.I’mhungry now. My wife is waiting for me.Haha!（灰太狼又抓住了懒羊羊,于是逮着懒羊羊，美羊羊走向狼堡，最后进入了狼堡） -------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------- 红：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats! （激动） 灰:Wife.I’m going to cook them soon!Today we’ll have a super dinner, I’m looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和红太狼准备煮羊） -----------------------地点转换（在青青草原）---------------------- 慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick! （着急） 沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way! 喜：There’s only one key.Let’s goto wolf’s houseand save them! 暖：What?I am very worried about that!It’s too dangerous ! （表现出害怕的样子） 慢：Ng.This is only one key.I’m wating for you.You must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special gun.Big-big-wolf won’t move for an hour.Give you,Pleasant goat. （慢羊羊拿出一把枪,深沉地给了喜羊羊） 喜：That’s great!Let’s go.Warm goat and Force goat! （握住拳头） 暖,沸：Ok,let’s go to wolf’s house! （ 气势磅礴） （喜羊羊它们向狼堡走去；灰太狼与红太狼正得意洋洋） -----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）--------------------------- 红：Two Little goats.You will finish!I’ll eat you! （贪婪野蛮） 美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me! ......
校园英语小品附中文翻译 要四人的，最好在3~4分钟。
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