《大只佬》中那段高深的佛理哲学台词
李凤仪死后，大支佬追野人到山洞，野人说(大意)：“如果你想知道我为什么会杀了你的朋友，还割下她的头，就先告诉我你是谁。
……小鸟死了，该死
小翠死了，该死
孙果打死小翠，也该死
我见到你朋友的前生杀了很多人，她也该死。
我本来可以让她死得快一点，但是我觉得她死得不够痛苦，我就用一块尖利的石头把她的头割下来，她看着我的眼神很奇怪，见到你我才知道，原来她认识我，因为我就是你。
我杀了孙果。
替天行道，痛快
你想不想试试
想不想要我的头
”大支佬火起，两人打在一处，当大支佬要下手杀那个野人的一霎那，他自语“我明白了，我明白了。
”他倒下的时候，野人又揪住他的头发要杀他，他看着野人，安详地笑着。
野人放开了手，两人在佛前打坐。
“你是我心中的佛，昨日因今日果，佛只看重一件事：今日种的因。
” 心魔二字在海外版没有出现过，应该是悟出来的。
结尾： 大支佬在深山五年，身体已经不再健硕，他终於等到孙果，带他回来。
在警局，他换上僧服。
在满天柳絮中抽着烟向远处走去。
天山果姥说的关于 太极两仪四象圈 的那一段 经典台词 有谁知道么
太极生两仪，两仪生四象，四象生八卦
求中国合伙人中谈判时的的英文台词，需要前面两外国佬与孟晓军说的那一段，万分感谢
Wang : Mr. Bono .It's a gift ,from me. Bono :You’ve gone to Chinatown ? Wang :Chinese Moon cakes . Next week is the moon festival. And if a fight breaks out later , I have something to throw. Bono : ha ha ha ha ha ha Wang : oh hoo, you’ve got the joke, for you. Cheng :Mr. Bono , we officially offer a formal apology, the acknowledge the commodity copyright infringement and prepare to settle. Wang :But not fifteen million . CHENG: Please, pick any clause you want , any clause that is related to our copies. Lady: Clause eleven. Cheng: The WIPO copyrights and performances and phonograms treaties Implementation act of nineteen ninety-eight , amended section 101 by adding《the definition of Geneva phonograms convention》 pick another one please . LADY: Thirty five. Cheng: The WIPO Copy right and performances and phonograms treaties implementation act of nineteen ninety-eight, requires that some paragraphs D of the definition of eligible country take effect a part entry into force of the WIPO performances and phonograms treaties with respect to the United States which occurred on May 20th 2002. Cheng: This because I memorized the entire text on the plane coming here, it’s a skill that I mastered when I was eighteen , that year, I memorized the whole Xin Hua English dictionary , for your information, I was only considered mediocre among my peers , Chinese students are extremely adept at taking exams , you can’t imagine what they are willing to go through to succeed, you don’t understand Chinese culture. Meng: Mr. Bono , regardless of the final ruling, this meeting marks the start of our formal partnership , we hope the EES can enforce its copyrights in the Chinese market . We don’t like being called thieves, we've come here today, hoping to educate you about one thing, China has changed . Unfortunately , you are still stuck in the past. Bono: Mr. Meng , I remind you, Yao Ming is in the NBA. Meng: That’s because NBA was trying to tap into the Chinese market, China is already the world’s largest market for English language education, today , Chinese students don’t expect to stay in America, they want to go home. Yet you’re still stuck on whether they cheat on exams. Cheng: Mr. Bono, before we came to the states , we debated whether to list the New Dream on the stock exchange , now ,I’ve come to a decision, New Dream’s IPO will be officially announced , today. Bono: What makes you think I care . Cheng: But you will care, I’ve been waiting for the right opportunity for the company to go public , now, I've got it . That’s right , it's you who give us this opportunity, thank you Mr. Bono, you are the one who has gained us the attention of potential investors form Wall Street, they will see us as a company with integrity and courage , that takes you responsibility for its mistakes, the more we pay you in compensation , the great valuation we will get in the future. In addition, there will be at least one more benefit from listing New Dream , someday, when we are no longer teachers, but the representatives of the world’s largest educational service cooperation, you may finally show us the respect we deserve, we won’t have to rely on lawsuit to communicate with each other . More importantly ,I’m also doing this for personally reasons , I have a friend , who is more brilliant that I will ever be, and more deserving of success , but when he came to America , I realized the best man of my generation destroyed here , Mr. Bono , the playing field has never been even , this is my way of reclaiming my friend's dignity .According to a Chinese proverb , I’m like a TUBIE, a soft shell of turtle , someone afraid to go out and take risks, now ,I am standing here , terrified even as we speak , but as my friend once said , some things are so important , that they force us to overcome our fears.
今年春晚有一个小品叫《姥说》，其中有一段是：
就是听成钱了 之前都在打岔 听见钱就听清楚了 一阵一阵的意思一阵子清楚 一阵组糊涂 或者一阵子好 一阵不好 北京土话
果宝特攻所有经典台词
床前明月光了一碗汤。
举毛巾，擦裤裆。
果的，还有；我没数错，我数数可了，就是一两二三
我不是固执，我是执着。
我不是随便的人，可我随便起来不是人 杀杀杀
IQ再好，一砖撂倒。
果然是，功夫再高，也怕菜刀 爱情是魔鬼，让人流口水啊
女人如衣服，定期换一件
果然是有情人终成仇人啊
上官子怡的；我打你，打你打你，我就打你，就打你。
就算是一条死鱼，我也会爱你。
无极的；我砍死你，砍死你 菠萝吹雪的；我菠萝吹雪吹得不是雪，而是血
是我剑上的血
小果叮，是最强的敌人。
你们的话，好肉麻呀
橙留香的；我不是一条咸鱼，而是一条死鱼
最后一集蓝色水果人说的话；不知道他名字叫什么；妈妈呀
爸爸呀
小果叮；女生是最外向的了。
闭嘴，你妈早死了。
闭嘴，你爸也早死了。
水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌
橙留香也有一句震撼的诗；我自横刀向天笑，去留肝胆两昆仑。
木瓜小子；我知道，我知道，就是趁你病，要你命
那个橙的女水果说的；不是，是他说话太肉麻了
【就这些了】
电影天龙八部中的台词
人生如雾亦如梦,情如朝露去匆匆 人生得意须尽欢,笑看苍生红尘事 曾经沧海难为水,除却巫山不是云 天山鸟飞绝,故人俩相忘
求《中国合伙人》中他三人去美国谈判时，成冬青面对外佬讲的那段英文台词
岁数大了，人却不显得老
