电影，爱来不来经典台词
1要想在有一屋子臭袜子的味道里找浪2，不要以为拉碴，露胸毛，那就是性感，没有女人会喜欢男人邋遢。
3，想讨老婆，最起码你要长得帅；如果你不帅，最起码你要有幽默感，如果你没有幽默感，那你必须要温柔；如果你不温柔，你一定要有人民币；如果你连人民币都没有，你不觉得你活在世上碍事啊。
4，不要跟我道歉，不要求我原谅，不要跟我说对不起，不要跟我讲任何话。
5，分手了得赶紧找一个，得让他知道，咱们离了他也一样过得好，就算全球都经济危机了，我们的行情也是逆势上扬。
6，本人诚交广大新老朋友，长期从事各项副业：抓药，卖车，看风水，贴小广告，送货，陪聊，递口信，打麻将凑人数，代写小学生作业，欺负各种小朋友，代开家长会，冒充男朋友……….7，我们是小偷，不是贼。
小偷是小偷，贼是贼。
8，从小不好好念书，这没文化是一件非常可怕的事情。
为什么你会从那么多人里面找到我，那是因为缘分，缘分天注定。
从我第一次看到你，我就知道早晚有一天，我会离不开你。
我不是个好色之徒，，但我也做不到坐怀不乱。
你别骂我花痴，就算是花痴，也是个有情有义的花痴。
谁要是欺负你，我就跟他玩命，像佐罗守护他的
要几部电影的英文台词,要全.
完整台词，打开就可以看（有逗号的两个需全部选中粘贴到地址栏）： 勇敢的心 黑客帝国1 ,-The.html 黑客帝国2 -Reloaded,-The.html 黑客帝国3 斯巴达300勇士没找到
电影《十全九美》里的经典搞笑台词
南宫府管家乌卡卡最经常说的就是这句：
相信配以乌管特的头型和手部动作加上最的语气和表情，这句台词一定会被众人奉为经典 南宫小姐被太子亲了一下自我感觉良好，可是真相大白，太子喜欢的不是她，管家乌卡卡立刻喝止她的非分之想，说道：大小姐，这是一个在错误的时间错误的地点和一个错误的对象发生的一个错误的 波 波 。
这句的搞笑之处完全在于乌卡卡的语气，最后的重点落在波波上，让人忍俊不禁，全场笑翻 第一回道哥被南宫府打手群殴，倒在地上，一个中性人躲在门后，女里女气的说：太暴力了太暴力了。
第二回道哥又一次被殴倒地，老大指定中性人继续殴打，他手里拿着板砖猛力捶打，血光四溅，嘴里竟还喊着：太暴力了太暴力了道哥：什么江湖阿
太子不学无术偏爱术艺，皇上看了太子雕刻的“变形金刚”大怒，责怪太子的外教 ，将他拖出殿外，外教大喊：“皇上，这些迟早是要流行的阿
” 酒保：做艺人阿 要是不红那就是死 ；要是红了，那是生不如死
后舍男孩上面就是二个搞推销的，“大哥大哥
~新上市的新款”“今天只买到998这个价格”不是9百9十8两哦。
那个老婆婆上去坐的时候说什么：“我咋有点紧张来”后面就是一个老头：“太强了”还有一个老外“Too formidable a”后舍男孩“太监出宫，去夜店，哇撒
那可是要****“
关于电影《血钻石》的台词
看看这里有没有你想要的12000:10:36,198 --> 00:10:39,690I have dug and dug and dug, but found nothing.12100:10:39,869 --> 00:10:41,769Nothing.12200:10:42,037 --> 00:10:43,527Dig, dig, dig!12300:10:43,706 --> 00:10:46,004You will find it for me.12400:10:46,976 --> 00:10:49,274You will dig up what you have come back for.12500:10:49,445 --> 00:10:50,469No.12600:10:50,646 --> 00:10:53,080Why should the diamond go to the foreign devils?12700:10:53,816 --> 00:10:57,081We will use it to make the country strong.12800:10:57,553 --> 00:11:00,147RUF is fighting for the people!12900:11:02,491 --> 00:11:05,585RUF is fighting for Sierra Leone!13000:11:08,430 --> 00:11:10,159Pick it up.13100:11:11,367 --> 00:11:14,336Why? You are going to kill me anyway.13200:11:14,503 --> 00:11:17,597I do not need to kill you, Solomon Vandy.13300:11:20,442 --> 00:11:22,637If you do not bring me the diamond….13400:11:22,811 --> 00:11:25,041….I will find the rest of your family.13500:11:25,214 --> 00:11:27,648Just as I have found your son.13600:11:28,751 --> 00:11:32,118I will rape your wife in front of your eyes….13700:11:32,922 --> 00:11:35,220….slit her throat….13800:11:35,824 --> 00:11:38,190….and I will keep your daughters for myself.13900:11:43,599 --> 00:11:46,033You think I am a devil….14000:11:46,201 --> 00:11:48,533….but only because I have lived in hell.14100:11:50,172 --> 00:11:52,834I want to get out.14200:11:53,442 --> 00:11:55,535You will help me.14300:11:58,380 --> 00:11:59,677I don't remember.14400:11:59,848 --> 00:12:02,817Find it or your family will die!14500:12:03,752 --> 00:12:05,617Now pick it up!14600:12:21,170 --> 00:12:22,603-Go! -Bastards!14700:12:22,771 --> 00:12:24,136Shoot it!14800:12:29,111 --> 00:12:30,100Dia!14900:12:42,191 --> 00:12:44,386Come, boy. Come. This way. This way.15000:12:45,260 --> 00:12:46,488Dia!15100:13:09,385 --> 00:13:10,977Colonel, we think Archer's there.15200:13:11,153 --> 00:13:13,986I don't give a damn who's down there. Kill them all.15300:13:24,333 --> 00:13:25,595Dia!15400:13:40,349 --> 00:13:41,646I'm coming!15500:13:45,187 --> 00:13:46,848-Dia! -Bastard!15600:14:10,012 --> 00:14:11,377No!15700:14:31,467 --> 00:14:32,798Dia!15800:15:39,034 --> 00:15:41,969-We found his digger, sir -Keep him close.15900:15:43,939 --> 00:15:46,134-Danny boy -Colonel.16000:15:46,308 --> 00:15:49,675-Thanks for calling it in -Yeah, yeah. Always happy to help, huh?16100:15:49,845 --> 00:15:53,178So where is it? The stone?16200:15:53,348 --> 00:15:55,282We split, huh? Fifty-fifty, all right?16300:15:55,450 --> 00:15:57,077Look around you, Danny boy.16400:15:57,252 --> 00:16:00,221You're not in a position to be dictating terms.16500:16:00,389 --> 00:16:02,482Then you will never find it, sir.16600:16:02,658 --> 00:16:04,285That's correct.16700:16:05,961 --> 00:16:08,589-But he will -Come. Up.16800:16:10,232 --> 00:16:12,462Introduce me to your digger.16900:16:14,036 --> 00:16:15,697Solomon Vandy.17000:16:15,871 --> 00:16:18,032This is Colonel Coetzee. He wants the diamond.17100:16:18,207 --> 00:16:21,233-No more than you -Fuck.17200:16:21,410 --> 00:16:23,401You gonna show us where it's hidden?17300:16:26,081 --> 00:16:27,776Does he speak English?17400:16:27,950 --> 00:16:30,976He will only tell me, sir. I promise you that.17500:16:31,820 --> 00:16:34,880-Let me talk to him, huh? -Go on.17600:16:41,630 --> 00:16:43,996All right, my friend.17700:16:44,166 --> 00:16:46,100End of the line here, huh?17800:16:46,268 --> 00:16:49,533-You just tell him where it is, all right? -I do not trust him.17900:16:49,705 --> 00:16:53,141I don't trust him either, but we haven't got much of a choice here.18000:16:54,843 --> 00:16:57,971I promise you he will shoot us both in the head.18100:16:58,413 --> 00:17:01,177Right, tell him, huh? Tell him where it is, huh?18200:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,944-Go on. Come on -I'm not feeling the love, Danny.18300:17:05,153 --> 00:17:07,986All right. No more messing about, all right?18400:17:08,156 --> 00:17:11,148I said tell him where it is! Tell him where it is! Now!18500:17:11,326 --> 00:17:12,987Tell him!18600:17:14,162 --> 00:17:15,959-No -Fucking….18700:17:16,131 --> 00:17:18,827Danny, there are other ways to do this, okay?18800:17:19,001 --> 00:17:20,628Yeah, yeah.18900:17:28,810 --> 00:17:31,802-Lf he tells us, do we have a deal, sir? -Seventy-thirty.19000:17:31,980 --> 00:17:34,380Sixty-forty. already lined up a buyer.19100:17:34,549 --> 00:17:36,210Agreed.19200:17:41,390 --> 00:17:42,948Come here.19300:17:45,527 --> 00:17:48,963This is his son. Vandy will do whatever you want for his sake, all right?19400:17:49,131 --> 00:17:53,898Danny, you're a pisser, man. Well done. Boys, we move out.19500:17:56,672 --> 00:17:58,970What do you say, Mr.Vandy?19600:17:59,441 --> 00:18:02,342-You ready to take a walk? -Come on.19700:18:08,617 --> 00:18:10,209Come on.19800:18:23,165 --> 00:18:26,259So who's the buyer? I'm guessing London.19900:18:26,468 --> 00:18:29,733Well, they no longer accept conflict diamonds, huh?20000:18:29,905 --> 00:18:32,373Wouldrt hurt to interest some other parties.20100:18:32,908 --> 00:18:35,900-Start a bidding war -What, one war's not enough for you, huh?20200:18:36,845 --> 00:18:38,540I missed you, Danny.20300:18:38,847 --> 00:18:43,011See? It is here. He has tried to find it.20400:18:43,185 --> 00:18:45,881All right, Mr.Vandy. Time for you to start digging.20500:19:00,936 --> 00:19:03,200Hey, boet, have you got a smoke?20600:19:03,672 --> 00:19:05,572Smoking will kill you.20700:19:06,341 --> 00:19:07,831Sorry.20800:19:10,912 --> 00:19:12,812It's all right.20900:19:12,981 --> 00:19:15,108Time I quit smoking anyway, huh, Solomon?21000:19:29,631 --> 00:19:30,962-It's gone -What?21100:19:31,133 --> 00:19:33,226Someone has taken it.21200:19:34,336 --> 00:19:38,102This is where I buried it. It isn't here.21300:19:38,573 --> 00:19:41,940Well, then there's no reason for any of you to stay alive. Is there?21400:19:46,281 --> 00:19:47,942Wait, wait, wait.21500:19:48,116 --> 00:19:50,346I know, I know. I know where it is.21600:19:50,819 --> 00:19:52,810-I know where it is -It better be there.21700:19:57,993 --> 00:19:58,982Yes.21800:19:59,161 --> 00:20:02,528Oh, here, here. It is here.21900:20:02,697 --> 00:20:04,358-Yeah? Yeah, there it is -Yes.22000:20:05,534 --> 00:20:06,933Fuck!22100:20:25,587 --> 00:20:27,521TIA, huh, Danny?22200:20:28,924 --> 00:20:30,516TIA.22300:20:37,432 --> 00:20:40,890Keep digging, huh? They'll be here any second. Come on.22400:20:43,104 --> 00:20:44,366Keep digging.22500:20:57,219 --> 00:20:59,949-It had better be there, huh? -Yes, yes.22600:21:02,991 --> 00:21:04,583Have you got it?22700:21:06,027 --> 00:21:09,292-Have you got it, huh? -Yes, got it. Oh, yes.22800:21:10,732 --> 00:21:11,994Oh, yes.22900:21:14,169 --> 00:21:15,761Solomon.23000:21:22,577 --> 00:21:25,546Dia, what are you doing?23100:21:26,047 --> 00:21:27,537Dia.23200:21:29,885 --> 00:21:31,785What are you doing?23300:21:36,658 --> 00:21:37,955Of the proud Mende tribe.23400:21:43,899 --> 00:21:48,768You are a good boy who loves soccer and school.23500:21:51,072 --> 00:21:54,200Your mother loves you so much.23600:21:56,645 --> 00:21:59,443She waits by the fire making plantains….23700:21:59,614 --> 00:22:02,276….and red palm oil stew with your sister N'Yanda….23800:22:04,553 --> 00:22:06,817….and the new baby.23900:22:15,730 --> 00:22:17,994The cows wait for you.24000:22:18,166 --> 00:22:23,968And Babu, the wild dog who minds no one but you.24100:22:26,541 --> 00:22:29,874I know they made you do bad things….24200:22:30,045 --> 00:22:32,513….but you are not a bad boy.24300:22:35,717 --> 00:22:38,117I am your father….24400:22:39,821 --> 00:22:42,119….who loves you.24500:22:43,391 --> 00:22:47,157And you will come home with me and be my son again.24600:23:12,587 --> 00:23:14,953Solomon, we've got to move, huh?24700:23:15,123 --> 00:23:16,681We've got to….24800:23:19,861 --> 00:23:22,557Go, go! Move!24900:23:25,333 --> 00:23:26,891Move. Move.25000:23:27,068 --> 00:23:28,365Move, move, move!25100:23:28,536 --> 00:23:31,562Move! Move! Move!25200:23:33,174 --> 00:23:34,402How far?25300:23:34,576 --> 00:23:36,635There's an airstrip at the top of that gorge.25400:23:36,811 --> 00:23:38,904A plane will meet us, huh?25500:23:39,314 --> 00:23:41,680Hey, stop. Stop.25600:23:43,952 --> 00:23:47,945Give it to me. Come on, give it to me, huh?25700:23:55,463 --> 00:23:58,523Keep moving. They'll be tracking us.25800:24:04,839 --> 00:24:06,898Nabil, where are you?25900:24:07,976 --> 00:24:10,604I'm nearly there. Tell me what's happening.26000:24:10,779 --> 00:24:14,237We're about 10 s out, huh? We've got it, my friend.26100:24:14,416 --> 00:24:16,316-Who is we? -The fisherman and his son.26200:24:16,484 --> 00:24:18,076Lose them.26300:24:32,233 --> 00:24:34,326It's at the top of that ridge there, huh?26400:24:34,502 --> 00:24:35,799You must stop and rest.26500:24:35,970 --> 00:24:38,803What? And give up the damn stone?26600:24:38,973 --> 00:24:41,032Keep moving. Come on.26700:25:15,677 --> 00:25:18,009Come. Come, come.26800:26:05,126 --> 00:26:07,424I can't. Stop.26900:26:07,595 --> 00:26:09,654-Okay -Stop.27000:26:38,126 --> 00:26:39,218Come on.27100:26:39,828 --> 00:26:42,422No! God, no. Stop.27200:26:43,531 --> 00:26:46,864Christ. No more. No more.27300:27:30,812 --> 00:27:32,507Take it, huh?27400:27:34,916 --> 00:27:38,113-Mr.Archer… -Take it, take it.27500:27:45,193 --> 00:27:46,956I thought you would steal it from me.27600:27:48,796 --> 00:27:52,425Yeah, yeah, it occurred to me, huh?27700:28:03,378 --> 00:28:05,005Listen….27800:28:07,982 --> 00:28:10,382….this is Maddy's card, huh?27900:28:10,551 --> 00:28:12,712You call her when you get to Conakry, all right?28000:28:16,958 --> 00:28:18,926And don't trust that pilot for a second.28100:28:19,093 --> 00:28:22,153You point this at his head if he fucks around, all right?28200:28:22,330 --> 00:28:23,797I can carry you.28300:28:36,711 --> 00:28:38,178You take your boy home, huh?28400:28:43,351 --> 00:28:46,013You take him home, huh?28500:28:50,558 --> 00:28:52,321-Go! Go! -Go. Come on.28600:28:53,161 --> 00:28:54,253Go on!28700:29:00,001 --> 00:29:01,866Come on. Come on.28800:29:08,676 --> 00:29:11,042Archer, you're a dead man!28900:29:11,212 --> 00:29:13,043Yeah, yeah.29000:29:43,745 --> 00:29:45,110Dia.29100:30:06,334 --> 00:30:07,494Hello. Maddy Bowen.29200:30:07,735 --> 00:30:09,566Yeah.29300:30:09,904 --> 00:30:11,565Thought I'd never call, huh?29400:30:12,473 --> 00:30:16,534And I'm so glad you did. Excuse me.29500:30:18,513 --> 00:30:19,673When am I gonna see you?29600:30:20,815 --> 00:30:26,549Maddy, I want you to do me one more favor, huh?29700:30:27,255 --> 00:30:31,783I want you to go meet Solomon in Conakry.29800:30:31,993 --> 00:30:34,689In Guinea? Why do you want me to go to Guinea?29900:30:37,698 --> 00:30:39,757We found his son….30000:30:40,735 --> 00:30:44,136….but he's gonna need some help, you understand?30100:30:44,906 --> 00:30:45,998Maddy?30200:30:48,810 --> 00:30:50,675You're hurt.30300:30:51,312 --> 00:30:52,370Are you hurt?30400:30:52,547 --> 00:30:55,710Yeah, well, got a little problem here.30500:31:00,288 --> 00:31:03,985Okay. You…. You tell me where you are.30600:31:07,261 --> 00:31:08,285Archer?30700:31:20,441 --> 00:31:25,174I'm looking at an incredible view right now.30800:31:26,581 --> 00:31:28,208I wish you were here, Maddy.30900:31:28,382 --> 00:31:32,045Okay, then I'm coming to be with you. You just tell me where you are.31000:31:35,256 --> 00:31:36,587I don't think so.31100:31:36,757 --> 00:31:40,090Are you still in Kono? Because I can get someone there to help you.31200:31:40,261 --> 00:31:44,527Maddy, you find someplace safe for the boy, all right?31300:31:44,699 --> 00:31:47,099And keep him out of sight.31400:31:47,702 --> 00:31:50,432And get Solomon to London.31500:31:53,574 --> 00:31:56,338He's bringing something with him.31600:31:57,011 --> 00:31:58,945But he's gonna need your help.31700:32:00,181 --> 00:32:02,012Why aren't you bringing it yourself?31800:32:03,518 --> 00:32:08,581I'm saying it's a real story now.31900:32:09,490 --> 00:32:11,219And you can write the hell out of it.32000:32:18,432 --> 00:32:20,957I'm really happy I met you.32100:32:22,537 --> 00:32:23,526You know that?32200:32:26,874 --> 00:32:29,001Yeah, I'm….32300:32:30,211 --> 00:32:33,271I'm really happy I met you too.32400:32:33,881 --> 00:32:37,874And I wish I could be there with you.32500:32:38,753 --> 00:32:40,721That's all right.32600:32:43,257 --> 00:32:45,657I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be.32700:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,612When we get to the stairs, you just keep walking….32800:33:41,782 --> 00:33:43,807….and I'll wait for you here.32900:33:44,385 --> 00:33:45,909You're not coming.33000:33:46,087 --> 00:33:49,352I'm not here. Good luck.33100:34:11,012 --> 00:34:13,674You must understand, Mr.Vandy….33200:34:13,848 --> 00:34:19,912….that your diamond could have ended up nowhere else but with us.33300:34:23,224 --> 00:34:26,193-It is not enough -I assure you, 2 million pounds….33400:34:26,360 --> 00:34:30,228….is more than anyone else will offer you for that stone under the circumstances.33500:34:30,398 --> 00:34:33,094I want what was promised to me by Mr.Archer.33600:34:36,570 --> 00:34:39,095-What was promised to you? -My family.33700:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,431When they are here, you will get the stone.33800:34:42,109 --> 00:34:43,736I will have the money too.33900:34:45,046 --> 00:34:46,570Well, may I see what I'm buying?34000:34:46,747 --> 00:34:49,511You will get the stone once my family is here.34100:34:50,284 --> 00:34:52,081How do I even know you've got it?34200:36:59,980 --> 00:37:02,744Can you comment on the diamonds mined in Sierra Leone?34300:37:02,917 --> 00:37:06,819I'm not going to comment on some sensationalist magazine article.34400:37:06,987 --> 00:37:09,581-What about Liberia? -No comment. No comment.34500:37:09,757 --> 00:37:12,157-Mr.Van De Kaap… -That's all I have to say.34600:37:11,926 --> 00:37:13,325The natural resources of a country….34700:37:13,329 --> 00:37:18,298….are the property of its people. They are not ours to steal….34800:37:19,634 --> 00:37:25,095….or exploit in the name of our comfort, our corporations, or our consumerism.34900:37:35,016 --> 00:37:37,075They're ready for you, sir.35000:37:38,586 --> 00:37:40,986The Third World is not a world apart.35100:37:41,155 --> 00:37:45,819And the witness you will hear today speaks on its behalf.35200:37:45,993 --> 00:37:49,861Let us hear the voice of that world. Let us learn from that voice.35300:37:50,031 --> 00:37:53,558And let us ignore it no more.35400:37:53,734 --> 00:37:57,067Ladies and gentlemen, Mr.Solomon Vandy.
