2017最经典的励志格言
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2017年的格言杂志中有一篇关于世界和平与边界的短文章是什么标题
辽阔恒、纯洁——这就是我对的第一印象。
走在大街上，书桌前，站在阳……只要有机会，我总会不自觉地以一个固定的角度抬起头，看着那亘古不变的天。
这个时候，总是能感觉到一种来自天空的震撼与感动。
身处天地间，每当抬头仰望之时，总会觉得是天空一直在凝视我们、守望我们、保护我们，一种安全感油然而生。
让我最难以忘怀的一片天空，是在一次放学的路上看到的。
那时天黑得还不是很晚，依稀可见西边浅橙色的彩霞。
我一抬头，就被这宁静圣洁的美景惊呆了：天空是一片近乎透明的浅蓝色，因为夕阳西下而少了光明，显得略有点泛灰。
那若隐若现的灰色恰似一层雾霭，给天空增添了一抹神秘。
这种奇异的蓝色蔓延到西边，在快要触到晚霞的裙边时却止步不前，取而代之的是柔和的鱼肚白，那种颜色使人联想到柔软光滑的丝绸。
东边有一弯银钩似的月牙儿，就像天空上一枚精巧别致的小发夹。
当时我在想，如果我能有一台照相机该多好
这样，永远把这份美景、这份感动留住，是一件多么美好的事情。
仰望天空，收获的不仅仅是美景与感动。
春日里仰望天空，收获的是明媚的希望；秋日里仰望天空，感受的是“晴空一鹤排云上，便引诗情到碧霄”的豪气；有云的日子里仰望天空，感受的是天空的宽广与包容；星夜里仰望天空，感叹的是宇宙的浩瀚和人类的渺小……闲来无事，仰望天空。
在日升日落、云卷云舒中，寻找一份心灵的安宁。
关于语言的魅力的格言
人生应该如蜡烛一样，从顶燃到底，一直都是光明的。
——萧楚女人生的价值，即以其人对于当代所做的工作为尺度。
——徐玮 生命生命，那是自然会给人类去雕琢的宝石。
——诺贝尔生命不等于是呼吸，生命是活动。
——卢 梭生命是一条艰险的狭谷，只有勇敢的人才能通过。
——米歇潘一个伟大的灵魂，会强化思想和生命。
——爱默生世界上只有一种英雄主义，那就是了解生命而且热爱生命的人。
——罗曼·罗兰我们只有献出生命，才能得到生命。
——泰戈尔内容充实的生命就是长久的生命。
我们要以行为而不是以时间来衡量生命。
——小塞涅卡如能善于利用，生命乃悠长。
——塞涅卡生命在闪耀中现出绚烂，在平凡中现出真实。
——伯 克寿命的缩短与思想的虚耗成正比。
——达尔文珍惜生命就要珍惜今天。
——谚 语人生包含着一天，一天象征着一生。
——谚 语谁能以深刻的内容充实每个瞬间，谁就是在无限地延长自己的生命。
——库尔茨我们的生命只有一次，但我们如能正确地运用它，一次足矣。
——英国谚语生命不可能有两次，但许多人连一次也不善于度过。
——吕凯特人生有一道难题，那就是如何使一寸光阴等于一寸生命。
——佚 名我从不忘记活着本身就是乐趣。
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如果你为了失去太阳而流泪，也终将与群星擦身而过。
---泰戈知 知我者谓我心忧，不知我者谓我何求
别人笑我太疯癫，我笑他人看不穿我本将心向明月，奈何明月照沟渠今宵酒醒何处，杨柳岸，风晓残月何以解忧，唯有杜康 1、人之所以痛苦，在于追求错误的东西。
2、与其说是别人让你痛苦，不如说自己的修养不够。
3、如果你不给自己烦恼，别人也永远不可能给你烦恼。
因为你自己的内心，你放不下。
4、好好的管教你自己，不要管别人。
5、不宽恕众生，不原谅众生，是苦了你自己。
6、别说别人可怜，自己更可怜，自己修行又如何
自己又懂得人生多少
7、福报不够的人，就会常常听到是非；福报够的人，从来就没听到过是非。
8、你永远要感谢给你逆境的众生。
9、你永远要宽恕众生，不论他有多坏，甚至他伤害过你，你一定要放下，才能得到真正的快乐。
10、这个世界本来就是痛苦的，没有例外的。
11、当你快乐时，你要想，这快乐不是永恒的。
当你痛苦时你要想这痛苦也不是永恒的。
12、认识自己，降伏自己，改变自己，才能改变别人。
13、不要浪费你的生命，在你一定会后悔的地方上。
14、你什么时候放下，什么时候就没有烦恼。
15、每一种创伤，都是一种成熟。
16、当你知道迷惑时，并不可怜，当你不知道迷惑时，才是最可怜的。
17、狂妄的人有救，自卑的人没有救。
18、你不要一直不满人家，你应该一直检讨自己才对。
不满人家，是苦了你自己。
19、你要包容那些意见跟你不同的人，这样子日子比较好过。
你要是一直想改变他，那样子你会很痛苦。
要学学怎样忍受他才是。
你要学学怎样包容他才是。
20、承认自己的伟大，就是认同自己的愚疑。
21、一个人如果不能从内心去原谅别人，那他就永远不会心安理得。
22、心中装满着自己的看法与想法的人，永远听不见别人的心声。
23、毁灭人只要一句话，培植一个人却要千句话，请你多口下留情。
24、当你劝告别人时，若不顾及别人的自尊心，那么再好的言语都没有用的。
25、不要在你的智慧中夹杂着傲慢。
不要使你的谦虚心缺乏智慧。
26、根本不必回头去看咒骂你的人是谁
如果有一条疯狗咬你一口，难道你也要趴下去反咬他一口吗
27、忌妒别人，不会给自己增加任何的好处。
忌妒别人，也不可能减少别人的成就。
28、永远不要浪费你的一分一秒，去想任何你不喜欢的人。
29、多少人要离开这个世间时，都会说出同一句话，这世界真是无奈与凄凉啊
30、恋爱不是慈善事业，不能随便施舍的。
感情是没有公式，没有原则，没有道理可循的。
可是人们至死都还在执著与追求。
31、请你用慈悲心和温和的态度，把你的不满与委屈说出来，别人就容易接受。
32、创造机会的人是勇者。
等待机会的人是愚者。
33、能说不能做，不是真智慧。
34、多用心去倾听别人怎么说，不要急着表达你自己的看法。
35、同样的瓶子，你为什么要装毒药呢
同样的心理，你为什么要充满着烦恼呢
36、得不到的东西，我们会一直以为他是美好的，那是因为你对他了解太少，没有时间与他相处在一起。
当有一天，你深入了解后，你会发现原不是你想像中的那么美好。
37、这个世间只有圆滑，没有圆满的。
38、活着一天，就是有福气，就该珍惜。
当我哭泣我没有鞋子穿的时候，我发现有人却没有脚。
39、多一分心力去注意别人，就少一分心力反省自己，你懂吗
40、欲知世上刀兵劫，但听屠门夜半声。
不要光埋怨自己多病，灾祸横生，多看看横死在你刀下的众生又有多少
41、憎恨别人对自己是一种很大的损失。
42、每一个人都拥有生命，但并非每个人都懂得生命，乃至于珍惜生命。
不了解生命的人，生命对他来说，是一种惩罚。
43、自以为拥有财富的人，其实是被财富所拥有。
44、情执是苦恼的原因，放下情执，你才能得到自在。
45、随缘不是得过且过，因循苟且，而是尽人事听天命。
46、不要太肯定自己的看法，这样子比较少后悔。
47、当你对自己诚实的时候，世界上没有人能够欺骗得了你。
48、用伤害别人的手段来掩饰自己缺点的人，是可耻的。
49、内心充满忌妒，心中不坦白，言语不正的人，不能算是一位五官端正的人。
50、多讲点笑话，以幽默的态度处事，这样子日子会好过一点。
51、活在别人的掌声中，是禁不起考验的人。
52、不要刻意去猜测他人的想法，如果你没有智慧与经验的正确判断，通常都会有错误的。
53、要了解一个人，只需要看他的出发点与目的地是否相同，就可以知道他是否真心的。
54、人生的真理，只是藏在平淡无味之中。
55、不洗澡的人，硬擦香水是不会香的。
名声与尊贵，是来自于真才实学的。
有德自然香。
56、与其你去排斥它已成的事实，你不如去接受它。
57、逆境是成长必经的过程，能勇于接受逆境的人，生命就会日渐的茁壮。
58、你要感谢告诉你缺点的人。
59、能为别人设想的人，永远不寂寞。
60、如果你能像看别人缺点一样，如此准确般的发现自己的缺点，那么你的生命将会不平凡。
61、原谅别人，就是给自己心中留下空间，以便回旋。
62、时间总会过去的，让时间流走你的烦恼吧
63、你硬要把单纯的事情看得很严重，那样子你会很痛苦。
64、永远扭曲别人善意的人，无药可救。
65、人不是坏的，只是习气罢了，每个人都有习气，只是深浅不同罢了。
只要他有向善的心，能原谅的就原谅他，不要把他看做是坏人。
66、说一句谎话，要编造十句谎话来弥补，何苦呢
67、其实爱美的人，只是与自己谈恋爱罢了。
68、世界上没有一个永远不被毁谤的人，也没有一个永远被赞叹的人。
当你话多的时候，别人要批评你，当你话少的时候，别人要批评你，当你沈默的时候，别人还是要批评你。
在这个世界上，没有一个人不被批评的。
69、夸奖我们，赞叹我们的，这都不是名师。
会讲我们，指示我们的，这才是良师，有了他们我们才会进步。
70、你目前所拥有的都将随着你的死亡而成为他人的，那为何不现在就乐施给真正需要的人呢
71、白白的过一天，无所事事，就像犯了窃盗罪一样。
72、沈默是毁谤最好的答覆。
73、对人恭敬，就是在庄严你自己。
74、拥有一颗无私的爱心，便拥有了一切。
75、仇恨永远不能化解仇恨，只有宽容才能化解仇恨，这是永恒的至理。
76、你接受比抱怨还要好，对于不可改变的事实，你除了接受以外，没有更好的办法了。
77、不要因为众生的愚疑，而带来了自己的烦恼。
不要因为众生的无知，而痛苦了你自己。
78、别人讲我们不好，不用生气、难过。
说我们好也不用高兴，这不好中有好，好中有坏，就看你会不会用
79、当你的错误显露时，可不要发脾气，别以为任性或吵闹，可以隐藏或克服你的缺点。
80、不要常常觉得自己很不幸，世界上比我们痛苦的人还要多。
81、愚痴的人，一直想要别人了解他。
有智慧的人，却努力的了解自己。
82、来是偶然的，走是必然的。
所以你必须，随缘不变，不变随缘。
83、只要面对现实，你才能超越现实。
84、良心是每一个人最公正的审判官，你骗得了别人，却永远骗不了你自己的良心。
85、不懂得自爱的人，是没有能力去爱别人的。
86、做事就是在学做人而已。
87、有时候我们要冷静问问自已，我们在追求什么
我们活着为了什么
88、不要因为小小的争执，远离了你至亲的好友，也不要因为小小的怨恨，忘记了别人的大恩。
89、勇于接受别人的批评，正好可以调整自己的缺点。
90、感谢上天我所拥有的，
94、如果你真的爱他，那么你必须容忍他部份的缺点。
95、要克服对死亡的恐惧，你必须要接受世上所有的人，都会死去的观念。
96、虽然你讨为我拥有很多，而是我要求的很少。
109、吃了就一定要拉，人一定要学会随缘放下，否则就会?便秘。
110感谢上天我所没有的。
91、说话不要有攻击性，不要有杀伤力，不夸已能，不扬人恶，自然能化敌为友。
92、一个常常看别人缺点的人，自己本身就不够好，因为他没有时间检讨他自己。
93、是非天天有，不听自然无，是非天天有，不听还是有，是非天天有，看你怎么办、常以为别人在注意你，或希望别人注意你的人，会生活的比较烦恼。
111、我能为你煮东西，但我不能为你吃东西。
各人吃饭是各人饱，各人生死是个人了。
112、看轻别人很容易，要摆平自己却很困难。
113、你只管活你自己的，不必去介意别人的扭曲与是非。
114、如果你准备结婚的话，告诉你一句非常重要的哲学名言，你一定要忍耐包容对方的缺点，世界上没有绝对幸福圆满的婚姻，幸福只是来自于无限的容忍与互相尊重。
115、如果你能够平平安安的渡过一天，那就是一种福气了。
多少人在今天已经见不到明天的太阳，多少人在今天已经成了残废，多少人在今天已经失去了自由，多少人在今天已经家破人亡。
116、是非和得失，要到最后的结果，才能评定。
117、你不必和因果争吵，因果从来就不会误人。
你也不必和命运争吵，命运它是最公平的审判官。
118、你有你的生命观，我有我的生命观，我不干涉你。
只要我能，我就感化你。
如果不能，那我就认命。
119、你希望掌握永恒，那你必须控制现在。
120、恶口永远不要出自于我们的口中，不管他有多坏，有多恶。
你愈骂他，你的心就被污染了，你要想，他就是你的善知识。
121、当你明天开始生活的时候，有人跟你争执，你就让他赢，这个赢跟输，都只是文字的观念罢了。
当你让对方赢，你并没有损失什么。
所谓的赢，他有赢到什么
得到什么
所谓的输，你又输到什么
失去什么
122、我们大部份的生命都浪费在文字语言的捉摸上。
123、你不要常常觉得自己很委曲，你应该要想，他对我这样已经很好了，这就是修行的功夫。
124、别人可以违背因果，别人可以害我们，打我们，毁谤我们。
可是我们不能因此而憎恨别人，为什么
我们一定要保有一颗完整的本性和一颗清净的心。
125、与任何人接触时，要常常问自己，我有什么对他有用
使他得益。
如果我不能以个人的道德、学问和修持的力量，来使人受益，就等于欠了一份债。
126、如果一个人没有苦难的感受，就不容易对他人给予同情。
你要学救苦救难的精神，就得先受苦受难。
127、一般人在遇到对方的权势大，财富大，气力大，在无可奈何的情形之下而忍，这算什么忍耐呢
真正的忍是，就算他欺负了你，对不住你，但他什么都不及你，你有足够的力量对付他，而你却能容忍他，认为他的本性和我一样，只是一时糊涂，或在恶劣的环境中受到熏染罢了，你不必与他计较，能在这样的情况及心境之下容忍那才是真正的忍耐。
128、如果我们放眼从累生历劫去看，那么一切的众生，谁不曾做过我的父母、兄弟姊妹、亲戚眷属
谁不曾做过我的仇敌冤家
如果说有恩，个个与我有恩；如果说有冤，个个与我有冤。
这样子我们还有什么恩怨亲疏之别呢
再就智慧愚笨来说，人人有聪明的时候，也有愚痴的时候，聪明的人可能变愚痴，愚痴的人也可能变聪明。
最坏的人，也曾做过许多好事，而且不会永远坏；好人也曾做过许多坏事，将来也不一定会好。
如此我们反覆思索，所谓的冤亲、贤愚，这许多差别的概念，自然就会渐渐淡了。
这绝对不是混沌，也不是不知好坏，而是要将我们无始以来的偏私差别之见，以一视同仁的平等观念罢了
129、世界原本就不是属于你，因此你用不着抛弃，要抛弃的是一切的执著。
万物皆为我所用，但非我所属。
130、宁可自己去原谅别人，莫让别人来原谅你 回答者： 天字一号强 | 二级 | 2010-12-20 20:13 人而无信，不知其可也——孔子 言无常信，行无常贞，惟利所在，无所不倾，若是则可谓小人矣——荀子 信犹五行之土，无定位，无成名，而水金木无不待是以生者。
——朱熹 若有人兮天一方，忠为衣兮信为裳。
——卢照龄
2017关于护苗名人名言的书签2017年你最喜欢的一句名人名言是什么
人生如舞台，如果你单单叙述一件事情，就无法打动人心。
所以你必须生动活泼的把事实编造成一种喜剧的形态，也就是以喜剧的手法来处理你的人生，使你的周围洋溢着欢欣鼓舞的气氛。
—— 卡耐基
英语名言
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. - H. G. Wells (1866-1946)Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)Don't be so humble - you are not that great. - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomatHis ignorance is encyclopedic - Abba Eban (1915-2002)If a man does his best, what else is there? - General George S. Patton (1885-1945)I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. - Saint Augustine (354-430)Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo GalileiThe artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola (1840-1902)This book fills a much-needed gap. - Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a reviewThe full use of your powers along lines of excellence. - definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings (1894-1962)Give me a museum and I'll fill it. - Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)Assassins! - Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to his orchestraI'll moider da bum. - Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William ShakespeareIn theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. - Jan L.A. van de SnepscheutI find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes (1596-1650), Discours de la MethodeIn the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. - Henry Ford (1863-1947)Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns (1896-1996)I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889-1951)The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar DijkstraC makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne StroustrupA mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos (1913-1996)Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos (1913-1996)Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides (556-468bc)The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad. - Salvador Dali (1904-1989)If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell (1621-1678)Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato (427-347 B.C.)The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it. - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. - Arnold Schwarzenegger (1947-)We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it. - John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) when asked what is his favorite songHuman history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H. G. Wells (1866-1946)Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873)The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. - unknownWomen might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon StoneIf you are going through hell, keep going. - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'. - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire (1694-1778)He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J. Paul Getty (1892-1976)Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote - Man of La ManchaWhen you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver (1864-1943)How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin (1903-1977)I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick (II) the GreatMaybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot (1819-1880)Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven WrightI've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)It's kind of fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney (1901-1966)We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince LombardiThe optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch CabellA friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller (1874-1960)All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. - Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto EcoBe nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. - Jimmy DuranteThe true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969), Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti (sculptor)All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank ZappaPerfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint ExuperyLife is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac AsimovIf you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl SaganIt is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G. B. BurginOnce is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. - Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi HendrixA clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe (1749-1832)Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. - Richard BachA witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire (1694-1778)Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens (1882-1950)The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger (1923-)Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will DurantI have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario AndrettiI do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means. - Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, 1925.Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. - Henry Ford (1863-1947)I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon (1947-2003)There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, they finish by loading honors on your head. - Jean Cocteau (1889-1963)Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together. - Georg Lichtenberg (1742-1799)Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca (3BC - 65AD)Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket? - Bumper StickerGod, please save me from your followers! - Bumper StickerFill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy lifeFirst they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball TeamTragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel BrooksMost people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates (470-399 B.C.)Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. - Gore VidalWise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer (1805-80)It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy DavenportWhen you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr (1885-1962)We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr (1885-1962)When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite. - Paul Dirac (1902-1984)I would have made a good Pope. - Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. PrescottAnyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. - John von Neumann (1903-1957)The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening positionIt is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demandsReality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult. - C. A. R. HoareMake everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)What do you take me for, an idiot? - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happyI heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. - Bill HirstThree o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria SteinemNo one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)Everything has been figured out, except how to live. - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar TupperThank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas (1900-1966)From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe (1749-1832)In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977)The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. - Lucille S. HarperYou got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. - Yogi BerraI love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney (1901-1966)He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West (1892-1980)Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail GodwinUniversity politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger (1923-)The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton (1885-1945)Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)There is no sincerer love than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)I don't even butte
