有关计算机的名言
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” - Pablo Picasso 计算机没有什么用处。
它们唯一能做的就是告诉你答案。
－－Pablo Picasso “Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.” - Zalman Stern 分布式文件系统是一场残忍的骗局。
－－Zalman Stern “A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.” - Mitch Ratcliffe 人类有史以来的所有发明中－－也许不包括手枪或龙舌兰酒－－计算机是让你犯错误最多最快的。
－－Mitch Ratcliffe “Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.” - Andy Rooney 计算机使很多事情更容易做到，但其中大部分并不是必需。
－－Andy Rooney “Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions” - Laurent Gasser 计算机并不解决问题，它们只是执行解决方案。
－－Laurent Gasser “Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.” - Lord Kelvin 如果大幅增加费用换来的只是性能可疑的提升，这种情况仅仅出现在赛马和女人身上才是让人可以容忍的。
－－Lord Kelvin “Memory is like an orgasm. It’s a lot better if you don’t have to fake it.” - Seymore Cray (on virtual memory) 内存就象性高潮。
不作假会好一点。
－－Seymore Cray (对虚拟内存的评价) “Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.” - F. L. Bauer 所谓软件工程就是指计算机科学中对计算机科学家来说太难的那一部分。
－－F. L. Bauer “Base eight is just like base ten really, if you’re missing two fingers” - Tom Lehrer 八进制和十进制其实也差不多，如果你少了两根手指头的话。
－－Tom Lehrer “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don’t.” “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don’t, and those that confuse it with binary.” 这个世界上有 10 种人，其中有些是能理解二进制的，有些则不懂。
这个世界上有 10 种人，其中有些是能理解三进制的，有些不懂，有些则把它和二进制弄混淆了。
“If you torture the data enough, it will confess” - Ronald Coase 如果你拷问数据到一定程度，它自然会坦白的。
－－Ronald Coase “As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error” - Weisert 据我们所知，我们的计算机还没有未被检验出的错误。
－－Weisert “If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.” 如果你交给某人一个程序，你将折磨他一整天；如果你教某人如何编写程序，你将折磨他一辈子。
“Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.” - Dick Brandon 文档就如同“性爱”，当它好的时候，简直美妙得无与伦比；当它糟糕的时候，又糟得一塌糊涂。
－－Dick Brandon “Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” - Michael Sinz 编程就好比“性爱”，一个错误就能让你一辈子不得安宁。
－－Michael Sinz “Perfection is achieved not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing left to take away.” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery 无一分可增不叫完美，无一分可减才是。
－－Antoine de Saint-Exupery “Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.” - Fred Brooks 爱因斯坦经常说必定存在对自然的简单解释，因为“上帝”不（应）是反复无常或独断专行的。
软件工程师可没有这样的信念作安慰。
－－Fred Brooks “Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” - Dave Platt 管理一堆高级程序员就象放牧一群猫。
－－Dave Platt “If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.” - Norm Schryer 倘若代码和注释不一致，那么很可能两者都是错的。
－－Norm Schryer “If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.” - Alan J. Perlis 如果你的计算机说英语，那么它很可能是日本造的。
－－Alan J. Perlis “\\\/* You are not expected to understand this *\\\/” - comment in the context-switching code of the V6 Unix kernel 这一句比较让人郁闷，还是不翻译出来的好：） －－V6 UNIX kernel的context switching代码中的注释 “The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance” - Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory 随机数的产生实在太重要了，不能够让它由偶然性来决定。
－－Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory “Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.” - Ralph Johnson 在软件可重用之前先得可使用。
－－Ralph Johnson “To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer.” 人的过失会带来错误，但要制造真正的灾难还得用计算机。
“Error, keyboard not found - press F1 to continue.” - BIOS system message 错误，没有发现键盘 － 按 F1 键继续。
－－BIOS系统的提示信息 “When all else fails, read the instructions.” - L. Iasellio 走投无路时再去阅读说明。
－－L. Iasellio “The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children.” - Linus Torvalds PowerPC的内存管理可以用来吓唬小孩子。
－－Linus Torvalds “Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.” - Steve Wozniak 永远不要信任那些你无法将其抛出窗外的电脑。
－－Steve Wozniak “The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents.” - Nathaniel Borenstein 许多专家认为，导致世界毁灭最可能的原因是意外事件。
那正是我们在做的；我们是计算机专业人士，我们正在制造意外事件。
－－Nathaniel Borenstein “The disadvantage of working over networks is that you can’t so easily go into someone else’s office and rip their bloody heart out” - Jim McDonald 将网络引入工作后的缺点是，走进某人的办公室并将他剥皮拆骨远不如以前那么方便了。
－－Jim McDonald “I invented it, Bill made it famous” - David Bradley (wrote the code for Ctrl-Alt-Delete on the IBM PC) 我创造了它，比尔则让它声名远扬 －－David Bradley (他在 IBM PC 上写出 Ctrl-Alt-Delete 的相关代码) “Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.” UNIX 是很友好的，只不过它结交朋友时很有选择性。
“Welcome to DALNet! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the teenage girls are undercover FBI Agents!” - DALNet IRC Welcome Message 欢迎来到 DALNet
在这里“男性”都是男性，“女性”也是男性假扮的，而“十几岁的女孩子”都是 FBI 密探
关于英语的名言
Rome was not built in a day .冰冻三日，非一日之寒。
All things are difficult before they are easy.凡是必先难后易。
While there is life,there is hope.，不怕没柴烧。
Where there is a will, there is a way.有志者事竟成。
Storms make trees take deeper roots.风暴使树木深深扎根。
Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.心之所愿，无事不成。
Pain past is pleasure.痛苦过去既是快乐。
Never accept failure, no matter how often it visit you .Keep on going .Never give up .Never .即使再多的失败业不能认输，坚持不懈永不放弃。
Nothing down ,nothing up.没有落就没有起。
Failure teaches success.。
Well begun is half done.好的开始是成功的一半。
A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.。
Believing in oneself is the first step on the road to success.相信自己是走向成功的第一步。
No sweet without sweat.没有辛勤的劳动就没有甜蜜的收获。
Idel young,nothing gain.，老大徒伤悲。
Never too old to learn;never too late to turn.学习不厌老，改过不嫌迟。
No waste,no want.勤俭节约，不愁短缺。
One day is worth two tomorrow.把握一个今天胜似两个明天。
Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.脑中有知识胜过手中有金钱。
A bird in the hand is worth two in th bush.双鸟在林，不如。
To be successful,the first thing to do is to fall in love with your work.成功的第一要素就是热爱你的事业。
A life without friend is a life without sun.人生没有朋友就如人生没有太阳。
Genius is nothing but labor and diligence.天才出于勤奋。
Honesty and diligence should be your eternal mate.诚实与勤奋应该成为你终生的伴侣。
To save time is to lengthen life.节约时间就是延长生命。
Actions speak louder than words.事实胜于雄辩。
Nothing is difficult to the man who will try.世上无难事，只要肯登攀。
Great minds think alike.英雄所见略同。
Look before you leap.三思而后行。
The world is his who enjoys it.世界属于热爱世界的人。
Virtue and a trade are the best portion for children. 德行和一门技能是孩子最好的遗产. Better early than late. 宁早勿迟。
Every rose has its thron. 每朵玫瑰都有刺。
He who keeps company with the wolf will learn to howl. 近朱者赤，近墨者黑。
A wise man and a fool together know more than a wise man. 三个臭皮匠赛过诸葛亮。
Knowledge is power. 。
引用名人名言及谚语时，可使用如下句型： Just as the saying goers:“No garden is without weeds”,computer games have also some disadvantages. 正像常言所说:“没有无杂草的花园”，计算机也有一些不足之处。
As the proverb goes:“Every coin has its two sides”,television has both advantages and disadvantages. 正像谚语所说：“任何硬币都有两面”，电视既有优点也有缺点。
英文格言
1. I love you not because of who you are,but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2. No man or woman is worth your tears,and the one who is ,won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3.The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4.Never frown,even when you are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要悉眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5.To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某人，你是他的整个世界。
6.Don't waste your time on a man\\\/woman,who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8. Don't try to hard,the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9.Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,so that when we finally meet the person,we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10. Don't cry because it is over,smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有1、one should love anim als. they are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
2、save water. shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
3、behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。
4、success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
5、love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
6、children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会发生意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
〃 7、your future depends on your dreams.〃 so go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来,”所以还是再睡一会吧。
8、〃hard work never killed anybody.
关于dream的英语名言警句
1 life should be such as candles,burning from the top in the end,has always been bright人生应该如蜡烛一样,从顶燃到底,一直都是光明的2Road is a foot out,history is written out.Person's every move in writing their own history路是脚踏出来的,历史是人写出来的.人的每一步行动都在书写自己的历史3I hope every time memories,do not feel guilty for life但愿每次回忆,对生活都不感到负疚4Human happiness and joy is hard,and the most valuable for dreams 人类的幸福和欢乐在于奋斗,而最有价值的是为梦想而奋斗 5The happiest thing,than fight for every dream 世界上最快乐的事,莫过于为梦想而奋斗 6The realization of dreams rely on dry,do not rely on empty 梦想的实现只靠干,不靠空谈
计算机方面的格言(10个字左右)
我的座右铭是：第一是诚实，第二是勤勉，第三是专于工作。
—— 卡耐基
英语十篇日记加格言
1）Today, I feel stair very dirty, I want to do good deeds. I said to her mother, I want to clean sweep on the first floor, has been stair. Mother agreed. So I took the broom began to clean the stair, from my house to the fifth floor downward all Saul to the first floor. I think has swept very clean, but also esau is fast, but I was not a bit tired. I clean after me good, he went to the 4th floor old woman's house. I can do this thing, a savory praised me, I was very happy. 译： 今天,我觉得楼梯很脏,我要做好事.我对妈妈说：“我要打扫楼梯,一直扫到一楼.”妈妈答应了.于是,我拿着扫把开始打扫楼梯,从我家5楼一直往下扫到一楼.我觉得已经扫得很干净了,而且也扫得比较快,可是我一点也不累.我打扫好了以后,就到4楼阿婆家玩. 我做了这件好事后,阿婆表扬了我,我心里很高兴. 2）Ah ha, when I get up, it was time for lunch. But I really have a lot of work to do, I must write words English dairy, then learned “Li yang” English, then …… .Oh, my god, if I do it in the afternoon, I will ready to dead. So I wrote words, now I’m writing my English dairy. Wish I could finish these works today. Bye! 哈哈,当我起床的时候,刚好到了午餐时间.但我真的有很多工作要做,我必须写单词,然后学习,然后……哦,我的上帝,如果我要一直做到下午,我真的快死了.因此我在写单词,写我的英文日记.希望我能完成今天这些任务.再见了! 3）How happy I am. Yesterday I finished all the work very quick, so I have a lot of time to do myself. Sometimes finish work early is a good thing, we can have more interests to do the next work. Because of this, I write English dairy eight in the morning. But I wrote it in the evening in the pass day. Everyone, if you can finish the work quickly, not lazy, try your best. 我有多么的高兴,昨天我很快完成了所有的工作,所以我有很多时间用来自己分配.有时提前完成学习任务是件好事,我们会有更多的兴趣去做下一件事情.正因为如此,我写英语日记都是在早上八点.但在过去的晚上我还是要在晚上写.任何人,如果你能完成这项工作得很快,不要偷懒,尽自己最大的努力. 4）I had a good time last weekend. On Sunday morning, I stayed at home and did my homework. The homework wasn’t difficult. After that, I played volleyball with my friends. It was tired, but very exciting. In the afternoon, I cooked dinner for my parents. It was a little difficult, I think. After dinner, I went to swim in the river. I can swim very well. I had a relaxing weekend. 我有一个很好的时间上周末.星期天早上,我留在家里和我的家庭作业.作业并不困难.在此之后,我打排球我的朋友.这是很累,但非常兴奋.下午,我煮晚餐我的父母.这是一个什么困难,我想.晚餐后,我去游泳,在河里.我可以游得很好.我有一个轻松的周末. 5）This holiday is my best busy holiday for I am learning English, computer word I fall in the weekend exam. Many times I want to take today off, my mother said to me:“go on, you must belive that you can do it.” So I have to try. Now my English is better than 2months ago. I must thanks my mother, she is good for me. Practices makes perfect. 这个假期是我最好的繁忙的节日,因为我在周末考试没考好,所以我学习英语和计算机单词.许多次,我想放弃今天的学习,妈妈对我说:“继续,你相信你能做到.所以我不能不试一试.现在我的英语比2个月前好得多.我要感谢我的妈妈,她对我很好.实践才能达到完美. 6）英：This morning I had a funny look into the matter. A dog in the ice dancing ballet. The dog dancing on the ice to slide to slide, and accidentally hit the slide. Open limbs, good or funny. May be unexpected happened, it carefully stood up! Forelegs, but a slip back a Gouchi Shi. Ridiculous, it is a very funny! 中：今天早上,我看看到了一件滑稽事.一只狗在冰上跳“”.那只狗手舞足蹈的在冰面上滑来滑去,打了滑.四肢张开,好是滑稽.可让人意想不到是发生了,它小心翼翼地站起来了!可是前腿一打滑又来了一个狗吃屎.笑死人了,简直是太滑稽了 7）英：An interesting thing happened on yesterday.At night,when I was sleepping ,I dreamed I sleeping on a dog's body,and the dog suddenly jumping up and shouting at me,he said:I want to eat you,you smell very delicious!Then I ran away quickly.ling ling ling!A big sound was happened,I woke up quickly,then,I thought,where I am?Oh,that is my dream,just a dream. 中：昨晚发生了一件有趣的事情.晚上,当我睡觉的时候,我梦到自己睡在一只狗的身上.这只狗突然跳起来,并且冲着我大叫：“我要吃了你,你闻起来太美味了.”我吓的快速的逃跑.“呤呤呤”我在一阵响亮的声音中醒来,然后想：我在哪?哦,我在做梦,幸好那仅仅是一个梦. 8）I have rested for a week. I began to feel bored. So I went out with my friends. They are my best friends in the middle school. We didn’t go to someplace special. We just saw the other. We had lunch together. While we were having lunch, we were still talking about the new school and new friends. Yes! A year later, we have grown riper. And we learned much more things and got new life. We haven’t enough time to play, to waste and to lose the way. We only have two years. Two years to go, we will get the real life which belongs to us. （和同学们出去玩） 9）It was the first day of our winter holiday. All of us were very happy. Why? Because we have one months to do things we love to do. We are free. Although we have some homework. But we can finish them in several days. And the rest time we can make good use of. My god! We have been very tired after hard studying. In winter holidays, I want to have full sleep and eat good food in order to replenish myself. Last but not the least, I will have a good rest. （睡懒觉,吃零食） 10）The screen of my father’s mobile telephone is broken. When you open the mobile telephone, the screen is always white with light. You can’t see from the screen. And my father is a businessman. He needed a new one. So my father and I went to the electrical appliance shop. There are many new kinds of mobile telephones. At first, my father chose a Sumsung one. But all the telephones have sold out. Finally, my father chose a Motorola one.
计算机英语学习软件1
名言：很出名的说法,著名的话.即使不是名人说的话,也一定是流传甚广、很有名的句子.但不一定有很深刻的教育意义.如“儿多母苦,盐多菜苦”.格言：含有教育意义可为准则的字句.具有深刻的教育、警示作用.如“人生的价值,并不是用时间,而是用深度去衡量的 —— 列夫·托尔斯泰”.有时二者很难区分,绝大多数名言亦是格言,同时很多深入人心的格言亦是名言.但如果非要区分的话,一是格言一定含有教育意义,名言可以没有（但事实上名言均有一定的教育意义,可以视为格言）；二是有些格言并不为人深知,也就算不得名言,如“别想一下造出大海,必须先由小河川开始”.
