二十条关于青春,生命的格言
1. The angry is that taking the others mistake to punish oneself. 1. 生气是拿别人做错的事来惩罚自己。
2. The hope of tomorrow let us forget today’s pain. 2. 明天望，让我们忘了今天的痛苦。
3. Shining is not the sun's patent, you also may shine. 3. 发光并非太专利，你也可以发光。
4. The only way to obtain happiness is that, cherish what you have got and forget what you haven’t got. 4. 获致幸福的不二法门是珍视你所拥有的、遗忘你所没有的。
5. You may obtain the world with love; you also may lose the world with hate. 5. 你可以用爱得到全世界，你也可以用恨失去全世界。
6. The true love should surmount the length of life, the width of mind and the depth of soul. 6. 真正的爱,应该超越生命的长度、心灵的宽度、灵魂的深度。
7. The strength of love is big enough to cause the person to forget all, but actually as small which cannot hold just a sand of envy. 7. 爱的力量大到可以使人忘记一切，却又小到连一粒嫉妒的沙石也不能容纳。
8. No matter when you start, the more importantly is that do not stop after started. No matter when you end, the more importantly is that do not regret after ended. 8. 不论你在什麽时候开始，重要的是开始之后就不要停止。
不论你在什麽时候结束，重要的是结束之后就不要悔恨。
9. Entertain the highest hope, for the greatest endeavor, make the worst plan. 9. 抱最大的希望，为最大的努力，做最坏的打算。
10. The place which the ideal is in, the hell maybe a heaven. The place which hope is in, the pain may becomes happiness. 10. 有理想在的地方，地狱就是天堂。
有希望在的地方，痛苦也成欢乐。
11. God never complains people’s ignorance while people actually complains the unfair of God. 11. 上帝从不埋怨人们的愚昧，人们却埋怨上帝的不公平。
12. The happy life should fill the anticipation, pleasantly surprise and grateful. 12. 美好的生命应该充满期待、惊喜和感激。
13. In the world the most exhausting matter is that spending every day falsely. 13. 世上最累人的事，莫过於虚伪的过日子。
14. Actually it is just in an idea when feel oneself can achieve and cannot achieve. 14. 觉得自己做得到和做不到，其实只在一念之间。
15. Low down the anticipation in advance then the concern’s for people could be more comfortable. 15. 少一点预设的期待，那份对人的关怀会更自在。
16. The person will not lose oneself so long as not lose the direction. 16. 人只要不失去方向，就不会失去自己。
17. If you once eulogized the daybreak, then also asks you to hug the dark night. 17. 如果你曾歌颂黎明，那麽也请你拥抱黑夜。
18. The regards shouldn’t be so careful but it must be sincerely to be moved. 18. 问候不一定要慎重其事，但一定要真诚感人。
19. The important line in life is not the position which stands, but the direction which faces. 19. 人生重要的不是所站的位置，而是所朝的方向。
20. When you can fly, do not have to give up fly. When you can dream, do not have to give up the dream. When you can love, do not give up the love. 20. 当你能飞的时候就不要放弃飞。
当你能梦的时候就不要放弃梦。
当你能爱的时候就不要放弃爱。
21. People always treasure the ones which haven’t obtained, but forget the ones which had already had. 21. 人总是珍惜未得到的，而遗忘了所拥有的。
22. One today will exceed two tomorrow. 22. 一个今天胜过两个明天。
23. Must engrave on mind; every day is the happiest day in a year. 23. 要铭记在心；每天都是一年中最美好的日子。
24. The optimism sees the opportunity in the disaster; the pessimist sees the disaster in the opportunity. 24. 乐观者在灾祸中看到机会；悲观者在机会中看到灾祸。
25. It doesn’t mean the in existence of fear if have courage, but is dares facing to fear, to overcome the fear. 25. 有勇气并不表示恐惧不存在，而是敢面对恐惧、克服恐惧。
26. The biggest mistake in life is the unceasingly worried about making mistake. 26. 人生最大的错误是不断担心会犯错。
27. Turn your face to the sunlight then there cannot have the shadow. 27. 把你的脸迎向阳光，那就不会有阴影。
28. The experience takes out by the essence of pain. 28. 经验是由痛苦中粹取出来的。
29. Face the past with the least lamentation, face present with the least waste and with the most dream to face future. 29. 用最少的悔恨面对过去。
用最少的浪费面对现在。
用最多的梦面对未来。
30. If you want to have the perfect friendship, possibly you may find no friend for all lifetime. 30. 如你想要拥有完美无暇的友谊，可能一辈子找不到朋友。
31. Do not put yourself in the deep of sorrow when you feel unpleasant, think about the days with laughter. 31. 不如意的时候不要尽往悲伤里钻，想想有笑声的日子吧。
32. Before correct others, meditate on yourself whether you make mistake first. 32. 要纠正别人之前，先反省自己有没有犯错。
33. If you cannot put yourself in the battle of heights just because of the fear of defeat, you will never get successes. 33. 因害怕失败而不敢放手一搏，永远不会成功。
34. If you want to overcome the anxiety and depressed in life, you may learn to be your own master first. 34. 要克服生活的焦虑和沮丧，得先学会做自己的主人。
35. You cannot control the weather, but you can change your mood. 35. 你不能左右天气，但你能转变你的心情。
36. The most fearful poverty is the feeling of lonely and be abandoned. 36. 孤单寂寞与被遗弃感是最可怕的贫穷。
37. Treat others kindly when you are self-satisfied, because you will need them when you are frustrated. 37. 得意时应善待他人，因为你失意时会需要他们。
38. There are two kinds of people in the world: requester and giving. Perhaps the former can eat well, but the latter absolutely can have good sleep. 38. 世界上有两种人：索取者和给予者。
前者也许能吃得更好，但后者绝对能睡得更香。
39. The 100 sheep under the leadership of one line are more fearful than the 100 lions under the leadership of one sheep. 39. 领导下的100只绵羊，要比1只绵羊领导的100头狮子可怕得多。
40 We always like the person who adore ourselves, but we not necessarily like the person which ourselves worship. 40. 我们向来喜欢崇拜自己的人，但我们不一定喜欢自己崇拜的人。
矛盾是解决不完的，所以艺术没有止境，没有perfect的一天，人生也没有perfect的一天。
打一成语： 格言是
成语：永无止境格言：世间没有一种具有真正价值的东西，可以不经过艰苦辛勤劳动而能够得到的。
—— 爱迪生
英文“Practice make perfect”的意思相近英文名言
1.The first step is always the hardest万事开头2.If at first you don\\\\'t succeed, try, try again 如果开始的时候没能成功，要努力努努力。
3.No pain, no gain 没有痛苦，有收获。
4.Don\\\\'t cry over spilled milk 覆水难收。
5.Make hay while the sun shines 你应该把握和机遇去做你想做的事。
6.Practice makes perfect 实践出真知。
（不断实践才能缔造完美）8.You reap what you sow 一份耕耘，一份收获。
9.Two heads are better than one 两个人一起比单打独斗要有效的的多。
10.Don\\\\'t put off until tomorrow what you can do today 不要再拖延了，今天能完成的事就今天做。
None is of freedom or of life deserving unless he daily conquers it anew.只有每天再度战胜生活并夺取自由的人，才配享受生活的自由。
There is no such thing as a great talent without great will - power. 没有伟大的意志力，便没有雄才大略。
Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. 与其诅咒黑暗，不如燃起蜡烛。
Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people. 困难坎坷是人们的生活教科书。
Our destiny offers not the cup of despair, but the chalice of opportunity. So let us seize it, not in fear, but in gladness.命运给予我们的不是失望之酒，而是机会之杯。
因此，让我们毫无畏惧，满心愉悦地把握命运。
Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.卓越的天才不屑走旁人走过的路。
他寻找迄今未开拓的地区。
Do not , for one repulse , give up the purpose that you resolved to effect.不要只因一次失败，就放弃你原来决心想达到的目的。
If you would go up high , then use your own legs ! Do not let yourselves carried aloft; do not seat yourselves on other people’s backs and heads.如果你想走到高处，就要使用自己的两条腿
不要让别人把你抬到高处；不要坐在别人的背上和头上。
Pross is the activity of today and the assurance of tomorrow.进步乃今日之努力，明日之保证。
——EmersonIf you do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old.如果年轻时不培养知识，年老时将没有乘凉的树荫。
——Chesterfield Have an aim in life, or your energies will be wasted.没有目标的一生注定碌碌无为，确定一个目标吧。
——R.Peters Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass.生活没有目标，就像航海没有罗盘。
——John Ruskin One of the most dangerous forms of human error is forgetting what one is trying to achieve.人犯错误最危险的一种就是忘记自己的目标是什么。
——Paul Nitze High expectations are the key to everything.远大理想是开启万物的钥匙。
——Sam Walton What makes life dreary is the want of motive.缺少动力将让生活无聊乏味。
——G.EliotIf you wait, all that happens is that you get older.如果你等待，发生的只是你变老。
——Larry McMurtryHope deserts us at no period of our existence.在我们一生中，希望从来未遗弃过我们。
——R.L.StevensonThere is no such thing as genius；it is nothing but labour and diligence.人世无所谓天才，它仅是吃苦加勤奋。
Failure is the mother of success.--Thomas Paine失败乃成功之母While there is life there is hope.一息若存，希望不灭。
Pursue your object,be it what it will,steadily and indefatigably.不管追求什么目标，都应坚定不懈。
A strong man will struggle with the storms of fate.--Thomas Addison强者能同命运的风暴抗争。
--爱迪生He who seize the right moment,is the right man.--Goethe谁把握机会，谁就心想事成。
--歌德Perseverance is falling nineteen times and succeeding the twentieth.--J.Anderson只要坚持不懈，失败十九次之后，第二十次就会成功。
--安德森
经典的英语格言（带翻译）
只要符合你的思想的，都是有个性的
英语名言
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Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel BrooksMost people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates (470-399 B.C.)Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. - Gore VidalWise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer (1805-80)It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy DavenportWhen you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr (1885-1962)We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr (1885-1962)When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite. - Paul Dirac (1902-1984)I would have made a good Pope. - Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. PrescottAnyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. - John von Neumann (1903-1957)The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening positionIt is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demandsReality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult. - C. A. R. HoareMake everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)What do you take me for, an idiot? - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happyI heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. - Bill HirstThree o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria SteinemNo one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)Everything has been figured out, except how to live. - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar TupperThank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas (1900-1966)From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe (1749-1832)In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977)The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. - Lucille S. HarperYou got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. - Yogi BerraI love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney (1901-1966)He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West (1892-1980)Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail GodwinUniversity politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger (1923-)The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton (1885-1945)Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)There is no sincerer love than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)I don't even butte
