求英语谚语格言10条笑话5个
Obedience is the first duty of a soldier军人以服从命令为天职。
Observation is the best teacher.观察是最好的老师。
Offense is the best defense.进攻是最好的防御。
Old friends and old wines are best.陈酒味醇，老友情深。
Old sin makes new shame.一失足成千古恨。
Once a man and twice a child.一次老，两次小。
Once a thief, always a thief.偷盗一次，做贼一世。
Once bitten, twice shy.一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井绳。
One boy is a boy, two boys half a boy, three boys no boy.一个和尚挑水喝，两个和尚抬水喝，三个和尚没水喝。
One cannot put back the clock.时钟不能倒转。
One eyewitness is better than ten hearsays.百闻不如一见。
One false move may lose the game.一着不慎，满盘皆输。
One good turn deserves another.行善积德。
One hour today is worth two tomorrow.争分夺秒效率高。
One man‘s fault is other man‘s lesson.前车之鉴。
One never loses anything by politeness.讲礼貌不吃亏。
One swallow does not make a summ一燕不成夏。
I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir! I wasn't asleep, the man answered. Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed. I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car. 我没有睡着 当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。
售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒
” “我没有睡着。
”那个男人回答。
“没睡着
可是你眼睛都闭上了呀
” “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。
”The poor husbandYou can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.可怜的丈夫“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。
”Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father? The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, Obviously he was painting the pictures. 父亲在哪儿
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀
” “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。
那爸爸去哪儿了呢
” 哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。
”Does the dog know the proverb, too? The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. It's all right, said a gentleman, don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite? Ah, yes, answered the little boy. I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too? 狗也知道这个谚语吗
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。
’” “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗
” 一 Can we have our teacher back
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, When can we have our teacher back? 能让我们的老师回去吗
有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。
一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。
五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢
” 二 Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down. 谁更有礼貌
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。
瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。
但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。
三 Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. 昂贵的代价 牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母亲：二十五美元
可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀
牙科医生：是的。
但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了
请教一下与各种颜色有关的英语谚语或格言给我讲讲呗
你敬我一尺，我敬你一丈 礼貌比法律更强有力。
——卡莱尔 礼貌经常可以代替最高贵的感情。
——梅里美 礼貌对于人性，犹如热力之对于蜡。
——Arthur Schopenhauer 一个人的礼貌是一面照出它的肖像的镜子。
——歌 德 尊敬别人就是尊敬自己。
——高尔斯华绥 永不向权势低头，但要摘帽为礼。
——Jim Fiebig,NANA 礼所以决嫌疑，定犹豫，别同异，明是非也。
——吴兢 没有一种礼貌会在外表上叫人一眼就看出教养的不足，正确的教育在于使外表上的彬彬有礼和人的高尚的教养同时表现出来。
——歌德 礼之于人，犹酒之有襞也。
——孔子 文化修养的目的在于增强和提高鉴赏那些最高尚、最深奥的事物的真和美的能力。
——波伊斯 对于对方的无礼的一种无言的非议和责备，而这种讥讽是使谁都会感受到不安的。
——洛克 君子忍人所不能忍，容人所不能容，处人所不能处。
——马南 礼貌比法律更强有力。
——卡莱尔 礼貌经常可以代替最高贵的感情。
——梅里美 礼貌对于人性，犹如热力之对于蜡。
——Arthur Schopenhauer 一个人的礼貌是一面照出它的肖像的镜子。
——歌 德有一种内在的礼貌,它是同爱联系在一起的,它会在行为的外表上产生出最令人愉快的礼貌. --[德]歌德 有礼貌不一定是智慧的标志，可是不礼貌总使人怀疑其愚蠢。
--[英]兰道尔 一个人如果对陌生人亲切而有礼貌，那他一定是一位真诚而富有同情心的好人，他的心常和别人的心联系在一起，而不是孤立的。
---培根 一个人的礼貌，就是一面照出他的肖像的镜子。
--[德]歌德 礼仪是微妙的东西，他既是人们交际所不可或缺的，又是不可过于计较的。
---培根 礼貌使有礼貌的人喜悦，也使那些受人礼貌相待的人们愉悦。
英语格言谚语 有关团队合作的，谢谢，最好有中英文的对照
Unity is strength 团结力量大There is no I in teamworks 全队的配合不分你我United we stand, divided we fall 团级导致胜利，分歧导致失败If you can't pass, you can't play (乔丹教练对乔丹说的话） 如果你不会传球，你就不会打篮球
