幽默的英文句子
【第一条】英文：Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.中文：考试害了多少个孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会了作弊。
【第二条】英文：For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.中文：对于美女，看两眼就行，转身告诉自己，我老婆比她们都好。
【第三条】英文：Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.中文：你有没有发现，那些讨厌你的人，长得都特别丑。
【第四条】英文：Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.中文：自从会玩QQ后，我发现我拼音越来越好了，读书都没这效果。
【第五条】英文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.中文：我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。
【第六条】英文：I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!中文：我抽的不是烟，也不是寂寞，是二手烟
【第七条】英文：Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.中文：考试有人靠的是实力，而我靠的是丰富的想象力。
【第八条】英文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.中文：国外：思想和才能才是王道，国内：关系和马屁才能横行。
【第九条】英文：The teacher said to hear and fine, I know he's salary.中文：听到老师说又要开始罚钱，我就知道是他工资花完了。
【第十条】英文：The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.中文：男人情史丰富那叫风流，女人情史丰富那叫风骚。
【第十一条】英文：One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.中文：一个人快活，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。
【第十二条】英文：Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.中文：毛爷爷说，不以结婚为目的的搞对象都是耍流氓。
【第十三条】英文：Brother, you have to face the resolution is good?中文：大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗
【第十四条】英文：In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.中文：天上没有白掉的馅饼，倒有白掉的砖头。
【第十五条】英文：Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have!中文：理想就像内裤，要有，但不能逢人就去证明你有
【第十六条】英文：More to their fucking great time also can not compare with idiot years.中文：再多各自牛逼的时光 也比不上一起傻逼的岁月。
【第十七条】英文：Thinking of how far, how far you roll; light how fast, how fast you roll.中文：思想有多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。
【第十八条】英文：Chinese two big characteristics: one, don't love the truth; two, do not want to hear the truth.中文：中国人就两大特点：一，不爱说实话；二，不爱听实话。
【第十九条】英文：You look very Chinese, very dedicated, very backbone.中文：你长的很爱国，很敬业，很有骨气。
【第二十条】英文：Germany is the only woman, I think I must be too mean.中文：女子无才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。
【第二十一条】英文：If you don't like brother talk about conscience, I did not, a few days just donated.中文：你丫别跟哥谈良心，哥没有，上几天刚捐了。
【第二十二条】英文：Go go go, don't waste the youth the two words, you are already the beginning of autumn.中文：去去去，别糟蹋青春那两字了，你都已经立秋了。
【第二十三条】英文：Women have two mouths, a mouth is a, a mouth to eat.中文：女人有俩张嘴，一张嘴道是非，一张嘴会吃人。
【第二十四条】英文：In fact, the day classes can be short, the computer opening and closing the past.中文：其实，一天班可短暂了，电脑一开一关就过去了。
【第二十五条】英文：You have learned at school all forget, the rest is quality.中文：把你们在学校所学的知识统统忘掉，剩下的就是素质。
【第二十六条】英文：Living half are bad luck, the other half is how to handle it.中文：活的一半是倒霉，另一半是如何处理倒霉。
【第二十七条】英文：Life can not cook, all the materials are ready was the pot.中文：人生不能像做菜，把所有的料都准备好才下锅。
【第二十八条】英文：First scroll: Live meaningless, the second line of a couplet: Dutch act no courage, horizontal batch: white go back.中文：上联：活着没意义，下联：自杀没勇气，横批：白走一回。
【第二十九条】英文：My principle is: the person does not make me, I do not prisoners; if the person make me, I will get angry!中文：我的原则是：人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，我就生气
【第三十条】英文：After today, do not meet again, I am afraid to wake up every day to beat you many times.中文：过完了今天，就不要再见面，我害怕每天醒来揍你好几遍。
【第三十一条】英文：What I want, is shameless. What to eat, is not lose.中文：我什么都要，就是不要脸。
什么都吃，就是不吃亏。
【第三十二条】英文：The moment when his grandson, because the world is your uncle.中文：时刻把自己当孙子，因为全世界都你大爷的。
【第三十三条】英文：Single sister, I always strive for; to a married woman, I never give up.中文：对单身妹妹，我始终争取；对有夫之妇，我从未放弃。
【第三十四条】英文：Some people, really let you feel bad, some people, to learn to let you have a toothache!中文：有些人，认真的让你心疼，有些人，欠扁的让你牙疼
【第三十五条】英文：When I was young I like to play hide and seek, when the friends are hidden well, I went home.中文：小时候我喜欢玩捉迷藏，当朋友们都藏好后，我就回家。
【第三十六条】英文：Real drunby, dare to face itself has no thickness.中文：真正的装逼，敢于直面本身没有厚度的脸皮。
【第三十七条】英文：My this life altogether wrong two things, one is born, the other is to live.中文：我这一生一共做错两件事，其一是生出来，另一是活下去。
【第三十八条】英文：I stand in the streets of Tokyo, loudly singing the Anthem of Japan -- we are Qin Shousheng.中文：我站在东京街头，大声高歌日本国歌——我们都是秦寿生。
【第三十九条】英文：Saw the ugly, had not seen so ugly. At first glance the pretty ugly, a more careful look ugly!中文：见过丑的，没见过这么丑的。
乍一看挺丑，仔细一看更丑
【第四十条】英文：Test book, simply pig. Don't panic if caught cheating, pretend to be.中文：考试不翻书，简直头猪。
作弊不要慌，逮到就要装。
【第四十一条】英文：Political fail? Normal! China 1300000000 people, it's your turn when the president?中文：政治不及格
正常
中国13亿人，轮到你当国家主席吗
【第四十二条】英文：Who dares to invade China, we can only give it a Chinese sentence: the bathroom lighting.中文：谁再敢侵略中国，我们只能送它一句中文：厕所里点灯。
英语幽默两人对话 四个句子
Bart: How are you, Jack? I haven't seen you for a long time.Jack: I'm doing OK. How about you? I just met Rubbie and Bob a few minutes ago.Rubbie: Yes, I remember you Bart. You used to be staking in the streets among cars.Bart: Yeah, I used to be able to go fast than cars with my skatboard.Bob: Are you still doing that?Bart: Not any more, since the last time I got arrested by the police.Jack: That's too bad. How about you Bob? Do you still eat strange things such as cats and mosquitos?Rubbie: What? Does Bob eat mosquitos?Bob: Well, a couple of times. Jack: You don't know? Bob used to be eating mosquitos every morning for breakfast.Bart: Yuk!Bob: That's an old story. Just like Jack used to be skinny dipping in his backyard with all the neighbors watching.
表达“幽默”的英语句子有哪些
1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise.. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。
12. Your future depends on your dreams.So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。
13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。
14. Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk
努力工作不会导致死亡。
但为什么要冒险呢
15. “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
16. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
17. When two’s company, three’s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 18. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
19. The more you learn, the more you know;The more you know, the more you forget;The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。
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幽默的英语，形容词
humorous[][ˈhju:mərəs][][ˈhjumərəs]adj.幽默; 风趣的; 滑稽的; 谐;facetious[英][fəˈsi:ʃəs][美][fəˈsiʃəs]adj.滑稽的; 爱开玩笑的; 轻率的; 好笑的; adv.爱开玩笑地，乱引人发笑的; n.滑稽; ：轻浮的,好开玩笑的; 幽默的; 玩笑的; giocoso[英][dʒəʊ'kəʊsəʊ][美][dʒoʊ'koʊsoʊ]adv.<意>欢快地; adj.嬉戏的; 网络：幽默的; 游戏的; 嬉;
求英语的经典语句
一、30句英语句子 1． Pain past is pleasure.（过去的痛苦就是快乐[无论多么一定要咬牙冲过去来回忆起来一定甜蜜无比。
] 2． While there is life, there is hope.（有生命就有希望\\\/留得青山在，不怕没柴烧。
） 3． Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.（脑中有知识，胜过手中有金钱。
）[从小灌输给孩子的坚定信念。
] 4． Storms make trees take deeper roots.（风暴使树木深深扎根。
）[感激敌人，感激挫折
] 5． Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.（心之所愿，无所不成。
）[坚持一个简单的信念就一定会成功。
] 6． The shortest answer is doing.（最简单的回答就是干。
）[想说流利的英语吗
那么现在就开口
心动不如嘴动。
] 7． All things are difficult before they are easy.（凡事必先难后易。
）[放弃投机取巧的幻想。
] 8． Great hopes make great man. （伟大的理想造就伟大的人。
） 9． God helps those who help themselves.（天助自助者。
） 10． Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.（四个简短的词汇概括了成功的秘诀：多一点点
）[比别人多一点努力、多一点自律、多一点决心、多一点反省、多一点学习、多一点实践、多一点疯狂，多一点点就能创造奇迹
] 11． In doing we learn.（实践长才干。
） 12． East or west, home is best.（东好西好，还是家里最好。
） 13． Two heads are better than one.（三个臭皮匠，顶个诸葛亮。
） 14． Good company on the road is the shortest cut.（行路有良伴就是捷径。
） 15． Constant dropping wears the stone.（滴水穿石。
） 16． Misfortunes never come alone\\\/single.（祸不单行。
） 17． Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.（不经灾祸不知福。
） 18． Better late than never.（迟做总比不做好；晚来总比不来好。
） 19． It's never too late to mend.（过而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊补牢，犹未晚也。
） 20． If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。
） 21． Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.（无热情成就不了伟业。
） 22． Actions speak louder than words.（行动比语言更响亮。
） 23． Lifeless, faultless.（只有死人才不犯错误。
） 24． From small beginning come great things.（伟大始于渺小。
） 25． One today is worth two tomorrows.（一个今天胜似两个明天。
） 26． Truth never fears investigation.（事实从来不怕调查。
） 27． The tongue is boneless but it breaks bones.（舌无骨却能折断骨。
） 28． A bold attempt is half success.（勇敢的尝试是成功的一半。
） 29． Knowing something of everything and everything of something.（通百艺而专一长。
） 30． Good advice is beyond all price.（忠告是无价宝。
） 二、10句不得不学的英语 1．What the fuck is going on?（到底他妈的怎么回事?） 通常此话出于黑人之口，且口气最宜为疑惑，不解，愤怒等等。
若是白人则多数时候会说-What the hell is going on? 意义相同而适用于更多场合。
说此话之人身份通常为上级，且相处较久。
不过如果你出差回家时看见老婆身边躺着个赤条条的陌生人，那它可就派上大用场了
2．You son of pregnant dog! （你个狗娘养的
） 令人意外的是，最爱说这句话的往往是女性。
越高贵，越端庄的女性越容易在压力达到一定值时便会脱口而出。
万万不要和有文化的MM顶嘴，否则被骂了还以为受表扬了呢
3．All rise! （全体起立
） 国产英语老师最误人子弟的就是口语太差，爱说想当然口语。
从小学到高中英语课代表一直喊的是-Stand up! 当然没什么不可以，但为什么不说标准的话呢
就象我们朗读中文时说普通话一样
4．It’s bullnuts! （胡说八道
屁话
） 这句话一旦学会，包你用的乐不思蜀。
用途太广泛啦
最绝是和老妈抬杠时搬出来，用你的眼睛直视她，以忏悔的口气说出. 什么
你老妈是外交官
5. d**n it!（可恶
） 此句往往从某个孤胆英雄的嘴中冒出，发音要轻，然口气要重
此英雄往往正面临生死抉择，例如是先剪蓝线还是先剪红线等。
说时要有壮士一去不复返的气势
此句适合用在被MM拒绝时,向MM的背影说出
万万不可忘记要配合以右手中指的朝天一刺
6．It’s none of your business!（关你屁事
） 此句已接近经典
当你在网上浏览不健康网站遭到网吧老板的劝阻时， 它往往能建下奇功
7．Come on! 此句因拥有太多含义，所以注释欠奉。
但它确实非常necessary! 所有的鬼佬一天不说个十七八遍就会浑身发痒。
它的经典之处你就好好体会吧
8． Ditto! （俺也是!） 本不是常用语，不过看过“幽灵”一片的人都染上了男主角的坏习惯。
从来不说I love you! 总是“俺也是，俺也是
”的把MM们气得口吐白沫
实际上你也可以说“Me too!”或“Me also!”，不过总是不够文艺腔
差了那么一点点味道和情调. 9．How can I forget such a beautiful girl\\\/sexy boy? 此句在重逢某个你早已心仪的MM或GG是不妨拿来用用! 当对方还沉浸在陶醉中时， 你可以利用这段时间好好想想对方的名字
10．I had no choice!（俺也是被逼无奈啊
） 最常用此话的要数那些被男主角逼到悬崖边上的家伙们
俺真的不是有意出卖你老人家的
饶俺一命吧
三、经典电影台词（中英文对照版） NO.1 Forrest Gump 阿甘正传 1． Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. (生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料) 2． Stupid is as stupid does. (蠢人做蠢事，也可理解为傻人有傻福) 3． Miracles happen every day. (奇迹每天都在发生) 4． Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.(我和珍妮形影不离) 5． Have you given any thought to your future?(你有没有为将来打算过呢) 6． You just stay away from me please.(求你离开我) 7． If you are ever in trouble, don’t try to be brave, just run, just run away.(你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开) 8． It made me look like a duck in water.(它让我如鱼得水) 9． Death is just a part of life, something we’re all destined to do.(死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事) 10． I was messed up for a long time.(这些年我一塌糊涂) 11． I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floating around accidental—like on a breeze.(我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡) NO. 2 The Lion King狮子王 1. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. 世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2. I laugh in the face of danger. 越危险就越合我心意。
3. I’m only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble. 我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。
4. When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world. 如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
5. It’s like you are back from the dead. 好像你是死而复生似的。
6. You can’t change the past. 过去的事是不可以改变的。
7. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it. 对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
8. This is my kingdom. If I don’t fight for it, who will? 这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢
9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie. 我为何要相信你
你所说的一切都是谎话。
10. I’ll make it up to you, I promise. 我会补偿你的，我保证。
NO.3 Gone with The Wind乱世佳人 1).Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it’s the only thing that lasts.(土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西) 2).I wish I could be more like you.(我要像你一样就好了) 3).Whatever comes, I’ll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.(无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远) 4).I think it’s hard winning a war with words.(我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用) 5).Sir, you’re no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.(先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女) 6).I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.(我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬) 7).In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你) 8).I love you more than I’ve ever loved any woman. And I’ve waited longer for you than I’ve waited for any woman. 此句只可意会不可言传 9).If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I’ll never be hungry again! (即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了) 10).Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.(现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界) 11).You’re throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.(你把自己的幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西) 12).Home. I’ll go home. And I’ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.(家,我要回家.我要想办法让他回来.不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天) 四、最美的十大经典爱情句子 1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don‘t waste your time on a man\\\/woman, who isn‘t willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7) Just because someone doesn‘t love you the way you want them to, doesn‘t mean they don‘t love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don‘t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don‘t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
五、幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
12)Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
14)Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? 努力工作不会导致死亡
不过我不会用自己去证明。
15)Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶
尤其是看着别人工作。
16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
17)When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是
18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着
六、励志的英语句子 1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
2.If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。
3.Don't waste your time on a man\\\/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间 4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 过一种高尚而诚实的生活。
当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。
5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6.Never judge people by their appearance. 永远不要以貌取人。
7.Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 记住：最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。
9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 举起你的酒杯吧。
不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水，你想用的时候就享用吧
10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 寻找更多的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法。
11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。
12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着，因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别。
13.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
14.There are only two creatures, says a proverb, who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail. 俗话说：“能登上金字塔的生物，只有两种------鹰和蜗牛。
” 15.Remember: Whatever happens, happens for a reason. 记住：任何事情的发生都有因有起。
16.It only needs early cultivation to become a power. 只需及早培养，记忆自会成为一种才能。
17.Don't let a little dispute break up a great friendship. 不要让小小的争端损毁了一场伟大的友谊。
18. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
19. Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment; not only about survival. 生活是一串串的快乐时光；我们不仅仅是为了生存而生存。
20.Forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, and the confused times. 真正的朋友会与你一同度过困难、伤心和烦恼的时刻。
21.Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
22.Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
23.However mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it and call it hard names. 不论你的生活如何卑贱，你要面对它生活，不要躲避它，更别用恶言咒骂它。
24. The smallest courtesies along the rough roads of life are like the little birds that sing to us all winter long, and make that season of ice and snow more endurable. 在坎坷的生活道路上，最细小的礼貌犹如在漫长的冬天为我们歌唱的小鸟，那歌声使冰天雪地的寒冷变得较易忍受。
25. When you quarrel with a close friend, talk about the main dish, don't quibble over the appetizers. 当你和你亲近的人吵嘴的时候，试着就事论事，不要扯出那些陈芝麻、烂谷子的事。
26.Who shuts love out, in turn shall be shut out from love. “谁拒爱于门外，也必将被爱拒诸门外。
” 27. Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results. 毅力在效果上有时能同天才相比。
28. Whenever you make a phone call, smile when you
有趣的英语句子
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别找麻烦。
I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学在黑板上个“that”是错误的。
I think that\\\/that that\\\/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 道。
你知道。
我知道你知道。
我知道你知道我知道。
We must hang together, or well be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
(这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
) Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棍
Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? “努力工作不会导致死亡
”不过我不会用自己去证明。
Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! “工作好有意思耶
”尤其是看着别人工作。
英语幽默对话，二人的，初中水平，句子简短易懂，课前表演的……3分钟左右
One day, a village idiot won the first prize in the lottery(彩票). “How did you guess the lucky number?” asked his neighbor. “Well, three times, I dream of seven; so I figure it out that three times seven are twenty-four, and I bought the ticket with number 24 then I won the first prize.” “Why, you blamed fool (你这个傻瓜
). Three times seven is twenty-one not twenty-four.” “Is that so?” said the village idiot, Well, twenty-four won, anyway.”参考资料： 经典对话一： 男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗
） 女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。
) 经典对话二： 男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗
） 女：Why? Don’t you already have one? （为什么
你不是已经有一个了吗
） 经典对话三： 男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。
我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。
） 女：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。
我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。
） 经典对话四： 男：Is this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧
） 女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。
） 经典对话五： 男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你
） 女：Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.（是的。
这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。
） 经典对话六： 男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗
） 女：Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。
这个周末我头疼。
） 经典对话七： 男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。
） 女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗
你是说你要离开
）
