有趣搞笑的英语句子
1.abcdefg=all boys can do everything for girls 所有男孩能为女孩做一切 2.family =father and mother i love you 3. o i c u 小偷最害怕的几个英文字母是什么 Ho, I see you! 喂，我看到你了
4. To China for china,China with china , dinner on china .(去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭用瓷器。
） 5.He never saw a saw saw a saw. （他从没见过一把锯子锯锯子。
） 6. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。
你知道。
我知道你知道。
我知道你知道我知道。
7. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
8. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠
（我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棍
） 这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。
9. 2B or not 2B, that is a
这是一种文字简化游戏。
它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。
) 10. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
11.I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。
12.We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
这是一句双关语。
前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。
十个有趣的英语句子 1.When reading books,start from the easy to the difficult,and then from the redundant to the concise. 读书要从薄到厚,再从厚到薄. 2.An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. 乐观者等至深夜为的是看到新的一年的开始,而悲观者等到深夜只是想证实旧年的逝去. 3.A gentleman is open-minded and optismistic;a small person is narrow-minded and pessimistic. 君子坦荡荡,小人长戚戚. 4.Nothing venture,nothing gain. 不入虎穴,焉得虎子. 5.Don't be angry.Don't be irritated 。
Anger and irritation bring about early aging. [谚]不要气,不要恼,气气恼恼人快老. 6.People generally quarrel because they cannot argue. 人们通常因为不能辩论而争吵. 7.Generals arise from the rank and file. 将军起于行伍. 8.She had borne two children but they were born deaf. 她生了两个孩子,但他们生来就聋. 9.To be or not to be,that is the question. 生存还是毁灭,这是一个值得思考的问题.(莎士比亚名剧<哈姆雷特>主人公的独白) 10.Most of girls are good-looking,some are pretty,but very few are beautiful. Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? “努力工作不会导致死亡
”不过我不会用自己去证明。
Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! “工作好有意思耶
”尤其是看着别人工作。
英语国家都有什么禁忌呢
大家说说自己知道的啊，最好是有趣的。
美国人都很随意啊，我不觉得有太多禁忌。
楼上有几位（特别是款爷1989）估计也是道听途说的吧
我发现美国人随地吐痰的比中国人多多了。
目前为止我还没见过中国人在美国吐痰的。
michael_11 前半部分说的很对，但是后半部分好像只有在某些其他国家才是。
所谓的拥抱一般只在很熟很铁的哥们之间。
你第一次见面就跟人家拥抱会显得非常尴尬。
不管你在那里遇见认识的人，一定要向他\\\/她打招呼 （What's up?\\\/ how're you doing?\\\/ how's it going?等）。
第一次见面很多时候需要简单的交换下名字并握一下手。
吃饭是最随意的了。
你哪只手拿刀，哪只手拿叉完全没有关系。
而且吃Pizza，wings这些东西的时候一般都可以直接用手——除非你是在很正式的场合。
在美国吃饭前一般都懒得去洗手。
如果你跟人家很熟的话，他们有时候也会直接让你尝他们自己盘子或杯子里的东西。
如果说真的有什么禁忌，我觉得最应该注意的是不要随便给小孩子吃东西。
在美国有相当大比例的小孩对花生之类的东西过敏（因为他们成长的环境太干净了）。
所以你看到一个可爱的小朋友想要给它东西吃之前最好先问问它父母。
当然我说的仅仅是美国。
至于英国，澳大利亚这些地方的习俗我就不敢胡说了。
很有趣的英文怎么说
1.爱屋及乌 Love me, love my dog. 2.百闻不如一见 Seeing is believing.3.比上不足比下有余 worse off than some, better off than many; to fall short of the best, but be better than the worst. 4. A slow sparrow should make an early start. 5. white night 6. not pleased by external gains, not saddened by personnal losses 7.不遗余力 spare no effort; go all out; do one's best 8.不打不成交 No discord, no concord.9.拆东墙补西墙 rob Peter to pay Paul10.辞旧迎新 bid farewell to the old and usher in the new; ring out the old year and ring in the new 11.大事化小小事化了 try first to make their mistake sound less serious and then to reduce it to nothing at all 12.大开眼界 open one's eyes; broaden one's horizon; be an eye-opener 13.国泰民安 The country flourishes and people live in peace 14.过犹不及 going too far is as bad as not going far enough; beyond is as wrong as falling short; too much is as bad as too little 15. Everything comes to him who waits. 16. once on shore, one prays no more 17.好事不出门恶事传千里 Good news never goes beyond the gate, while bad news spread far and wide. 18.和气生财 Harmony brings wealth. 19. One is never too old to learn. 20.既往不咎 let bygones be bygones 21.金无足赤人无完人 Gold can't be pure and man can't be perfect. 22.金玉满堂 Treasures fill the home. 23.脚踏实地 be down-to-earth 24.脚踩两只船 sit on the fence 25.君子之交淡如水 the friendship between gentlemen is as pure as crystal; a hedge between keeps friendship green 26.老生常谈陈词滥调 cut and dried, cliché 27. Courtesy calls for reciprocity.
幽默的英文句子
【第一条】英文：Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.中文：考试害了多少个孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会了作弊。
【第二条】英文：For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.中文：对于美女，看两眼就行，转身告诉自己，我老婆比她们都好。
【第三条】英文：Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.中文：你有没有发现，那些讨厌你的人，长得都特别丑。
【第四条】英文：Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.中文：自从会玩QQ后，我发现我拼音越来越好了，读书都没这效果。
【第五条】英文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.中文：我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。
【第六条】英文：I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!中文：我抽的不是烟，也不是寂寞，是二手烟
【第七条】英文：Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.中文：考试有人靠的是实力，而我靠的是丰富的想象力。
【第八条】英文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.中文：国外：思想和才能才是王道，国内：关系和马屁才能横行。
【第九条】英文：The teacher said to hear and fine, I know he's salary.中文：听到老师说又要开始罚钱，我就知道是他工资花完了。
【第十条】英文：The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.中文：男人情史丰富那叫风流，女人情史丰富那叫风骚。
【第十一条】英文：One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.中文：一个人快活，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。
【第十二条】英文：Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.中文：毛爷爷说，不以结婚为目的的搞对象都是耍流氓。
【第十三条】英文：Brother, you have to face the resolution is good?中文：大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗
【第十四条】英文：In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.中文：天上没有白掉的馅饼，倒有白掉的砖头。
【第十五条】英文：Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have!中文：理想就像内裤，要有，但不能逢人就去证明你有
【第十六条】英文：More to their fucking great time also can not compare with idiot years.中文：再多各自牛逼的时光 也比不上一起傻逼的岁月。
【第十七条】英文：Thinking of how far, how far you roll; light how fast, how fast you roll.中文：思想有多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。
【第十八条】英文：Chinese two big characteristics: one, don't love the truth; two, do not want to hear the truth.中文：中国人就两大特点：一，不爱说实话；二，不爱听实话。
【第十九条】英文：You look very Chinese, very dedicated, very backbone.中文：你长的很爱国，很敬业，很有骨气。
【第二十条】英文：Germany is the only woman, I think I must be too mean.中文：女子无才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。
【第二十一条】英文：If you don't like brother talk about conscience, I did not, a few days just donated.中文：你丫别跟哥谈良心，哥没有，上几天刚捐了。
【第二十二条】英文：Go go go, don't waste the youth the two words, you are already the beginning of autumn.中文：去去去，别糟蹋青春那两字了，你都已经立秋了。
【第二十三条】英文：Women have two mouths, a mouth is a, a mouth to eat.中文：女人有俩张嘴，一张嘴道是非，一张嘴会吃人。
【第二十四条】英文：In fact, the day classes can be short, the computer opening and closing the past.中文：其实，一天班可短暂了，电脑一开一关就过去了。
【第二十五条】英文：You have learned at school all forget, the rest is quality.中文：把你们在学校所学的知识统统忘掉，剩下的就是素质。
【第二十六条】英文：Living half are bad luck, the other half is how to handle it.中文：活的一半是倒霉，另一半是如何处理倒霉。
【第二十七条】英文：Life can not cook, all the materials are ready was the pot.中文：人生不能像做菜，把所有的料都准备好才下锅。
【第二十八条】英文：First scroll: Live meaningless, the second line of a couplet: Dutch act no courage, horizontal batch: white go back.中文：上联：活着没意义，下联：自杀没勇气，横批：白走一回。
【第二十九条】英文：My principle is: the person does not make me, I do not prisoners; if the person make me, I will get angry!中文：我的原则是：人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，我就生气
【第三十条】英文：After today, do not meet again, I am afraid to wake up every day to beat you many times.中文：过完了今天，就不要再见面，我害怕每天醒来揍你好几遍。
【第三十一条】英文：What I want, is shameless. What to eat, is not lose.中文：我什么都要，就是不要脸。
什么都吃，就是不吃亏。
【第三十二条】英文：The moment when his grandson, because the world is your uncle.中文：时刻把自己当孙子，因为全世界都你大爷的。
【第三十三条】英文：Single sister, I always strive for; to a married woman, I never give up.中文：对单身妹妹，我始终争取；对有夫之妇，我从未放弃。
【第三十四条】英文：Some people, really let you feel bad, some people, to learn to let you have a toothache!中文：有些人，认真的让你心疼，有些人，欠扁的让你牙疼
【第三十五条】英文：When I was young I like to play hide and seek, when the friends are hidden well, I went home.中文：小时候我喜欢玩捉迷藏，当朋友们都藏好后，我就回家。
【第三十六条】英文：Real drunby, dare to face itself has no thickness.中文：真正的装逼，敢于直面本身没有厚度的脸皮。
【第三十七条】英文：My this life altogether wrong two things, one is born, the other is to live.中文：我这一生一共做错两件事，其一是生出来，另一是活下去。
【第三十八条】英文：I stand in the streets of Tokyo, loudly singing the Anthem of Japan -- we are Qin Shousheng.中文：我站在东京街头，大声高歌日本国歌——我们都是秦寿生。
【第三十九条】英文：Saw the ugly, had not seen so ugly. At first glance the pretty ugly, a more careful look ugly!中文：见过丑的，没见过这么丑的。
乍一看挺丑，仔细一看更丑
【第四十条】英文：Test book, simply pig. Don't panic if caught cheating, pretend to be.中文：考试不翻书，简直头猪。
作弊不要慌，逮到就要装。
【第四十一条】英文：Political fail? Normal! China 1300000000 people, it's your turn when the president?中文：政治不及格
正常
中国13亿人，轮到你当国家主席吗
【第四十二条】英文：Who dares to invade China, we can only give it a Chinese sentence: the bathroom lighting.中文：谁再敢侵略中国，我们只能送它一句中文：厕所里点灯。
