急求一个关于告别高一迎接高二的主题班会开场白
时光如流水,转眼我们都已经到了高二,高二是个基础的阶段,高二是个重要的阶段,有许多同学通过这段的努力,高考一举成名,也有许多本来不错的同学迈向了毁灭的边缘,大家要重视这段时间，用自己的行动告诉大家,我们是不会被抛弃的,,同学们，让我们一起努力吧!
英语的学校文艺晚会主持词，帮忙翻译一下
The school party emceeEmcee the theatrical festivalA: respected leaders and teachers,B: my dear classmates and friends,Close: good evening!A: HeXi spring without words, the campus. In this YingGeYanWu experimentation, purples, birds, beautiful days, we welcomed our fifth campus culture festival.B: in the festival activities, students have the wisdom of the elevation of thought, sails, express feelings are flying, youth melody, skilled, have scientific exploration, perseverance, have the poetic feiyang...: all the students adequately, contemporary youth and vigor, the spirit of the contemporary youth.A: this evening, the end of the festival --Art festival.B: let us warm applause wish the performance was a success....A: ability together, intentional will cherish. As long as we all are, our society will be like a big family.B: when others happy as though they are happy, when I open to others injured when the really embrace,A: when people angry when he need different ideas, even when others when I need help his sleeves rolled up certain.Close: because we are the family.
求晚会主持人英文报幕词
男 尊敬的各位领导、各位来宾、亲爱的同学们大家 （合）晚上好
女1：今夜，我们欢聚一堂、载歌载舞女2：今夜，我们激情满怀、心潮澎湃男：今夜，我们送去我们的祝福，欢迎来自全省各地的新同学。
女1：带着祝愿、带着嘱托，我们相约在XX学院女2：踏着秋风、沐着秋雨、我们相逢在这收获的季节。
男：世纪畅想、金声玉振，我们祝愿XX学院走向辉煌女1：出席今天晚会的领导和嘉宾有： 女1：XX学院党委副书记、院长xxx同志女1：XX学院党委副书记xxx同志男：XX学院党委委员，副院长xxx同志女1：XX学院副院长xxx同志女2：XX学院副院长xxx同志男：XX学院党委委员xxx同志女1：共青团xxx市委副书记xxx同志女1：向莅临今天晚会的各位领导和嘉宾表示诚挚的祝福和衷心的感谢
男：XX学院迎新文艺晚会合：现在开始
女1：下面让我们用热烈的掌声再一次欢迎各位领导和嘉宾的光临。
Male respect fellow leaders, fellow guests, dear schoolmatesEverybody (gathers) is late very good!Female 1: Tonight, we happily gather in one place, sing and danceFemale 2: Tonight, our fervor fills with, the surging emotionsrushesMale: Tonight, we send to our blessing, welcome from the entireprovince each place new schoolmate.Female 1: Brings the wish, to bring the commission, we reach agreementin XX instituteFemale 2: Treads the autumn wind, 沐 the autumn rain, we ismeeting by chance in this harvest season.Male: The century gives free reign to the imagination, Jin Shengyuinspires, we wish XX institute to move towards magnificentlyFemale 1: The attendance today the party leader and the honoredguest include:Female 1: XX institute party committee assistant deputy secretary,chief xxx comradeFemale 1: XX institute party committee assistant deputysecretary xxx comradeMale: XX institute party committee committee member,vice-president xxx comradeFemale 1: XX institute vice-president xxx comradeFemale 2: XX institute vice-president xxx comradeMale: XX institute party committee committee member xxxcomradeFemale 1: Communist Youth League xxx municipal party committeeassistant deputy secretary xxx comradeFemale 2: Also has the institute each is, related place roomcomrade in charge, we also invited xx Daily paper, xxx televisionstation, xxx broadcasting station's newsman.Female 1: To fellow leaders and the honored guest which visits todayparty express the sincere blessing and the heartfelt gratitude!Male: XX institute in 2004 welcomes a newcomer the literary partyGathers: Now starts!Female 1: Under lets us use the warm applause to welcome fellowleaders and honored guest's presence once again.
幼儿园小班元旦主持词 手指操开场
幼儿班小班元旦主持词这个你可以让家长来写，因为小孩他写不出来什么比较好的，开头手指操开场这个提议倒是挺好的，但是你得考虑到这个小孩他的动手能力和一些相应的关系。
英文晚会开场白
：A:Ladies and Gentlemen:We are very happy to gather here to hold an English evening party. ----XXXXXXX! I'm XXX FROM XXX B:I'm XXX FROM XXX We are very glad to be the host of this evening party.A:Learning English can broaden your minds,enhance your knowledge.By doing this , you will know the customs and cultures of other countries.And enjoy the holl time.B:Yeah, English shows up everywhere,they can be a beautiful song if you sing them with melody.A:They can be a soul poem if u read them with u heart.B:They can be a effective tool when you communicate with foreigners.A:Today, a colorful performance which acted by XXXX (class or school) will be held here. The performance shows us what happiness and colorful life it is in XXXX.and the fun of learning english.B:Now it's time for us to have performance. For this evening party all the (classes or classmates) have made careful preparations. So I'm sure we'll be able to enjoy many excellent performances tonight. 结束：A:Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, tonight ,we really got lots of happiness in the show.B:Yeah, we prove that English can be such beautiful once again.we can so nearly touch English and feel the power of it!A:From now on, we needn't be in trouble in English, because we got the key.B:''Just do it'' is not only a spirit of doing sports, but also a spirit of studying English.A:We got really various of exciting performance tonight, we wish the ( X hours) ' performance have brought you lots of happiness and some interests in English.B:we have to say goodbye to you now. We are looking forward to getting together here next time!! Goodbye and Goodnight!差不多吧。
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我没懂什么 是要我翻译么我不想翻。
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我改了一下 还分段了 如果你们是2个人正好可以说 一个人就和在一起说吧。
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弄了我好长时间..
超级搞笑的笑话 必须是笑得肚子疼的那种
1.一日,在一班长途机上,机长在他的休息时间跑到后面想找一空姐搭讪,而空姐却只想看她的杂志. 机长说：我们玩个游戏吧。
空姐耻之以鼻 机长又说：这游戏是这么玩的,我问你一问题,你不会答,你就给我5美元,然后你问我一问题,我不会答,我就给你5美元; 空姐又耻之以鼻 机长觉得很没趣,然后又加大筹;这样吧,你不会答,你给我5美元,我不会答,我给你100美元. 空姐放下杂志,盯着机长看了5秒钟,然后说：你问吧 机长说：747的是多少? 空姐想了一下,掏出5美元给机长.然后机长得意的说;到你问了 空姐问道：3个眼睛,6个鼻子,9条腿还有尾巴的是什么? 机长想了半天,掏100美元给空姐,空姐很从容的收下了.机长觉得很不服气,就追问道：答案到底是什么
空姐又掏出5美元给机长,继续看她的杂志 2.开学第一天,老师问小明：“小明，1+1=?”小明说：“不知道。
”老师说：“那你回家问问你的家人去。
”小明去问妈妈，妈妈正在和别人吵架，小明问：“妈妈1+1=
”妈妈说：“王八蛋
”小明知道了1+1=王八蛋；小明又去问爸爸，爸爸正在喝啤酒，小明问：“爸爸1+1=
”爸爸说：“爽
”小明又知道了1+1=爽；小明又去问爷爷，爷爷正在看电视，小明问：“爷爷1+1=
”爷爷说：“黑帮老大
”小明知道了1+1=黑帮老大；小明又去问姐姐，姐姐正在唱国歌：起来不愿做奴隶的人们
小明知道了1+1=起来不愿做奴隶的人们；小明又去问妹妹，妹妹正在唱儿歌：把门开开
小明知道了1+1=把门开开。
第二天，老师问：“小明1+1=
”小明说：“王八蛋。
”“啪”老师打了小明一巴掌，小明说：“爽。
”老师莫名其妙地说：“谁教你的
”小明说：“黑帮老大。
”老师吓了一跳，问：“小明你在干什么?”小明唱道：起来不愿做奴隶的人们。
老师吧小明关出门外，小明边敲门边唱到：把门开开。
老师晕了
3.某学生翻墙被校长捉住，校长问：“你为什么翻墙
”学生指着上衣说：“，不走寻常路
”校长又问：“这么高的墙你怎么翻过去的
”学生指着裤子说：“，一切皆有可能
”校长生气说：“翻墙的滋味怎样
”学生指着鞋：“，飞一般的感觉
”次日，学生从正门出，校长惊奇道：“今天怎么不翻了
”学生指着全身说：“安踏，我选择我喜欢
”校长大怒：“我要记你大过
”学生不满，问：“为什么
我又没犯错
”校长冷笑道：“，我的地盘我作主
” 4.老师正在上面讲课,这时一个小男孩举手说道：老师,我想要拉屎。
老师听了教导学生道：你可以用另一种比较文明的方法说呀。
这个学生想了想说道：老师,我屁股想吐。
5.甲：唷，这不是小王吗
乙：唷，是老李，最近忙什么哪
甲：嗨，没啥事，下下象棋，老没见你们老爷子了，他还好吗
乙：托您福，还硬朗着呢。
甲：你爸爸也喜欢下象棋。
乙：是啊
甲：可不，以前我老和你爸爸下棋。
乙：(小声)我怎么不知道
甲：有一回我们俩下棋，我还剩一士，你爸爸还剩一象。
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乙：那不和棋了吗
甲：是啊，依着我也是和棋，可你爸爸不干，非得接着下不可
乙：啊
那怎么下呀
甲：呵呵，你爸爸有主意。
乙：什么主意
甲：你爸爸说了“要不咱们士象都过河吧。
” 乙：没听说过
甲：然后呢你爸爸的象就过河了，我的士也过河了，你爸爸就拿他的象象我，我就拿我的士士你爸爸。
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你爸爸再象我，我再士你爸爸，你爸爸象我，我士你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸。
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乙：你给我滚
望采纳哦
林海在哪个省
湖南林海生物园吉林林海黑龙江也有提问可不可以具体说林海是什么还有个节目主持好像也叫临海
急求英语节目主持词，英文和中文都要，内容有唱歌，话剧，舞蹈等等，唱歌的节目多一些，拜托啦
元旦文艺演出主持词（中英文对照版本） 女1：金鸡高鸣，啼破骄阳，吐故纳新； The rooster is singing loudly, which means it’s a year to get rid of the stale and take in the fresh. 男1：戌狗奔来，鼎故辞旧，万象更新。
The dog is running , which means everything will look fresh and gay in the Year of Dog. 男2：满天的雪花，是飞舞的音符，以欢乐谱成乐章，用祝福奏出期盼，带给你，欢欣鼓舞的一年! The snowflakes in the sky are like the dancing notes which compose a happy movement and predicts a wonderful and encouraging new year for all of us . 女2：让我们一起静静地等待：未来、希望和光明就要敲响春天的钟…… So let’s wait quietly for the spring bell from the Future, the Hope and the Brightness. 男1：台历翻去最后一页，2005年即将成为历史。
回首时光年轮上又一度春秋寒暑，我们不禁感慨万千。
Turning over the last page of the calender, the year 2005 will become the history . Looking back to the past year, we are full of all sorts of feelings well up in our minds. 女2：刚刚迈越的365个昼夜，彷佛是365个台阶，横亘在未及尘封的历史上。
The past 365 days and nights seem like 365 steps which have been recorded in the history . 男2：汗水，曾浇开多少成功的花；努力，曾换来多少喜悦的笑，回首走过的路，欣慰洋溢在你我心头。
Our efforts have come up with great achievements and a lot of happy smiles. Looking back, we are all gratified . 女1：春已归来，让我们打开蜂箱吧，那里有储存了一冬的甜蜜。
今天，就让我们乘着歌声的翅膀，向着明天——飞翔
Spring has been back. Let’s open the bee box where there’s so much honey stored over the winter. So today, let’s fly towards the future with the melody of the songs. 男2：华东师大一附初中2006年辞旧迎新元旦文艺演出现在开始。
The New Year’s Day Celebration by No. 1 Junior Middle School Affiliated to East China Normal University , now begins ! 男：岁末岁首，正是祝福的时候， It’s the best time to give regards at the beginning and ending of the year. 女：过去的一年，我们有欢乐也有遗憾，而此时此刻，就让我们虔诚地祝福， We had both happiness and regret in the past year. Now , let’s sincerely bless 男：为我们华初祝福，为新年祝福，为未来祝福。
Bless our Huachu, bless the new year and our future 女：请听，校合唱队为我们带来的精彩节目，合唱《东方之珠》《太阳——熟透的苹果》 指挥李红老师，钢琴伴奏陈欣如、张乐东。
Well, let’s enjoy the wonderful programs by our School Choir. Master: Ms.李红Piano Accompanist: 陈欣如、张乐东 女：新春将至，我们祝愿我们伟大的祖国更加繁荣昌盛， The New Spring is round the corner. We wish our great motherland prosperity day by day 男：祝愿我们的华初涌现出更多的才俊，创造更多的佳绩， We wish our Huachu will bring up more talents and create more achievements 女：祝愿在座的嘉宾、老师、同学快乐幸福
We wish all the distinguished guests, teachers, schoolmates present happiness! 男：华初藏龙卧虎，人才济济，男生相声说得好，女生贯口也出彩，请听包世烨同学为我们表演的贯口：《报书名》 Indeed, Huachu is full of talents. Some boy students are good at peforming cross talks and girls as well. So let’s invite 包世烨to give us a the performance. 男：华初的教师才气逼人，讲台上他们各领风骚，生活中他们关爱学生，那么舞台上的他们呢
一样燃烧着激情，一样拥有着时尚的韵律美。
请欣赏教师舞蹈队给我们带来的韵律舞：《燃烧的激情》 It is known that the teachers in Huachu are gifted with talent far beyond the average persons in class. Then what about their performances on the stage ? Next, shall we enjoy the rhyming dance by our Teachers’ Dancing Group ? 女：进入华初，热爱华初，华初是我们梦想的起点，华初为我们展示才华搭建着舞台，华初管乐队培养了一批又一批出色的管乐人才。
请听管乐队三位优秀的号手白奕忻、朱诗云、何雄飞精心准备的节目：小号三重奏《号手的假日》。
Studying in Huachu has become the beginning of our dream and we love her very much because she provides us a good opportunity to demonstrate ourselves. For example, the orchestra has produced plenty of outstanding students. OK, shall we share the trumpet trio elaborately prepared by 白奕忻、朱诗云、何雄飞 ? 男：如果说往年我们的联欢会节目难忘，那么，我们的每一台节目最亮彩的，一定是我校共建单位91962部队的解放军叔叔阿姨为我们带来的节目，今天他们又带来了两首歌曲，让我们掌声欢迎。
Dear friends, do you still remember the programs by the soldiers from PLA Unit 91962 at the previous get-together ? Today, they are going to sing us another 2 songs .I suggest giving them our warmest applause. 女：一代又一代的革命者和建设者的努力，打造了我们今天富饶的中国，我们幸运，因为我们生长在这个古老而又永远年轻的国度； We are lucky because we are living in an age-old but young and prosperous nation through the revolutionists and builders’ struggle and efforts generation after generation. 男：我们骄傲，因为我们有一个伟大的祖国，新年到了，我们最想说的话就是， We are proud because we have a great motherland. As the new year arrives, we want to say: 合：祖国，我为您祝福，祖国，我为您喝彩
China, I shall give my best regards to you; China, I shall give my cheers for you 男：大家都知道2008年我们将迎来奥运会，而2010年的世界博览会也将欢迎来自全球的朋友们，刚才有人告诉我，甚至连外星人也想来上海世博会上走一走,看一看,您瞧，正说着，他们就来了…… As you know, the Olympic Games will be held in 2008. And friends from all over the world will visit The Shanghai World Expo. Just now someone told me that even the aliens will be present . You see, they’re coming…… 男：刚才初二4班同学表演的外语小品《外星人上海世博会之行》荣获上海迎世博“忘不了杯”首届中学生英语情景剧创作及表演大赛表演二等奖，创作三等奖。
今天我们欣赏的是其中几个片段。
英语小品登上我们的元旦舞台还是第一次，让我们再次用掌声鼓励他们。
The English Short Play called Aliens’ Visit to the Shanghai World Expo was performed by Class 4, Grade 2 . And the play won the second prize in Shanghai Middle School Student English Short Play Performance Competition in honour of World Expo .We’ve just enjoyed a few episodes of it. I suggest we give our warmest applause once more as it’s the first time for us to watch the English play at the NewYear’s Day Get-together. 女：世博会迎来世人瞩目，作为上海的中学生，我们要脚踏实地，刻苦努力，多学本领，等到上海世博会召开之时，我们将尽我们的绵薄之力，为世博添彩。
The World Expo attracts worldwide attention. So I think ,as middle school students, we should work hard to contribute ourselves to the world Expo. 男：是的，我们是幸福的一代，我们生活在灿烂的阳光下； It’s true that we are a generation full of happiness ; 女：是的，我们是富有活力的一代，我们生活在灿烂的阳光下； It’s true that we are a generation full of vigour. 男：我们拥有激情，我们拥有梦想； We are enthusiastic; We have dreams; 女：我们青春健美，我们意气风发。
We are young and healthy, we have inspiration . 男：请欣赏歌舞表演《在灿烂的阳光下》。
演唱唐慧倩等，伴舞：校舞蹈队。
Therefore, let’s welcome 唐慧倩‘s performance called “In the Bright Sunshine”. Dance accompaniment: Our School Dancing Group. 男：心存感恩，才会使我们的生命更加厚重； To learn to thank others makes our life more valuable; 女：心存感恩，才会使我们的道德根基长存。
To learn to thank others makes our morality permanent. 男：吃水不忘挖井人，成功不忘摆渡人，我们的点滴进步，有老师的心血付出，我们的智慧开发，离不开老师的辛勤耕耘。
As the saying goes, “ When we drink water from the well, we shall never forget the person who digs the well.” You know, our progress lies in our teachers’ diligent cultivation. 女：华初的教师队伍中，有一批不但教艺精深，而且担负着培养青年教师任务的老教师，他们老骥伏枥，志在教育，他们的高风亮节，感人心田，催人奋进，让我们为华初的老教师们唱一首赞歌。
I’m sure you have ever noticed some old teachers in our school who are old but they still cherish high aspirations in teaching as well as bringing up the young teachers. Therefore, shall we sing a song of praise for them ? 男：请欣赏配乐诗朗诵《赞老教师》作者徐赋葆老师，朗诵：袁杨玲等 Would you please cherish a poem recitation with the music, written by Mr. 徐赋葆Performers are 袁杨玲 and other students. 男：江南好，风景旧曾谙，日出江花红胜火，春来江水绿如蓝，能不忆江南。
这自然之景如诗如画，春天到了，好想现在就到江南走走。
Everyone knows that south of the reaches of the Changjiang River is a picturesque and poetic destination for many people. When spring comes, many people want to enjoy the beautiful scenery. 女：我说呀，江南虽美，美不过人，这世界上最美的还是人，你看人类身上拥有智慧美、自信美、形象美、时尚美、心灵美、情操美、语言美…… You are right. The destination is really beautiful, but I think humans are the most beautiful because humans have such virtues as confidence, wisdom , morality and… 男：还有青春美
Yes, and the beauty of youth! 女：同意我的观点
So you agree with me ? 男：让我再想想。
Let me see. 女：别想了
我让你欣赏欣赏由校舞蹈队给大家带来的当代舞《灿烂的青春》，你一定会陶醉的
OK, why not appreciate the modern dance called “The Brilliant Youth” by our school Dancing Group. I’m sure you will be intoxicated with it. 男：真美
那优美的舞姿，青春的朝气，雄劲的动作，让我不得不叹服
不过，王亚老师的歌声美也是众人皆知，令人赞叹不已的。
今天他将与初二6班的曹一文同学师生同台演唱两首歌曲。
大家欢迎。
Wonderful performance, isn’t it ? However, Mr 王亚is famous for his sweet voice. Today he is invited to sing two songs with 曹一文, a student from Class6, Grade 2. Welcome 男：新年的钟声就要敲响，庆典的序曲正要奏响， The bell for the new year is soon to strike; The overture for the ceremony is soon to play. 女：让我们伴着管乐队的乐曲，祝福我们的祖国更加强大昌盛，祝福我们的华初 With the accompaniment music of our school band, let’s wish our motherland more prosperity and our Huachu 合：更加郁郁葱葱。
More verdure . 女：新春的脚步已在耳畔响起。
The footsteps of the new spring are nearer and nearer. 男：是啊，春天是“春色满园关不住，一枝红杏出墙来”。
Yes, you are right. 女：春天是“西塞山前白鹭飞，桃花流水鳜鱼肥”。
男：盼新春，望新春，道不尽心中憧憬无限。
Looking forward to the coming of the new spring, we are full of hope. 女：贺新春，唱新春，说不完心中欢乐无限。
Celebrating the new spring, we are full of happiness. 男：联欢会的帷幕即将拉上，但是我们知道，在华初的这块沃土上，我们将更加茁壮成长。
Though the Get-together is about to end, we still know we are reaching more maturity. 女：让我们衷心祝福我们的嘉宾、老师在新的一年里工作顺利，家庭幸福
Wish each of our distinguished guests and teachers a successful career and a happy family. 男：祝福我们的同学学习进步，再创佳绩。
Wish our schoolmates great progress and more achievements. 女：祝福我们的华初，在新的一年里， Wish our Huachu a more splendid future 合：再攀高峰，再创辉煌。
In the new year. 男：华东师大一附初中2006年辞旧迎新元旦文艺演出到此结束。
That’s all for the New Year’s Day Celebration by No. 1 Junior Middle School Affiliated to East China Normal University. Thank you for being with us.
