英语幽默的演讲稿
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy. 子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天的钱干什
” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。
“再给你两分钱。
可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢
” “她是个卖糖果的。
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关于梦想的高中英语演讲稿范文
关于梦想的英语演讲稿范文3篇 梦想是人生的希望,也是人生的追求。
国人的梦想是国家的希望,也是国家的追求。
每个人都应该有正确的梦想。
本文是小编为大家整理的关于梦想的英语演讲稿范文，仅供参考。
关于梦想的英语演讲稿范文篇一： Dream梦想 Everyonehavedreams,whichareeverybodyyearning.Themanwhowithoutdreams 每个人都有梦想，它是人人所渴望的。
没有梦想的人 inhislifewillbeempty,butdreamsalwaysbechangingasyourthoughtgoforward. 的人生将是空白的，但梦想总是随着你思想的前进而改变的。
WhenIwasinprimaryschool,Ihadadream.IhopethatIwon'thavehomework当我小学时，我有一个梦想。
我希望将来有一天可以没有有家庭作业。
todooneday.Butthetimewecanplayhavebecamelessandless,and1\\\/3inour可玩耍的时间变得越来越少，而我们一天中的三分之一daywewereimprisonedintheclassroom,somanytimeonstudy!AndtillIcome被禁锢在教室，太多时间在学习上。
直到我上tothejuniorhighschool,Ihadadream,IhopeIcanbecomeagoodchild,Ican初中我有一个梦想，我希望自己能成为一个好孩子; bepraisedbymyfamilywhenIreturnhome;canbesurebyteachersatschool;and回到家能受到家人的表扬;在学校能受到老师们的肯定; canhaveaou
名人追梦成功的经历英语演讲稿150字
Dream 梦想Everyone have dreams, which are everybody yearning. The man who without dreams每个人都有梦想, 它是人人所渴望的。
没有梦想的人in his life will be empty, but dreams always be changing as your thought go forward.的人生将是空白的, 但梦想总是随着你思想的前进而改变的。
When I was in primary school, I had a dream. I hope that I won't have homework 当我小学时, 我有一个梦想。
我希望将来有一天可以没有有家庭作业。
to do one day. But the time we can play have became less and less, and 1\\\/3 in our 可 玩耍的时间变得越来越少, 而我们一天中的三分之一 day we were imprisoned in the classroom, so many time on study! And till I come 被禁锢在教室, 太多时间在 学习上。
直到我上 to the junior high school, I had a dream, I hope I can become a good child,I can 初中 我有一个梦想,我希望自己能成为一个好孩子 ;be praised by my family when I return home;can be sure by teachers at school; and 回到家能受到家人的表扬 ; 在学校能受到老师们的肯定 ;can have a outstanding performance among the classmates .在同学之间能有出众的表现。
英语演讲稿
『心灵鸡汤——永恒的爱（1）』 Love Can Last Forever 永恒的爱 I can honestly say it was the best of times and the worst of times. I was joyfully expecting my first child at the same time that my once-energetic, zestful mother was losing her battle with a brain tumor. 我真的只能说那是最精彩的一刻同时又是最伤感的一刻.在我满心欢喜的期待着我的第一个孩子出世的同时我那曾经充满活力和热情的母亲被脑瘤这个恶疾击倒. For ten years, my fiercely independent and courageous mother had fought, but none of the surgeries or treatments had been successful. Still, she never lost her ability to smile. But now, finally, at only fifty-five, she became totally disabled -- unable to speak, walk, eat or dress on her own. 母亲非常独立勇敢的和病魔斗争了10年,但是任何手术和治疗都没能奏效.尽管如此,她始终可以微笑.但是现在,仅仅才55岁的她终于全部瘫痪---不能说话,不能独立行走,吃饭,穿衣. As she grew closer and closer to death, my baby grew closer and closer to life inside me. My biggest fear was that their lives would never connect. I grieved not only for the upcoming loss of my mother, but also that she and my baby would never know each other. 她离死神越来越近的同时,我腹内的婴儿离出生越来越近.最让我担心的是她们的生命永不会相遇.我不单单是只为了即将失去母亲而伤心,同时也为她和我的孩子不能相见而难过. My fear seemed well-founded. A few weeks before my due date, Mother lapsed into a deep coma. Her doctors did not hold any hope; they told us her time was up. It was useless to put in a feeding tube, they said; she would never awaken. 我的担心不是多余的.在我预产期的几个星期前,母亲陷入了深度昏迷.医生们已不抱任何希望,告诉我们说她的大限已到.他们说插入进食管已经没有用,她再也不会醒过来了. We brought Mother home to her own bed in her own house, and we insisted on care to keep her comfortable. As often as I could, I sat beside her and talked to her about the baby moving inside me. I hoped that somehow deep inside, she knew. 我们把母亲接回了家把她安置在她房间自己的床上,同时我们坚持照料她让她舒适一些.我尽可能多地坐在她的床前告诉她我腹中蠕动的婴儿的情况.我希望无论如何在意识深处她能明白我讲的一切. On February 3, 1989, at about the same time my labor started, Mother opened her eyes. When they told me this at the hospital, I called her home and asked for the phone to be put to Mom's ear. 1989年2月3日,几乎是在我分娩的同时,母亲睁开了眼睛.当他们在医院里告诉我这个消息时,我把电话打回了家并要求将电话放在母亲的耳边. Mom -- Mom -- listen. The baby is coming! You're going to have a new grandchild. Do you understand? 妈妈--妈妈--听我告诉你.孩子快要出世了.你就要有一个新的外孙了.你明白了吗? Yes! 明白! What a wonderful word! The first clear word she'd spoken in months! 多幺让人吃惊的一句话呀!这是她几个月来第一次清楚的讲话. 『心灵鸡汤——永恒的爱（2）』 When I called again an hour later, the nurse at her house told me the impossible: Mom was sitting up, her oxygen tubes removed. She was smiling. 我在一个小时后再次打电话给她的时候,她房里的护士告诉了我一件不可思议的事情:妈妈坐起来了,她的氧气管已经拿掉.她在微笑. Mom, it's a boy! You have a new grandson! 妈妈,是个男孩儿!你有一个新孙子了! Yes! Yes! I know! 是!是!我知道了! Four words. Four beautiful words. 四句话.美丽的四句话. By the time I brought Jacob home, Mom was sitting in her chair, dressed and ready to welcome him. Tears of joy blocked my vision as I laid my son in her arms and she clucked at him. They stared at each other. 到我带着雅克布回家的时候,妈妈收拾一新,坐在椅子上准备迎接他的到来.我把儿子放到妈妈怀里她逗弄着他.他们互相对视着. They knew. 他们好象早已相识. For two more weeks, Mother clucked, smiled and held Jacob. For two weeks she spoke to my father, her children and grandchildren in complete sentences. For two miracle weeks, she gave us joy. 有两个多星期,妈妈微笑,抱着雅克布,逗弄他.在这两个星期里她用完整的句子和我父亲,她的儿孙们讲话.在这奇迹般的两个星期里,她带给了我们欢乐. Then she quietly slipped back into a coma and, after visits from all her children, was finally free of the pain and confines of a body that no longer did her will. 接下来在所有的孩子们看望过她以后,她便又安静地,逐渐地陷入昏迷,直到最后从疼痛中解脱出来,她的肉体不再听命于她的灵魂... Memories of my son's birth will always be bittersweet for me, but it was at this time that I learned an important truth about living. For while both joy and sorrow are fleeting, and often intertwined, love has the power to overcome both. And love can last forever. 儿子出生的记忆将总是喜忧参半的,但正是在这个时候我认识到了生活中的一个重要的真理.那就是快乐和悲伤都是短暂的,并且常常是纠缠在一起的,爱则有力量超越这两者.且爱可以永恒! End
初中英语演讲稿，带翻译，50字就行了，关于笑话的，小故事的就行。
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America. 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。
在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。
这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。
” One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult. Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late. At this point, one passenger became furious. For Pete's sake, he shouted, If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night! 只剩一个引擎 一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。
但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。
只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。
” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦
我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。
但请你们相信好了。
只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。
” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。
”
求一篇，描述一场自己经历过的印象最深的婚礼英语演讲稿，200词左右，最好带汉语翻译
尊敬的各位来宾：Distinguished guests: 大家好
Everybody is good! 今天我由衷地开心和激动，因为我终于结婚了。
一时间纵有千言万语却不知从和说起。
但我知道，这万语千言最终只能汇聚成两个字，那就是“感谢”。
首先要感谢在座的各位朋友在这个美好的周末，特意前来为我和xxx的爱情做一个重要的见证，没有你们，也就没有这场，让我和我妻子终生难忘的婚礼。
Today I was really happy and excited, because I finally got married. At that time there is something in the vertical but don't know from and to start. But I know that this thousand words will only into two characters, that is thank you. First friend would like to thank all of you in this beautiful weekend, come specially for XXX and I love to do an important witness, without you, there would be no this, let me unforgettable wedding with my wife. 其次，还要感谢xxx的父母，我想对您二老说，您二老把您们手上唯一的一颗掌上明珠交付给我这个年轻人保管，谢谢您们的信任，我也绝对不会辜负你们的信任，但我要说，我可能这辈子也无法让您的女儿成为世界上最富有的女人，但我会用我的生命使她成为世界上最幸福的女人。
Secondly, would also like to thank the parents of XXX, I want to say to your parents, your parents put your hands only one eye to the young man, I thank you for your trust, I will not disappoint your trust, but I say, I may also can't let your daughter in my life to become the richest woman in the world, but I will use my life to make her the happiest woman in the world. 最后，我要感谢在我身边的这位在我看来是世界上最漂亮的女人。
昨天上了一夜的网，网上说现在世界上男性人口是29亿8千万，我竟然有兴的得到了这29亿8千万分之一的机会成为xxx的丈夫，29亿8千万分之一的机会相当于，一个人中500万的彩票连中一个月，但我觉得今生能和xxx在一起，是多少个500万的无法比拟的。
所以我想说，xxx谢谢你，谢谢你答应嫁给我这个初出茅庐，涉世不深的毛头小子。
Finally, I want to thank beside me this, in my opinion, is the most beautiful woman in the world. Said yesterday on the night of network, online now men in the world's population is 2.98 billion, I have got the prosperity of the 2980000000th of a chance to be XXX's husband, 2980000000th of a chance of a lottery of 5 million even in a month, but I think this life can with XXX, how much is 5 million incomparable. So I want to say, thank you, XXX thank you promise to marry me the fledgling garden boys wet behind the ears. 但是此时此刻，我的心里却有一丝深深的对你愧疚，因为我一直都没有告诉你，再认识你之前和认识你之后，我还一直深深的爱着另一个女人，并且就算你我的婚姻，也无法阻挡我日夜对她的思念，那个女人也来到了婚礼现场，亲爱的，她就是，我的妈妈。
But at this moment, my heart has a deep guilt to you, because I didn't tell you all the time, renew your before and after meet you, I have been deeply in love with another woman, and my marriage, even if you can't stop my missing for her day and night, the woman also came to the scene of the wedding, my dear, she is my mother. 妈，谢谢您，谢谢您在二十多年前做出了一个改变了您一生的决定，您不惜用您的靓丽青春和婀娜身姿，把一个生命带到了这个世界，让他学知识，教他学做人，让他体会到世界上最无私的爱，给了他世界上最温暖的家。
您告诉他做人要老实，您告诉他家的重要，可是这个小生命时常惹祸，惹您生气，让您为他二十几年来挂肚牵肠。
Mom, thank you, thank you for more than two decades ago to make decision in a changed your life, you do not hesitate to use your beautiful beautiful youth and graceful body appearance, put a life zone in the world, let him learn knowledge, teach him to learn, let his experience of the world's most selfless love, gave him the world's most warm home. Would you tell him to be honest, you tell his family's important, but it is a small life often trouble, make you angry, let you be in 20 years for him to hang belly bowel. 几年前父亲的过世，更是让我体会到您在我生命的重要，我也不会忘记我们度过的那几千个思念得日日夜夜。
现在，我想说，妈，辛苦您了，咱家好了，儿子长大了，儿子结婚了。
您可以放心和高兴吧，我很幸福，因为我遇上了这世界两位最最善良美丽女人。
A few years ago father's death, but also let me realize you important in my life, I will not forget that we have thousands of thoughts day and night. Now, I want to say, mom, you hard, I good, son grow up, son get married. You can rest assured and happy, I am very happy, because I met the world's two most kind and beautiful woman.(2)油嘴滑舌+炫耀古文版(2) the flippant + show ancient Chinese version各位尊敬的来宾，大家好：Of all the distinguished guests, everybody is good:首先，我代表我和×××由衷的感谢在座每一位的光临，今晚是我和×××的婚礼，孔子说过：“名不正则言不顺 言不顺则事不成”，在此，我要先向大家汇报一下，我和××的结婚证书编号是：XXXXXXX,所以，我们是名正言顺的合法夫妻，所以今晚的婚礼也应该可以顺利圆满的吧。
First of all, on behalf of XXX and I sincerely thank each one's presence, tonight is my wedding and XXX, Confucius said, no name Say bad, is impossible , so, I need to report to you once, I and x marriage certificate number is: XXXXXXX, so, we are presenting a lawful husband and wife, so the wedding tonight also can complete smoothly.今天，我和×××能够站在这里举行婚礼，我首先要感谢×××的父母，感谢他们对××这些年来的养育之恩，今天，他们将××托付给我照顾，我觉得二老真的很有眼光。
当然，我也不会辜负二老对我的信任，我会好好的照顾××的。
其次，我还要感谢我的母亲，尽管我是一个又乖又听话的好孩子，但是，为了抚养我长大成人，她也付出了全部的心血。
没有我的母亲，也不会有今天的我。
Today, I and XXX is able to stand here wedding, the first thing I would like to thank XXX parents, thank them for x support over the years, today, they will be xx entrusted to my care, I think people really have a vision. Of course, I also can't live up to what our parents trust in me, I will care of xx. Secondly, I would also like to thank my mother, although I am a lovely and obedient boy, but, in order to raise I grow up, she also have paid the full effort. Without my mother, also won't have today of I.最后，我要特别感谢站在我身边的这个女孩子，×××，她抱着如此大的勇气以及自我牺牲的决心，下嫁给我。
，另我诚惶诚恐，在此我要说的是，在今后的日子里，我将以一百二十分之干劲，让你成为幸福的小女人。
Finally, I want to thank the girl standing beside me, XXX, she hold so much courage and determination, self-sacrifice to marry me. , another I am scared, I want to say is that in the coming days, I will with one hundred 20 minutes drive, let you become a happy little woman.从今天开始，我和×××将组成了一个新的家庭，中庸里有句话，妻子好合，兄弟既翕，宜尔室家，乐尔妻帑。
父母顺已。
也就是说，夫妻恩爱，兄弟和睦，家人的关系也会和谐，心情也会愉快，那么，父母也会顺心而快乐。
所以，我希望不仅仅是我和×××，而是在座的每一个家庭，在此后的日子里，都可以和和睦睦，家和万事兴。
Beginning from today, I and XXX will form a new family, the doctrine of the mean in words, good wife, brother is 10, appropriate home room, Tang LeEr wife. Parents have. Brother that is to say, conjugal love, peace, will also be a harmonious relationship between family members, the mood also will be happy, so, parents will be well and happy. So, I hope is not just me and XXX, but here, every family, in the following days, can HeHeMuMu, under one roof.最后，我和×××再次真心的感谢在座的每一位嘉宾，今晚出席我们的婚礼，和我们一起分享这一份的喜悦。
Finally, XXX again and I sincerely thank everyone here every guest, to attend our wedding ceremony tonight, and we share the joy of this one.谢谢大家
Thank you all!
英语演讲稿 急.!
三篇关于师生之间的英文笑话 作者： 来源： -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1、Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow. 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校----慢行. 2、Two Birds[摘自爱爱英语学习网] Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。
谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
3、The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl. 鱼网 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安
老师发问道。
把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。
小女孩回答道。
4、The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too..... 新老师 9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗
妈妈问。
妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。
5、A physics Examination Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears. 一次物理考试 在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。
这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声
尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
回答者：08wangyihan - 试用期 一级 1-30 17:52Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold them! 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛
写一篇关于Iternet and I的英语演讲稿
Anything in the world has its disadvantages and advantages, said Li Ba said. a civilized network environment of capital is very attractive, both you and i, appeal to the government, should attach great importance to the strength of the capital, the capital cannot say that it is like flies pervasive, but many problems cannot stop, we repeatedly asked ourselves, we want to say is, through policies to guide the flow of capital and the establishment of an expected interest Profit model of solidity, Many Profit pattern of profit foundation is flimsy, but not necessarily profit Base insecure profit - making mode on the Survival not go on, this is not what we are looking forward to better guide it to a walk on the basis of unbreakable. so its disadvantages? The children are hooked on Internet games and chat almost unable to extricate themselves. This is by no means alarmist talk, and even adults cannot resist the temptation, How can we blame the children's self - control difference? Then they have to rely on the law and guardians to the future of children. young people is eight, nine o'clock of the sun, is the tomorrow of the motherland are the hope of the nation. In my opinion, the country is to get the Games bring economic benefits to be optimistic about the future of our motherland. This is of course a long - standing problem, we need to this generation to work hard, and even future generations continue to work hard. Let us wait and see!世界上任何一件事都有其弊与利,先说说利吧.一个文明的网络环境的资本是很有吸引力的,不论对你我,对我们政府都有吸引力,要高度重视资本的力量,资本不能说它像苍蝇一样无孔不入,但是很多问题是挡不住的,我们要反反复复问自己,我们要说的是通过政策来引导资本的流向,然后建立一个可期待利益比较牢靠的盈利模式,很多盈利模式,盈利基础是不牢靠的,但是并不一定说盈利基础不牢靠的盈利模式就存活不下去,不是这样的,我们是期待更能够引导它往一个牢靠的基础上走.那么其弊端呢? 孩子们迷恋上网络游戏和聊天几乎就无法自拔,这绝不是危言耸听,连成年人都抵制不了的诱惑,怎么能怪罪孩子的自制力差呢? 那么就还得靠法律和监护人来把好孩子的前途.青少年人是早上八,九点钟的太阳,是祖国的明天,是民族的希望. 而我的观点,国家既是要得到游戏带来的经济效益,也要看好祖国的未来.当然这是个长久问题,需要我们这一代人去努力,更乃至后代继续去努力.让我们拭目以待吧!
