最喜欢的一种食物英语演讲稿
My favorite food ------Jelly Usually , maybe you eat many foods , for example , ham , dumpling , hamburger and so on . Which food do you favorite in these foods ? I tell you I like to eat jelly . One day,when I saw many children were choosing the jelly in a shop, so I walked there with interest , and I found the packing of the jelly was very nice , from the outside , it was very transparent , bright and fresh color , and it made me lick my chops . So I shouted my mother , and asked her but a few kilos of jelly for me . When we walked into our house , I took out them right now , and peeled the packing , and then put it into my mouth , and I felt it was very delicious and I did not forget it until now . My favourite food is the jelly , not only it made me eat with joy , but also I realized the happiness when I tasted it 大家都知道巧克力是甜食。
它不但口感甜美，而且还具有一股浓浓的香味。
不过，吃太多巧克力也不好，因为吃太多会令人肥胖。
不过，巧克力可以缓解情绪低下，使人兴奋并可以集中注意力、加强记忆力。
虽然巧克力很好吃，不过还是少吃一点好。
We all know that chocolate is sweet. Not only does it taste sweet, but also has an aroma of thick. However, eating too much chocolate is not good, because eating too much can cause obesity. However, chocolate can ease the emotional low, people excited and can focus attention, enhance memory. While the chocolate is very delicious, but still eat a little better.我喜欢的食物--鸡蛋,我喜欢很多不同种类的食物、蛋是我最喜欢的。
鸡蛋含有大量人体的必需营养素,而且可以在世界各地找到它。
鸡蛋 可以制作很多菜,像煎蛋和。
你在超市很容易就可以找到它,它们的价格也很便宜。
这些蛋购买后,最好是把它开到锅或板和搅拌它。
如果这个蛋是用平底锅煎蛋,然后就裂纹的沸锅,记得要翻边。
鸡蛋含有大量的营养,是一个很好的能量的来源。
士兵们用带鸡蛋,作为他们在前线的食物。
蛋是我最喜欢的食物。
My favourrite food--Eggs I like many different kinds of food, egg is my favorite kind. Egg contains a lot of essential nutrients needed by the human body, and it's commonly found in almost any part of the world.Eggs are oval shaped spheres with a light brown color depending on the egg.Eggs is the basic ingredient to many dishes, like omelet and french toast. You can easily get eggs at any supermarkets, and they are sold for a very cheap price too. After the eggs are acquired, it is best to crack it open into a pan or plate and stir it evenly. If the egg is to be pan fried, then just crack the egg into the boiling pan, and remember to flip sides. Eggs contain lots of nutrients and is a very good source of energy. Soldiers used to carry eggs to the frontline as their food. Egg is my favorite kind of food.
关于美食的演讲稿
中国历史悠久，其烹饪艺术渊远流长， 闻名于世。
中餐以它的色、香、味、形而诱 人。
长期以来由于各地区的自然环境、文 化、风俗、习惯不同，中国菜肴形成了不同风味的地方菜系。
作为当地风味，北京的烹 饪则集各地不同风味之大全。
北方菜系以山 东口味为主流，擅长烹制海味。
四川厨师烹 调爱放干、鲜辣椒，川菜以麻辣辛香调料而闻名。
粤菜取料广泛，他们讲究鲜嫩和酥 脆。
淮扬菜注重，特别是油而不 腻，清淡鲜美。
谭家菜咸甜适宜，常言 道：“南甜北咸，”谭家菜却两者兼顾。
中国人吃饭，吃的是概念。
或者用一种通俗的说法：吃的是文化。
这使饮食问题带 有了社会性(甚至艺术性)，而不再仅仅是一项形而下的生理活动。
日本人饱食终日，也提炼为向哲学靠拢的茶道，有点在清风、 明月、插花与器皿中求真理的意思。
中国人 则更了不起，把一日三餐都当作兢兢业业的 功课了，煞费苦心，追求着那令人拍案称绝的艺术效果。
“好吃极了!”是较流行的一句赞 美用语。
所以，美食家的虔诚丝毫不亚于画 家或雕塑家，对美的体会甚至更全面：色、香、味———连深藏不露的舌头都调动起来 了，成为鉴赏的工具。
当一席大菜合盘托出，井然有序地布置 在餐桌中央，简直就像揭开了蒙在某一尊艺 术品上面的幕布，不时能听见一、两声由衷的喝采———当然，这是躲在后台掌勺的厨师 所期待的。
宾客们举杯相庆，仿佛在进行小 小的剪彩仪式。
然后就，频频挥动 蜻蜓点水的筷子。
评，脂砚斋评，也不过如此吧：在字里行 间作点小楷的眉批。
不管是冷盘还是炒菜， 最终都必须经得起筷子的“酷评”。
在中国，每一桌宴席的推出，都笼罩着 新船下水般的热烈气氛。
而每一位食客，都是动作熟练的老水手———或者说，都是潜在 的评委。
难怪开餐馆的老板，都很会看客人 的脸色。
看客人的脸色就能了解到厨师的水 平。
中国文化的最高境界，就是一个“喜”字。
这也是中国人最热爱的一个汉字。
而吃饭是 最能烘托出这种喜气的。
喜气洋洋，东道主 自然满意。
传统的喜宴，被清代的 发挥到极致。
从其名称即能感受到“民族大团结”的意味，“强强联合”的意味。
正宗的满汉 全席要连吃三天三夜，茶肴不重复。
这是具 有中国特色的狂欢节：一场饮食文化的马拉 松!吃饭，在中国是最日常的仪式，是最密集 的节日。
信奉基-督的西洋人就餐前习惯在胸前画十字，念叨一句“上帝保佑”，感谢上帝赐予的 面包与盐，大多数中国人都是无神论者，把 酒临风时反而充满了当家做主的感觉。
饱餐 一顿(若能持螯赋诗就更好了)，是离他们最近 的一种自由。
由此可见，这个感匮乏，艺术气息却很浓郁。
在我想像中，美食 家都是一些拥有古老传统的民间艺术家。
西餐折射出私有制的影子，各自为政， 管理好自己的盘子———使用刀叉是为了便于 分割利益。
中餐则体现了最朴素的共-产主 义。
中国人围桌而聚，继承了原始 的遗传基因，有肉大家吃，有酒大家喝，人 人皆可分一杯羹。
大锅饭的传统很难打破。
好在中国的饭桌也是最有凝聚力的地方，有 福同享、有难共担的作风颇受欢 迎。
中国人通过聚餐就能产生四海之内皆兄 弟、的幻觉，这种虚拟的亲情毕竟 大大增进了其食欲。
所以中国人吃饭，也是在吃环境，吃气氛，甚至吃人际关系。
边说 边吃，边吃边听。
这是一种超越了吃的吃。
我一直认为中国人的吃是最有情调的，最有 人情味的。
中国人有四大菜系八大风味。
川菜、粤菜、湘菜、齐鲁菜、淮扬菜、东北菜乃至上 海本邦菜……仿佛实行军阀割据似的。
但在我 眼中，这更像在划分艺术流派。
出自圣人之 乡的齐鲁菜，称得上古典主义。
缠绵悱恻的淮扬菜，属于浪漫主义。
假如说辛辣的湘菜 是批判现实主义，麻辣的川菜则算魔幻现实 主义了———一粒花椒，有时比炮弹还厉害， 充分地调动起我们舌头的想像力。
当然，也可以用别的方法换算：上海菜属于杨柳岸晓 风残月的婉约派，东北菜则相当于大江东 去、浪淘尽千古风流人物的豪放派…… 不知西方社会，在政治家、思想家、艺 术家、军事家等等之外，是否还产生过美食家的头衔?在中国，美食家几乎是一种传统。
虽然它一直近似于“闲职”，却也是颇让人羡慕 的。
欧洲文明里，美食家一度缺席，正如它所推崇的探险家，对于中国而言，则是近代 以后舶来的词汇。
但我私下里以为：美食家 也算是一种足不出户的探险家———“父母 在，不远游”，中国人只好陶醉于另一种意义的探险，那就是对山珍海味的猎奇。
美食家 用菜谱来代替地图，用杯盏来代替罗盘，用 筷子来代替桨橹，航行在自己的味觉里，同 样也领略了无限风光。
这种冒险心理在河豚的问题上发挥到极致。
河豚相当于中国饮食 文化里的“禁果”———一种致命的诱-惑，它的 鲜美因为神秘与危险而被夸张了。
美食家们不仅没有望而却步，反而趋之若鹜。
这份勇 气，恐怕连渎职的亚当、夏娃都会自叹弗 如。
急求一篇3分钟左右的高中英文演讲稿，主题关于英国饮食文化或者是介绍英式下午茶都可以，急求(#Д
English style of eating habits is also easy, pay attention to nutrition. Breakfast is usually porridge milk or a cup of red juice, coated with butter toast, fried bacon or sausage, eggs. At noon, the children eat lunch at school, adults at lunch on the job on the vicinity to buy a sandwich, a cup of coffee on, just kill. Only to the weekend, the British people will be rich on a table. Usually the main course is meat, such as grilled chicken, roast beef, fish and so on. A wide variety of vegetables, like cabbage, fresh peas, potatoes, carrots and so on. Vegetables in general are no longer processed, mounted on a tray, poured from the supermarket to buy ready-made sauce will be consumed. After the main course there will always be together digestible of sweets, such as cooking fruit, fruit pudding, cheese, ice cream and so on. Fried fish and fries (Fish and chips) This is the traditional British fast food nation (fast food). It is in the 19th century 60's pop up. At that time, the railway put start fresh fish one night directly (direct) transported from the east coast to London. English at the fish paste on top ofgood deep-fried in oil, and fried potatoes be eaten together. People put a mixture of salt and vinegar sauce and pour it into the article on fish and potatoes, with a newspaper bag, and then eat from the paper in hand. Today, people often use a clean paper packaging, and to provide a fork (fork). Cha (Tea) British National enjoy a cup of tea. At the traditional British (tradition) on people with porcelain tea cup, one person a cup, a spoonful of tea. The majority of British people like to drink strong tea, but I want to add much milk. Many years ago, people used to put milk into the cup, then add the tea, and finally add water. Coffee (Coffee) Now in the United Kingdom, as popularity of coffee and tea. People either do not add milk or add milk, or drink coffee or preparing a new instant coffee. Wine (Wine) English wine industry is very strong. More and more of the many vineyards are producing wine and red wine (red wine). English pubs everywhere, has several flavors, each with 10,000 large and small pubs, which have many hundreds of years of history, this old pub is usually haunted legends, it is interesting that not only did not care about the owner, but also his house ghost Li Chuan-story as the general put on a table in each. Something fishy about the pub business better and sell more expensive. Eating habits with knife and fork pyronaridine ~ British people generally preferred way of cooking there is: cooked in soy and vinegar, barbecue, fried and fried. Of meat, seafood, game cooking methods are unique; However, the categories of the beef they have special preferences, such as barbecue beef (ROASTED BEEF), is attached not only in the consumption of seasonal vegetables, baked potato, but also will add some steak on the mustard sauce; at the use of seasoning on the butter and liquor preferences; at spice up the taste of meat Kou, cinnamon and other spices fresh. The more well-known British cuisine has: beef kidney allocation (STEAK KIDNEY PIE), fish Pai (ENGLISH FISH CHIP), the Royal butter chicken (CHICKEN A LA KING) and so on. British people enjoy hunting, only once a year at the hunting period, there is much of the hotel or restaurant will be introduced to game meal, such as deer (VENISON), rabbits (HARE), pheasant (PHEASANT),, such as cooking. General cooking game when using some gin or berries and wine, this approach is in order to remove the smell of mutton flavor of the food itself. Breakfast is very important to the British people, British restaurants in the supply of a wide range of meals, have fruit juice, fruit, eggs, meat, wheat porridge category, bread, jam and coffee. Nowadays the popular afternoon tea (HIGH TEA) is the mass from the United Kingdom, and its more famous there is Victoria-style VICTORIAN STYLE), the contents can be said to be all-inclusive, including all kinds of small points, muffin, fruit tarts (TARTE ) and sandwiches. Supper on the daily lives of English is also one of the most important part of the meal of their choice is usually late, and are eating betterto promote friendship between meals can imagine they belong to are very autonomous nation, and a supper for them could take hours. The United Kingdom at the local, there will be lot of people who love to drink, mainly because it itself is also a wine producing country. English at the cost of alcohol consumption on the expenditure than the other also to the many. Nobu Restaurant This is a world-renowned Japanese-style sushi restaurant, perfect interpretation of the cultural diversity of London. Enjoy the best way is to let the staff recommend, another is called a reversal of the world's black cod, point of confusing the champagne glass. Of course, the best have someone else foot the bill! Remember the location you want in advance, otherwise. St. John's Restaurant Very authentic British restaurant, under the name of the solemn nostalgia,thick sauce, verytraditional British dishes. Pig here are LOGO, shows a simple kick! Have to roast whole pigs, Yorktraditional rural English dishes. Confections are a weight of more down 2,3个. Good to eat! Ensure that you spot, the United Kingdom must go FREE to try! Hakkasan Restaurant An average consumption of 60 pounds in London's top restaurants. Is not a false faceskill, newspapers comment on is the history of the sexiest Chinese restaurant, are impartial appraisal. Hot and sour soup, pipa duck, pork Doo British sparkling wine, Greece white Portuguese. It seems that Chinese and Western, at tip of tongue on an.中文:英国人的饮食习惯亦式样简单，注重营养。
早餐通常是麦片粥冲牛奶或一杯果汁，涂上黄油的烤面包片，熏咸肉或煎香肠、鸡蛋。
中午，孩子们在学校吃午餐，大人的午餐就在工作地点附近买上一份三明治，就一杯咖啡，打发了事。
只有到周末，英国人的饭桌上才会丰盛一番。
通常主菜是肉类，如烤鸡肉、烤牛肉、烤鱼等。
蔬菜品种繁多，像卷心菜、新鲜豌豆、土豆、胡萝卜等。
蔬菜一般都不再加工，装在盘里，浇上从超市买回的现成调料便食用。
主菜之后总有一道易消化的甜食，如烧煮水果、果料布丁、奶酪、冰激凌等。
鱼和油炸土豆条（Fish and chips） 这是英国民族传统的快餐食品（fast food）。
它是在19世纪60年代流行起来的。
那时，铁路开始把新鲜的鱼一夜间直接（direct）从东海岸运到伦敦。
英国人在鱼上面裹上糊放在油里炸好，和炸土豆条一起吃。
人们把盐和醋的混合调料倒在炸鱼和土豆条上，用报纸包上，然后从纸包里拿着吃。
如今，人们经常用清洁的纸包装，并提供一个餐叉（fork）。
茶（Tea） 英国民族喜欢喝茶。
在英国传统（tradition）上人们用瓷茶杯泡茶，一人一个茶杯，一匙茶。
大多数英国人喜欢喝浓茶，但是要加许多牛奶。
多年前，人们习惯先把牛奶倒入茶杯，然后再放茶，最后加水。
咖啡（Coffee） 现在在英国，咖啡和茶一样受欢迎。
人们或是加牛奶或是不加牛奶，或是喝新泡制的咖啡或速溶咖啡。
酒（Wine） 英国的酒业很强盛。
越来越多的葡萄园正在生产白酒和红酒（red wine）。
英国的酒馆无所不在，有好几万家大大小小各具风味的酒馆，其中还有不乏数百年历史的，这样的老酒馆通常传说闹鬼，有趣的是，主人不但不避讳，还把他家的鬼故事像立传一般摆在每一张桌子上。
有鬼的酒馆生意更好，而且卖得更贵。
饮食习惯用刀叉咯~ 英国人一般较喜爱的烹饪方式有：烩、烧烤、煎和油炸。
对肉类、海鲜、野味的烹调均有独到的方式；然而，他们对牛肉类方面又有特别的偏好，如烧烤牛肉（ROASTED BEEF），在食用时不仅附上时令的蔬菜、烤洋芋，还会在牛排上加上少许的芥茉酱；在佐料的使用上则喜好奶油及酒类；在香料上则喜好肉寇、肉桂等新鲜香料。
较为人知的英国料理菜名有：牛肉腰子派（STEAK KIDNEY PIE）、炸鱼排（ENGLISH FISH CHIP）、皇家奶油鸡（CHICKEN A LA KING）等。
英国人喜欢狩猎，在一年只有一次的狩猎期中，就有许多的饭店或餐厅会推出野味大餐，如野鹿（VENISON）、野兔（HARE）、雉鸡（PHEASANT）、野山羊（WILDSHEEP）等的烹调。
而一般烹调野味时，均采用些杜松子或浆果及酒，此做法是为了去除食物本身的膻腥味。
英国人对早餐非常讲究，英国餐馆中所供应的餐点种类繁多，有果汁、水果、蛋类、肉类、麦粥类、面包、果酱及咖啡等。
时下所流行的下午茶（HIGH TEA）也是传来自于英国，其较知名的有维多莉亚式VICTORIAN STYLE），内容可说是包罗万象，包括各式小点、松糕、水果挞（TARTE）及三明治等。
晚餐对英国人来说也是日常生活中最重要的一部份，他们选择的用餐时间通常较晚，而且都是边吃边喝边聊，以促进用餐人之间的情谊，可想见他们是属于极有自主性的民族，而一顿晚餐对他们来说可能要花上好几个钟头。
在英国当地，会有许多爱好喝的人士，主要是因为它本身也是个产酒国家。
英国人在饮酒上的花费比起其它的支出还来的多。
Nobu餐厅 这是一家享誉全球的日式寿司餐厅，完美诠释了伦敦的多元文化。
最好的享受方式就是让店员推荐，再多叫一份颠倒世界的黑鳕鱼，点一杯晕头转向的香槟。
当然，最好还有别人买单
事前要记得定位啦，不然免谈。
圣约翰餐厅 很正宗的英国餐厅，顶着怀旧庄严的名字，汁浓酱稠、入味十分的传统英式菜。
猪是这里的LOGO，透着一股纯朴劲儿!有转烤全猪、约克夏布丁等传统的英国乡村菜。
甜点的分量更是一份打倒2、3个。
很好吃的
保证让你过瘾，有空去英国一定要尝一尝
Hakkasan餐厅 一家平均消费60英镑的伦敦顶级中餐厅。
绝不是死撑面子的假把式，报纸上的评论是“史上最性感的中餐厅”,是中肯的评价。
酸辣汤、琵琶鸭、五花肉斗英国气泡酒、希腊白葡。
似乎中西合璧，在舌尖上共谱一曲。
你可以摘选哦
求一篇介绍洛阳特色美食的英语演讲稿，最好简单点，句意不要太复杂，单词不要太难，谢谢啦，非常急，
Hello everyone! Welcome to the LUOYANG,one of the famous historical city .I'm glad to have this oppotunity to introduce some of our traditional foods for you.As we say“Tangdu Luoyang” ,Luoyang is well-known with local people love and drink soup:beef soup, donkey soup, mutton soup is the most characteristic breakfast in Luoyang, Luoyang has many soup halls, all over the streets, and the business of each soup hall is very good. Except these Tonic soup,there are also have bean curd soup, meatball soup and Bufan soup which is the favoriate soup on the TOP 3.Next is it's noodles culture.Henan is a large grain province and it is rich in wheat. So it is mainly pasta and it has a wide variety of products.The paste noodles, steamed noodles，Hand-made noodles,People add different vegetables and meats and create a variety of noodle dishes.The last one is The Gourmet food for guests which is called Luoyang Shuixi,it comes from folks and is a unique traditional food.It's said,During the Wu Dynasty in the Tang Dynasty, Luoyang Shuixi was introduced into the Imperial Palace, made a feast for the palace, formed a unique flavor, and later passed back to the people from the court. It was also called the official banquet seat because of the method for making official banquets.Luoyang Shuixi is well-preserved, wide choice of ingredients, can be simple and complex, tastes diverse, sour, spicy, sweet, salty and tasteful, comfortable and delicious.
谁有小学生5年级英语演讲稿啊最好是3分钟之内就能讲完的 笑话、寓言故事、童话故事都行
The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it. Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young. 【译文】 老猫 一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。
一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。
因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。
于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。
她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。
” A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat. Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river. He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time. 【译文】 一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。
”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。
他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。
” 他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。
他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。
不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。
The City Mouse and the Country Mouse Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, Do come and see me at my house in the country. So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city. The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, Run! Run! The cat is coming! They ran away quickly and hid. After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid. 【译文】 城里老鼠和乡下老鼠 从前，有两只老鼠，它们是好朋友。
一只老鼠居住在乡村，另一只住在城里。
很多年以后，乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它说：“你一定要来我乡下的家看看。
”于是，城里老鼠就去了。
乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里。
它把所有最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠。
城里老鼠说：“这东西不好吃，你的家也不好，你为什么住在田野的地洞里呢
你应该搬到城里去住，你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子，还会吃上美味佳肴，你应该到我城里的家看看。
” 乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。
房子十分漂亮，好吃的东西也为他们摆好了。
可是正当他们要开始吃的时候，听见很大的一阵响声，城里的老鼠叫喊起来：“快跑
快跑
猫来了
”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来。
过了一会儿，他们出来了。
当他们出来时，乡下老鼠说：“我不喜欢住在城里，我喜欢住在田野我的洞里。
因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在，比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说，要好些。
” Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow. 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着学校----慢行. A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy. 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了
” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。
“再给你两分钱。
可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢
” “她是个卖糖果的。
” Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad? Well, my son, his father replied, look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk. But, dad, the boy said, there's only ONE policeman! 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。
这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。
他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思
” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。
如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。
” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀
” A little bird fly to south for the winter. It was very cold, almost frozen bird. Hence, fly to a large space, after a cow there, in a pile of cow dung upon the bird, frozen bird lying on the dunghill, feel very warm, gradually recovered, it is warm and comfortable lying, and soon began to sing songs, a passing wildcat hear voices, see, follow the voice, wildcats quickly found lying on the dunghill, bird, pull it out.The way of existence: not everyone to lead the dung upon your people are your enemy. Each of you is not from the dunghill lire people are your friends, and, when you lying on the dunghill, had better keep your mouth shut.粪堆里的小鸟一只小鸟飞到南方去过冬。
天很冷，小鸟几乎冻僵了。
于是，飞到一大块空地上，一头牛经过那儿，拉了一堆牛粪在小鸟的身上，冻僵的小鸟躺在粪堆里，觉得很温暖，渐渐苏醒过来，它温暖而舒服的躺着，不久唱起歌来，一只路过的野猫听到声音，走过去看个究竟，循着声音，野猫很快发现了躺在粪堆里的小鸟，把它拽出来吃掉了。
生存之道：不是每个往你身上拉大粪的人都是你的敌人。
也不是每个把你从粪堆里拉出来的人都是你的朋友，还有，当你躺在粪堆里时，最好把你的嘴闭上。
One day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a building with a sign by his feet, that read: I am blind, please help. A creative publicist was walking by the blind man and stopped to observe that the man only had a few coins in his hat. He put a few of his own coins in the hat, and without stopping to ask for permission, took the sign, turned it around, and wrote a new message. He then placed the sign by the feet of the blind man, and left. Later that afternoon the creative publicist returned by the blind man and noticed that his hat was almost completely full of bills and coins. The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was him who had changed his sign? He also wanted to know what the man wrote on it? 一天，有个瞎子坐在一栋大楼的台阶上，脚下的标牌上写着：“我是个瞎子，请帮帮我。
” 一位有创意的广告员从瞎子身旁经过时停了下来，看到瞎子的帽子里只有一些硬币。
他也在帽子里放了几个硬币，未经允许，就拿过标牌，翻过来在上面重新写了一句标语，然后把标牌放回瞎子的脚下，离开了。
那天下午晚些时候，这位广告员回到了这个身旁，他发现帽子里几乎装满了纸钞和硬币。
瞎子听出了他的脚步声，问他是否是那个改标牌的人
他也想知道这位男士在上面写了什么。
广告员回答说：“我只是改了你的标语使人们能够看明白。
”他向这个瞎子表达了祝福，说了再见，继续走自己的路。
瞎子并不知道，他的新标语是这样的： 现在是春天，但我却看不到。
关于节假日的英文演讲稿
The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it. Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young. 老猫 一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。
一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。
因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。
于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。
她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。
” The City Mouse and the Country Mouse Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, Do come and see me at my house in the country. So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city. The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, Run! Run! The cat is coming! They ran away quickly and hid. After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid. 【译文】 城里老鼠和乡下老鼠 从前，有两只老鼠，它们是好朋友。
一只老鼠居住在乡村，另一只住在城里。
很多年以后，乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它说：“你一定要来我乡下的家看看。
”于是，城里老鼠就去了。
乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里。
它把所有最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠。
城里老鼠说：“这东西不好吃，你的家也不好，你为什么住在田野的地洞里呢
你应该搬到城里去住，你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子，还会吃上美味佳肴，你应该到我城里的家看看。
” 乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。
房子十分漂亮，好吃的东西也为他们摆好了。
可是正当他们要开始吃的时候，听见很大的一阵响声，城里的老鼠叫喊起来：“快跑
快跑
猫来了
”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来。
过了一会儿，他们出来了。
当他们出来时，乡下老鼠说：“我不喜欢住在城里，我喜欢住在田野我的洞里。
因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在，比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说，要好些。
” A Brother Like That A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it. Is this your car, Mister? he said. Paul nodded. My brother gave it to me for Christmas. The boy was astounded. You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn’t cost you nothing? Boy, I wish . . . He hesitated. Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for. He was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels. I wish, the boy went on, That I could be a brother like that. Paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, Would you like to take a ride in my car? Oh yes, Id love that. After a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, Mister, would you mind driving in front of my house? Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad wanted. He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile. But Paul was wrong again. Will you stop where those two steps are? the boy asked. He ran up the steps. Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back, but he was not coming fast. He was carrying his little crippled brother. He sat him down on the bottom step, then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car. There she is, Buddy, just like I told you upstairs. His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn’t cost him a cent. And some day Im gonna give you one just like it . . . then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about. Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car. The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride. That Christmas Eve, Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said: It is more blessed to give . . . 内容： 哥哥的心愿 圣诞节时，保罗的哥哥送他一辆新车。
圣诞节当天，保罗离开办公室时，一个男孩绕着那辆闪闪发亮的新车，十分赞叹地问： 先生，这是你的车
保罗点点头：这是我哥哥送给我的圣诞节礼物。
男孩满脸惊讶，支支吾吾地说：你是说这是你哥送的礼物，没花你一分钱
天哪，我真希望也能…… 保罗当然知道男孩他真想希望什么。
他希望能有一个象那样的哥哥。
但是小男孩接下来说的话却完全出乎了保罗的意料。
我希望自己能成为送车给弟弟的哥哥。
男孩继续说。
保罗惊愕地看着那男孩，冲口而出地说：你要不要坐我的车去兜风
哦，当然好了，我太想坐了
车开了一小段路后，那孩子转过头来，眼睛闪闪发亮，对我说：先生，你能不能把车子开到我家门前
保罗微笑，他知道孩子想干什么。
那男孩必定是要向邻居炫耀，让大家知道他坐了一部大轿车回家。
但是这次保罗又猜错了。
你能不能把车子停在那两个台阶前
男孩要求道。
男孩跑上了阶梯，过了一会儿保罗听到他回来了，但动作似乎有些缓慢。
原来把他跛脚的弟弟带出来了，将他安置在第一个台阶上，紧紧地抱着他，指着那辆新车。
只听那男孩告诉弟弟：你看，这就是我刚才在楼上对你说的那辆新车。
这是保罗他哥哥送给他的哦
将来我也会送给你一辆像这样的车，到那时候你就能自己去看那些在圣诞节时，挂窗口上的漂亮饰品了，就象我告诉过你的那样。
保罗走下车子，把跛脚男孩抱到车子的前座。
兴奋得满眼放光的哥哥也爬上车子，坐在弟弟的身旁。
就这样他们三人开始一次令人难忘的假日兜风。
那个圣诞夜，保罗才真正体会主耶稣所说的施比受更有福的道理。
