跪求一篇演讲稿，题目是：如果生活中遇到了小品《扶不扶》，你会怎么做
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一个秃子----无法无天；一个瞎子----目中无人；一个麻子----都不要脸了。
团队的合作小的时候开始建立感情。
经验会给你正确的判断，错误的判断也可以给你宝贵的经验。
我们要对所有的朋友绝对的尊重，绝对地影响他。
笨人想要征服世界，聪明人征服自己。
跟10个人建立友谊，10分助力；跟100个人建立友谊，100分助力。
1+1=2，叫数学；1+1=11，叫经济学。
只有缩短成功的时间，才能延长享受的时间。
目标大问题小，问题大目标小。
暂时的合作靠借力，长期合作靠实力。
团队的目标是大家的福气。
我们不是做不到，我们是容易放弃。
（望采纳）
五分钟英文演讲稿 相声或者小品
Big words of western tour （大话西游）Chapter 1Site：The weddingCharacters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha …….妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!Come here! This is my brother.(牛深情地转向紫霞)牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!牛：What?妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!至：What’s this? Really?妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(剑从至的怀中落下)妖：Magic Sword?牛：Let me do this!(紫跑出，拾剑)紫：It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!(紫跑下)妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa……(牛惊慌地跑下)Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……Chapter 2Site: Bull King’s back gardenCharacters: 至尊宝、紫霞（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）至：Why are you hiding here?(紫抽剑，指向至。
两人定格，至走出来，独白)至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!至：You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）紫：What can you tell your wife?至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I ……紫：I help you!至：No, it’s dangerous!紫：You don’t want to?至：I do! But ……紫：I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.(猪喊)至：Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.（依依不舍）Aside: The night ……Chapter 3Site: DungeonCharacters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧猪和沙：Master, master(两人同时悄声说)猪：We come to save you.沙：We come to bring you out.唐：I won’t go.猪和沙：Stay here? Why?唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me; the outside world is just a bigger prison. You go out first. I have something to tell him.(猪和沙下)唐：You come in and have a sit!至：To be honest, I’m not your disciple. I don’t want to be your disciple. Master I know you’re a good guy. Please let me go!唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”?至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……(唐唱Only you)至：Stop. Stop. I can’t take this anymore, please stop ……唐：Ohoh ……至：Damn you, you … I’ve said I can’t take this anymore. Don’t disturb or I’ll kill you.唐： Monkey King, you can kill me. Life and death are very minor. When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me. Namonitabhaya …(至跑走)Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders’ Cave with the Grapes. Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who’s cut open won’t die at once. He can still see. So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.After the Monkey King’s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …Chapter 4Site: The Hole of WaterfallCharacters: 至尊宝、观音至：Goddess. I’m about to understand your words. I used my eyes to see in the past. What I was dying. I started using my heart to see this world. Then I could see all things clearly. That girl …has left a drop of tear in my heart. I felt her sorrow.观：Have you given up all things in human world?至：Yes! Life and death is just minor! …… But I don’t understand why can human’s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years. What hatred is it?观：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.观：I want to warn you again. After wearing the gold ring, you’re no longer a normal human. You can’t have human desires anymore. If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller. It’s very uncomfortable.至：OK.观：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say?至：I had had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”! If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years!还有7人的。
不过很有意义。
可以参考一下。
pocket moneyCharacters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A),Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. Healways makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. Hehas a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu ……He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famouscandy salesman at the school gate. My candies are verypopular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always comehere. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? Thestudents will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Nowit’s so beautiful! Haha……C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students comeout happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual.（Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me
（非常焦急）M&A: Why?C: I’m dirty
M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）M&A: How much are they?S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）M&A: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give usmoney.（自信）M: Good idea!(全部下场)Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and theyknow their father is good at playing guitar, so they will dosomething clever. (爸爸看报)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today!M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK! Let’s.(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?M&A: Of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。
)D: What’s the matterM: Dad, we have no money!A: Can we have some please?D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need anymore.M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.A: They look so sweet and nice!M: Other students always buy them!D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do yourhomework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)M: What shall we do now?A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)M: Dad, I want a new eraser!A: I want a longer ruler!M&A: Dad, please
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy thefood at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?M&A: Yes, sir!D: Here you are !( 给钱)M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come tothe salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then havethem, but soon they feel a stomachache.(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）A: …….D: What’s wrong?M: I’ve a stomachache!A: Me too!D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?M: Yes. We had some candies just now.A: I had some too!D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of theeraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at theschool gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）M: But they look nice!A: And tastes good!M&A: Aiyo……D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!M&A: OK.Scene 4: (At the school gate)N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking thesalesman to go away.(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）D: He?(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)P: What’s the matter with them?D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You mustbe honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）S: OK. I know. (羞愧)C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies nexttime. They are bad for your health.D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to bean honest person! Will you?M&A: OK, dad!P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.D: OK, Let’s go.N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story istrying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, wehope it could be improved soon. What’s more, we also hope studentsthemselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as well
最好笑的小品(演讲稿)短些
小品子~话铃响，老找电话，找来找去找不忽然想了一下，脱下自己的鞋当电话，接 教师：这电话，味道还挺大。
喂，哪位
台后：*老师，是我，*** 教师：噢，原来是*老师，啊，什么事呀
台后：*老师，我麻烦你的事，办的怎么样了
教师：（想一想）什么事
台后：就是教我儿子读书的事。
教师：哦，那件事知道了，这个事很难办。
台后：有什么难办的，你教会我儿子一个字，我付你五千块钱。
教师：那好，那好，你叫他马上过来。
台后：他已经出来了。
（傻子出场） 教师：你叫什么名字
傻：我不知道。
师：（暗自说）是个傻子。
傻：你才是傻子呢。
师：你过来，认字了。
（写了一个字）读“a”。
傻：呸。
师：“a”。
（加重） 傻：呸。
师：“a”。
（大叫一声） 傻：呸。
（连口水都出来了）师：连这个字都不认识，真傻。
傻子，你过来。
你自己会什么东西
傻：我会唱歌，还会跳舞。
师：（他会唱歌
还会跳舞，不相信）好吧，那你给老师唱个歌听听。
傻：（唱黄色歌） 师：停，停，唱什么乱七八糟的东西，算了，跳个舞吧。
傻：放音乐
（跳艳舞） 师：好了，好了，这是什么舞，简直是勾引老师性欲，还是老师教你认字。
来，教你一个常用字：“被”念
（傻子不吭声） 师：（自言自语）连被子的“被”都不会念，傻子呀，你****每天晚上睡觉时，床上有什么东西
傻：是***师：除了***以外，***身上是什么
傻：是我爸爸。
师：那爸爸身上是什么
傻：是***的两条腿。
师：那你们家床上的被子呢
傻：是***扔到地上去了。
师：这五千元钱我是不赚了。
（转身走了） 傻：你以为我不认识这个字啊，我就是不说，说出来要给五千块钱的
说我傻，我是傻进不傻出。
（兴高采烈下）
“扶不扶”为话题的议论文
拼搏，成功的节奏演讲稿 每个人的一生都是由无数多个梦组成的。
可是，有的人只把梦想停留在嘴边，而有的人就在今天，珍惜每一分钟看去为那些梦而打拼。
这便是平庸和杰出的唯一区别。
在浩瀚的生命之岸，我们应该告诉世界，我们为自己的梦想追求过，奋斗过，拼搏过。
我们对辉煌的人生没有放弃过希望，也从来没有停止过拼搏。
有时候，我们总是用眼睛单一地去看事情，凭着感觉就认为它很难或无法办到，但当你亲身实践后，你就会发现其实它很简单。
只要奋斗不息，我们的梦，就在不远处。
希望采纳
-秦皇岛海港区迎秋里小学六年七班
急求关于高中关于劳东卫生的格言和演讲稿和小品、象声都行啊
6、学校是学习之所，文明是成功之本。
7、让我们一起来：关心集体，爱护公物，保护环境
7、环境整洁优美，生活健康科学，社会文明进步。
8、手边留情花似锦，脚下留情草如茵
9、让我们的素质及文明展现在一言一行中
10、向老师说声好，不困难；困难的是，要坚持向老师真心地说声好。
12、花儿用美丽装扮世界，我们用行动美化校园
13、顺手捡起是的一片纸，纯洁的是自己的精神； 有意擦去的一块污渍，净化的是自己的灵魂。
14、以滥用水为耻，以节约水为荣。
15、讲文明，讲卫生，讲科学，树新风。
16、讲究社会公德，爱护公共环境。
17、珍惜自己，关爱他人，革除陋习，从我做起。
18、告别陋习，健康文明。
3、讲究社会公德，爱护公共环境。
4、环境整洁优美，生活健康科学，社会文明进步。
5、讲文明，信科学，防非典，同行动。
6、珍惜自己，关爱他人，革除陋习，从我做起。
7、万众一心抗非典，众志成城保畅通。
8、科学、健康、环保、文明。
9、革除陋习，战胜非典。
10、告别陋习，健康文明。
11、讲究公共卫生，爱护公共设施，维护公共秩序，遵守公共道德。
12、大搞爱国卫生运动，铲除病菌滋生土壤。
13、告别陋习崇尚文明，向不良卫生习惯宣战。
14、克服不良习惯，养成文明行为。
15、学道德建设纲要，扬文明行为新风。
