幽默又有意义的200词英文演讲稿带翻译
A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. 有一位老师每个下午都要打一下盹儿。
When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient sages. 当他的学生问他是怎么回事时，他回答说他到梦境中去见古代的圣人了。
One extremely hot day some of his pupils fell asleep in the classroom. When the school-teacher chided them, they said, We went to meet the sages in dreamland. 有一天，天气很热，有几个学生在教室里睡着了。
当这位老师斥责他们的时候，他们说：“我们去梦里见圣人了。
”What did they say? demanded the teacher. “他们说什么了
”老师问到。
We asked them if a school- teacher came there every afternoon, but they said they had seen no such person.“我们问他们是不是每天下午都有一个老师去他们那儿，但是他们说没见过这个人。
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英语演讲稿3分钟（以中学生的视角写一篇带幽默有翻译的演讲稿，以爱好和学习方法为话题 ）
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning. That's fine, roared the boss, but where were you Monday and Tuesday? 安眠药 鲍勃晚上失眠。
他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。
星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。
他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。
” “好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了
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英语幽默的演讲稿
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy. 子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天的钱干什
” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。
“再给你两分钱。
可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢
” “她是个卖糖果的。
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英语三分钟演讲稿，大约150的字数。
关于幽默、励志。
最好带翻译。
急
People and animals get alongIn colorful in nature, life with two perfect biological, one kind is human, another kind is the animals. Although they are creatures, but they never could get together and for humans to kill animals. But wild animals in zoos but it can and human be together.Say first peacock garden! Walked into a peacock garden, the garden in joyful play the peacock. Some are ramping and children; Some are issued by food; eat children And in the shade of a... I can't wait to buy a pack feed, also to feed the peacock. I thought the peacock certain will frighten is everywhere disorderly jump. But, it moves have made me by surprise: it's still standing there, sometimes put neck to eat the food on my hand. It shows what, shows where the animals can and human get along. Suddenly, I feed the peacock tail! It in the crowd, raise head, walked slowly as if in said: see, I am much more beautiful! Many people are surrounded by come, can peacocks renkai, let humans look at the screen. It shows where the animals can and human harmony!Soon, I arrived at again and tiger photos area. Where the tiger dorigo have to stare at me, that my whole body straight risked bean big sweat. I walk to the tiger cowardly, put his hand on the side of the body, the tiger tiger was lying motionless, put his hand on my shoulder, like a pair of good elder brothers... It shows where the animals can and human harmony!After the activity, let me know the human must and animal harmony!
一篇三分钟的英语演讲稿，介绍新奇的事物或事情，用简单幽默的语言，急求
满意的必定采纳
“天助自助者”heaven helps the one who help himselfToday,I am going to put our focus on the statement Heaven helps the one who help himself. I don't know what you would think of this statement once you hear that.But just let me share with you my point of view.In my opinion,chances will only be given to those who treasure every opportunity around them.In order to help yourself,you have to treasure yourself,you have to have faith in yourself in the first place.You have to say I can do it to yourself.Once you believe that you can overcome the difficulties,you will get driven and easily realize the help or chances sent by God to you.Ultimately,you will get the job done and become successful.However,if you don't even help yourself,you have low self-esteem,you lack confidence,you lose faith of yourself,you don't believe that you could make it,for sure,God is not going to help you as you don't even treasure yourself.You don't even realize your own value.Even if there're chances,you will never know how to take it wisely.Maybe you would say,not everyone in the world know how to help oneself.But I don’t agree with this claim.It has nothing to do with your intelligence,it is simply a decision.If you decide to help yourself,you would.If you want to help yourself to increase your confidence,you could join the leadership training courses,you could try to find out your strengths and merits (I believe everyone have them) instead of merely sitting there and do nothing,meaning not helping yourself.Those who have self-confidence would probably get the job done more easily than those who lack it.This is God’s plan.Therefore,it is all about what attitude you have.When you don't help yourself,all the help given by God would just be wastage.Once you help yourself,God will do the rest for you.In a nutshell,those who help themselves will see the help from God,those who don’t,won’t see it.Thank you.
英语励志演讲稿，带翻译，三分钟左右，不要太长
Pain past is pleasure.过去的痛苦即快乐。
All things are difficult before they are easy.凡事必先难后易。
Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.心之所愿，无事不成。
Where there is life, there is hope.有生命必有希望。
I feel strongly that I can make it.我坚信我一定能成功。
Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.与其诅咒黑暗，不如燃起蜡烛。
The shortest answer is doing.最简短的回答就是行动。
Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.成功的秘诀就是四个简单的字：多一点点。
（凡事比别人多一点点
多一点努力，多一点自律，多一点实践，多一点疯狂。
多一点点就能创造奇迹
） DEFINITION OF CRAZINESS Crazy stands for the human spirit of transcending oneself. It stands for the single-minded pursuit of dreams. It stands for the total devotion to your work. It stands for the passion of commitment to reach the goal. Once you have this craziness, you can achieve anything you want. Let alone learning English!疯狂的定义疯狂代表着人类超越自我的精神，代表着对理想的执着追求，代表着对事业忘我的全情投入，代表着不达目的绝不罢休的激情。
人一旦有了这种疯狂，做任何事都可以成功，何况攻克英语
ALWAYS HAVE A DREAM Forget about the days when it's been cloudy, But don't forget your hours in the sun. Forget about the times you've been defeated, But don't forget the victories you've won. Forget about the misfortunes you've encountered, But don't forget the times your luck has turned. Forget about the days when you've been lonely, But don't forget the friendly smiles you've seen. Forget about the plans that didn't seem to work out right, But don't forget to always have a dream.永不放弃梦想忘掉你的失意日子，但不要忘记黄金的时光。
忘掉你的一次次失败，但不要忘记你夺取的胜利。
忘掉你遭遇的不幸，但不要忘记你的时来运转。
忘掉你的孤独日子，但不要忘记你得到的友善的微笑。
忘掉你没有得以顺利实施的计划，但不要放弃你的梦想。
李阳的励志名言打击我吧
伤害我吧
折磨我吧
侮辱我吧
冤枉我吧
迫害我吧
Attack me! Hurt me! Torture me! Humiliate me! Mistreat me! Persecute me!让暴风雨都来吧
让我付出代价
让我心态归零
你使我兴奋
你使我斗志昂扬
你使我咬牙切齿
Let storms rage against me! Let me pay the price! Let me hit rock bottom! You excite me! You fill me with the spirit to fight! You make me grind my teeth!你使我百折不挠
你使我脱胎换骨
你使我变得更坚强
你使我成为真正的人
你是我最幸福的回忆
你是我终生感激的恩人
我不是人，我要重塑人的尊严
You make me determined! You make my completely reshape myself! You make me stronger! You make me a real man! You are my most joyful memory! I owe you all my life! I'm not human. I want to rebuild my dignity and honor. I want to reshape my life.特别赠言：让我们牺牲一些娱乐的时间、牺牲一些无聊的时间、牺牲一些闲聊的时间、牺牲一些为自己的穿着打扮苦恼的时间、牺牲一些思考如何吃的时间、牺牲一些打麻将的时间
让我们多一些反思自我、改造自我的时间
人一生总要成就一些事情
说一口流利的英语就是一件非常值得做的事，而且是一定可以做好的事
从中找到自己的快乐吧
找到自己的信心吧
找到自己的价值吧
找到奋斗的快感吧
找到克服重重困难的幸福吧
我只要有三顿饭吃，我就感到无比幸福和满足，我将不会再去考虑其它的东西
我只有一个心思：一定要讲一口流利的英语
我就不信我做不到
在这种状态下，你肯定成功
你肯定会拥有一切你需要的东西，你想拒绝都没有办法
你想庸俗都没有选择
成功、名誉、财富
一切都随之而来
而那些天天在想他们自己未来需求的人，最终也只能白日做梦，越做越远
让我们将我们的欲望集中在一个地方，那就是早日攻克英语
一旦成功，你的人生历史一定会重写
三分钟幽默演讲稿英语
三 Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. 昂贵的 牙科医生：起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔我得收二十五美元 母亲：二十五美元
可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀
牙科医生：是的。
但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了
