爱情公寓英语话剧剧本加翻译
Zeng xiaoxian: Now is the midnight ,12 o 'clock, welcome to my listening shows: 'your moon ,and my heart'. Good man is me, I am zengxiaoxian. If you have any interesting things, fell free to dial the number: 8008208820, then turn 2 key--press. Today xiaoxian will talk the hypertension with everybody. So~~,what is the hypertension ? Hypertension is ··· ：现在是夜里12点，欢迎大家收听节目：你的月亮我的心。
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今天小贤跟大家谈谈高血压。
那么，什么是高血压呢?高血压就是······ Hu yifei:I know,I know ,Hypertension is a condition in which the blood pressure, on at least two or more readings on different dates after an initial screening ,is found to be higher than normal (Hang up and secretly say :teacher zeng forgot the lines, ha ha ~ but only one of the pieces, I don't know where other pieces.) (电话打入)：高血压我知道，是血压在正常情况下高于正常值。
(挂电话，偷偷地说： 曾老师台词忘带了，哈哈~不过只有一张了，其它可不知道哪去了) Zeng xiaoxian(helpless ): yifei, you are very very clever! The next, we'll talk about ··· (Telephone rings again ) What's wrong again? My broadcasting rating is so high,you should not always call in.yifei~! please~ (无奈)：一菲，你真是聪明啊!那接下来我们来谈谈······ (电话又响) 又怎么了?我节目收听率这么高，不要总占别人线啊，一菲! Hu yifei: No ,no···,It is urgent ! ziqiao broke up with Lisa rong, he··· ：不是啊，有急事啊!子乔刚和分手了，他······ Zeng xiaoxian:Oh~! No~no~What should I do? I cannot be promoted! I must talk to ziqiao about it! Ziqiao you can't ~can't~ Zhan bo: I ,qie~ I am zhan bo! 展博：我，切、、我是展博。
(Mei jia kicked Lv ziqiao ) (美嘉踢一脚) Mr.Zeng: He had blurred vision and lightheaded. This is a symptom of hypertension. 曾小贤：他视力模糊，还头重脚轻，高血压的症状之一 Hu Yifei: Ziqiao, are you pretending? Do you want to take advantage of our sympathy for you ? (捶~~~) ：子乔，你不会是装的吧，想乘机利用我们对你好? (捶他一下) Lv Ziqiao: Yifei, shit! I have severe chest pain ! Actually, you pounded me ! ：一菲，你有病啊?我得厉害，你还捶?! Zeng Xiaoxian: He has the stethalgia, this is the symptom of hypertension too. Haha~, I am a practitioner. I can diagnose. 曾小贤：他，这也是高血压的症状，哈哈，我是名医了!我会诊断病了~ Lv Ziqiao: Mr.Zeng, are you an earth man ? I am dying because of hurt ：曾老师，你还是不是人啊?我都快疼死了~ Zeng Xiaoxian: Ah, yeah, Zhanbo, Meijia, Yifei, massage his chest immediately! 曾小贤：哦，对，展博、美嘉、一菲，快给他按摩按摩胸部，先暂时减轻痛苦。
曾小贤：不···不是吧?那我怎么办啊!我的事业也会被断送啊! 让我和子乔说说，不能阿不能阿······ Mei jia：(Grabbed the phone )You have no chance,He seems a little dizzy. Today you are talking about the ill, are not you ?Save him quickly ! 美嘉(抢过电话)：没机会了，他好像有点晕。
你今天不是讲病吗?快点救救他吧~ Zeng xiaoxian:Well, okay, let him speak . 曾小贤：好， 好吧，让他讲话。
Lv ziqiao:zeng zeng teacher,I broke up ,ah~~~~~~~(He is going to fall, zhan bo holds him) Mei , mei jia, you also have breast? 吕子乔：曾， 曾老师，我分手了，啊······(要晕倒) (被展博扶住) 美、美嘉，你有胸啦!? Zhan bo: I ,qie~ I am zhan bo! 展博：我，切、、我是展博。
(Mei jia kicked Lv ziqiao ) (美嘉踢吕子乔一脚) Mr.Zeng: He had blurred vision and lightheaded. This is a symptom of hypertension. 曾小贤：他视力模糊，还头重脚轻，高血压的症状之一 Hu Yifei: Ziqiao, are you pretending? Do you want to take advantage of our sympathy for you ? (捶~~~) 胡一菲：子乔，你不会是装的吧，想乘机利用我们对你好? (捶他一下) Lv Ziqiao: Yifei, shit! I have severe chest pain ! Actually, you pounded me ! 吕子乔：一菲，你有病啊?我得厉害，你还捶?! Zeng Xiaoxian: He has the stethalgia, this is the symptom of hypertension too. Haha~, I am a practitioner. I can diagnose. 曾小贤：他胸痛，这也是高血压的症状，哈哈，我是名医了!我会诊断病了~ Lv Ziqiao: Mr.Zeng, are you an earth man ? I am dying because of hurt 吕子乔：曾老师，你还是不是人啊?我都快疼死了~ Zeng Xiaoxian: Ah, yeah, Zhanbo, Meijia, Yifei, massage his chest immediately! 曾小贤：哦，对，展博、美嘉、一菲，快给他按摩按摩胸部，先暂时减轻痛苦。
(They massaged him in a mess.) (众人对他进行一番乱按摩) Zhanbo: Ah~~~Mr.Zeng, he has the bloody nose. 展博：啊~~曾老师，他了~ (They crowded, looking. Yeah, just nosebleed, Lv Xiaobu's blood.) (众人拥上，看了半天，“恩，果然是鼻血，的血”) (Turning their head, Ziqiao is missing. They are seeking. He hided in WC.) (回头，子乔不见了，众人找，发现在厕所) Hu Yifei: Mr.Zeng, he hided in WC,unwilling to come out. And he said he has frequent urination. 胡一菲：曾小贤，他在厕所，不肯出来，说自己尿频。
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Zeng Xiaoxian: Ah~~~frequent urination, he is the invisible Man of hypertension. Does he come out? 曾小贤：哇塞~还尿频，看来他是一个高血压的隐形患者啊~~~他出来了吗? People: No~~~ 众人：没有. zeng:uh-huh, let me ,the master ,educate him when he is in toilet.Fistly, patients with hypertension must have a low-salt and low-fat diet. 曾小贤：恩哼，趁他在卫生间，让我这个大师来对他进行教育吧~首先，高血压患者要低盐、。
all:Low-salt and low-fat. 众人：低盐低脂。
zeng:Pay attention to stress management. 曾小贤：压力调节 all:Only make a girl friend each time. 众人：一次只交一个女朋友。
zeng:Take food that are rich in minerals, for example, potassium, calcium, magnesium. 曾小贤：多吃含镁、钾、钙等矿物质的食物。
all:Eat carrot(zhan)、 Chinese cabbage(mei) and shell(fei) everyday. 众人：天天吃胡萝卜(展博)、白菜(美嘉)、贝壳(一菲) zeng:More exercise. 曾小贤：多运动 all:Give us your car. 众人：把你的车给我们。
zeng:Take antihypertensive medications daily. 曾小贤：天天服用降压药 all:The medicines are close to the mouth. 众人：药不离嘴 (ziqiao coming back from the toilet) (子乔从厕所里出来) ziqiao:I feel bad.My blood presure is rather, rather, high.I'm going to die.Give some money to me, I will go to hospital. 吕子乔：我不太对劲，我有高血压，我要死了!你们那点钱给我吧，我要去医院。
(all feel panic then take out money to ziqiao) (众人惊慌，纷纷取出钱给子乔) ziqiao:I needn't pay back the money spending on the disease to you,do I ? (众人愣住了，去厕所一看，发现了曾小贤落下的台词) (all are dumbfounded ,then they go to see the toilet,then find zeng's left pieces of lines ) 众人：“他不会看着书生病的吧。
” all:he's not sick, he just pretend to be weak as zeng xiaoxian's lines. 吕子乔：哈哈，背个高血压的台词就能有这么多钱!哈哈~ ziqiao:ha-ha~~~just recite some hypertension lines can earn so much money ! I'm rich now! Ha~ha~ (众人追出去)：还我们钱! (all run after him)：pay back the money! 曾小贤：这个故事告诉我们，学习医学知识真是有用~ zeng:The story tell us , it is really useful to learn the medical knowledge. 吕子乔：我去看病的，这钱你们不要我还吧? (all shake head) (众人摇头) zeng:ziqiao,do you know that which investigations you need and which drug you need buy? 曾小贤：子乔，你知道去医院做哪些检查吃哪些药吗? ziqiao:Of course. Calcium channel blockers, angiotensin-converting enzyme inhibitors , vasodialtors and diuretics ,e.g. 吕子乔：知道~钙离子阻断剂、、血管舒张剂、利尿剂。
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话剧主持人开场白台词
A：话剧是艺术领域中的奇葩，你知道是为什么吗
B：我想一个重要的原因是其属于“现场直播”，没有所谓的“善后处理”。
A：是啊，因此话剧是非常考验表演者的综合素质。
今天我们就来这一场“现场直播”的比赛。
B：下面请出我们的评委，我想他们并不介意我们用热烈的掌声去欢迎。
（介绍评委名字）。
A：（介绍完毕）我刚才看到几位评委脸上有焦急的表情，怕是等不及欣赏演出了，那我们就直奔主题。
B：头一个节目，我想安排个逗乐的吧，喜剧《威尼斯商人》。
（节目上） A（独自上场）：B
人呢
B“赶忙上”：不好意思，我还在回味刚才精彩的节目，沉浸在艺术的氛围中了，一时没回过神。
A：你那意思，是说我不够沉浸在艺术的氛围中
B：瞧你，怎么说话像林黛玉一样尖刻了
A：既然你提到了红楼梦，我问问你，里面有个词叫“爬灰”，知道什么意思吗
B：这难不倒我，就是公公和儿媳产生感情。
A：那我国现代也有一部有类似描写的作品。
B：我知道，是《雷雨》啊。
A：想不想看北京人民艺术团演的《雷雨》啊
B：当然，那是经典中的经典啊
A：可惜，满足不了你…… B：嗨
吊了我半天胃口
不过，没关系，我们学校也有能人排了《雷雨》，水准那是相当可以，也许咱们学校以后就因此成北京人艺的分部了。
A：有这么神
光说不练假把势，咱们这就请出他们来，看看到底够不够北京人艺的水准
（上节目）（节目之后）A假意抹着眼泪上来。
B：干吗呢
正“现场直播”呢
A：太感人了，只是太哀怨了，咱能不能看个招笑的
在这么哀怨下去我可要申请换人了。
B：满足你，下一个节目《白毛女》…… A：打住，你损不损啊
不是才说看个招笑的吗
这么又说来个北风吹，雪花飘了啊
B：谁损你了
你看了就知道了。
请看《白毛女》。
A：等等，评委“抗议”了， 他们辛苦为第一场打出分来了，我们看一下…… B：我希望他们尽快去威尼斯演出去，《白毛女》摄制组已准备好了，有请
（节目结束） A：刚才那话剧的导演是不是胡戈啊
太牛了
B：怎么可能是胡戈啊
那是胡戈的老师
A：啊
老师叫什么名字啊
B：胡搞。
A：确实挺能搞的。
B：精彩吗
A：很精彩。
B：你说了不算，得评委说了算。
我们看看《雷雨》的分数。
A：北京人艺在向你们招手
在《白毛女》分数出来之前，我要说我还是不满足，我没笑够。
B：你要求高啊，还没笑够啊
你想怎么样
A：前面的节目都是站在前人的基础上，有没有原创的
B：要求还真不少，真难打点你。
不过，难不住我，我们有
由请《考场疯云》
（节目结束） A：有意思，有意思
又是那“胡搞”的作品吧
B：错了不是
这回是胡搞的老师啦
A：咱们学校尽是能人，胡搞的老师是
B：胡搅
A：你别在这胡搅了，看《白毛女》的分数吧。
B：（如果分数高）有人说，笑是最好的武器，看来不错，把评委都“征服”了。
（如果分数低）确实把悲剧改为喜剧难度很大，但作为一种大胆的创新和尝试，这本身就是值得褒奖的。
A：笑了那么多，突然想起最近热播的喜剧连续剧，《武林外传》。
B：你天天看
A：当着老师的面，我不得不告诉你，我天天在家复习功课。
B：不诚实。
A：没说完呢，复习好了，天天看。
B：那我倒考你一考，里面那个酒店叫什么名字
A：哪是酒店啊，是同福客栈。
B：一样一样，我再考你一考，茴香豆的茴怎么写啊
A：不就是草字头……你干吗哪
又是酒店又是茴香豆的
问这个去咸亨酒店问嘛。
就是要跑趟长途了。
B：不用，我们学校也来了个咸亨酒店的分店，你看，生意还挺热闹的呢。
（节目上） （节目结束） A：我希望刚才精彩的表演没有干扰评委为《考场疯云》打分。
B：你以为评委和我一样容易受干扰啊
你看分已经出来了。
A：从分数上看，评委似乎是感同身受啊。
B：对了，问个题外话，08年北京举办奥运会，你知道奥运会的项目分哪两类
A：男子项目和女子项目。
B：对倒是对。
不过我说的是分竞技项目和表演项目。
今天，我们这场比赛也与之类似，刚才都是竞技项目，现在开始进行表演项目了
请看……（节目）。
（节目结束） A：现在，激动人心的时候到了，随着最后分数的揭晓，结果也将出来，B，我问问你，你认为最后一个节目分数会最高吗
B：会。
A：你确定
不改了
B：确定一定以及肯定。
A：你说了不算，评委说了算。
我们看一下
（分数出来） A：看到分数，我最想说的就是谢谢，谢谢同学们如此出色、努力的演出以及幕后的辛勤付出，每一个节目都获得了热烈的掌声，也谢谢评委老师的工作。
（排名宣布及颁奖后） B：你知道我在想什么
A：什么时候举行下一次的话剧大赛
B：你怎么知道
A：我想在场很多人都是这么想的，那我们就相约下一次的现场直播的话剧比赛
谢谢大家
英文感人校园爱情话剧剧本(好的加分)
Wanderseveryfivemiles 6人话剧剧本 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy wifeisWuSong. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom? MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):Ican! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum? JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”. L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup? JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and…… JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下) Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I’mback! LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten tome.Lookatyourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme! L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto. LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo andtellhim.(下) L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下) Act3 (J睡眼惺忪上) J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty! (突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself. JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet? J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone! JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback! J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上) C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney! J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough? (三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken! B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight! C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand robthewedding! A&B:Goodidea! J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible! AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple! J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet! (突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride. B:Haveyougotanyexperience? J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000) Act5 (转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中) ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! A:Theroadisbuiltbyme! B:AndIplantedonetree. C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet--- J:Giveusallyourmoney! (L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头) L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后) (MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去） (J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou? L(哭状):Ihurtalot! J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下) L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下) (音乐起 CanYouCelebrate）
四人英语童话话剧。
要求是英语的，有关爱情童话…的。
时间要求在5左右吧，写了顺便翻译。
《白雪公主》英语话剧剧本SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起，旁白A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场Q: I am a queen , I’m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful ?M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white .猎 人 出 场H: Yes, my queen音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please !白雪顺利脱逃后 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.音乐起，7个小矮人出场，D: 1\\\\Look, somebody ate my food----2\\\\Somebody drank my water----3\\\\Someone is sleeping now----4\\\\What a beautiful girl!----小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话5\\\\How do you do?S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!D:（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too----6\\\\ welcome to our house!----7\\\\Would you like to live here?S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.皇后、魔镜出场Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful?M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!白雪公主咬一口后倒地Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭Snow white wake up, wake up…音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!王子唤醒公主，公主醒了P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen !S.w: Thank you for your help !P: My pleasure !音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞罗密欧与朱丽叶Romeo and Julia -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene I( Julia and Romeo are classmates. Julia has liked Romeo for a long time. Today, Julia determines to show her feelings to Romeo. He passes by Betty and Clover. Allen and Julia are waiting for the bus. )Betty & Clover: Wow…so handsome.Julia: Hi, Romeo.Romeo: Hi.Julia: Your clothes fit you well.Romeo: Oh! Thanks. You look charming, too.Julia: Oh! Really? In fact, I ……have something to tell you.Romeo: What is it?Julia: Un ~It’s a little difficult to say. Just…just… (shy!)Romeo: Just what? Julia: Just…I like you!! (determined)(Romeo and Julia stop action)Clover: Oh! My goodness! Do you hear what she said?Betty: Yeah! To my surprise.Clover: Look at her! So fat, so black, and…Betty: And so flat. (point at Julia’s breast)Allen: Yeah….you can say that again. Romeo: (surprised) But I want a thin girl. Julia: Okay! Give me some time. And I’ll show you. 转自.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene II(Julia had a plan of losing weight. First, she went to the famous weight control center. )Angel: Welcome to “Perfect Woman.”Julia: I’d like to talk to your manager.Angle: Please wait a moment.Julia: Okay, thank you.Emma: I’m the manager. May I help you?Julia: I want to become a thin woman in a very short time.Emma: No problem. A lot of people want to get thinner in a short time. You’re not alone. Let Angel show you.(Take a pile of paper. Skim the paper quickly.)Angle: Okay! First, trust me you can make it. Here, we have two programs. The first one includes “aroma oil massage”, “aroma oil treatment” and “acupuncture.” It only costs you 20 thousand dollars.Julia: Oh……Angle: The other is much cheaper. We have “aerobics”, “acupuncture” and “spa.” It’s only 10 thousand dollars.Emma: So which one do you prefer? Trust me, they’ll both made you thin and sexy.Julia: I like both. But I have no money.Emma & Angle: What? (Clap hands twice. And then two strong men come in andthrow Julia out) Two men: Get out of here. (Julia goes to the pharmacy to buy the most popular medicine “Slim Body” )Frank: May I help you? Julia: Do you have this kind of medicine called “Slim Body”? Frank: Of course we do. (Now, Jason comes in at the same time.)Jason: Frank, do you have “Slim Body”? I want to buy more. It makes me lose weight from 150 kilos to 70 kilos.Frank: Wow. Amazing! Here you are!Jason: Thanks. (Go out.)Julia: I want to buy a dozen of it. (After eating “Slim Body”, Julia gets the trots. Julia failed again. Then, she decided to go on a diet.)(In the restaurant)Clerk: Can I take your order?Clover: French fries, chicken and a large cola.Betty: Hamburger, one large milk shake.Allen: Roasted pork and ice cream.Clerk: Anything for you?Julia: Please give me a cup of water and some crackers. (Surprised by Julia’s order, they all turn their heads toward her.)Clerk: That’s all?Julia: Yeah…(Julia looks at Allen, Clover and Betty enjoying their food. And Julia is very hungry. But she can’t eat. She wants to lose weight. Then, she passes out.)Julia: I want to be slim!(A month later)Julia: I’ve become a thin girl. Now I can go to see Romeo. And he’s gonna accept me. Romeo, Romeo…..(Yell...Julia meets Romeo.)Julia: Hi, my dear Romeo. I’ve become a thin girl. Would you be my boyfriend?Romeo: Oh, Julia you look so different now. But I like girls with fair complexion.Julia: Oh, um……Ok, wait for me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene III( Julia’s friends come visit her, and want to invite Julia to the beach.)Allen: The weather is nice for going out. We want to go to the beach. Would you like to join us?Julia: I’d like to… but it’s too hot. I don’t want to get a tan.Allen: Don’t worry. We won’t spend too much time staying in the sun.Clover: Come on, come on.Carol: Come with us.Julia: Okay…give me a little time to prepare for that.(Few minutes later)Allen: Are you done?Julia & Clover & Carol: Yes, we’re coming.Julia: Oh, I forget something.Allen & Clover & Carol: What? (She comes out with a lot of protections for her face.)(Two months later, Julia has become a girl with a fair complexion. And there are many boys who go after her, but all of them are turned down. Julia decided to show her love to Romeo one more time)Julia: Romeo, my love. I’ve become a thin girl with a fair complexion. Would you accept me?Romeo: Oh, Julia. You look terrific. But……your bosom is not my type.Julia: Oh, um……I know, I know…… -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene IV(Julia goes to Korea, and finds the most famous plastic surgeon….)Julia: Doctor, I want to make my bosom bigger.Doctor: What size do you want? Julia: I prefer G cup.Doctor: No problem. We can make it come true.(After the surgery, Julia is more confident than before. And she decide to show her feelings to Romeo for the last time.)Julia: I think I ‘m a perfect woman now. Romeo will be very proud to have me. Romeo, Romeo......Romeo, look at me! Don’t you think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world? You would love to be my sweet heart, wouldn’t you?Romeo: Wow! You’ve become so beautiful. But I can not accept you.Julia: Why? I’ve done so many things for you.Romeo: Because I already have a boyfriend.Julia: Boyfriend?(Allen shows up.)Romeo: Honey~(Allen and Romeo walk away hand in hand.)
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求推荐英语话剧有关爱情的 有剧本最好了
英语话剧有关爱情的当然首推罗密欧与朱丽叶，剧本的话这里有 希望能帮到你。
我们要演一个关于爱情的英文短剧，十分钟左右，谁有好的剧本或者哪部电影里有比较合适的
给你推荐一个我超爱的哦~~A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They loved each other a lot.girl: slow down a little.. i’m scared.. boy: no, it’s so fun.. girl: please...it’s so scary.. boy: then say that you love me.. girl: fine..ilove you..can you slow down now boy: give me a big hug.. the girl gave him a big hug. girl: now can you slow down boy: can you take off my helmet and put it on, it’s uncomfortable and it’s bothering me while i drive. Then next day, there was a story in the newspaper, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived... The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn’t want to let the girl now, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, he was told the last time that she loved him, got a hug from her, put his helmet on her so that she can live, and die himself... Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale...译； 一天夜里，男孩骑摩托车带着女孩超速行驶 他们彼此深爱着对方 女孩：“慢一点...我怕...” 男孩：“不，这样很有趣....” 女孩：“求求你...这样太吓人了...” 男孩：“好吧，那你说你爱我...” 女孩：“好....我爱你...你现在可以慢下来了吗
” 男孩：“紧紧抱我一下...” 女孩紧紧拥抱了他一下 女孩：“现在你可以慢下来了吧
” 男孩：“你可以脱下我的头盔并自己戴上吗
它让我感到不舒服，还干扰我驾车。
” 第二天，报纸报道：一辆摩托车因为刹车失灵而撞毁在一幢建筑物上 车上有两个人，一个死亡，一个幸存... 驾车的男孩知道刹车失灵，但他没有让女孩知道，因为那样会让女孩感到害怕。
就在一会的时间里，就在平常的生活里，爱向我们展示了一个神话.......嘿嘿，咋样
英语话剧剧本，带翻译
Happiness or not, lies in a shirt, lies in a shirt wean by a happy man. But the happy man that the king has found out was pruning the vines merrily. Does he have a happy shirt? Please listen to The Happy Man’s Shirt. 旁白：从前有位国王，他有个独生儿子，若掌上明珠，可是王子总是闷闷不了，每天在窗前呆望天空。
Aside: A king had an only son that he thought the world of. But this prince was always unhappy. He would spend days on end at his window staring into space. 国王：哎呀，你到底缺什么呢
哪儿不称心呢
King: Oh, What on earth do you lack? What's wrong with you? 王子：爸爸，我自己也搞不清楚。
Prince: I don't even know myself, Father. 国王：哦
你恋爱啦
哎呀，如果你喜欢哪个姑娘，告诉我，我会为你操办的，让你跟她结婚，无论是哪个最强大的国家公主，还是世上最贫寒的农家姑娘，我都可以办的到。
King: Are you in love? If there's a particular girl you fancy, tell me, and I'll arrange for you to marry her, no matter whether she's the daughter of the most powerful king on earth or the poorest peasant girl alive! 王子：不，爸爸，我没在恋爱。
Prince: No, Father, I'm not in love. 旁白：国王千方百计地想使儿子快乐起来，可无济于事，王子的脸庞失去了往日光彩，国王发布了昭示板，于是一些最有学问的哲学家，博士，教授，从世界各地纷纷到来，国王让他们看了王子，并征询他们的意见，这些聪明的学者思考了一阵后，回来见国王说. Aside: The king tried in every way imaginable to cheer him up, but day by day the rosy hue drained from the prince's face. The king issued a decree, and from every corner of the earth came the most learned philosophers, doctors, and professors. The king showed them the prince and asked for their advice. wise men withdrew to think, and then returned to the king. 学者甲：嗯，殿下，我们仔细地考虑了王子得 情况，还研究了星象，我们认为你必须做这样一件事，找个幸福的人，一个完全幸福得人，把您得儿子的衬衣和他的衬衣调换一下。
Wise men A: Majesty, we have given the matter close thought and we have studied the stars. Here's what you must do. Look for a happy man, a man who's happy through and through, and exchange your son's shirt for his. 旁白：当天国王就派出大使，到世界各地去寻找幸福的人。
一个神父被招来件国王。
Aside: That same day the king sent ambassadors to all parts of the world in search of the happy man. A priest was taken to the king. 国王：你幸福吗
King: Are you happy? 神父：是的，我确实很幸福，陛下。
Priest: Yes, indeed, Majesty. 国王：很好，你做我的主教怎么样
King: Fine. How would you like to be my bishop? 神父：啊
陛下，我求之不得啊
Priest: Oh, Majesty, if only it were so! 国王：滚，给我滚得远远得 ，我要找得是自身感到幸福的人，而不是总想得寸进尺的人。
King: Away with you! Get out of my sight! I'm seeking a man who's happy just as he is, not one who's trying to better his lot. 旁白：于是，又重新开始搜寻，不久，国王听说有位邻国国王，人们都说他是个真正幸福的人，他有个贤惠美丽的妻子，而且子孙满堂，他制服了所有的人，国家康泰安宁。
于是，国家又有了希望，马上派使臣去件他，想向他要一件衬衣，邻国国王接见使臣们说： Aside: Thus the search resumed, and before long the king was told about a neighboring king, who everybody said was a truly happy man. He had a wife as good as she was beautiful and a whole slew of children. He had conquered all his enemies, and his country was at peace. Again hopefully, the king immediately sent ambassadors to him to ask for his shirt. The neighboring king received the ambassadors and said” 邻国国王：不错，凡是人们想要的东西，我的确都有了，不过我仍然满腹忧愁啊
因为总有一天，我不得不扔不下在一切，离开人世，哎啊 ，为这事，我晚上连觉也睡不着呢
Neighboring king: Yes, indeed, I have everything anybody could possibly want. But at the same time I worry because I'll have to die one day and leave it all. I can't sleep at night for worrying about that! 旁白：使臣们想，还是别带回这个国王的衬衣为妙。
国王没办法，便去打猎散心，他开枪打中了一只野兔，但只是伤了它，野兔带着三条腿奔跑着，国王追赶着野兔把随从们远远地抛在后面，在森林外的旷野里，国王听到有人在唱歌，他便收住脚步。
Aside: The ambassadors thought it wiser to go home without this man's shirt. At his wit's end, the king went hunting. He fired at a hare but only wounded it, and the hare scampered away on three legs. The king pursued it, leaving the hunting party far behind him. 0ut in the open field he heard a man singing a refrain. The king stopped in his tracks. 国王：这位唱歌的人，一定是位幸福的人。
King: Whoever sings like that is bound to be happy! 旁白：歌声把他引到一座葡萄园，在那，他发现一个小伙子，在修剪着一个葡萄藤 Aside: The song led him into a vineyard, where he found a young man singing and pruning the vines. 小伙子：您好啊，陛下。
这么早，您就到乡下来了。
The youth:Good day, Majesty, So early and already out in the country? 国王：天哪，你愿意我把你带到京都去吗
你将成为我的朋友。
King: Bless you! Would you like me to take you to the capital? You will be my friend. 小伙子：多谢您了，陛下。
这种事，我根本不想。
即使罗马教皇与我换个位子，我也不干。
The youth: Much obliged, Majesty, but I wouldn't even consider it. I wouldn't even change places with the Pope. 国王：为什么呢
像你这样能干的小伙子…… King: Why not? Such a fine young man like you… 小伙子：不，不，跟您说吧，我对我现在的一切感到心满意足了，其他毫无所求。
The youth: NO, no, I tell you. I'm content with just what I have and want nothing more. 国王：啊
我终于找到了一个幸福的人
听着小伙子，帮我一下吧。
King: A happy man at last! Listen, young man. Do me a favor. 小伙子：只要能做到的，陛下，我一定尽力效劳。
The youth: With all my heart, Majesty, if I can. 国王：等等。
King: Wait just a minute. 旁白：他再也按奈不住内心的喜悦，跑回去对他的随从说。
Aside: said the king, who, unable to contain his joy any longer, ran to get his retinue. 国王：快，跟我来，我的儿子有救了，我的儿子有救了
King: Come with me! My son is saved! My son is saved! 旁白：接着，他带着他们来到小伙子身边。
Aside: And he took them to the young man. 国王：我的好小伙子，不管你要什么，我都会给你的，但是你得给我，给我，你…… King: My dear lad, I'll give you whatever you want! But give me…give me… 小伙子：给您什么啊，陛下
The youth: What, Majesty? 国王：我的儿子快要死了，只有你能救他，快过来。
King: My son is dying! Only you can save him. Come here! 旁白：国王一把抓住小伙子，去解他的上衣扣子。
突然，国王停住了，垂下了双手，这个幸福的人没有穿衬衣
Aside: The king grabbed him and started unbuttoning the youth's jacket. All of a sudden he stopped, and his arms fell to his sides. The happy man wore no shirt.
