求一篇5分钟左右 有趣的英语演讲稿。
要通俗易懂贴近生活、有趣。
幽默演讲——调侃自己（中英对照） 演讲者如何调侃自己作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。
As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.创新句子：你们或者睡觉，或者不睡，只要不打呼噜，我就接着讲。
作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。
当他演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。
As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning ---- especially by the program committee.幽默注释：演讲者讲得太糟糕了，组织者哭得很伤心。
演讲结束时，宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若，优雅地点头微笑着，心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡。
Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释：一些老干部退休后没什么事干，有人请他参加一些活动，他还假装很忙，好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。
过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张，但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。
此时此刻，我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体，真的起作用，我不再紧张了，但眼睛有些疲劳。
I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. And so, at this very moment, I’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. And it really works. I no suffer from nervousness. Eyestrain. Yes.幽默注释：把观众想象成裸体，意思是我不怕你们，就不紧张了。
创新句子：大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张，我属于少部分人，我非常紧张。
我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。
Personally, I have never been conceited --- and I can’t tell you how much I admire myself for that.幽默句子：他因为自己不自负，所以变得非常骄傲。
创新句子：我一点儿都不自负，我希望别人也这么看我。
我先用简单明了的英语演讲，以后我再翻译给律师听。
Let me put this into plain English. I’ll translate it for the lawyers later.幽默注释：律师总喜欢用复杂的语言，简单的话都听不懂了。
创新句子：我的讲话有三个版本，小学生版本，中学生版本，大学生版本，你是听小学一年纪版的，还是小学二年纪版的
如果你听过这个故事，请不要打断我，我就知道这一个故事。
If you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one I know.幽默注释：就是你知道两个故事，讲故事前也可以这么说。
创新句子：我讲个笑话，如果你们听过，也希望装做没听过，我也这样照顾你们。
演讲就象给草坪浇水，如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。
Making a speech is like watering a lawn. You’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.幽默注释：有人打呼噜，有人说话，都是正常的，有四分之一观众听就不错了。
演讲开始时我们有一些共同点，你们不知道我要讲什么——我也不知道。
At the very start, let me just say that we both have something in common. You don’t know what I’m going to say --- and neither do I.幽默句子：即兴演讲的开场白。
创新句子：我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲，我不知道我要讲点儿什么。
开始前我想告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目，我现在少讲20分钟，我们能够及时赶回家看2台的节目。
Before I begin, I want you to know that the following speech has been edited for television. I cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2.幽默注释：放着现场不看，偏要回家在电视上看。
可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因：第一个原因是你们的计划委员会一直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的演讲者，——他们找到了。
第二个原因是那个人病了，所以就打电话把我找来了。
As some of you may know, I’m appearing here tonight for two very good reasons. The first reason is your Program Committee was trying to find a speaker who’s intelligent, entertaining, sophisticated --- and they did. The second reason is, he got sick so they called me.幽默注释：一开始好象在说自己很牛，其实就是个临时替场。
创新句子：我认为我演讲很风趣，可为什么没人笑呢
有人有舞台恐惧症，我没有；舞台不会怎么样我，是观众快把我吓死了
Some people suffer from stage fright. I don’t. The stage doesn’t bother me at all. It’s the audience that scares the hell out of me!幽默注释：stage fright舞台恐惧症，而不是舞台吓唬我。
我们每个人都希望能在某一时刻把时钟拨回去。
如果我能够把时钟拨回去45分钟，我就是这间房间里最幸福的人，我把演讲稿落在厨房桌子上了。
At one time or another, I think each of us has wished we could turn back the clock. I know if I could turn back the clock just 45 minutes, I’d be the happiest person in this room. Because that’s when I left my speech on the kitchen table.幽默注释：自己上台前还在刻苦练习，演讲稿落家里了，讲错了希望观众包涵。
我不想吹牛，但上次我演讲时所有的观众都站了起来，他们再也没有坐下，直到走到他们的汽车那儿。
I don’t want to brag, but the last time I did this it brought the audience to its feet. And they never sat down again until they reached their cars.幽默注释：观众听他演讲，都站起来走了，他还在吹牛呢。
创新句子：我演讲时用一种平缓的语速娓娓道来，观众睡得很香甜。
如果我有点儿犹豫，你们一定要原谅我，这是我第一次饭后演讲——在卖当劳里冲我的小孩儿喊叫除外。
If I’m a little hesitant, you’ll have to excuse me. This is the first after-dinner speech I’ve ever made ---except for yelling at my kids in McDonald’s.幽默注释：自嘲自己演讲没什么经验。
创新句子：你可能知道我已经养成了饭后演讲的习惯。
我不习惯面对这么多观众演讲，让我鼓起勇气的一件事情就是我在谈论我最喜欢的题目——我。
I’m not used to speaking to such a large audience. The one thing that gives me courage is that I’m speaking on my favorite subject --- me.幽默注释：电视上老是邀请一些名人在那儿大谈自己，这些人开场可以这么说。
人们总问我为什么我戴顶10加仑的红色帽子（或者一些其它非常显眼的衣服饰品），我告诉他们那是我采取的积极现实的生活态度。
我知道不管发生什么事情，善良的上帝总在注视着我们。
现在地球上有60亿人，我希望上帝能从芸芸众生中一眼就挑出我来。
People always ask me why I wear a big red ten gallon hat (or some other very noticeable article of clothing) and I tell them. It has to do with taking a positive but practical view of life. For instance, I know that no matter what happens, the good Lord is watching over us. Then again, there are now six billion of us, so I want to make darn sure He can pick me out of the crowd.幽默注释：多么新颖的创意，戴顶绿帽子就想引起上帝注意。
创新句子：别再说谎了，趁上帝还没注意你。
如果你们允许我准备读我的讲稿，我有三个理由：第一，我记忆力非常差——其它两个原因我记不清了。
With your permission, I’m going to read this paper. I’m going to read it for three reasons: one, I have a very poor memory –and the other two I can’t remember.幽默注释：为自己忘词找好借口。
创新句子：我记忆力不好，我忘了把讲稿带来。
不必要的单词是精彩演讲的祸根，我再重复一遍…Unnecessary words are the bane of good speeches. Let me repeat that…幽默注释：这时候重复带来很好的效果。
创新句子：演讲时最忌讳重复，我再说一遍：千万不要重复。
有时候确实让人糊涂，你看见代表举起了胳膊，但你根本确定不了他是在凭良心选举还是在检查他的关节炎。
It did get a little confusing at times. If you saw a delegate raising his arm, you could never be quite sure if he was voting his conscience or testing his arthritis.幽默注释：有人举胳膊未必是在真心选你。
创新句子：选举时只要我关节炎不犯，我肯定会举手。
对不起，（从钱包里拽出一张纸币，象拿手绢一样，在上面打喷嚏，然后扔掉）如果说我憎恨什么的话，那就是炫耀。
Excuse me. (Pull a bill from your wallet, handle it as you would a handkerchief, sneeze and then throw the bill away and say) If there’s one I hate ostentation.幽默注释：炫耀吧，有钱人有炫耀的资本。
创新句子：我不想炫耀，有学问的人不爱炫耀。
你们都知道，在公司里我只要求员工三件事：诚实、正直和崇拜偶像。
As you know, in all these years with the company, I have only asked for three things from my staff: honesty, integrity and idolatry.
有关大学生活的英语演讲稿
My college life I am proud of being a college student. I like my college life as it is so wonderful time in my youth. As being born in small village of the remote countryside, I have a good education environment. However, I set a goal and felt confident to be a college student. After hard study, I passed the entrance examination of national college by excellent achievement. All people were proud of me, as I was the first college student in my village. I was farewell warmly by them when I came to school. I was warmly welcome by school, too. After then, I’ve felt my study is not only for myself but also for the honor of my village neighborhood and our school. The college life is wonderful. All life in school are fresh. New teachers, new classmates and fresh friends are around me. I’ve felt their friendship, wide knowledge and opening mind. The grand library, school buildings and wide playground are very attracting to me. I am very eager to learn much knowledge quickly. In high school, I was ever called as a runner before time. Now,I know I am behind time so much in fact. I hope to catch up with the time by my hard studying. Every day, you can see me get up early, doing exercise hard and go to school the first one. At night, I am the one who leaves away the library. The most interesting thing is that I can’t speak the PUTONGHUA well and made many funny events at the beginning， as I am from South. When I entered the classroom at first time, I was headache as I couldn’t understand what the professor was speaking. I met much difficulties at math, physics and other courses, even though I used to be good at these sciences. Therefore, I learn these courses myself after class. After three months, the exmination indicated that I overcame all the difficlties. I also improved my listening and spoken ability of Chinese quickly. Communication is very important to my college life. I study English hard as well. It makes me have many chances to communicate with foreigners. I made friends with many foreign teachers and students. From them, I learn many knowledge about foreign cultures. The computer room is another place I like to staying. I contact the outside world by the internet. All the News, advance science, and the information about internal and outside of China. Besides study, my college life is also very colorful. I’d like to take any chance to improve my communication skill. I am the monitor and playing an active role in class and school. Last year, I organized a speech match in management department. All the classmates were very interested in this kind of activity. I learned from them much about their hometown, their knowledge and opinions. At the same time, I shew my beautiful hometown to everyone. In school, I take care all the classmates around me. I am so poor due to from the romote countryside. The school pay most the fee for my education. I feel very happy. However, I know some classmates are poorer than me. I am willing to care them and encourage each other. My college life is long and short. I believe that I can spend a good time in the four years. I hope I will have no any regretion when I look back the short youth of college in the future. Thanks! Kim参考资料：wwwkim
初中英语演讲稿，带翻译，50字就行了
Attitude 态度The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude to me is more important than facts. It is more important than the past,than education,than money,than circumstances, than failures,than successes,than what the other people think,say,or do. It is more important than the appearance,the giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company,a church ,a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day, regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past.We cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way.We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one stage we have.And that is our attitudes. I am convinced that life is ten percent what happens to me ,and ninety percent how I react to it.And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes.年岁愈增,我就愈加深切地意识到态度对生活的影响。
对我的态度比事实更重要。
更重要的是,态度比过去的经历、比教育、比金钱、比环境、比失败、比成功、比他人的想法、言语、行为。
更重要的是,这个天赋的外形或技巧。
它将是一家公司、一座教堂、一个家庭。
值得注意的是,我们每天都可以选择,对于要采取的态度。
我们不能改变过去我们无法改变的事实,人们会以某种方式我们不能改变必然。
我们唯一能做的就是弹奏好自己的那一阶段我们. 这是我们的态度和。
我深信人生的百分之十是发生在我身上的事,百分之九十是我如何去因应你也一样。
我们负责我们的态度。
以“我的理想”为主题的英语演讲稿
急求，满意的追加30分
我的理想是当一个发明家。
我要发明一个机器人，他几乎什么事情都能做，他可以帮妈妈做家务，陪小朋友玩耍，有时还会帮学生们解决难题。
我想只要我努力学习，我的理想一定能成为现实。
To be an inventor is my ideal. I will invent a robot. He can do almost everything. He can help mothers do housework, play with children and sometimes help students solve difficult problems. I believe that as long as I study hard, my ideal will certainly come true.第二篇My ideal is to be a teacher I want to be a teacher when I grow up. Why? I really like this job. If I am a teacher, I will try my best to teach my students. First, I will make my students eelaxed, and I won't let them do a lot of homework. I will try my best ot let them feel happy in study. And I will encourage my students to have their own ideas. Above all, I will give them enough time to think. I believe I will be a famous teacher and my students will all love me. 第三篇 初中英语作文：我的理想A piano playerWhat do I want to do when I’m older? Someone wants to be a doctor. Someone wants to be a basketball player because they are good at sport. Someone wants to be a writer and to make the writing. Someone wants to be a teacher because they like teaching children. I like playing the piano and I good at it. So I want to become a piano player. Play the piano is very interesting. And you can learn something of music. Piano can make you like music. A lot of musician and singer are love playing piano. I play the piano when I’m ten years old. Now I’m in grand five. I hope when I’m sixteen years old , I can become grand eight. I’ll be harder and harder to practise. Become a piano play is a hard job. But I believe I can do it.
求以选择为话题的英语演讲稿
人生就是选择，每个人的选择不同，便有了不同的人生。
一种选择会是一种活法，一种选择会换回许多种体会。
人有许多次选择，但是选择之后便不会再从头开始，即使可以从选择之后再选择。
一个人只有一生，是选择丰富了人生，是选择让自己的人生与众不同，是选择让我成为一种人，是选择让我体会酸甜苦辣。
我应该珍惜自己的选择，人生只有一次，我要让我的人生属于我自己，而不是我的人生，别人选择
人生就是选择，每个人的选择不同，便有了不同的人生。
一种选择会是一种活法，一种选择会换回许多种体会。
人有许多次选择，但是选择之后便不会再从头开始，即使可以从选择之后再选择。
Life is a choice, everybody's different choices and will have a different life. A kind of choice is a life-style, a choice to change back into many kinds of experience. People have many times choice, but choose after they won't start all over again, even can choose then choose from. Only when a person lifetime, is to choose the enriched life is choose to live a life is different, choose let me become a kind of person, is choice makes me feel suantiankula. I should cherish own choice, life only have once, I will make my life belongs to myself, not my life, others choice! Life is a choice, everybody's different choices and will have a different life. A kind of choice is a life-style, a choice to change back into many kinds of experience. People have many times choice, but choose after they won't start all over again, even can choose then choose from. 不知道你满不满意，希望能帮到你。
科技创新演讲稿
《科技与未来》演讲稿 在场的各位同学、各位老师，大家好
我是预备一班的云，今天，有幸在这里作题为《科技与未来》的演讲，我既十分的骄傲，却又有些不安。
近几年来，我们看到了我们伟大的祖国的科技事业的迅猛发展，这让我为我是个中国人而感到无比的自豪。
记得很久以前，手机的用途几乎只有一个，那就是打电话，可是前几年，手机有了很大的改变，不仅外观漂亮多了，而且用途也多了，可以用手机拍照、开会、上网、发短信息等等一系列的事情，这让我们的生活更为方便，也让我更加领会到了科技的力量，不过，我只是个初出茅庐的学生，对“科技”二字的内容还知之有限，我无法用一些很深奥的理论来阐述科技的玄奇，也无法对各位走上工作岗位的长辈们承诺我所能实现的科技蓝图。
但我愿意用一个学生的角度来畅想科技与未来。
从基因工程“让人活到一千岁”的梦想，到纳米技术“包你穿衣不用洗”的诺言；从人工智能“送你一只可爱机器狗”的温馨，到转基因技术“让老鼠长出人耳朵”的奇观。
不断有新的科技在诞生，每一个新科技的发现都会让人们欣喜若狂，因为，这些新科技正在逐步地改善我们的生活，让我们更加了解自己。
就近期而言，中国首先完成了非典病毒全基因组测序，非典现在是全球公认的危害性最大的疾病，可是为什么别的国家不能首先完成，而我们国家就偏偏完成了呢
很简单，这说明了我们国家不比别人落后，不比别人差，回头看看我们祖国的过去，从曾经一个刚刚起步的改革开放的国家到现在的拥有领先的科技水平的大国，我们的祖国经历了多少的风风雨雨，多少的困难与坎坷，但是我们的祖国还是挺过来了，因为我们的祖国坚信——科技不仅改变命运，还可改变未来。
对于我们这一代人，对社会的普遍感觉是竞争意识强了，学习劲头足了。
科普知识是我们关注的焦点，爱因斯坦、霍金、比尔·盖茨是我们心目中的明星，计算机科学、现代物理和化学动态更是无时不牵动着我们。
我们已经明白科技的重要性，也知道了科技的普遍性。
虽然科技创造新生活的前景引人遐思，令人神往。
但是归根结底是要靠我们共同的努力实现的。
作为祖国未来建设的中坚，我们这一代年轻人肩上的担子的确不轻，新的机遇总是伴着风险与挑战，但是，我们不会轻易地说放弃，我们用我们的青春向前辈们发誓：决不辜负前辈们对我们的希望。
回望文明的历程，是科技之光扫荡了人类历史上蒙昧的黑暗，是科学之火点燃了人类心灵中的熊熊的希望；科技支撑了文明，科技创造着未来，而未来在我们手中。
让我们成为知识的探索者，让我们在未知的道路上漫游，让我用我们的创造力将我们居住的世界变得更美好。
我有一个梦想英语演讲稿1.5分钟
I have a dream, when I grow up, I want to be a singer. Since I saw the TV show Supergirl, I was attracted by their wonderful voices, I want to be one of them, singing the beautiful songs, and let people watch at me. I like singing so much now, I will sing now and then, I can remember many songs. Singing brings me so much happiness.我有一个梦想，当我长大后，我想要成为一个歌手。
自从我看到电视节目《超级女声》后，我被她们美妙的声音吸引，我想要成为他们中的一员，唱着好听的歌，让观众看着我。
我现在很喜欢唱歌，我会时而不时地唱，我可以记住很多歌曲。
唱歌给我带来了很多的快乐。
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. Hold fast to dreams, for when dreams go, life is a barren field frozen with snow. So my dear friends, think of your old and maybe dead dreams. Whatever it is, pick it up and make it alive from today.抓牢你的梦想，因为如果梦想死亡，生活就成了一只折断翅膀的鸟再也不能飞翔。
抓牢你的梦想，因为如果失去梦想，中，国，演，讲，网生命就成了一块覆盖着冰雪的贫瘠的冻土。
亲爱的朋友们，想想那些过去的或已经死去的梦想吧。
不管是什么，重新将它捡起，并从今天开始让它重生。
我需要一个简短的竞争英语课代表的演讲稿。
在这次竞选,我希望选举代表英语。
原因有三:1。
我希望能够更好地服务于学生和教师2。
我的英语有一些水平,在平时可以帮助学生3。
我希望我能和学生们互相学习,互相监督,有效提高学生的英语水平。
谢谢自己改改
竞选学习委员英文演讲稿
My dear teachers and dear friends : Today,I stay here,I want to tell you something,but,first of all,I'm not super-man,I'm not hero I'm just normal,a normal student,a normal people just like you my friends.ok,what I want to say it is: I know how to stay my friend together like a team and give my hands to the friends who needs our love and help,anytime anywhere,I'll give my hundred patience to you! we have power! we have a great future when we finished our learning,you will see it comes to you! Trust me my friend and choose me ! Thank you my dear teacher give me a valuable chancese to stay here and Thank you for your patience and lisen !我也就这水平，会说但是书面表达很难，很多单词都记不住，会说不会写的类型
哎，凑活凑活，绝对一个单词一个单词打出来的
