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Hello everyone, today I will introduce the U.S. are Yamaguchi. He was born in 1965 who had stage actor, now the major occupation are(voice actor), a lot of people called him president, but most prefer FANS called him Monkey. He is most recognized throughout Japan voice actor, although already 44-year-old uncle, but still maintained a Child's personality, like his voice, as known as juvenile Forever. Yamaguchi have a happy home, he and his wife have a daughter and a son. Although Mr. Yamaguchi dubbing many people are below the 20-year-old juvenile, but we can still him at different periods of time to listen to the works of Aging. Just as we listen to, Ranma 1 \\\/ 2 in the voice of Ranma and Inuyasha in the voice of Inuyasha could hear an obvious difference. The contrast in 1996, Detective Conan The first one roller coaster murder case in the voice of Kudo new one with this year's 521 collection murderer? Kudo new one, the voice of a new one, FANS also can not help feeling , Monkey old are you really ah.Yamaguchi can be said to be evergreen Japanese anime industry, from 1989 to the present 24-year-old 44-year-old, he has been interpreted with a lively, sunny, kind, blood image of the juvenile. One of the most familiar to everyone I am afraid, is Detective Conan in the stealth hero, high school detective Kudo new one, as well as claims under the moonlight talent magician kaito Kidd villains, in fact, I Kidd is a cute high school students, Doo-called quick Kurobane.The following, please appreciate the U.S., Mr. Yamaguchi's voice touching it.
柯南M14的英语简介
Opponents of the criminal Jason kidd, arranged by a massive plan. For his criminal kidd of war post is seven days, the BELL TREE II the number will from Tokyo to Osaka, have skill took sky ladylike this big deop gem to steal it.The challenge for ~ auspicious, kidd also boldly reply arrived in Osaka, such as the will steal, in the sky for stage matchups also received the world attention. Meanwhile ~ also hosted detective Maori small five lang, Maori orchid, such as young detective conan group members aboard the ship. Conan etc. What can overcome powerful criminal kidd and put him to justice?Proper conan Jason kidd in the vast sky as stage mind battlefield a bout, mysterious ?
言和洛天依的有一天我让言和给我讲个笑话
神经病之歌是BILIBILI弹幕网站UP主ilem上传的的一首原创中文VOCALOID曲目，由于其歌曲中魔性的笑声以及使用手纸制作的PV搞笑风格，一时被疯狂翻唱。
中文名称 神经病之歌外文名称 Song of Neuropathy歌曲时长 2：56发行时间 2014-12-30歌曲原唱 洛天依，言和，初音未来，Kaito，金馆长，囧爷填词 ilem谱曲 ilem编曲 ilemMV导演 ilem歌曲语言 中文B站视频番号 av1844227洛天依：有一天我闲着没事就让言和讲个笑话那货张嘴还没说话自己开始笑言和：咿呀哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈咿呀哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈真不是我笑点太低我的笑话太牛B把它讲完深呼吸 回头看天依洛天依：呜哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈呜哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈合：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈咿呀哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈洛天依：后来我们翻译了一下它变成了日本笑话讲给我的基友们再听着他们笑Miku： 哎呀哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哎呀哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈言和：大家听完这个笑话决定将它讲给朋友然后又讲给朋友的朋友和朋友的朋友的朋友的讲给朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的讲给朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友合：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈咿呀哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈金馆长：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈合：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈咿呀哈哈哈洛天依：一个听完传给一个已经不知道讲的什么反正大家说完以后全都开始笑合：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈咿呀哈哈哈哈言和：耶
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