幽默又有意义的200词英文演讲稿带翻译
A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. 有一位老师每个下午都要打一下盹儿。
When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient sages. 当他的学生问他是怎么回事时，他回答说他到梦境中去见古代的圣人了。
One extremely hot day some of his pupils fell asleep in the classroom. When the school-teacher chided them, they said, We went to meet the sages in dreamland. 有一天，天气很热，有几个学生在教室里睡着了。
当这位老师斥责他们的时候，他们说：“我们去梦里见圣人了。
”What did they say? demanded the teacher. “他们说什么了
”老师问到。
We asked them if a school- teacher came there every afternoon, but they said they had seen no such person.“我们问他们是不是每天下午都有一个老师去他们那儿，但是他们说没见过这个人。
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英语幽默的演讲稿
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy. 子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天的钱干什
” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。
“再给你两分钱。
可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢
” “她是个卖糖果的。
”
幽默又有意义的演讲稿
一只蚂蚁在路上看见一头大象，蚂蚁钻进土里，只有一只腿露在外面。
⊥米涌醇不解的问：“为什么把腿露在外面
”\\\\* 蚂蚁说：“嘘
别出声，老子绊他龟儿子一跤
” 第二天，兔子看见整窝的蚂蚁排着队急匆匆赶路，问何故
蚂蚁答：“昨天有头大象被我们一兄弟绊倒，，摔成重伤，我们给那丫献血去。
” 没多久，兔子见大批蚂蚁又回来了，就问怎么回事，一只蚂蚁说：“哦，只有一个跟那大象的血型一致，留他一个在那抽血呢，足够。
” 第三天兔子赶来问蚂蚁：那丫活了吗
蚂蚁无可奈何的说：我把它抬回去了，妈的真重，腰都累弯了，那丫也太不经得摔了
大象病好后要告蚂蚁，法庭判决，蚂蚁绊倒大象属恶意伤害，监禁6月。
蚂蚁不服，“人身伤害罪最多监禁2月，为何判我半年
” 法官：“人身伤害罪判2月，绊倒大象为种族歧视罪，追加4个月～～～” 于是蚂蚁向高级法院提出诉状：我等与大象本来平等，何来“歧视”，请高院明判，还我等清白，另诉法官诬陷罪。
过了几天大象法突然死了，大家跑去看它。
发现她旁边有只母蚂蚁。
就问它大象是怎么死的。
母蚂蚁哭着说：我就告诉它说我怀了它的孩子它就~~~~~ 母蚂蚁产了一堆卵，孵啊孵啊，结果孵出一群鸵鸟，**int
大象死的真冤啊~~ 一天兔子忽然看见一只大象躲在树后面，将一只腿伸在外面。
就问：“你在干什么啊
” 大象说：“嘘
别出声，我TMD等那蚂蚁龟儿子来，好拌他丫一下，为我兄弟报仇。
” 兔子刚离开大象就听见大象一声惨叫，于是马上跑回去看，途中遇见一只蚂蚁在路边喘气。
兔子还没问蚂蚁就听蚂蚁自己说话了：TMD想整老子，还好我发现的早，把脚给它踩断了哈
大象又被送回了医院，因为股动脉被踩断，这次失血更多，连输80L还不够，血库告急，而那只唯一与大象血型的相符的蚂蚁已经在上次输血后虚脱了。
100词左右， 有内涵有意义的英语演讲稿，带翻译
Dear teachers and classmates:亲爱的老师、同学们：I am very glad to make a speech here! This time, I'd like to talk something about English. My topic is “I Love English”。
我很高兴可以在这里做一次演讲。
这一次，我想谈谈英语。
我讲的话题是我爱英语。
As everyone knows, English is very important today. It has been used everywhere in the world.正如每个人所知，英语在今天十分重要。
它已经被应用到世界的各个角落When I was young, my mother sent me to an English school. At there, I played games and sang English songs with other children . Then I discovered the beauty of the language, and began my colorful dream in the English world.当我还小的时候，我的妈妈送我到一间英语学校。
在那儿，我和其它的小朋友们玩游戏，唱英文歌曲。
我发现这种语言的优美之处，从那时开始就对英语有着色彩斑斓的梦。
I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after continuous hard study, one day I can speak English very well.我知道，罗马不是一天筑成的。
（成功需要日积月累。
）我相信在持续不断的努力学 习下，总有一天我可以拥有一口流利的英语。
I am sure that I will realize my dream one day!我相信总有一天我会实现我
求一篇原创英语演讲稿 1分钟 大学教育的真正意义
Hello everyone,what's universitry and its meaning ?I think it is juat asOne thousand Hamlett with one thousand readers.To me,In order to yourself:full spirit,improve quality,win the dignity,perfect life.Is a person entering the threshold of the upper,mainstream society.Now of the human society has entered the time of knowledge explosion,another term is ZhiBen age,a man just received primary,secondary education,namely primary,secondary education is not enough,the lack of cultural knowledge and skills in the future is difficult to or inadequate social based on without considerable cultural background,the future do?Do good?Very difficult.The social mainstream,upper class won't agree with you,not respect you.Society is very fair,won't accept,approval a cultural knowledge shallow,personal quality is low person,if you don't change,will always be in a and you almost make a circle round,forever is toiling masses,social ground floor.Knowledge to change destiny,it is the truth.No box.Conversely,ignorance and change your fate,of course,this fate,but everyone wants to get away from.The university also just to give his future to make a good foundation,the study is forever.No college people always have the regret.Attended college people without regret原创的
求共享一篇英语演讲稿，内容积极有意义就行，要两分钟左右，坐等谢谢~
As everyone knows,English is very important today.It has been used everywhere in the world.It has become the most common language on Internet and for international trade. If we can speak English well,we will have more chance to succeed.Because more and more people have taken notice of it,the number of the people who go to learn English has increased at a high speed. But for myself,I learn English not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for it.When I learn English, I can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.When I read English novels,I can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.When I speak English, I can feel the confident from my words.When I write English,I can see the beauty which is not the same as our Chinese... I love English,it gives me a colorful dream.I hope I can travel around the world one day. With my good English, I can make friends with many people from different contries.I can see many places of great intrests.I dream that I can go to London,because it is the birth place of English. I also want to use my good English to introduce our great places to the English spoken people,I hope that they can love our country like us. I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after continuous hard study, one day I can speak English very well. If you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. So I believe as I love English everyday , it will love me too. I am sure that I will realize my dream one day! Thank you! 正如每个人所知，英语在今天十分重要。
它已经被应用到世界的各个角落。
它已经成为商业上最为通用的一门语言并广泛的用于国际贸易。
如果我们能说好英语，我们就有更多的机会成功。
因为越来越多的人注意到这一点，学英语的人数正在已很高的速度增长。
但是对我而言，我学英语不仅仅因为它的重要性以及它的实用性，更是因为我喜爱英语。
当我学英语时，我可以体会到一种不同的思维方式，它可以给我更多接触世界的空间。
当我读英语小说时，我能感受到不同于阅读翻译文的快乐。
当我说英语时，我可以感到自信。
当我写英语时，我能够感到不同于汉语的那种美…… 我爱英语，它给了我一个色彩斑斓的梦。
我希望有朝一日我可以畅游世界，用我流利的英语，我可以和世界各地的人交友。
我能看到许多的名胜。
我希望我能够到伦敦去，因为那里是英语的故乡。
我也希望用我流利的英语来将我们的名胜介绍给说英语的朋友，我希望他们可以像我们一样的爱我们的国家。
我知道，罗马不是一天筑成的。
