翻译一篇英语演讲稿
幽默演讲——调侃自己（中英对照） 演讲者如何调侃自己作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。
As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.创新句子：你们或者睡觉，或者不睡，只要不打呼噜，我就接着讲。
作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。
当他演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。
As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning ---- especially by the program committee.幽默注释：演讲者讲得太糟糕了，组织者哭得很伤心。
演讲结束时，宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若，优雅地点头微笑着，心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡。
Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释：一些老干部退休后没什么事干，有人请他参加一些活动，他还假装很忙，好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。
过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张，但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。
此时此刻，我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体，真的起作用，我不再紧张了，但眼睛有些疲劳。
I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. And so, at this very moment, I’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. And it really works. I no suffer from nervousness. Eyestrain. Yes.幽默注释：把观众想象成裸体，意思是我不怕你们，就不紧张了。
创新句子：大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张，我属于少部分人，我非常紧张。
我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。
Personally, I have never been conceited --- and I can’t tell you how much I admire myself for that.幽默句子：他因为自己不自负，所以变得非常骄傲。
创新句子：我一点儿都不自负，我希望别人也这么看我。
我先用简单明了的英语演讲，以后我再翻译给律师听。
Let me put this into plain English. I’ll translate it for the lawyers later.幽默注释：律师总喜欢用复杂的语言，简单的话都听不懂了。
创新句子：我的讲话有三个版本，小学生版本，中学生版本，大学生版本，你是听小学一年纪版的，还是小学二年纪版的
如果你听过这个故事，请不要打断我，我就知道这一个故事。
If you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one I know.幽默注释：就是你知道两个故事，讲故事前也可以这么说。
创新句子：我讲个笑话，如果你们听过，也希望装做没听过，我也这样照顾你们。
演讲就象给草坪浇水，如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。
Making a speech is like watering a lawn. You’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.幽默注释：有人打呼噜，有人说话，都是正常的，有四分之一观众听就不错了。
演讲开始时我们有一些共同点，你们不知道我要讲什么——我也不知道。
At the very start, let me just say that we both have something in common. You don’t know what I’m going to say --- and neither do I.幽默句子：即兴演讲的开场白。
创新句子：我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲，我不知道我要讲点儿什么。
开始前我想告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目，我现在少讲20分钟，我们能够及时赶回家看2台的节目。
Before I begin, I want you to know that the following speech has been edited for television. I cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2.幽默注释：放着现场不看，偏要回家在电视上看。
可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因：第一个原因是你们的计划委员会一直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的演讲者，——他们找到了。
第二个原因是那个人病了，所以就打电话把我找来了。
As some of you may know, I’m appearing here tonight for two very good reasons. The first reason is your Program Committee was trying to find a speaker who’s intelligent, entertaining, sophisticated --- and they did. The second reason is, he got sick so they called me.幽默注释：一开始好象在说自己很牛，其实就是个临时替场。
创新句子：我认为我演讲很风趣，可为什么没人笑呢
有人有舞台恐惧症，我没有；舞台不会怎么样我，是观众快把我吓死了
Some people suffer from stage fright. I don’t. The stage doesn’t bother me at all. It’s the audience that scares the hell out of me!幽默注释：stage fright舞台恐惧症，而不是舞台吓唬我。
我们每个人都希望能在某一时刻把时钟拨回去。
如果我能够把时钟拨回去45分钟，我就是这间房间里最幸福的人，我把演讲稿落在厨房桌子上了。
At one time or another, I think each of us has wished we could turn back the clock. I know if I could turn back the clock just 45 minutes, I’d be the happiest person in this room. Because that’s when I left my speech on the kitchen table.幽默注释：自己上台前还在刻苦练习，演讲稿落家里了，讲错了希望观众包涵。
我不想吹牛，但上次我演讲时所有的观众都站了起来，他们再也没有坐下，直到走到他们的汽车那儿。
I don’t want to brag, but the last time I did this it brought the audience to its feet. And they never sat down again until they reached their cars.幽默注释：观众听他演讲，都站起来走了，他还在吹牛呢。
创新句子：我演讲时用一种平缓的语速娓娓道来，观众睡得很香甜。
如果我有点儿犹豫，你们一定要原谅我，这是我第一次饭后演讲——在卖当劳里冲我的小孩儿喊叫除外。
If I’m a little hesitant, you’ll have to excuse me. This is the first after-dinner speech I’ve ever made ---except for yelling at my kids in McDonald’s.幽默注释：自嘲自己演讲没什么经验。
创新句子：你可能知道我已经养成了饭后演讲的习惯。
我不习惯面对这么多观众演讲，让我鼓起勇气的一件事情就是我在谈论我最喜欢的题目——我。
I’m not used to speaking to such a large audience. The one thing that gives me courage is that I’m speaking on my favorite subject --- me.幽默注释：电视上老是邀请一些名人在那儿大谈自己，这些人开场可以这么说。
人们总问我为什么我戴顶10加仑的红色帽子（或者一些其它非常显眼的衣服饰品），我告诉他们那是我采取的积极现实的生活态度。
我知道不管发生什么事情，善良的上帝总在注视着我们。
现在地球上有60亿人，我希望上帝能从芸芸众生中一眼就挑出我来。
People always ask me why I wear a big red ten gallon hat (or some other very noticeable article of clothing) and I tell them. It has to do with taking a positive but practical view of life. For instance, I know that no matter what happens, the good Lord is watching over us. Then again, there are now six billion of us, so I want to make darn sure He can pick me out of the crowd.幽默注释：多么新颖的创意，戴顶绿帽子就想引起上帝注意。
创新句子：别再说谎了，趁上帝还没注意你。
如果你们允许我准备读我的讲稿，我有三个理由：第一，我记忆力非常差——其它两个原因我记不清了。
With your permission, I’m going to read this paper. I’m going to read it for three reasons: one, I have a very poor memory –and the other two I can’t remember.幽默注释：为自己忘词找好借口。
创新句子：我记忆力不好，我忘了把讲稿带来。
不必要的单词是精彩演讲的祸根，我再重复一遍…Unnecessary words are the bane of good speeches. Let me repeat that…幽默注释：这时候重复带来很好的效果。
创新句子：演讲时最忌讳重复，我再说一遍：千万不要重复。
有时候确实让人糊涂，你看见代表举起了胳膊，但你根本确定不了他是在凭良心选举还是在检查他的关节炎。
It did get a little confusing at times. If you saw a delegate raising his arm, you could never be quite sure if he was voting his conscience or testing his arthritis.幽默注释：有人举胳膊未必是在真心选你。
创新句子：选举时只要我关节炎不犯，我肯定会举手。
对不起，（从钱包里拽出一张纸币，象拿手绢一样，在上面打喷嚏，然后扔掉）如果说我憎恨什么的话，那就是炫耀。
Excuse me. (Pull a bill from your wallet, handle it as you would a handkerchief, sneeze and then throw the bill away and say) If there’s one I hate ostentation.幽默注释：炫耀吧，有钱人有炫耀的资本。
创新句子：我不想炫耀，有学问的人不爱炫耀。
你们都知道，在公司里我只要求员工三件事：诚实、正直和崇拜偶像。
As you know, in all these years with the company, I have only asked for three things from my staff: honesty, integrity and idolatry.
帮忙翻译一篇英语演讲稿，万分感谢
你喜欢哆啦a梦吗
你想要一个时光机吗
我想，你的答应很可能是“是的”。
但是，不幸的是，我们无法像大雄那样能够拥有哆啦a梦，而哆啦a梦有很多神奇的魔法物，比如，那个时光抽屉。
所以，我们只能过好生活的每一天。
至少，我们永远不能忘记我们还拥有“两天”----昨天和明天。
有过错误和忧虑、过失和失误、辛酸和痛苦。
昨天已经过去，不再受我们控制。
我们不能为过去的事反悔。
我们不能擦去我们说过的每一个字，因为，昨天已经过去了。
另外一“天”是明天。
明天可能有逆境、负担，还有无限的希望以及糟糕的表现。
明天的太阳会升起，直到它出现之前，我们对于明天没有任何把握，因为它还没有发生。
爱因斯坦曾经说过，只有超过光速，才能够回到过去，穿越未来。
也许，有一天我们能够让它变成现实。
但是，现在，忘掉它。
就像杰克在《泰坦尼克号》里告诉我们的一样，让我们过好生活中的每一天。
中心说的是：昨天已经过去，明天还未来临，昨天的悲伤或痛苦和对明天的恐惧，都不是你我能够掌控，背负起永远存在的“昨天”和“明天”带来的压力，我们就会被压垮。
我们只剩下一天——今天。
任何人都只能生活在“今天”。
因此，让我们过好生活的每一天。
楼主应该加点分，翻译真的不容易。
求一篇英语演讲稿（a terrible experience)
Good morning,my best teachers and good classmates, I think everyone has his own terrible experience,i am not an exception.Now, I 'd like to share with you all my bad experience. When I was in grade one here in this school,my teacher told everyone in the class to give a brief introduction in front of the classroom.Most of my classmate did very well.But when it was my turn, I walked very slowly to the platform,I fell down over one foot of my classmate.He tried to make a joke on me and he succeeded.At that time,all my classmates laughed very loudly. I got up and went on walking with shyness,but what was worse,I fell down again by the platform.I didn't notice that platform was too high for me to step on easily.This time my teacher also laughed at me, and my classmates laughed again.I nearly lost all my face! Then I said good morning.My god,do you know what happened? All of them laughed the third time!! Because It was in the afternoon! I know then I was too shy and a little nervous.I wish now you won't laugh at me.I will never forget that terrible experience all my life! That's all,thank you everyone!翻译： 敬爱的老师们，同学们： 大家早上好
我相信我们每个人都自己最糟糕的经历，我也不例外。
现在，让我来跟大家分享一下我那次糟糕的经历吧
刚升初中读初一时，我们的老师要我们站在讲台上做一个简单的自我介绍。
我们班大部分同学都讲得非常好。
轮到我时，我小心翼翼地朝讲台走去。
可一不留神，摔了一跤。
顿时全班哄堂大笑，原来有一个同学想捉弄我。
带着一丝害羞，我起身继续走上讲台。
可更可恶的是，我被讲台绊倒，又摔了一跤。
原来讲台太高，我一脚没跨上去。
这次我们老师都偷偷地笑了，同学们更是又一阵狂笑。
弄得我都无地自容了。
站稳之后，我开始向大家说了声“早上好”。
我的天啊，你们知道接下来发生了什么事情吗
全班所有同学再一次不禁大笑。
我顿悟：原来当时已是下午了
希望这次大家可不要笑话我了，当时我真的是又羞涩又紧张。
我想，我这一生都忘不了那次倒霉透顶的经历了
我的演讲完了，谢谢大家
（花了好长时间，终于写完了。
还简单吧，希望你好好做好演讲，加油
）
求一篇英语演讲稿 关于 我有一个梦想 100多个词左右
Growing pains and gains Ladies and gentlemen , good afternoon! I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech .Today my topic is “Growing pains and gains” . I hope you will like it . How time flies!I am a student in grade nine and facing the first point in my school life .This title “Growing pains and gains ”reminds me of the meaningful school life .The colorful life is full of my happiness and sorrow .At school ,I have to take a lot of lessons .Some are interesting,while some are boring .But it’s the responsibility of the students to learn them all well .I have to try my best to study hard .During my growing time ,a lot of trouble worries me .That’s awful and makes me blue. Although I met a lot of failure , I still have a lot of gains . I can make a priceless friendship , I can learn a large number of useful things --to be kind ,to be friendly to others ,to be confident and to be independent and so on . I think growing pains and gains are countless. But they play an important role in my life and make my life colorful .And as time pass by, we are getting older , at the meantime we lost something we will never get back . So everybody please treasure what we have and what others gives or teaches you .And let’s fight , fight for our future !女士们学生们，下午好。
非常高兴能站在这里来给大家演讲。
今天我的题目是成长的烦恼和快乐。
希望大家喜欢。
时间过的真快，我是一名九年级的学生，然后面临着我学生时代的第一个转折点。
这个题目“成长的烦恼和快乐”使我想起了学校有意义的生活。
我的五彩缤纷的生活充满了快乐和悲伤。
在学校，我得上许多的课，有些很有意思，有些很无聊。
但是把这些课上好是我们学生的职责。
我必须尽我最大的努力好好学习。
在我成长期间，许多麻烦让我烦恼。
那太糟糕了，使我很忧郁。
尽管我失败了很多次，我仍有很多收益。
我可以有一个无价的友谊，我可以学到一些有用的事情----待人友善，对别人友善，自信，独立等等。
我认为成长的痛苦和获得是不计其数的，但它们在我生命中扮演着重要的角色，并使我的生活丰富多彩。
时间在流逝，我们也长大了，同时我们也失去了一些我们永远找不回来的东西了。
所以，同学们，珍惜我们所拥有的，和别人给予或者授予我们的。
让我们战斗起来，为我们的未来战斗
可以给好评吗
谢谢
求一篇3分钟左右的英语演讲稿，随便关于什么话题的，只要是积极的就可以了，我是大一的学生，谢谢
The tea is gone cold I’m wondering why i got out of bad at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and i can’t see at all. And even if I could it’ll all be gray, but your picture on my wall, it remains me that is not so bad.我的茶越来越凉，我始终不知道为什么我的心情总是不好。
清晨的雨遮住了我的窗，我什么也看不见了，看见的都是灰色，但在墙上有你的照片，它提醒我，这还不算坏。
I’m sure that there are many people in this world are very easily affected by weather or surrounding environments.This kind of people is every emotional, they maybe meet occasionally ineffable sadness, even cannot tell a reason.我相信这个世界上有许多人是非常容易被天气或者周围的环境影响的。
这类型的人非常情绪化，他们会常常感到莫名的伤感，甚至说不上原因。
I think of a few solutions to this problem. First of all, when you find out that you are not in the mood to do anything but feeling sad, the first thing you have to do is keep yourself busy.Listening a cheerful song would be helpful, at the same time, find something else to do, like cleaning the house, go out for a jogging. Just put yourself in a cheerful and bright environment, nurture some flowers in your room, or keep a pet, the vibrant plants or animal is always a key to open a happy door.我想出了几个方法来解决这个问题。
第一，当你发现你没心思做任何事，单单地感到悲伤，你该做的第一件事就是让自己忙起来。
听一首欢快的歌很有帮助，同时找点事做，像打扫房间，或者出去慢跑。
把自己处在一个欢快明亮的环境里，在房间种点植物或者养只宠物，生机勃勃的植物和动物是打开快乐大门的钥匙。
Second, think in a positive way. Many people are tending to think the problem in a bad way, but in fact, things are not always as bad as they think. It is been proved that if people think in the bad side, they are unlikely find the way to solute the problem and feel worse. We should see the bright side while we are in the bad situation, which make us ensure everything is possible, and everything will get better. Then our mood will not be effected by the predicament。
第二，积极向上地想问题。
许多人倾向于想问题往坏的方面想，但事实上，事情常常都没他们想的糟糕。
事实证明当人们老往坏的方面想时，他们更难找到解决问题的方法，而且会感觉更糟糕。
我们应该在逆境中看到光明的一面，这让我们相信一切皆有可能，任何事都会变好的。
那么我们的情绪就不会被困境影响了。
In a world, to be a positive person is not that difficult, since we can master our mind, we should choose a positive over passive. Then life will be better.总而言之，做个积极向上的人并不是那么难，既然我们能够主宰我们的思维，我们应该选择积极向上而不是消极。
那样我们的生活会更美好。
将你写的那篇关于成功与失败的英语演讲稿翻译成中文
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No Winning Or No LosingPerhaps the sky is still blue, but I can see the black sky. Perhaps the flowers are still beautiful, but I can see the ugly flowers. Perhaps the sun still shines, but there’s no sun in my world. Perhaps the world doesn’t change, but my world is changing. The exam has been over, but I can’t wake up because I think I did very badly. But I know, even if you didn’t do well this time, but you can do well next time. Time can’t run backwards, you can try your best to do something well in the future.I think, there’s no winning or losing in the world. Tomorrow, the sun rises again; we will have a new day!失败与成功也许天空仍是蓝色的,但我能看到黑色的天空。
也许这些花依然漂亮,但我能看到丑陋的花朵。
也许太阳依然熠熠生辉,但是在我的世界里却没有太阳。
也许你不能改变这个世界,但我的世界正在发生改变。
考试已经结束,但我却无法振奋精神,因为我认为我做得很糟糕。
但我知道,即使你没有做得很好,但是下次你会做得很好。
时间不会后退,但你可以在未来的日子里尽你最大的努力做得最好。
我认为,世界上没有成功或失败,。
明天,太阳会重新升起;我们将会有一个崭新的一天!
