求一篇5分钟左右 有趣的英语演讲稿。
要通俗易懂贴近生活、有趣。
幽默演讲——调侃自己（中英对照） 演讲者如何调侃自己作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。
As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.创新句子：你们或者睡觉，或者不睡，只要不打呼噜，我就接着讲。
作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。
当他演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。
As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning ---- especially by the program committee.幽默注释：演讲者讲得太糟糕了，组织者哭得很伤心。
演讲结束时，宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若，优雅地点头微笑着，心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡。
Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释：一些老干部退休后没什么事干，有人请他参加一些活动，他还假装很忙，好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。
过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张，但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。
此时此刻，我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体，真的起作用，我不再紧张了，但眼睛有些疲劳。
I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. And so, at this very moment, I’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. And it really works. I no suffer from nervousness. Eyestrain. Yes.幽默注释：把观众想象成裸体，意思是我不怕你们，就不紧张了。
创新句子：大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张，我属于少部分人，我非常紧张。
我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。
Personally, I have never been conceited --- and I can’t tell you how much I admire myself for that.幽默句子：他因为自己不自负，所以变得非常骄傲。
创新句子：我一点儿都不自负，我希望别人也这么看我。
我先用简单明了的英语演讲，以后我再翻译给律师听。
Let me put this into plain English. I’ll translate it for the lawyers later.幽默注释：律师总喜欢用复杂的语言，简单的话都听不懂了。
创新句子：我的讲话有三个版本，小学生版本，中学生版本，大学生版本，你是听小学一年纪版的，还是小学二年纪版的
如果你听过这个故事，请不要打断我，我就知道这一个故事。
If you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one I know.幽默注释：就是你知道两个故事，讲故事前也可以这么说。
创新句子：我讲个笑话，如果你们听过，也希望装做没听过，我也这样照顾你们。
演讲就象给草坪浇水，如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。
Making a speech is like watering a lawn. You’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.幽默注释：有人打呼噜，有人说话，都是正常的，有四分之一观众听就不错了。
演讲开始时我们有一些共同点，你们不知道我要讲什么——我也不知道。
At the very start, let me just say that we both have something in common. You don’t know what I’m going to say --- and neither do I.幽默句子：即兴演讲的开场白。
创新句子：我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲，我不知道我要讲点儿什么。
开始前我想告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目，我现在少讲20分钟，我们能够及时赶回家看2台的节目。
Before I begin, I want you to know that the following speech has been edited for television. I cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2.幽默注释：放着现场不看，偏要回家在电视上看。
可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因：第一个原因是你们的计划委员会一直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的演讲者，——他们找到了。
第二个原因是那个人病了，所以就打电话把我找来了。
As some of you may know, I’m appearing here tonight for two very good reasons. The first reason is your Program Committee was trying to find a speaker who’s intelligent, entertaining, sophisticated --- and they did. The second reason is, he got sick so they called me.幽默注释：一开始好象在说自己很牛，其实就是个临时替场。
创新句子：我认为我演讲很风趣，可为什么没人笑呢
有人有舞台恐惧症，我没有；舞台不会怎么样我，是观众快把我吓死了
Some people suffer from stage fright. I don’t. The stage doesn’t bother me at all. It’s the audience that scares the hell out of me!幽默注释：stage fright舞台恐惧症，而不是舞台吓唬我。
我们每个人都希望能在某一时刻把时钟拨回去。
如果我能够把时钟拨回去45分钟，我就是这间房间里最幸福的人，我把演讲稿落在厨房桌子上了。
At one time or another, I think each of us has wished we could turn back the clock. I know if I could turn back the clock just 45 minutes, I’d be the happiest person in this room. Because that’s when I left my speech on the kitchen table.幽默注释：自己上台前还在刻苦练习，演讲稿落家里了，讲错了希望观众包涵。
我不想吹牛，但上次我演讲时所有的观众都站了起来，他们再也没有坐下，直到走到他们的汽车那儿。
I don’t want to brag, but the last time I did this it brought the audience to its feet. And they never sat down again until they reached their cars.幽默注释：观众听他演讲，都站起来走了，他还在吹牛呢。
创新句子：我演讲时用一种平缓的语速娓娓道来，观众睡得很香甜。
如果我有点儿犹豫，你们一定要原谅我，这是我第一次饭后演讲——在卖当劳里冲我的小孩儿喊叫除外。
If I’m a little hesitant, you’ll have to excuse me. This is the first after-dinner speech I’ve ever made ---except for yelling at my kids in McDonald’s.幽默注释：自嘲自己演讲没什么经验。
创新句子：你可能知道我已经养成了饭后演讲的习惯。
我不习惯面对这么多观众演讲，让我鼓起勇气的一件事情就是我在谈论我最喜欢的题目——我。
I’m not used to speaking to such a large audience. The one thing that gives me courage is that I’m speaking on my favorite subject --- me.幽默注释：电视上老是邀请一些名人在那儿大谈自己，这些人开场可以这么说。
人们总问我为什么我戴顶10加仑的红色帽子（或者一些其它非常显眼的衣服饰品），我告诉他们那是我采取的积极现实的生活态度。
我知道不管发生什么事情，善良的上帝总在注视着我们。
现在地球上有60亿人，我希望上帝能从芸芸众生中一眼就挑出我来。
People always ask me why I wear a big red ten gallon hat (or some other very noticeable article of clothing) and I tell them. It has to do with taking a positive but practical view of life. For instance, I know that no matter what happens, the good Lord is watching over us. Then again, there are now six billion of us, so I want to make darn sure He can pick me out of the crowd.幽默注释：多么新颖的创意，戴顶绿帽子就想引起上帝注意。
创新句子：别再说谎了，趁上帝还没注意你。
如果你们允许我准备读我的讲稿，我有三个理由：第一，我记忆力非常差——其它两个原因我记不清了。
With your permission, I’m going to read this paper. I’m going to read it for three reasons: one, I have a very poor memory –and the other two I can’t remember.幽默注释：为自己忘词找好借口。
创新句子：我记忆力不好，我忘了把讲稿带来。
不必要的单词是精彩演讲的祸根，我再重复一遍…Unnecessary words are the bane of good speeches. Let me repeat that…幽默注释：这时候重复带来很好的效果。
创新句子：演讲时最忌讳重复，我再说一遍：千万不要重复。
有时候确实让人糊涂，你看见代表举起了胳膊，但你根本确定不了他是在凭良心选举还是在检查他的关节炎。
It did get a little confusing at times. If you saw a delegate raising his arm, you could never be quite sure if he was voting his conscience or testing his arthritis.幽默注释：有人举胳膊未必是在真心选你。
创新句子：选举时只要我关节炎不犯，我肯定会举手。
对不起，（从钱包里拽出一张纸币，象拿手绢一样，在上面打喷嚏，然后扔掉）如果说我憎恨什么的话，那就是炫耀。
Excuse me. (Pull a bill from your wallet, handle it as you would a handkerchief, sneeze and then throw the bill away and say) If there’s one I hate ostentation.幽默注释：炫耀吧，有钱人有炫耀的资本。
创新句子：我不想炫耀，有学问的人不爱炫耀。
你们都知道，在公司里我只要求员工三件事：诚实、正直和崇拜偶像。
As you know, in all these years with the company, I have only asked for three things from my staff: honesty, integrity and idolatry.
简单的英语演讲稿
As everyone knows,English is very important today.It has been used everywhere in the world.It has become the most common language on Internet and for international trade. If we can speak English well,we will have more chance to succeed.Because more and more people have taken notice of it,the number of the people who go to learn English has increased at a high speed. But for myself,I learn English not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for it.When I learn English, I can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.When I read English novels,I can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.When I speak English, I can feel the confident from my words.When I write English,I can see the beauty which is not the same as our Chinese... I love English,it gives me a colorful dream.I hope I can travel around the world one day. With my good English, I can make friends with many people from different contries.I can see many places of great intrests.I dream that I can go to London,because it is the birth place of English. I also want to use my good English to introduce our great places to the English spoken people,I hope that they can love our country like us. I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after continuous hard study, one day I can speak English very well. If you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. So I believe as I love English everyday , it will love me too. I am sure that I will realize my dream one day! Thank you! 正如每个人所知，英语在今天十分重要。
它已经被应用到世界的各个角落。
它已经成为商业上最为通用的一门语言并广泛的用于国际贸易。
如果我们能说好英语，我们就有更多的机会成功。
因为越来越多的人注意到这一点，学英语的人数正在已很高的速度增长。
但是对我而言，我学英语不仅仅因为它的重要性以及它的实用性，更是因为我喜爱英语。
当我学英语时，我可以体会到一种不同的思维方式，它可以给我更多接触世界的空间。
当我读英语小说时，我能感受到不同于阅读翻译文的快乐。
当我说英语时，我可以感到自信。
当我写英语时，我能够感到不同于汉语的那种美…… 我爱英语，它给了我一个色彩斑斓的梦。
我希望有朝一日我可以畅游世界，用我流利的英语，我可以和世界各地的人交友。
我能看到许多的名胜。
我希望我能够到伦敦去，因为那里是英语的故乡。
我也希望用我流利的英语来将我们的名胜介绍给说英语的朋友，我希望他们可以像我们一样的爱我们的国家。
我知道，罗马不是一天筑成的。
（成功需要日积月累。
）我相信在持续不断的努力学习下，总有一天我可以拥有一口流利的英语。
如果你想被爱，你就应该学着去爱他人。
所以我相信我对英语的爱定将换来它对我的爱。
我相信总有一天我会实现我的梦
谢谢
求一份英语演讲稿~ 2~3分钟这样
最近的新闻：2007年6月7日，微软创始人比尔盖茨在哈佛大学新一届的毕业典礼上被授予法学博士学位，哈佛校史上“最著名的辍学生”在辍学创业32年后 “正式毕业”。
比尔盖茨先生在演讲中勉励即将走向社会的哈佛毕业生:“不要以职业成就来评价你自己，更多的考虑你为世界的不平等做了什么，你怎样对待那些和你毫无关系的人们。
……我喜欢制作好玩的软件，不过有什么能阻碍我们拯救生命
” 比尔盖茨的这段话说明了他之所以成功的原因，因为他真正关心的是如何为人们制作好软件，考虑的是为世界做些什么，而不是要获得怎样的职业成就。
很多人可能只看到了比尔盖茨的钱，其实他身上闪光的不是钱，而是爱（大爱）。
大多数人一生追求的是职业成就，但比尔盖茨却说“不要以职业成就来评价你自己”。
要很好地理解比尔盖茨的这段话恐怕并不太容易，其实，在《世界上最伟大的推销员》的首篇羊皮卷已作了最好的说明“我要用全身心的爱来迎接今天”。
要从逻辑上来理解其实不难的，一个立足于为世界做些什么的人，与一个想得到些什么的人，思想、行为以及结果上会有明显区别的，前者不计较自己的得失待遇，能吃苦，表现出强大的耐心，这样就更能最终达到成功，后者计较自己得失，吃亏受苦的事接受不了，常因小利一叶障目而因小失大，路半途而已退缩；前者用心于事于物，事情就会做得很好，所产之物就会廉而美，自然更能得到社会认同，在竞争中就处于优势，后者用心于己于利，用心于算计，反而人算不如天算，得小利而失大利。
其实，得与失，自有社会公正来维持，用心于事于物者，用全身心的爱来对待世界的人，能创造更大的价值，自然地就会更富有。
钱这东西，你越追它，它跑得越远，你不追它，它反而往你家里跑，在比尔盖茨身上就是这个道理。
职业成就也是这样，当你用心地做些什么时，不知不觉地，成就就有了。
比尔盖茨就是这样具有爱的境界的人，他把爱奉献给世界，用心于让人们非常方便地使用电脑，“首富”是世界给予他的肯定，其实，他首先是爱的首富
已具备爱的境界的人可能还不太多，可以说，当一个人达到了爱的境界时，他\\\/她的世界就会变了，他\\\/她才会真正地获得成功。
幸好，我们有了《世界上最伟大的推销员》这样的书，它可以说是从成功者身上概括出来的真理。
我曾在给醒晨的贴子“比尔-盖茨到底有多富
”，回答“可他们的收入又为什么又比我高出这么多”的问题回贴时也提到了“爱”的因素： 如果以一个平庸的体力打工者收入为基数1的话,如果你有以下这些特点,收入增长可能是相乘的关系: 体力: 1, 谁都有的不希罕 智慧: *2, 工作中加入智慧,效率就会提高, 创新: *2, 光有学习他人的智慧,远不及创新有价值 胆色: *2, 有创新,但胆子不够大,也做不大 远见: *2, 看不远,自然就做不大 坚持: *2, 创业过程中肯定会有挫折,不能坚持就到不了最高点, 执行力:*2, 有好东西,实现不了,也没用 敏锐: *4, 事业要靠机会,只有敏锐的感觉才能感知机会所在, 爱: *4, 为私利而谋事,与出于爱而谋事,效果上会有根本的区别,这是比尔盖茨等富翁成功的根本原因,也是大多数人所不能理解之处. 以上相乘=1024 这是收入高出1000倍的可能原因 There is the latest news, June 7, 2007, Microsoft founder Bill Gates at harvard a new session of the graduation ceremony was awarded the honorary doctorate, harvard law school on
趣味英语演讲稿、
The Policeman and the Thief Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town, and decided to bring him back to the police station in the city. On their way they came to a shop where bread was sold. “ We have no food, and we must be hungry after a while. Let me go into the shop and buy some bread for us. Wait here for me.” The thief said.The policeman agreed with him and waited in the street for a long time , but thief didn’t come out of the shop. The policeman began to be worried ,and ran into the shop, he couldn’t see the thief but the back door of the shop.The policeman had to go back to the police station alone, and he was very unhappy.Luckily, the policeman caught the thief at the same place the next day. When.they walked though the same street and the same shop, “ Wait here,” said the policeman “ Last time you ran away from the shop. This time , I’ll go into the shop and buy the bread , and you must wait here for me.” 警察与小偷一次， 一个新上任的警察在小镇上抓住了一个小偷，他决定把这小偷押送到城里警察局去。
在路上，他们路过了一家面包店。
“我们没带吃的，呆会儿肯定会饿的，让我去给咱们买点面包。
你在这等等我啊。
”小偷说道。
警察同意了，并在街上等了很长一段时间，但是，小偷一直没有从商店出来。
警察开始担心了，他跑进商店，除了一扇开着的后门，他什么也没看见。
警察不得不很郁闷的独自回到了警察局。
幸运的是第二天，他在同一地方又抓住了那小偷。
当他们路过同一条街，同一家商店时，“在这等着我，”警察说道，“上次，你从这家商店溜了，这次，我去买面包，你必须在这等我
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英语演讲稿 大约1到2分钟的中学（最好都是常用的词，材料不限） 急用
我写好了,不知道是这篇帖子主人要我写的不?是的话,看看吧~关于读书的Everyone has his hobbies.Hobbies are things people are extremely interested in.People have hobbies will feel their life are so colorful that they are willing to devote themself to it,go out ofway to do it,pay all their attention to it,try their best to do it.每个人都有业余爱好，业余爱好就是一个人极其感兴趣的事情，有业余爱好的人们会觉得生活是如此丰富多彩以至于他们愿意致力于它，不嫌麻烦去做，一心只注意它，尽最大力去达成它。
我也有业余爱好，它就是阅读。
你能想象徜徉在漫游在书中是多么令人愉快的事情吗
不论是小说还是诗集，我永远享受那些经典的。
我既不喜欢和朋友出去闲逛，也不喜欢玩网络游戏，这对我来说是浪费时间，我想要把我的时间花在阅读上，我想要自己有富足的知识。
我渴望有更多好书。
I also have my hobby.It is reading.Could you imagine how pleasant roaming the books is?No matter novels or poetry books,I always enjoy all the classic ones.I don't enjoy hanging out with friends,nor do I enjoy playing webgames.It's a waste of time to me.I'd like to spend all my time in reading.I'd like myslefbeing abundant in knowledge.I'm desperate for more good books. 关于小说：有些小说很感人，他们是关于亲人，朋友，爱人，或是某些最简单纯真却温暖人心的事情，当我读起这类书，我感觉我整个人都沉浸在那些情节中。
有些小说十分有趣，它们的情节有时很离奇，却具极佳的讽刺性。
有些小说十分令人兴奋象侦探小说，我总是认为它们可以从某种程度上使我的大脑灵活。
关于那些充满信息的书：众所周知，一本好的百科全书是一个知识的宝库，我可以在这知识宝库中寻找知识，就象在挖珍宝，我会珍视它们。
关于诗歌：诗歌是古往今来最好的文学作品，它们用最少的文字却寓意无穷。
那些经典的诗歌在我的脑海里存在着。
About Novels:Some novels are moving.they are about families,friends, loversor some simplest things that will warm one's heart.when I begin to read thissort of books,I feel I am wholly addicted to the plots.Some novels are interesting,sometimes the plots are quirk but they are superextremely satiricalSome novels are excting like the detective novels.I always think that they can make my brain more flexible in a way. About books full of imformation.As we know,a good encyclopaedia is a mine of informationI can seek knowledge in the compendium of knowledge.Like digging the jewelery,every piece of them I will treasure. About poems:poems are the best literary output since time immemorial .By using the least words but express the most.The classic poems stick in my mind. overall,I love reading,I enjoy drowning in the literary atmosphere,Reading makes my life so colorful and perfect.总的来说，我热爱阅读，我享受沉浸在那些文学氛围中，阅读使我的生活如此丰富多采如此美好。
关于中国文化的英文演讲稿不要太长
中学生英语演讲稿:Opportunities and ChallengesFirst, I would like to know, what does your destiny offer you? Happiness, wisdom, a strong body or something else. If I had asked this question to president Nixon, he would probably had said,”Our destiny offers not the cup of despair, but the chalice of opportunity.”Needless to say, one of the biggest opportunities given to China is the 2008 Olympic Games. Till now, we have used two sevenths of the preparation time. How much changes have you seen? New roads, new subway lines, public-exercising equipments with beautiful colors, large blocks of grass fields, and also lots of modern gyms which are under construction.Other than those, there are even more good effects brought to us by the Olympic Games that cannot be seen directly. For example, more and more people will get to know China. I’m sure the mysterious Chinese culture will attract them strongly. And the games will also do good to the economy and environment, for it is gaining the attention of foreign investors and the awareness of environmental protection is being strengthened. What is more, Olympic Games give a unique opportunity to inspire and educate a new generation of Chinese youth with the Olympic values and the Olympic spirit. Now that we have seen so many advances, could you even imagine us losing the holding rights? I’ve already said a lot about the Olympics and China. But I think everyone should use some time to think of this question, ”Does the Olympic Games have any special meaning to you?”For us, I mean the Chinese youth, 2008 Olympic Games is a tremendous gift. Because what we are waiting for is to do something significant as repaying the love given to us .The society is just like a ship, and in our dreams the captain is waving his hand and saying ”Hey! Come here and take the helm! ”How charming his voice is, but we have never heard of it in our true life. This morning, however, when we wake up, we will see the Olympic Games waving its hand. After chewing, most of us will have at least one plan about what to do for the Olympic Games. And mine is to be a “comforter” ----that is someone who will give comfort to others.At the end of my speech, I hope all the preparation will go well, and everyone will show their ability to the world. Let us seize opportunities and give a big smile to challenges.
5句话就可以的迪士尼英语演讲稿
I LIKE HONG.KONG DISNEY. BECAUSE THERE HAVE MANY DIFFENTERT BEAUTIFUL CLOTHES , AND A LOT OF GAMES IT ABOUT THE DISNEY TOYS.E.G.WINNIE THE POOH , STITCH. I LOVE WINNIE THE POOH DISNEY TOY , BECAUSE IT IS CUTE. 我是香港的
所以我很清楚
一份特殊的礼物，英语演讲稿，简单一点，200词左右
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It was my birthday yesterday. I got a lot of gifts. All of them were covered with coloured paper. Among them there were two interesting ones. My elder sister gave me a round paper bag and I thought it was a football. BUt when I opened it, it turned out to be a clock. My brother gave me a message, saying that My present has been put in your bedroom. As soon as I went into my bedroom, I found a box. I opened it and found a laptop. I was very happy. These two presents aim to let me study hard and not to waste time. 昨天是我的生日，我收到了很多礼物。
它彩纸包着，其两件有趣的东西。
姐送了我一个圆纸包，开始我认为是个足球，但打开后才发现是一个闹钟。
我哥给我留了张条，告诉我：“我的礼物已经放在你的卧室里了。
”我走进卧室，发现一个盒子。
我打开了它，里面是一台笔记本电脑。
我非常高兴。
这两件礼物是为了让我好好学习，抓紧时间。
Yesterday was my birthday and I received a lot of presents. These presents were packed in coloured paper and two of them were funny and interesting, which impressed me. My sister sent a bag of present to me. The bag was big and round. I though it was a football. But when I opened it, I saw a clock. The other one was given by my brother. He left me a message, which said my present is lying in your bedroom. When I got to my bedroom, I found a laptop. Oh!Great! I jumped with joy. I know, they Want me to study hard and not to waste time. I would never forget this birthday. 昨天是我的生日收到了许多生日礼物，并且这些礼物都用彩纸包着。
其中两件礼物很好玩很有趣，给我留下了很深的印象。
我姐姐送给我一个包，这包又大又圆。
我认为是足球，可打开一看是个闹钟。
另外一件礼物是我哥哥送给我的，他给我留了一张纸条，上面写着：“我的礼物放在你的卧室里。
”当我进入卧室时，我看到了一台笔记本电脑。
噢!真是太棒了!我高兴地跳了起来-。
我明白他们想让我努力学习，不要浪费时间。
我将永远不会忘记昨天。
