幽默又有意义的200词英文演讲稿带翻译
A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. 有一位老师每个下午都要打一下盹儿。
When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient sages. 当他的学生问他是怎么回事时，他回答说他到梦境中去见古代的圣人了。
One extremely hot day some of his pupils fell asleep in the classroom. When the school-teacher chided them, they said, We went to meet the sages in dreamland. 有一天，天气很热，有几个学生在教室里睡着了。
当这位老师斥责他们的时候，他们说：“我们去梦里见圣人了。
”What did they say? demanded the teacher. “他们说什么了
”老师问到。
We asked them if a school- teacher came there every afternoon, but they said they had seen no such person.“我们问他们是不是每天下午都有一个老师去他们那儿，但是他们说没见过这个人。
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给些建议：有趣的有意义的英语演讲题目
星座啊，血型啊，还有吸血鬼什么的嗯。
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也可以介绍一部电影或者书，像同性恋也很好的，可以结合电影什么的前几天我们同学还介绍过自己的一次旅行，还有介绍容易读错的几个品牌（ugg，nike等等）我最近也在找呢。
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快轮到我了。
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这是我们同学之前讲过给我印象比较深刻的，希望可以帮到你~~如果你有好的也可以告诉我哦~~互帮互助哦
急求一英语课前演讲的主题，要有意义或有趣一点的.
讲新闻如何，时政的新闻或者一些新的发明创造的新闻什么的，用英文说一下内容，应该有点吸引力且容易找。
或者是说说影评。
急求英文有趣有意义小故事，用来演讲的，3MIN内，难度适合中学生的。
Marriage Proposal to Bernard Shaw Once a beautiful and dissolute British actress wrote to propose marriage to Bernard Shaw． She said she did not mindBernard Shaw's old age and ugliness because he was a genius． And if they could combine the beauty of the woman with the talents of the great man，that would be greatly harmonious． “With your wisdom and my appearance，our children must be perfect．” Bernard Shaw answered，in a letter，that her imagination wassplendid，“But，what if the children take my appearance and yourwisdom
” 向肖伯纳求婚 英国有位美貌风流的女演员，曾写信向肖伯纳求婚。
她说，因为他是个天才，她不嫌肖伯纳年迈丑陋。
假如能使女郎的美貌和超人的天才结合，那该是多么协调啊。
“咱们的后代有你的智慧和我的美貌，那一定是十全十美了。
” 肖伯纳给她回了一封信说，她的想象很是美妙，“可是，假如生下的孩子外貌象我，而智慧又象你，那又该怎么办呢
”Is it far?Ali, who was working a long way from home, wanted to send a letter to his wife, but he could neither read nor write, and he had to work all day, so he could only look for somebody to write his letter late at night. At last he found the house of a letter-writer whose name was Nasreddin. Nasreddin was already in bed. 'It is late,' he said. 'What do you want?' 'I want you to write a letter to my wife,' said Ali. Nasreddin was not pleased. He thought for a few seconds and then said, 'Has the letter got to go far?' 'What does that matter?' answered Ali. 'Well, my writing is so strange that only I can read it, and if I have to travel a long way to read your letter to your wife, it will cost you a lot of money.' Ali went away quickly.再给你一个：闹饥荒的原因 在一次宴会上，一个资本家用遗憾的目光上下打量着瘦骨嶙峋的肖伯纳，一本正经地说：“看看你的模样，真叫人以为英国人都在挨饿。
” 肖伯纳审视着大腹便便的资本家说：“但是，我一见到你，就知道英国正在闹饥荒的原因了。
” 2．The Reason of the Famine In one dinner party，a capitalist eyed bony Bernard Shawup and down regretfully， and said in all seriousness，“Look atyour appearance，it really makes people believe that all the Britishare starving．” Bernard Shaw，examining the potbellied capitalist，said，“But，I know as soon as I saw you the reason why Britain is suf－fering from famine．”
英语幽默的演讲稿
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy. 子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天的钱干什
” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。
“再给你两分钱。
可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢
” “她是个卖糖果的。
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求一篇原创英语演讲稿 1分钟 大学教育的真正意义
Hello everyone,what's universitry and its meaning ?I think it is juat asOne thousand Hamlett with one thousand readers.To me,In order to yourself:full spirit,improve quality,win the dignity,perfect life.Is a person entering the threshold of the upper,mainstream society.Now of the human society has entered the time of knowledge explosion,another term is ZhiBen age,a man just received primary,secondary education,namely primary,secondary education is not enough,the lack of cultural knowledge and skills in the future is difficult to or inadequate social based on without considerable cultural background,the future do?Do good?Very difficult.The social mainstream,upper class won't agree with you,not respect you.Society is very fair,won't accept,approval a cultural knowledge shallow,personal quality is low person,if you don't change,will always be in a and you almost make a circle round,forever is toiling masses,social ground floor.Knowledge to change destiny,it is the truth.No box.Conversely,ignorance and change your fate,of course,this fate,but everyone wants to get away from.The university also just to give his future to make a good foundation,the study is forever.No college people always have the regret.Attended college people without regret原创的
英语演讲有什么有趣的TOPIC啊~
How to Be Popular (怎样变得受欢迎)Most people would like to be popular with others, but not everyone can achieve this goal. What is the secret to popularity? In fact, it is very simple. The first step is to improve our appearance. We should always make sure that we stay in good shape and dress well. When we are healthy and well-groomed, we will not only look better but also feel better. In addition, we should smile and appear friendly. After all, our facial expression is an important part of our appearance. If we can do this, people will be attracted to our good looks and impressed by our confidence. Another important step is developing more consideration for others. We should always put others first and place their interests before our own. It's also important to be good listeners; in this way people will feel comfortable enough to confide in us. However, no matter what we do, we must not gossip. Above all, we must remember to be ourselves, not phonies. Only by being sincere and respectful of others can we earn their respect. If we can do all of the above, I am sure popularity will come our way. 大部分的人都想受人欢迎，但是并非每个人都能达到目标。
受欢迎的秘诀何在?事实上是很简单的。
步骤一，先改善我们的外表。
我们得确保自己很健康，并且穿着体面。
当我们既健康又穿戴整齐时，不仅看起来更有精神，自己也会觉得好多了。
此外，我们要保持微笑并表现得很友善。
毕竟，脸部表情是外观很重要的一环。
如果我们能做到这一点，别人会被我们的美好外表所吸引，并对我们的自信印象深刻。
另一个重要步骤，就是培养对别人的体贴。
永远以他人为重，并把别人的利益放在自己的利益之前。
当个好听众也是很重要的;如此一来，别人才能很自在地对我们吐露心事。
然而，不管我们做什么事，绝对不要说闲言闲语。
最重要的是，要做自己，不要当虚伪的人。
只有对人真诚又尊重时，才能赢得他人的尊敬。
如果我们能做到以上几点，我相信受人欢迎是指日可待的事.
