有趣的捉弄人的笑话
1、 找一个朋友，让他先说3遍“老鼠”，然后再说3遍“鼠老”，待他说完“老鼠，老鼠，老鼠，鼠老，鼠老，鼠老”之后，立即问他“猫最怕什么”，几乎可以保证他会答“老鼠”，本人试过多次，屡试不爽。
2、 随便找3个东西，比如3个杯子吧，你敲第一个时让你的朋友说“忘”，敲第二个说“情”，第三个说“水”，美其名曰测试你朋友的反映速度，几次之后，不停的敲第一个， 你的朋友如果跟着说“忘，忘，忘，忘，汪，汪，汪，汪，汪，……”呵呵，效果就出来了。
3、 找一个mm，说是测试她的英文能力。
由你说一个单词，mm说这个单词的第二个字母。
开始时随便说几个，接着好戏开始。
先说husband,mm会说u(you); 再说wife，mm会说i（i）； 反复。
明白了吗
4、 你问他：“一个三点水加一个来是什么
” 他想了一想说：“不确定，涞（lai)
” 你再问：“一个三点水加一个去呢
” 他80会说：“...什么字
有这个字吗
去
” 其实应该是“法”...... 5、 伸出1个手指，问别人“这是几” 再次伸出2个手指，问别人“这是几” 再次伸出3个手指，问别人“1＋1是几” 10人里最多1人答对 6、 看看王朔的小说，《一半是火焰，一半是海水》里面的游戏很有意思。
就是手中夹硬币然后回答问题的那一个问：“比1大的数字有吗
”对方说有，再问比10的的有没有对方说有，直到说到100000 最后问比你傻瓜的有没有对方回很警觉的说\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\“没有\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\“ 7、 甲：给你讲个故事，从前有个傻子，别人问他什么他都说“没有”，比如问他你吃饭了吗
他说“没有”，你叫什么
他说“没有”。
唉，对了，你听过这个故事么
乙：没有。
…………$#@!#^&#!~ 8、 最弱的是，当时我们办公室里这个笑话已经流传开了，旁边一个办公室的老哥刚听到，就兴冲冲的跑到我们这儿想卖弄一下，大家听他一张嘴就知道他要干吗了，佯装无知的表情让他继续往下说，当他讲到“你叫什么
他说‘没有’”的时候我边儿上一哥们儿突然以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势问其曰：唉，你昨天加班儿了么
只见那厮连想都没想脱口而出：“没有”
9、 顺便说一个：你可以对你的mm说我要测测你的英语反应能力，伸出左手，对她说我点拇指是a，食指是c，中指是m，无名指是s,小指是x，然后说，为了增加难度，我会用中文干扰你。
然后，你指中指说鱼，她会说m，你指无名指说驴，她会说s，然后在指拇指说猪，她会说a,然后一直点拇指说猪，她会一直说：a,a,a,a,a,a,如果mm聪明可以多试其他的手指之后再说拇指 10、 劝mm酒时对她说：我喝清一杯,你喝一口 然后重复....我清,你一口.......... 11、 把双手放在大腿上，然后左手作向前摩擦的动作，右手就做上下捶击的动作，作几下，然后换手作，改成右手向前作摩擦的动作，左手做上下捶击的动作......如此反复... 对了，速度要快些，慢了就没效果了。
呵呵 试试吧，大多数人不能的说 12、 甲：除了人什么动物最爱问“为什么”
乙：不知道。
甲：是猪
乙：为什么
哈 13，给MM讲故事：“从前在大森林里有一只兔子，有一天她在外面玩，走着走着，遇到了一只物,他有长长的鼻子，尖尖的牙，整个身体象一堵墙，小兔子好奇的问：‘你是谁啊
’那只动物看了看这只可爱的小兔子，说道：‘要我告诉你也可以，不过你得先让我亲你一下才行。
’小兔子答应了。
小兔子蹦蹦跳跳的继续向前走，一边走，一边高兴的说着：‘我知道了
我知道了
原来他就是大象啊
’走着走着，她又遇到了一只动物，他有一付高挑的身材，好长好长的脖子，小兔子 又问到：‘你又是谁啊
’那只动物看了看她，‘要我告诉你也可以，不过你得先让我亲你一下才行。
’小兔子又答应了。
接着她又蹦蹦跳跳的继续向前走，一边走，一边高兴的说着：‘我知道了
我知道了
原来他就是长颈鹿啊
'走着走着，她又遇到了一只动物，他有一对翅膀，十个头，二十只脚，小兔子又问到：‘你又是谁啊
’那只动物看了看她，‘要我告诉你也可以 ，不过你得先让我亲你一下才行。
’小兔子又答应了 接着她又蹦蹦跳跳的继续向前走，一边走，一边高兴的说着：‘我知道了
我知道了
原来他就是kanagigi啊
’”听到这里MM一般会问：“kanagigi是什么啊
”......14、 说个老故事吧,人越多得场合越好: 冒险故事.爷孙出海经历险
爷爷是个水性很熟的渔夫，这天，天气很好，他喊了小孙子一起出海打鱼。
谁知刚出海不久，天气突变，海上起了风浪。
小孙子很害怕，爷爷就安慰他：乖孙别怕，爷爷这么多年的技术了，这点风浪怕啥
突然，一个大浪头打过来，把船浆给劈头打成两节.
爷爷无奈地对孙儿说：乖孙啊，浆完了
15、 猪的英语拼写是pug吧
--不对，是pig --不是吧，我怎么记得是u（you）呀 -你弄错了，是i --猪是you --猪是i 16、大变活人 具体内容：你可以与你最好的朋友玩这个游戏，名字叫：大变活人。
叫你的朋友先扎个马步，姿势要正确，嘴里叼张白纸，注意这是发功前的姿势，接着你要把他从这个房间变到另一房间，一切准备就绪，你可以很无奈的说上这么一句话：“ 大变活人嘛
我是不会了，不过活人大便就是这样。
” 17、 家里开派对，来了不少人。
恶作剧导演ｄ君说他会气功，可以把一杯水用气功定在屋顶，不掉下来，众人不信。
ｄ倒满一杯水，让男主人用儿子的垒球棒将水杯顶在屋顶，好待他发功定杯。
一切准备完毕， 男?即四 一大恶作剧，咱们打麻将去吧。
看着脚下的瓷砖地和屋顶的玻璃杯，男主人只有苦苦地再四求饶，才无恙收场。
18、我的整人秘籍： 先在钢笔上图上“风油精”，不要太多。
然后去给一个人：请帮我写个xx字，我忘了怎么写了。
他用此钢笔写完后，右手几根手指自然就有风油精了。
然后假装关心的说：啊
你的右眼里有很大一块眼屎啊。
他自然用右手去揉右眼，然后... ... (要狠一点就在他揉右眼时说他左眼也有眼屎...) 19、 还有这个:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\“念来过倒的猪是.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\“ 给别人看,让他念去吧~~ 20、 偶再来一个，你跟你朋友说，你给他讲三个故事，第一个，一个丈夫跟他老婆说，我明天带你去逛街，老婆很高兴，第二天打扮的很漂亮等他老公带他去逛街，可他老公没有一点举动，她就问他老公，你怎么还不带我去逛街啊，他老公没说二话给了他一个巴掌说，是我带你去逛街还是你带我去啊，妻子很生气她想到一个报复的方法，她跟她老公说，老公啊，你明天下班早点回家，我给你做你最爱吃的菜，第二天，她老公早早的坐在餐桌上等他那道菜，可他老婆上完了所有的菜，正准备吃，丈夫开口问了，老婆你说给我做我最爱吃的菜呢，他老婆给了他一个巴掌，是我给你做菜还是你给我做菜啊，接下来，你就跟你朋友说我给你讲第三个故事，你朋友就会问，那第二个故事呢，你这时候就可以给他一个巴掌，说是我给你讲故事还是你给我讲故事啊 21、 有一个很老的整人的把戏，不知道大家以前听过没有：装作很煞有介事的跟你朋友（只限男性）说：“哎~你知不知道，经常sy的人手心会发黑耶~
”哈哈，然后，如果以前从来没有上过这个当的人，百分之百会低下头察看自己的手掌心的。
这个时候嘛，随便你怎么yy啦~ 22、 有一天，你在家的时候，忽然停电了，不得已之下，你不得不点燃一支蜡烛，（中间添加任意情节），后来你起身想找点东西，忽然蜡烛熄了，你摸黑撞到桌子上，痛得不得了
这种情况下，你通常是怪自己不小心、别人乱放桌子、还是怪桌子摆得不对，简单的说，就是你是怪人还是怪物
对方通常会回答两个字的答案
23、 对mm大声说:别动! 然后趁她惊讶的时候捏她的鼻子. 24 做小游戏，让mm先说一个成语，然后告诉她：“这是下联，上联是‘新婚之夜’”再连起来读一遍，大多数都很搞笑的。
25、 你可以给你的朋友或者同学做个游戏，就是你说一样东西，让旁人说个相关的东西，比如你说“我买书包”，你同学就要说“我买铅笔”或者“我买橡皮”，就是“我买”相关的东西，问了几个以后，你就可以说“我买金”，对方多数第一个反应就是“我买银”，在上海话中“我买银”和“我卖淫”的读音是一样的，hoho 26、 有一头猪，它跑呀跑，飞快的跑着…… 突然前面有一堵墙（它看见了）但是它还是跑过去撞死了 你说这是为什么，猪为什么看见了还要撞死呢
注意：这是一个脑筋急转弯题，大家开动脑筋，多转转弯哟 怎么，没人知道
………… 脑筋急转弯，这个一般人都很容易的，再想想吧…… 想不起来呀，那我告诉答案吧：”因为猪的脑袋转不过弯”。
27、 把硬币放在手心里，握拳，让gg伸手进来摸正反面，在他回答你之前问他问题。
先问几个无关紧要的， 他开始摸硬币，问：“你喜欢什么样的女生” 答：“漂亮的。
恩，正面” 最后问他：“你在见到你gf的时候说什么
”这是把手握紧不让他摸出来，他会说：“ 你先让我摸一下啊。
” 呵呵，技不在高，心诚则灵
上下左右的英文翻译
When I was small, I like to eat candy so much, I would always ask my parents to buy candy for me. In order to eat all kinds of candies, I wanted to open a candy shop when I grew up, this is my dream. Now I still hold that dream, I can sell candy to the children and I like to see their happy faces.当我还小的，我很喜欢果，我总会叫父母给我买糖果。
为了吃到各种各样的糖果，我在长大后开一间糖果店，这是我的梦想。
现在我仍然怀抱着那样的梦想，我可以卖糖果给孩子们，我喜欢看到他们开心的笑脸。
In my heart, my father is a great man, he wakes up early and goes to work, in the event, he goes home late. He is working so hard, all he does is for the family and to support my education. Once I ask him if he is tired, he smiles and says that I am his sweet burden. I feel so moved, his love for me is so deep.在我心里，我的爸爸是个伟大的人，他很早就起来上班，在晚上，他很晚才回家。
他一直都很努力工作，他所做的一切都是为了家庭和支持我的教育。
曾经我问他是否感到很累，他对我微笑，说我是他甜蜜的负担。
我很感动，他对我的爱是如此的深。
Today is Saturday, I am very happy, because I have no class, so I wake up very late, I have enough sleep. At noon, my friend Li Hua comes to my house and asks me to go to the park with him. We play many games and see the beautiful scenery, I also take many picture. Today I have a great day, I enjoy the time with my friend.今天是星期六，我感到很开心，因为我没有课，因此我很晚才起来，我睡够了足够长的时间。
中午，我的朋友李华来到我家，他邀请我和他一起去公园玩。
我们玩了很多游戏，看到了美丽的风景，我也照了很多相。
今天我过得很开心，我享受和朋友在一起的时光。
I’m study in primary school grade four. My deskmate is a little girl. She is really small but cute. She has a pair of long hair and her skin color is white. She doesn’t talk too much. She always quiet but sometimes she is very active when talking with me. She is good at study and singing. We often help each other in study. I love to be with her. A few years later, I think I will still remember the days when we were deskmates.我在读小学四年级。
我的同桌是一个小女孩。
她真的很小，但是很可爱。
她有一头长长的头发，她皮肤的颜色是白色的。
她不怎么说话。
她总是安静，但有时和我说话的时候却是很活跃的。
她学习和音乐很好。
我们经常在学习上互相帮助。
我喜欢跟她在一起。
几年后，我想我还是会记得我们是同桌的这段日子。
One day, when I was washing my hands, my mother came to me and told me that I should not wash my hands with so much water. Until then did I realize that I had the habit of wasting water.In some cities, people even can’t not take a shower every day. From then on, I start to save water.有一天，当我正在洗手的时候，我的妈妈向我走来，她告诉我说不应该用那么多的水洗手。
直到那时候，我才意识到我养成了浪费水的习惯。
在一些地方，人们甚至还不能够每天洗澡。
从那个时候起，我开始节约用水。
Last night, I played football match with my friends. We were divided into two teams and the lose team would get some punishment. At last, my team lost, the score was so close and I felt so pity. My friends from other team came to console me, he said all of us done so well. I know friendship comes first, don’t let the result affect our friendship.昨晚，我和朋友们进行了足球比赛。
我们分成两个小组，输的那个组会得到惩罚。
最终，我的小组输了，分数很接近，我感到有点遗憾。
我在另一个小组的朋友们过来安慰我，他说我们都做得很好。
我知道友谊第一，不要让结果影响我们的友情。
People always say home sweet home, there is no doubt that home is very important for everyone. Before I went to high school, I lived with my parents all the time, so I don’t have much idea about home. In my opinion, home was the place for me to live in. But when I went to the boarding school, I had to leave my home and live in the school. This was the first time for me to be far away from home. I missed home all the time, the longer time for I left, the more I missed my families. When I had the holiday, I rushed to home, I couldn’t wait to see my families. Now, I get the meaning of home, it is not just a place for me to live in, it is also my safe place. No matter where I go, or what kind of difficulty I meet, my family supports me all the time. 人们总是说回到甜蜜的家，毫无疑问，对每个人来说，家是很重要的。
在我上高中以前，我一直和父母住在一起，因此我对家的认识并不多。
在我看来，家是我住的地方。
但是当我去到寄宿学校，我不得不离开家，住在学校。
这是我第一次远离家。
我总是想念家，我离开的时间越长，就越想念家人。
当我有假期了，我就跑回家，等不及要去见家人。
如今，我懂得了家的意义，这不仅仅是我住的地方，也是我的安全地带。
无论我去哪里，或者遇到什么困难，我的家人都会支持我。
求一句英文情话，刻在送男友的打火机上，不要太长
1、Your dream is not what you find in your sleep but what makes you not sleep. 所谓梦想，不是你睡觉时梦到了什么，而是想到了什么令你激动得没法睡觉。
2、During the whole life, you will regret for two things: one is that you don’t get the one you love and the other is the one you love is not happy. 人的一生，有两种遗憾最折磨人：一是得不到你心爱的人；二是心爱的人得不到幸福。
3、No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
4、I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
5、Keep your face always to the sunshine and the shadows will fall behind you.-Walt Whitman. 永远面朝阳光吧，阴影就会被甩到后面。
6、If you want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've never Done. 如果你想要你从未拥有过的东西，那么你必须去做你从未做过的事。
7、Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person. 爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之後，你仍然珍惜对方。
8、A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you，only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. 生命中令人悲伤的一件事是，你遇到了一个对你来说很重要的人，但却最终发现你们有缘无份，因此你不得不放手。
9、Happiness is to find someone who makes her strive to lose weight.And that guy always taps her on the head and says,Take more,no hunger. 幸福就是找到了一个令她想为他拼命减肥的人，而那人却总是拍拍她的头说，再吃一点，别饿着了。
10、Insomnia is a kind of torture, because while the world is fast asleep, you are up all alone. 失眠真是一种折磨，因为当整个世界都酣睡如泥时，只有你还孤枕难眠。
11、Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.—Hans Christian Andersen . 仅仅活着是不够的，还需要有阳光、自由，和一点花的芬芳。
——安徒生12、Thank you for staying with me. I know that I’m not always fun to be with but just know that I’m grateful. 谢谢你陪着我。
我知道与我一起并不总是很有趣，我只知道我很感激。
13、I was waiting for your attention till my heart says no. 等待你的关心，等到我关上了心 14、I open your Chat Window but don't know what to say. 点开你的聊天窗口，却不知道要说些什么。
15、A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future. 真正的朋友会接受你的过去，力挺你的现在，鼓舞你的将来。
16、There are both ending and process.I'd think I'm too greedy if I still can't let go. 结局和过程都有了，再去纠缠，连我自己都感觉贪婪
17、Someone told me before that once you lose it，the only thing you can do is remember it. 我曾经听人说过，当你不能够再拥有，你唯一可以做的，就是令自己不要忘记。
----《东邪西毒》18、We've never forgotten about the truth.We are just becoming skillful liars. 我们从没有忘记真相，只是我们越来越会说谎。
19、Easy doesn't enter into grown-up life. 大人的世界里没有容易二字。
20、When you really matter to someone,that person will always make time for you.No excuse,no lies,and no broken promises. 当你对某一个人来说真的很重要的时候，他总是会有时间给你。
不会有任何借口，谎言和失信的诺言。
21、Don't wait for the perfect moment. Seize this moment and make it perfect. 不要去等待完美的时刻，把握好现在，让此刻变完美。
22、Sometimes God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more. 有时候，上天没有给你想要的，不是因为你不配，而是你值得拥有更好的
23、Half of the troubles in life is caused by your instant response Yesand a delay No. 生活中一半麻烦是由于你说yEs 太快，说nO 太慢
24、No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with. 无论生活得多么艰难，最后你总会找到一个让你心甘情愿傻傻相伴的人。
25、The best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else. 忘记某个人最好的方法，就是喜欢上其他人。
26、Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget. 越是试图忘记，越是记得深刻。
27、Nobody can go back and start a new begining, but anyone can start now and make a new ending. 没有人可以回到过去重新开始，但谁都可以从现在开始，书写一个全然不同的结局。
28、Did you konw that:when people appear in your dreams,It's because that person wants see you. 知道吗
那个人出现在你梦中，是因为那个人想见你。
29、Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person. 好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。
30、Grievances can be told can not be wronged, to take away the love is not real love. 能够说出的委屈便不算委屈，能够抢走的爱人便不算爱人。
介绍一些比较经典的英文的关于爱情的语句
Don’t spend time with someone who doesn’t care spending it with you 不要把时间花在一个不在乎与你一起分享的人身上. Maybe god mants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one,so when this happens,you’ll be thankfull 也许上帝让你是见那个合适的人之前遇见很多错误的人，所以，当这一切发生的时候，你你应该心存感激。
Don’t cry because it came to an and,smile because it happened 不要因为它的结束而哭，应当为它的发生而笑 There will always be people who’ll hurt you,so you need to continue trusting,just be careful 生活中总会有伤害你的人，所以你仍然需要继续相信别人，只是小心些而已。
Become a better person and be sure to know who you are before meeting someone new and hoping that person knows who you are 做一个更好的，确信在遇见一个新的人之前知道自己是谁也希望那个人知道你是谁My river runs to thee. Blue sea, wilt thou welcome me? My river awaits reply.Oh! sea, look graciously. Emily Dickinson 我是一条朝你奔流而去的小溪，蓝色的大海啊，你愿意接纳我吗
优雅的大海啊，小溪正在等待你的回答。
All it took was one glance.Now all I ask is one chance,To try to win your heart.Just give me a chance to start.I'll show you it was meant to be.To be together is our destiny. DANIEL LAZARUS GARCIA 我对你一见钟情。
我所要求的全部就是给我一个机会，以赢取你的芳心。
只要给我一个开始的机会,我将向你证明这是前世的安排，我俩的结合是冥冥之中的定数。
Two star-crossed lovers in perfect harmony. Just give me a chance and you will agree.I was meant for you.And you were meant for me. DANIEL LAZARUS GARCI 两个命运多舛的情人如此和谐地在一起，只要给我一线希望，你终将答应。
我为你而生，你因我而存在。
致朋友的： From majestic mountains and valleys of green to crystal clear waters so blue, this wish is coming to you. 越过青翠的峻岭和山谷，直到晶莹湛蓝的水边，飞来了我对你的祝愿。
Though words cannot express the thoughts the heart would like to say, still may you know that others care and sympathize today. 虽然言语不能表达内心欲诉的哀愁， 仍愿你知道朋友们今天都为你分忧。
Every day is birthday time when thinking of you, and I shall keep one sublime hoping your many dreams come true. 每当想到你我好似天天都在过生日， 可我特别珍视其中的一天， 祝愿你在这天美梦都能实现。
It is at a time like this that one really appreciates the kindness of a friend. 只有在这样的时刻，一个人才会真正领略到朋友的深情厚意。
A life without a friend is a life without a sun. 人生在世无朋友，犹如生活无太阳。
Be slow in choosing a friend; slower in changing. 选择朋友要审慎，摒弃更要审又慎。
A friend in need is a friend indeed. 患难见真交。
A father is a treasure, a brother is a comfort, but a friend is both. 父亲是财富，兄弟是安慰，朋友兼而有之。
A friend exaggerates a man's virtue, an enemy his crimes. 朋友宣扬人的美德，敌人夸大人的罪过。
A friend in court is better than a penny in purse. 囊中有钱，不如朝中有友。
A friend is a second self. 朋友是另一个我。
A friend is best found in adversity. 患难见真友。
A friend is never known till a man has need. 不到患难时，永远不能认识真正的朋友。
A friend is not so soon gotten as lost. 交友慢，失友快。
A friend to everybody is a friend to nobody. 广交友，无深交。
A friend without faults will never be found. 没有缺点的朋友是永远找不到的。
A joke never gains an enemy but often loses a friend. 开玩笑总不能化敌为友，反而有时会失去朋友。
Better lose a jest than a friend. 宁可不说一句俏皮话，以免得罪朋友们。
Choose an author as you choose a friend. 选书如择友。
He that has a full purse never wants a friend. 只要袋里有，不愁没朋友。
Life without a friend is death without a witness. 在世无朋友，死后无证人。
Thy friend has a friend and thy friend's friend has a friend so be discreet. 你的朋友有朋友，朋友的朋友又有朋友，所以要谨慎小心。
To preserve a friend three things are required: to honour him present, praise him absent, and assist him in his necessities. 维持友谊需要三点∶当面尊重他，背后赞扬他，需要时帮助他。
Trust not the praise of a friend, nor the contempt of an enemy. 不要信赖朋友的赞扬，也不要仇敌的轻蔑放在心上。
We can live without a brother, but not without a friend. 我们生活中可以没有兄弟，但不能没有朋友。
We can live without our friends, but not without our neighbours. 生活可无友，邻居不能无。
When a friend asks, there is no tomorrow. 朋友的要求不要拖。
Without a friend the world is a wilderness. 没有朋友，世界就等於一片荒野。
A bosom friend afar brings distant land near. 海内存知己，天涯若比邻。
Admonish your friends in private, praise them in public. 在私底下要忠告你的朋友，在公开场合又表扬你的朋友。
A faithful friend is hard to find. 益友难得。
A good book is a best friend who never turns his back upon us. 一本好书，莫逆之交。
A near friend is better than a far-dwelling kinsman. 远亲不如近邻。
An empty purse frightens many friends. 囊中无分文，亲友不上门。
A ready way to lose friend is to lend him money. 失友皆从借钱起。
A thousand friends are few, one enemy is too many. 朋友千人尚觉少，仇敌一人犹嫌多。
A true friend is known in the day of adversity. 疾风知劲草，患难见真情。
A true friend is one soul in two bodies. 真正的朋友好似两个身子长著一颗心。
Better an open enemy than a false friend. 明枪易躲，暗箭难防。
Between friends all is common. 朋友之间不分彼此。
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen. 书籍如朋友，应该少而精。
Everything is good when new, but friend when old. 东西新的好，朋友老的好。
Familiar paths and old friends are the best. 熟路好遵循，老友最可珍。
Friends are like fiddle-strings, they must not be screwed too tight. 朋友像琴弦，不能太拧紧。
Friendship cannot stand always on one side. 来而不往非礼也。
Friendship is love with understanding. 友谊是爱加上谅解。
Friendship multiplies joys and divides griefs. 友谊可以增添欢乐，可以分担忧愁。
Friendship ---- one soul in two bodies. 友谊是两人一条心。
Friendship the older it grows the stronger it is. 友谊地久天长。
Friends may meet, but mountains never greet. 朋友可相逢，高山永分离。
Friends must part. 天下无不散之筵席。
God defend me from my friends; form my enemy I can defend myself. 防友*天，防敌*己。
He is rich enough who has true friends. 有真朋友的人是富翁。
Hunger knows no friend. 饥难周友。
In time of prosperity, friends will be plenty; In time of adversity, not one amongst twenty. 富在深山有远亲，穷在闹市无人 致女朋友的： 1. love u, as i showed to you, my love! 我的爱
我爱你，就如你所感受到的一样。
2. love you more than i can say! 爱你在心口难开:) 再来些表达爱意的句子吧 最直接的说法： －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ I love you. 我爱你。
有感情，但不确定有爱情的说法： I have a crush on you. 我对你有点动心。
I care about you deeply. 我非常关心你。
保守含蓄的说法： I'm fond of you. 我对你有好感。
强烈的、戏剧化的说法： You light up my life. 你照亮我的生命。
I can't live without you. 我没有你活不下去。
You mean the world to me. 你对我来说是最重要的。
My heart belongs to you. 我的心属于你。
You take my breath away. 你让我忘记呼吸。
－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ 或者从这里面挑些祝福语吧，呵呵，可是精挑细选的啊~ 在此也祝福你们了，朋友，呵呵~ 这些我认为都是很有诗意的~~ －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ My love is like the grasses Hidden in the deep mountains. Though its abundance increase, There is none that knows. 我的爱情 犹如青草， 藏在深山。
它郁郁葱葱， 却无人知晓。
I have been sleeping all alone, You have been staring in my dreams. I want to kiss you, my baby, I want to kiss you tonight. 我一直孤独入眠， 睡梦中你出现在我的眼前， 我要亲吻你， 我的爱人， 今夜我就要亲吻你。
My love, You are like a flower, So sweet and pure and fair. 我的爱人， 你就像一朵鲜花， 那么甜蜜、纯洁而秀雅。
I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you. I just can't believe the one to love this feeling, too. I now know how sweet a kiss could be. Like the summer sunshine, Your sweetness over me. 我简直不敢相信， 爱你是如此地美好。
我不敢相信你也有如此感觉。
我现在才明白吻原是那么甜蜜， 就像夏日的阳光， 包含着你对我的柔情蜜意。
I shall do one thing in this life, One thing certain, that is: Love you, Long for you, And keep wanting you till I die. 我这一生要做的一件事情， 绝对要做的一件事情，那就是： 爱你， 想你， 追求你，直到死。
Oh, my love, my darling, I have hungered for you touch a long time. And time goes by so slowly, and time can do so much. Are you still mine? I need your love, God speed your love to me. 哦
我的爱，亲爱的， 我渴望你的抚摸已经好久了。
而时光难熬， 它能改变许多事， 你还是我的吗
我需要你的爱。
愿上帝赐给我你的爱。
I love to be the one you always think of, The one you share the joys and hardships with, I'll always love to be the one you love. 我多想做你时刻思念的人， 你倾诉梦想的人， 与你同甘共苦的人， 我总想做你所爱的人。
My eyes are the stars over your window, Gazing affectionately at you every night. 我的目光就是你窗前的星星， 每夜都在深情地注视着你。
----------------------------------------------------------- 世界上最美丽的英文情话 －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ I love you not because of who you are,but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
No man or woman is worth your tears,and the one who is ,won‘t make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
Never frown,even when you are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要悉眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某人，你是他的整个世界。
Don‘t waste your time on a man\\\/woman,who isn‘t willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
Just because someone doesn‘t love you the way you want them to,doesn‘t mean they don‘t love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
Don‘t try to hard,the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,so that when we finally meet the person,we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
Don‘t cry because it is over,smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
Where there is great love, there are always miracles. 哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹。
Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. 爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. 假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。
Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again. 有了你，我迷失了自我。
失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. 每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。
Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me. 看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。
Distance makes the hearts grow fonder. 距离使两颗心靠得更近。
I need him like I need the air to breathe. 我需要他，正如我需要呼吸空气。
If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. 如果没有相等的爱，那就让我爱多一些吧。
Love is a vine that grows into our hearts. 爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。
If I know what love is, it is because of you. 因为你，我懂得了爱。
Love is the greatest refreshment in life. 爱情是生活最好的提神剂。
Love never dies. 爱情永不死。
The darkness is no darkness with thee. 有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. 如果没有人爱我们，我们也就不会再爱自己了。
There is no remedy for love but to love more. 治疗爱的创伤唯有加倍地去爱。
When love is not madness, it is not love. 如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。
A heart that loves is always young. 有爱的心永远年轻。
Love is blind. 爱情是盲目的。
Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases. 爱情就像月亮，不增则减。
The soul cannot live without love. 灵魂不能没有爱而存在。
Brief is life, but love is long. 生命虽短，爱却绵长。
Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one. 在爱人眼里，一千里的旅程不过一里。
Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak. 爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。
Take away love, and our earth is a tomb. 没有了爱，地球便成了坟墓。
My heart is with you. 我的爱与你同在。
I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet! 尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想
I'll think of you every step of the way. 我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。
Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you. 无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候。
Passionate love is a quenchless thirst. 热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。
The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. 在这个世界上，男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。
One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life.That word is love. 有一个词可以让我们摆脱生活中所有的负担和痛苦，那就是爱情。
Every day without you is like a book without pages. 没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。
Love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of. 爱很难投入，但一旦投入，便更难走出。
Love is a light that never dims. 爱是一盏永不昏暗的明灯。
May your love soar on the wings of a dove in flight. 愿你的爱乘着飞翔的白鸽，展翅高飞。
She who has never loved, has never lived. 人活着总要爱一回。
Life is the flower for which love is the honey. 生命如花，爱情是蜜。
No words are necessary between two loving hearts. 两颗相爱的心之间不需要言语。
Precious things are very few in this world. That is the reason there is just one you. 在这世上珍贵的东西总是罕有，所以这世上只有一个你。
You make my heart smile. 我的心因你而笑。
The road to a lover's house is never long. 通往爱人家里的路总不会漫长。
Why do the good girls, always want the bad boys? 为何好女孩总喜欢坏男孩
Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning. 和你在一起就像在一个清爽的早晨漫步。
It is never too late to fall in love. 爱永远不会嫌晚。
To the world you may be just one person. To the person you may be the world. 对于世界，你可能只是一个人，但对于某个人，你却是整个世界。
Where there is love, there are always wishes. 哪里有爱，哪里就有希望。
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. 你不会因为美丽去爱一个女人，但她却会因为你的爱而变得美丽。
Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. 爱是永恒的，外表可能改变，但本质永远不变。
Love is not a matter of counting the days. It's making the days count. 爱情不是数着日子过去，它让每个日子都变得有意义。
With the wonder of your love, the sun above always shines. 拥有你美丽的爱情，太阳就永远明媚。
Love is a fabric that nature wove and fantasy embroidered. 爱情是一方织巾，用自然编织，用幻想点缀。
First love is unforgettable all one's life. 初恋是永生难忘的。
In the very smallest cot there is room enough for a loving pair. 哪怕是最小的茅舍，对一对恋人来说都有足够的空间。
Love without end hath no end. 情绵绵，爱无边。
Love's tongue is in the eyes. 爱情的话语全在双眼之中。
In love folly is always sweet. 恋爱中，干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。
There is no hiding from lover's eyes. 什么也瞒不过恋人的眼睛。
The only present love demands is love. 爱所祈求的唯一礼物就是爱。
The heart that once truly loves never forgets. 真挚恋爱过的心永不忘却。
Love warms more than a thousand fires. 爱情的炽热胜过千万团的火。
Your smiling at me is my daily dose of magic. 你嫣然的微笑是我每日享受到的魅力。
Your kiss still burns on my lips, everyday of mine is so beautiful. 你的吻还在我的唇上发烫，从此我的日子变得如此美丽。
Love understands love; it needs no talk. 相爱的心息息相通，无需用言语倾诉。
Love me little and love me long. 不求情意绵绵，但求天长地久。
First impression of you is most lasting. 对你最初的印象，久久难以忘怀。
When the words I love you were said by you for the first time, my world blossoms. 第一次听到你对我说我爱你，我的世界一瞬间鲜花绽开。
Tell me you are mine. I'll be yours through all the years, till the end of time. 请告诉我你是我的。
岁岁年年，我都属于你，永远永远。
Love is a fire which burns unseen. 爱情是无形燃烧的火焰。
I feel at times we have had angry words but these have been kissed away. 我们生气争执时，爱的双唇把它们吻得无影无踪，我的心也顿觉甜蜜。
You cannot appreciate happiness unless you have known sadness too. 不知道什么是忧伤，就不会真正感激幸福。
But if the while I think on thee, dear friend, all losses are restored, and sorrows end. 只要我一想起你，亲爱的人，所有的失落和遗憾烟消云散. ---------------------------------------------------------- Thank you for comforting me when I'm sad Loving me when I'm mad Picking me up when I'm down Thank you for being my friend and being around Teaching me the meaning of love Encouraging me when I need a shove But most of all thank you for Loving me for who I am 感谢你在我伤心时安慰我， 当我生气时你护著我， 当我沮丧时你拉拔我。
感谢你作我的朋友并且在我身旁， 教导我爱的意义是什么， 当我需要动力时你鼓励我。
但我最想感谢你的是， 爱上像我这样的一个人。
Love is more than a word, it says so much. When I see these four letters, I almost feel your touch. This only happened since I fell in love with you. Why this word does this, I haven't got a clue. Love不单是一个字， 它还代表了许多意涵， 当我看到这四个字母时， 我几乎能感受到你内心的感动。
但是这只发生在， 我爱上你之后， 为何这个字有如此的魔力， 我也搞不清楚。
Sweet heart, My thoughts are deep into you From the momentt hat Iwake up And to the whole day through Happy Valentine's Day 亲爱的， 我深深地想念著你， 从我每天早上起来的那一刻起， 每一分每一秒直到一天结束。
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Thank you for standing behind me In all that I do I hope you're as happy with me As I am with you 感谢你永远支持我， 不论我作了些什么， 我希望你跟我在一起永远开心， 就像我跟你在一起时那么地快乐。
If I could save time in a bottle the first thing that I'd like to do is to save everyday until eternity passes away just to spend them with you if I could make days last forever if words could make wishes come true I'd save everyday like a treasure and then again I would spend them with you 如果我能把时间存入一个瓶子， 我要作的第一件事就是， 把每一天都存下来直到永恒， 再和你一起慢慢度过。
如果我能把时间化作永恒， 如果我的愿望能一一成真， 我会把每天都像宝贝一样存起来， 再和你一起慢慢度过。
