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这个是说明是国行未激活的iPhone手机，需要激活就可以使用了。
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现在很流行的 呜哦哦哦 那首歌叫什么啊
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d12 和eminem 的 my band 你听的应该是演唱会，地址是这个 eminem穿着超人内裤，还有个带着肯德基桶帽，挺有个性的。
至于你说的oh my sai ce 应该是My salsa 萨尔萨舞(salsa)是一种拉丁风格的舞蹈 歌词如下： [Intro] I don't know dude... I think everybodys all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude... And I think everybodys got a fuckin problem with me dude... And they need to take it up with me after the show... Because... [Chorus] These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band... [Verse 1 - Eminem] So I get off stage right and drop the mic Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady I'm the lead singer in D12 baby They're all like Oh my god it's him Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock Please won't you please let me suck your cock And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be This rock star shit, it's the life for me And all the other guys just despise me because these... [Chorus] These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band... My band [repeated 9xs] [Verse 2 - Swifty] You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you Hey dad how come we don't rap on pro too Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a tour bus You don't want my autograph, yous a liar And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva) What the hell is wrong with our dressing room Cuz our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, see it's simple but All I did was read a Russell Simmons book So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map Doin' jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back [Verse 3 - Kuniva and Konartis] Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue ([Em:] No I had an interview not you two) You gonna be late for soundcheck Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best You know what man I'ma say somethin Hey yo Em ([Em:] You got somethin to say?!) Man no I thought you bout to tell him off, man what's up Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew When I was bout o talk right after you I swear,(oh man whatever) I swear man! [Chorus] These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band... [Verse 4 - Proof] They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the musics starts (Hey you!) Ready to snap on a dumbass fan Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band) We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent And these guys they can find every area code ([Em:] Proof carry my bag) Bitch carry your own Can't make it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!) [Verse 5 - Bizarre] ***dammit I'm sick of this group Time for me to go solo and make some loot I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack Lose Yourself video I was in the back Superman video I was in the back Fuck the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions Like who's D12, how we get started (But what about Eminem?) Bitch are you retarded? Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy) 50 told me to do situps to get buff I did two and a half and couldn't get up Fuck D12, I'm outta this band I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne [Eminem mocking Boy Band] Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me and it just tears my ass apart to know that you dont know my band... Bizarre - Man fuck this) [Chorus - Bizarre] These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha) But they all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man... All because I'm the new Slim Shady (laughs) My Band [Repeated 9x] [Outro] The hottest boy band in the world... D12! [Eminem as a salsa singer] I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants And the lead singer of my band, my salsa Makes all the pretty girl's want to dance My salsa, whooooa look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa... My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa Makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants, my salsa ([Em:]Where'd everybody go?)
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母亲节 Mothers Day was first suggested in the United States in 1872 by Julia Ward Howe as a day dedicated to peace. A campaign to establish a National Mothers Day was begun in 1907. It was successful, by 1911 Mothers Day was celebrated in almost every state in recognition of[1] the influence mothers have in the making of better citizens. In 1914, President Woodrow Wilson proclaimed that the birthday of Mrs. Anna Reeves Jarvis, the mother of Mothers Day[2] , would become the National Mothers Day of the United States. And that from then on, the second Sunday in May would be Mothers Day in memory of the work Mrs. Jarvis had done to bring families together after the Civil war, her work to bring the whole North and South together, her work to honor all the mothers of America throughout history and on into the future, but most of all to honor Mrs. Anna Reeves Jarvis as Americas National Mother. President Wilson asked that the American people fly the United States flag from public buildings and homes on that day as he said, as a public expression of our love and reverence[3] for the mothers of our country. Well, what value is Mothers Day now? As the Congress said in 1914, it reminds people of[4] the influence mothers have had in the making of better citizens. Jarvis was one such mother. On Mothers Day much attention is given to the important part that each mother plays in giving her children a sense of what is right and what is wrong, what is good behavior and what is bad. If the observances[5] of Mothers Day can even in a small way remind mothers of this, then this day will help both the families and the whole country. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 圣诞节 Origin of Christmas The name Christmas is short for Christ's Mass. A Mass is a kind of Church service. Christmas is a religious festival. It is the day we celebrate as the birthday of Jesus. There are special Christmas services in Christian churches all over the world. But many of the festivities of Christmas do not have anything to do with religion. Exchanging gifts and sending Christmas cards are the modern ways of celebrating the Christmas in the orld. The birth of Jesus had a story: In Nazareth, a city of Galilee. The virgin's name was Mary was betrothed to Joseph. Before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Spirit. Joseph her husband was minded to put her away secretly. While he thought about these things, Gabriel, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and told him did not be afraid to take Mary as wife. And Mary will bring forth a Son, and he shall call his name, Jesus, for he will save his people from their sins. Before Jesus births, Joseph and Mary came to Quintus was governing Syria. So all went to be registered, everyone to his own city. Joseph also went up out of Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judea, to the city of David, which is called Bethlehem, because he was of the house and of the lineage of David, to be registered with Mary, his betrothed wife, who was with child. So it was that while they were there, the days were completed for her to be delivered. And she brought forth her firstborn Son, and wrapped him in swaddling cloths, and laid him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn. And that, Christmas is the feast of the nativity of Jesus, is on 25th, December every year. But nobody know the actual birthday of Jesus. And the Christmas has become popular when Christmas cards appeared in 1846 and the concept of a jolly Santa Claus was first made popular in nineteenth Century. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 万圣节 Halloween October 31st (western countries)Halloween is one of the oldest holidays with origins going back thousands of years. The holiday has had many influences from many cultures over the centuries. From the Roman's Pomona Day, to the Celtic festival of Samhain,to the Christian holidays of All Saints and All Souls Days. Hundreds of years ago in what is now Great Britain and Northern France, lived the Celts (凯尔特人), who worshipped nature and had many gods, with the sun god as their favorite. They celebrated their New Year on November 1st which was made every year with a festival and marked the end of the season of the sun and the beginning of the season of darkness and cold. On October 31st after the crops were all harvested and stored for the long winter the cooking fires in the homes would be extinguished. The Druids, the Celtic priests, would meet in the hilltop in the dark oak forest (oak trees were considered sacred). They would light new fires and offer sacrifices of crops and animals. As they danced around the fires, the season of the sun passed and the season of darkness would begin. When the morning arrived the Druids would give an ember from their fires to each family who would then take them home to start new cooking fires. These fires would keep the homes warm and free from evil spirits.The November 1st festival was called Samhain pronounced sow-en). The festival would last for 3 days. Many people would parade in costumes made from the skins and heads of their animals. This festival would become the first Halloween. The Celtics would carry a lantern when they walked on the eve of October 31. These lanterns were carved out of big turnips (大头菜) and the lights were believed to keep the evil spirits away. Children would carve faces in the turnips. These carved turnips were called jack-o-lanterns. It is said that the jack-o-lantern got its name from a stingy and mean old man, named Jack, who when he died was too mean to get into heaven. When Jack went to hell he was meet by the Devil who gave him a piece of burning coal and sent him away. Jack placed the burning coal in a turnip to use as a lantern to light his way. The legends claim that Jack is still walking with the lantern looking for a place to stay.When the early settlers came to America they found the big round orange pumpkin. Being larger and much more colorful than turnips, the pumpkin made great jack-o-lanterns. Eventually the pumpkin would replace the turnip. Eventually the Pumpkin would become the most widely recognized symbol of the Halloween holiday. The history of Trick'O'Treating can be traced back to the early celebrations of All Soul's Day in Britain. The poor would go begging and the housewives would give them special treats called soulcakes. This was called going a-souling, and the soulers would promise to say a prayer for the dead.Over time the custom changed and the town's children became the beggars. As they went from house to house they would be given apples, buns (圆形的小甜面包), and money. During the Pioneer days of the American West, the housewives would give the children candy to keep from being tricked. The children would shout Trick or Treat!. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 复活节 Easter celebrates the resurrection of Jesus Christ. It is the most important feast in the Christian calendar. The churches are filled with worshipers, the altars are decorated with flowers, and the music proclaims the joy of the season. Easter Sunday falls sometime between March 22 and April 25. It falls on the first Sunday after the first full moon following March 21. The date of Easter Sunday was established by the church council of Nicaea in A.D. 325. Easter Sunday ends a period of preparation for the feast of Easter. This 40-day period of prayer and fasting, called Lent, begins on Ash Wednesday and ends on Holy Saturday, the day before Easter. The week from Palm Sunday to Easter Sunday is known as Holy Week. Good Friday marks Christ's crucifixion; and Easter Sunday, his resurrection. The custom of a sunrise service on Easter Sunday can be traced to ancient spring festivals that celebrated the rising sun. The custom developed further in the Middle Ages, when celebrations at sunrise were also popular. People gathered to pray as the sun appeared and then went in procession to their churches. The new clothes worn on Easter Sunday are a symbol of new life. The custom comes from the baptism on Easter Sunday of early Christians who were led into church wearing new robes of white linen. The present-day Easter parade has a parallel in the Middle Ages, when people walked about the country-side on Easter, stopping along the way to pray. 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[Eminem]谁知道他唱的My band的歌词
以下是几首主旋律比较好的rap（几乎都是Eminem的）的歌词，歌名都给了，歌曲在~百度mp3~或~yahoo音乐~里都可以找到歌词太多（限字10000），所以最后几首可能无法显示，请见谅Eminem - Just Lose ItIntro:(Eminem making sounds) ok..Guess who's backBack againShady's backTell a friendNow everyone report to the dance floorTo the dance floor, to the dance floorNow everyone report to the dance floorAlright Stop...Pajama timeVerse 1:Come here little kiddies,On my lapGuess who's back with a brand new rapAnd i don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusationAah aah aah aah aahno worries, pappa's got a brand new bag of toyswhat else could i possibly do to make noiseI done touched on everything, but little boysThat's not a stab at MichealThat's just a metaphor, I'm just psychoI go a little bit crazy sometimesI get a little bit out of control with my rhymesGood god, dip, do a little slideBend down, touch your toes and just glideUp the center of the dance floorTee pee for my bunghole and it's cool if you let one goNobody's gonna know who'd hear itGive a little poot poot, it's ok (Fart Sound)Oops my cd just skippedAnd everyone just heard you let one ripHook:Now I'm gonna make you danceHere's your chanceYeah boy shake that ass,Oops i mean girl girl girl girlGirl you know you're my worldAlright now lose itAah aah aah aah aahJust lose itAah aah aah aah aahGo crazyAah aah aah aah aahOh babyAah aahOh baby baby aah aahVerse 2:It's Friday and it's my dayUsed to party all the way to sundayMaybe till monday, i dunno what dayEverday's just a holidayCrusin' on the freewayFeelin' kinda breezyGot the top down, let my hair blowI dunno where i'm goin'All I know is when i get thereSomeones gonna touch my bodyExcuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerkBut I'm feel just a little stressed out from workCould you punch me in the stomach and pull my hairSpit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out...thereWhat's your name girlWhat's your signDr Dre: Man, you must be out your mindDre aah aahBeer goggles, blindI'm just trying to unwindHook:Now I'm gonna make you danceHere's your chanceYeah boy shake that ass,Oops i mean girl girl girl girlGirl you know you're my worldAlright now lose itAah aah aah aah aahJust lose itAah aah aah aah aahGo crazyAah aah aah aah aahOh babyAah aahOh baby baby aah aahVerse 3:It's Tuesday and I'm locked upI'm in jail and i don't know what happendThey say I was running butt nakedDown the street screamingAah aah aah aah aahWell I'm sorry, I don't rememberAll I know is this muchI'm not guiltyThey said save itBoy we caught you on tapeYelling at an old lady, touch my bodyNow this is the part where the rap breaks downit's real intense no one makes a soundEverything looks like it's 8 Mile nowThe beat comes back and everybody lose themselvesA step back to realityLook it's B.RabbitYou signed me up to battleI'm a grown manDuba duba duba duba duba dubaI don't have any lines to go right here soDuba duba duba duba fellas what? fellas what?Grab you left nut, make the right one jealous what?Black girlsWhite girlsSkinny girlsFat girlsTall girlsSmall girlsI'm calling all girlsEveryone report to the dance floorIt's your chance for a little romance whoreButt squeezin it's the seasonJust go aah aah aah aahso appeasingHook:Now I'm gonna make you danceHere's your chanceYeah boy shake that ass,Oops i mean girl girl girl girlGirl you know you're my worldAlright now lose itAah aah aah aah aahJust lose itAah aah aah aah aahGo crazyAah aah aah aah aahOh babyAah aahOh baby baby aah aahOutro:Mmmmm touch my bodyMmmmm touch my bodyOoh boy just touch my bodyI mean girl just touch my bodyLose Urself-Eminem 迷失了自己（埃米纳姆）Look ! 听着
If U had one shot.如果有东西打动你。
One opportunity.也许是一个机会。
To seize everything U ever wanted.抓住所有你想要的东西。
One moment.就在一瞬间。
Would U capture it ? 你能否抓住这个机会?Or just let it slip.还是让它就此溜走。
Yo,His palms are sweaty.你手心全湿Knees weak.膝盖无力Arms are heavy.头重脚轻。
There's vomit on his sweater already.在他的衬衫之上满是呕吐痕迹Mom's spaghetti.而且都是老妈煮的意大利粉。
He's nervous.他紧张透顶But on the surface he looks calm & ready.但表面却异常平静,好象成竹在胸。
To drop bombs.要引爆炸弹But he keeps on forgettin.但实际上他却老是忘了What he wrote down.自己写下的词语。
The whole crowd goes so loud.整群人大喊大叫。
He opens his mouth.他张大了嘴But the words won't come out.却唱不出任何话语。
He's chokin how.他哑口无言。
Everybody's jokin now.周围的人全都嘲笑联翩。
The clock's run out.时间也逐渐过去了。
Time's up ! Over ! bloah ! 时间到,比赛完。
Snap back 2 reality,Oh ! 终于被打回现实There goes gravity,Oh ! 犹如被重力吸引。
There goes Rabbit,he choked.这就是我们的兔子,他唱不出来。
He's so mad but he won't.他是如此疯狂但他不会Give up that easy is he ? No ! 如此轻易放弃。
He won't have it he knows.他知道他没有天赋。
His whole back's 2 these ropes.他被说唱的绳索束缚。
It don't matter,he's dope.不要紧,他知道自己专业无比。
He knows that,but he's broke.但他又被打击透。
He's so stacked that he knows.他伤心而已。
When he goes back 2 his mobile home.当他回到自己移动的家。
That's when it's back 2 the lab again,Yo ! 意味着他又得回到实验里。
(This whole rap shit)He better go capture this moment.这次他最好抓住机会了。
And hope it don't pass him.希望这次说唱不会再离开他。
U better lose Urself in the music,the moment.此刻你最好沉迷于音乐中。
U own it,U better never let it go.你拥有它,就不要让它溜走。
U only get one shot.你只有一次机会(只有开一枪的机会)Do not miss Ur chance 2 blow.不要错过引爆众人的机会。
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime,Yo-.这种机会人生只有一次。
U better lose Urself in the music,the moment.此刻你最好沉迷于音乐中。
U own it,U better never let it go.你拥有它,就不要让它溜走。
U only get one shot.你只有一次机会(只有开一枪的机会)Do not miss Ur chance 2 blow.不要错过引爆众人的机会。
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime,Yo-.这种机会人生只有一次。
The soul's escaping.灵魂正在逃离Through this hole that it's gaping.从露出的缝隙里。
This world is mine 4 the taking.世界属于我,因为夺走的一切使我成为其中的国王。
Make me king,as we move toward a new world order.随着我们迈向世界新秩序。
A normal life is borin.普通的生活未免太平淡无奇。
But superstardom's close 2 post mortar.但要成为天皇巨星你要死过返生。
It only grows harder.这会更加困难。
Homeie grows hotter.家里变得热情四射He blows us all over.他引爆得我们惊叫连连。
His hoes is all on him.他的世界尽在其心中。
Coast－2－coast shows,he's know as the globetrotter.他在音乐中如同旅行家遨游四海。
Lonely roads,God only knows.孤单的路上,只有天知道He's grown farther from home.他已经更为成长。
He's no father.他不是父亲He goes home & barely knows his own daughter.回到家几乎不认识女儿。
But hold Ur nose cuz here goes the cold water.屏住呼吸吧,我要给你泼冷水。
His bosses don't want him no mo,He's cold product.他的激情不容冷却,他是冰凉产物。
They moved on 2 the next schmoe who flows.他们转移向下一个目标。
He nose dove & sold nada & so the soap opera.他堵着鼻子潜水以获得清醒。
Is told it unfolds.I suppose it's old potna.虽然说了,但是可能已经是陈年往事。
But the beat goes on.Da da dum da dum da da.节拍一下一下走。
U better lose Urself in the music,the moment.此刻你最好沉迷于音乐中。
U own it,U better never let it go.你拥有它,就不要让它溜走。
U only get one shot.你只有一次机会(只有开一枪的机会)Do not miss Ur chance 2 blow.不要错过引爆众人的机会。
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime,Yo-.这种机会人生只有一次。
U better lose Urself in the music,the moment.此刻你最好沉迷于音乐中。
U own it,U better never let it go.你拥有它,就不要让它溜走。
U only get one shot.你只有一次机会(只有开一枪的机会)Do not miss Ur chance 2 blow.不要错过引爆众人的机会。
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime,Yo-.这种机会人生只有一次。
No more games.不再更改游戏规则。
I'm gonna change what U call rage.我不想再改变你所谓的愤怒根源。
Tear this mothafuckin' roof off like 2 dogs caged.把这天杀的如狗笼般屋顶连根拔起吧。
I was playin' in the beginnin.它们就像我开始玩的那两个。
The mood all changed.心情变了I been chewed up & spit out & booed off stage.我被咀嚼,吐出,嘘下舞台。
But I kept rhymin & stepwritin the next cypher.但我继续呤唱,下次仍然决心站在舞台中央。
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper.最好相信有人会为你在身后默默注视着你。
All the pain inside amplified.我内心的痛苦受到放大。
By the fact that I can't get by with my 9 2 5.事实上我再也不能度过这朝久晚五的生活。
And I can't provide the right type of-Life 4 my family.我不能找出适合我家人的生活类型。
Cuz man,these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers.因为人们,这些发给失业者的粮票不是用来买尿布的。
And it's no moviev,there's no Mekhi Phifer.别胡扯,这不是电影。
This is my life & these times are so hard.这就是我的生活,这些日子真难过。
And it's getting even harder tryin' 2 feed & water my seed plus.种子要开花结果就要更加辛勤的浇水施肥。
Teeter-totter caught up between bein' a father & a prima donna.做个父亲其实和做第一夫人一样惨。
Baby,Mama drama's screamin' on her too much.宝贝,我戏剧性的向妈妈尖叫了太多次。
For me 2 wanna stay in one spot.也只是为了在家以抓住自己的机会。
Another day of monotony.千篇一律的每一天It's gotten me 2 the point I'm like a snail I've got.这让我感觉像个蜗牛。
So formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot.首先形成一个策划,要么就坐牢或被射杀的结局。
Success is my only mothafuckin option,failure's not.成功才是我他妈唯一的选择,而不是失败。
Mom,I love U,but this trail has got.妈妈我爱你,但这拖车真应该滚蛋。
To go I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot.我不能如同塞伦的命运般成长。
So here I go it's my shot.所以我把握我的这次机会。
Feet fail me not this maybe the only opportunity that I got.我双足疲惫,但这也许是我唯一的机会。
U better lose Urself in the music,the moment.此刻你最好沉迷于音乐中。
U own it,U better never let it go.你拥有它,就不要让它溜走。
U only get one shot.你只有一次机会(只有开一枪的机会)Do not miss Ur chance 2 blow.不要错过引爆众人的机会。
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime,Yo-.这种机会人生只有一次。
U better lose Urself in the music,the moment.此刻你最好沉迷于音乐中。
U own it,U better never let it go.你拥有它,就不要让它溜走。
U only get one shot.你只有一次机会(只有开一枪的机会)Do not miss Ur chance 2 blow.不要错过引爆众人的机会。
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime,Yo-.这种机会人生只有一次。
Move it up.动起来。
U can do anything U set Ur mind 2,man.只要坚持头脑中的信念,任何事情都能成功。
曲名：my band 歌手：d12 ft. eminem 专辑：kdbtestArtist: D12Song: My BandLyrics:[Intro]I don't know dude...I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...And they need to take it up with me after the show...Because...[Chorus]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...All because I'm the lead singer of my band...[Verse 1 - Eminem]So I get off stage right and drop the micWalk up to the hot chicks and I'm all likeWhat's up ladies, my name's Slim ShadyI'm the lead singer in D12 babyThey're all like Oh my god it's himBecky oh my fuckin' god it's EminemI swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rockPlease won't you please let me suck your cockAnd by now the rest of the fellas get jealousEspecially when I drop the beat and do my acapellasAll the chicks start yellin', all the hot babesThrow their bras and their shirt and their panties on stageSo like every single night they pick a fight with meBut when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalryCuz they're back on stage the next night with meDude I just think you're tryna steal the light from meYesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on meCause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to beThis rock star shit, it's the life for meAnd all the other guys just despise me be[Chorus]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...All because I'm the lead singer of my band...My band [repeated 9xs]My band [repeated 9xs]My band [repeated 9xs]My band [repeated 9xs]My band [repeated 9xs]My band [repeated 9xs]My band [repeated 9xs]My band [repeated 9xs]My band [repeated 9xs][Verse 2 - Swifty]You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't youHey dad how come we don't rap on protoSmash these vocals and do a performanceBut we in the van and he in a tour busYou don't want my autograph, yous a liarAnd no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)What the hell is wrong with that dressing roomCuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimalSee I know how to rap, see it's simple butAll I did was read a Russell Simmons bookSo I'm more intect, tryna get on the mapDoin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Konartis]Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shitYeah I know man find himself takin on a flickHey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)You gonna be late for soundcheckMan I ain't goin' to soundcheckBut our mics are screwed up and his always sound bestYou know what man I'ma say somethinHey yo Em([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)Man noI thought you bout to tell him off, what's upMan I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut upAnd you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crewWhen I was bout to talk right after youI swear, I swear man[Chorus]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...All because I'm the lead singer of my band...[Verse 4 - Proof]They say the lead singers rock, but the group does notOnce we sold out arenas to the amusement parkI'm gonna let the world know that proof is hotI should cut his mic off when the musics startsReady to snap on a dumbass fanEvery time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)We ain't a band bitch we don't play instrumentsSo why he get 90 and we only get 10 percentAnd these guys they can find every area code([Em:] Proof carry my bag)Bitch carry your ownCan't make it to the stage, security in my way(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)[Verse 5 - Bizarre]***dammit I'm sick of this groupTime for me to go solo and make some loopI told you I made the beats and wrote all the rapsTill Kon Artis slipped me some crackLose Yourself video I was in the backSuperman video I was in the backFuck the media, I got some suggestionsFuck Marshall, ask us the questionsLike who's D12, how we get started(What about Eminem?)Bitch are you retarded?Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the groupBig ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute50 told me to do situps to get buffI did two and a half and then I couldn't get upFuck D12, I'm outta this bandI'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne[Eminem]Girl why cant you see your the only one for meand it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...[Chorus - Bizarre]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...All because I'm the lead singer of my band...My Band [Repeated 9x]My Band [Repeated 9x]My Band [Repeated 9x]My Band [Repeated 9x]My Band [Repeated 9x]My Band [Repeated 9x]My Band [Repeated 9x]My Band [Repeated 9x]My Band [Repeated 9x]My Band [Repeated 9x][Outro]The hottest boy band in the world...D12![Eminem as a salsa singer]I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpantsAnd the lead singer of my band, my salsaMakes all the pretty girl's wanna danceMy salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsaMakes all the pretty girls wanna danceAnd take off their underpantsMy salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna danceAnd take off their underpants, my salsa(Where'd everybody go?)曲名：Sing For the Moment 歌手：Eminem 专辑：The Eminem ShowThese ideas are nightmares for white parentsWhose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earringsLike whatever they say has no bearingIt's so scary in a house that allows no swearingTo see him walkin' around wit his headphones blaringAlone in his own zone, cold and he don't careHe's a problem child, what bothers him all comes outWhen he talks about his fuckin' dad walkin' out'Cuz he hates him so bad that he blocks him outBut if he ever saw him again, he'd prolly knock him outHis thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' backTalkin' black, brainwashed from rock and rapHe sags his pants, dew-rags and a stockin' capHis stepfather hit him so he socked him backAnd broke his nose, this house is a broken homeThere's no control, he just lets his emotions go-C`mon! Sing with me (Sing!), sing for the year (Sing It!)Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear (C`mon!)Sing it with me, just for todayMaybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you awayEntertainment is changin', intertwinin' with gangstasIn the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctumOnly ya unholy, only have one homeyOnly this gun, lonely, 'cuz don't anyone know meBut everybody just feels like they can relateI guess words are a motherfucka, they can be greatOr they can degrade, or even worse, they can teach hateIt's like kids hang on every single statement we makeLike they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinumNow how the fuck did this metamorphosis happen?From standin' on corners and porches just rappin'To havin' a fortune, no more kissin' assBut then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn youFans turn on you, attorneys all wanna turn at youTo get their hands on every dime you haveThey want you to lose your mind every time you madSo they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannonAny dispute, don't hesitate to produce handgunsThats why these prosecutors wanna convict meStrictly just to get me offa these streets quicklyBut all their kids been listen'n to me religiouslySo I'm signin' CDs while police fingerprint meThey're for the judge's daughter, but his grudge is against meIf I'm such a fuckin' menace, this shit doesn't make sense BIt's all political, if my music is literal and I'm a criminal,How the FUCK can I raise a little girl?I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit toYou're full of shit too, Guerrera, THAT WAS A FIST THAT HIT YOU!C`mon! Sing with me (Sing!), sing for the year (Sing It!)Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear (C`mon!)Sing it with me, just for todayMaybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you awayThey say music can alter moods and talk to youBut can it load a gun for you and cock it too?Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dudeJust tell the judge it was my fault, and I'll get suedSee what these kids do, is hear about us totin' pistolsAnd they wanna get one, 'cuz they think the shit's coolNot knowin' we're really just protectin' ourselvesWe entertainas, of course this shit's affectin' our salesYou ignoramus, but music is reflection of selfWe just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mailIt's fucked up ain'
