帮忙写一段幽默又带有文采的导游自我介绍词 谢谢
风景因您而美丽，旅途有我更精彩。
先问候一下大家：各位亲爱的朋友：大家早上好
咱中国人见面就问您吃了吗
是不是啊，那今儿呢，也不例外，我呢也要先问各位两个简答题：第一个，大家昨晚睡得好吗
（客人一般都答：不好啊„起得太早了„）第二个大家今天早上吃了吗
（客人就会笑答：没吃啊，„„） 哦，不知道原来各位都是我国新增少数民族中的成员啊
你看吧原来我们五十六个民族，但后来呢，据说咱国家又新增了二个少数民族，大家都听过这新闻了吧
都知道是哪两个民族吗
“睡眠不足”和“营养不足”嘛~~（客人大笑„„）~~ 有一首歌曲叫《常回家看看》，有一种渴望叫常出去转转，说白了就是旅游。
在城里呆久了，天天听噪音，吸尾气，忙家务，搞工作，每日里柴米油盐，吃喝拉撒，真可以说操碎了心，磨破了嘴，身板差点没累毁呀 所以我们应该经常出去旅游，转一转比较大的城市，到青山绿水中陶冶情操，到历史名城去开拓眼界，人生最重要的是什么，不是金钱，不是权力，我认为是健康快乐
大家同意吗
（众人会意） 好了。
言归正传啊~首先代表XX旅行社感谢各位的支持与厚爱，同时也对大家的这次黄山之行表示热烈的欢迎。
首先自我介绍一下，我姓X，各位可以直接叫我X导或小X，叫我X导，听了更舒服些，为什么呢
古语有云：百年修得同船渡，千年修得共枕眠，今天我们同吃、同游、同乐还同“居”，哎，怎么就同居了，有些游客问，古时候不就把车叫驹吗
难道我们还不是同居吗
只要你需要我，我会第一时间出现在你面前。
对北京介绍的一篇导游词。
英文200词
Beijing is the birthplace of Chinese Civilization and one of the six ancient capital cities in China.During the last 3000 years it served as a capital for several dynasties.It is the second largest city in China with a population of more than 11 million.Beijing is neither cold in winter nor very hot in summer.The best seasons in Beijing are Spring and Autumn.Beijing is indeed an ideal place to visit all round the year.Temple of Heaven in the southern part of Beijing is China`s largest existing complex of ancient sacrificial buildings.Occupying an area of 273 hectares,it is three times the area of the Forbidden City.It was built in 1420 for emperors to worship Heaven.The principle buildings include the Altar of Prayer for Good Harvests,Imperial Vault of Heaven and Circular Mound Altar.Forbidden City,so called because it was off limits to commoners for 500 years,is the largest and best-preserved cluster of ancient buildings in China.It was home to two dynasties of emperors -the Ming and the Qing - who didnt stray from this pleasure dome unless they absolutely had to.Great Wall of China,Also know n to the Chinese as the 10,000 Li Wall,the Great Wall of China stretches from Shanhaiguan Pass on the east coast to Jiayuguan Pass in the Gobi Desert.Standard histories emphasize the unity of the wall.
导游自我介绍词
各位游客，大家好，欢迎大家来到有着“海滨花园城市”之称的魅力港城秦皇岛旅游，首先请允许我代表xx国际旅行社对大家的到来表示热烈的欢迎，我是大家此行的导游员小x，本人长得个子不高，体型微胖，干了导游多年皮肤没有保养好，人送外号“x黑导”，给开个玩笑，但是小x我虽然人长得黑了些，但是我接下来几天一定会工作周到，让您在秦皇岛吃好，喝好，游好，心情好；这位是我们的司机王师傅，王师傅对秦皇岛的交通状况非常熟悉，人称“秦皇岛的活地图”，王师傅接下来几天的辛勤工作将是我们愉快旅途的重要保证，现在，我提议大家把我们的双手伸出来，把我们的掌声献给我们的王师傅，好谢谢大家。
我们今天的行程是这样的，上午我们将会去孟姜女庙找寻爱情的真谛，去看看孟姜女千里寻夫哭倒八百里长城的故事；接着呢，我们将会去天下第一关，感受那“两京锁钥无双地，万里长城第一关”，感受那闯关东豪迈
下午呢，我们将会去老龙头，去体会那“长城连海水连天，人上高楼百尺巅”的别样心情
基本的套路虽然如此，但是偶然会出现意外的情况，前两天接的一个唐山团，本来车应该8点到山海关，但是因为路上堵车，车12点的时候才到，我想现在游客的心情一定不是很好，我上车后是这样是致欢迎词的： 咱们各位唐山的哥，姐，大家中午好，大家是从早上6点坐车，现在已经做了近6个小时了吧
（先看看大家反映，还好，不是很坏，有几个人搭理了我），大家一路周车劳顿，确实辛苦了，本来咱们车应该8点就到山海关了，我也是从7：30从外面开始等大家,外面尘土飞扬，我也是有些灰头土脸，但是我为大家服务的心却未曾有一点尘埃（先把自己和他们拉到一个水平线上来，征得同情，这事后情况基本好些了），都说旅游看在山海关，咱们今天下午呢就会有一个景点参观孟姜女庙，佛说人世间有108种苦恼，我想我们下午在那里踏过那108阶台阶，定会扫除这些不愉快，我们也会在那里找寻爱情的真谛，也真诚的希望各位爱情之花常开，爱情的道路一番坦途
（表达祝福，情况很大有改观了），导游小杜我也会竭尽我所知，竭尽我所能，为大家讲解山海关的历史，山海关的文化，让大家绝对是不虚此行
（表决心，情况基本没问题了）
北京导游英文接机词（自我介绍加沿途讲解）
去书店买本导游词吧,北京各大景点的都有,包括接机,送机的都有.
英语作文：不少于80单词。
假设你想去应聘一个导游的职位,请做一个自我介绍
Today I am very honored to come to your company to apply for this occupation guide. I used to like traveling very much, so I want to be a tour guide, I also like the occupation. In the university where I learned a lot this knowledge, I think I can be competent for this job. Tour guide must be patient and occupation moral. Perhaps my ability is somewhat insufficient, but I will try, do not live up to the company to my cultivation and trust.望采纳。
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导游大赛 一分钟自我介绍
各位评委老师大家好
我是××年级××班的学生同学，很高兴今天能向各位介绍我自己，我的梦想是当一名导游，因为导游是为人民服务的，我很敬佩他们，在电视上看到他们的时候，我总是幻想着能当一名导游，为人们指引方向介绍景点，为了能胜任这个职业，我准备的很多的材料来朗诵，还有说一些绕口令，我的口吃已经很伶俐了，下面我就为大家朗诵一段文字： 开始朗诵 听了我的朗诵，大家是否觉得我已经很有导游的声音了呢，可是我觉得这还不够，我还得加强，另外，了解各景点的故事、由来，各个地方的小吃、民俗，也是很重要的。
这就是我，一个十分想当导游的我，希望大家支持我，谢谢
英语泰山导游词范文150词左右
自我介绍什么的就不要说了吧，自己到时候加进去就行 Taishan Mountain in Shandong was included as World Cultural and Natural Heritage by UNESCO in Dec 1987.Taishan Mountain, a typical representative of the Chinese famous traditional mountains, is a mountain with a long history and a special historic status. In 1982, Taishan Mountain was up into the list of State key scenic spots and was formally listed in the directory of World Natural and Cultural Heritage in 1987. It becomes a precious heritage of human being. Taishan Mountain locates in the east of North China Plain and the middle of Shandong province erecting from the Shandong hills. It is prominent around other hills. The prominent peak, Yuhuang peak, is 1545 meters high and locates in east 117.6 degree, north 36.16 degree. The south of Taishan Mountain is higher than the north. Its south foot of mountain begins from Tai'an city and its north foot of mountain stops in Jinan City, the distance between which is 60kms. In Taishan Mountain, the transportation is convenient with the Jinghu railway passing by in the west. In its north is Jinan city, which has another name of spring city. The distance between Taishan Mountain and Qubu is 70kms. Many roads and railways such as Taifei, Taixin, Taining, and Taiji meet in Tai'an city, which just locates in the south of Taishan Mountain.Taishan Mountain is in a superior geographic location with abundant water and thermal resources, and its climate belongs to the warm temperate zone half wetness monsoon climate. As regard to its historic position, in the ancient times, Taishan Mountain is a developed region—— in the lower reaches of the Yellow River. As regard to its cultural position, it is the center of Dongyi culture. In the south foot of Taishan Mountain, there is Da Fenkou culture, and there is Longshan Culture in its north foot, it is the center of Qi and Lu. And its transportation is more superior. Taishan Mountain is in a key position where the railway from central plains to Shandong peninsula meets the railway connecting the south and north of the east coast. There are no hills between Taishan Mountain and the capitals in the ancient times as well as the developed regions. This superior condition helps Taishan Mountain gain the first position among the Five Famous Mountains in China. As a mountainous scenic spot, Taishan Mountain has high values in term of aesthetics and science, especially the aesthetic value, which is the foundation for Taishan Mountain becoming a famous mountain in the history and the world natural and cultural heritage today. For thousands of years, during the process of studying on Taishan Mountain in terms of adoration, taste, religion and science, the people has created extremely abundant and valued Taishan scenic culture. Moreover, in the Taishan scenic culture, the natural scene plays the key role with the literacy scene assisting. The nature and culture penetrate into each other. Here we can see the philosophy, aesthetics and science idea about the harmonious development of Sky, Ground and Human beings. Thereby, either from the point of time or space, Taishan Mountain contains extremely abundant contents with high aesthetic, science and historic value. We can say that Taishan Mountain is the symbol of spiritual culture of China and the unique heritage of the world.
求一篇导游自我介绍词 急
女士们，先生们： 下午好!请允许我代表观光假期旅行社，欢迎各位贵宾来到我们的海滨城市。
我叫，如您愿意也可以叫我。
我是你们在这里停留期间的导游。
今天第一天我们将入住海口泰华大酒店，我的电话是667836。
如您有要事要办，可打电话告知我，我会随时为您效劳。
现在我来告诉各位几件事情，希望能使你们感兴趣： 第一…… 第二…… 第三…… 我相信经过长途旅行之后，这一简短的介绍希望能为你带去一点点愉快和轻松。
我真诚地祝愿各位快乐、万事如意。
我会尽力为各位提供方便。
如有问题，不要客气，请随时提问。
我将随时为各位效劳。
谢谢!各位来宾、各位朋友： 大家好
大家辛苦了
首先让我代表XX旅行社、尤其是我们武汉八百万人民欢迎各位来我们武汉观光游览，我姓周、是XX旅行社的导游，大家叫我“周导”好了，我希望能像我的名一样能为大家提供“周到”的服务；这位是我们的司机刘师傅，今明两天就由刘师傅和我为大家提供服务，我们感到非常荣幸
大家在武汉可以把两颗心交给我们，一颗心——“放心”交给刘师傅，他的车技相当娴熟，大家尽可能放心坐他的车；一颗心——“开心”就交给“周导”我好了
一路上大家有什么问题、有什么要求就尽量提出，我们将尽力满足；最后希望大家在武汉能玩得开心
吃得满意
住得舒适
谢谢各位
查了一下家谱，我正经也是的第七十四代孙子呢，惭愧的是，我没有那么多的学问、伦理提供给大家，但我觉得我还是比更伟大。
您问为什么
那还不是明摆着，孟子他不会说外语呀
他顶多就会说两句地方外语
而他的七十四代孙子不但会说“你哄狗”（日语一词的），还能白活几句“鹦哥利屎”呢（英语一词的）。
能跟大家一齐交流，难道不比孟子更伟大点吗
受孟子DNA的影响我也算是个“当铺的脑袋，杂货铺的肚”，不谦虚的告诉各位，本人除了不懂的——全懂
除了不会的——全会
