帮忙写一段幽默又带有文采的导游自我介绍词 谢谢
风景因您而美丽，旅途有我更精彩。
先问候一下大家：各位亲爱的朋友：大家早上好
咱中国人见面就问您吃了吗
是不是啊，那今儿呢，也不例外，我呢也要先问各位两个简答题：第一个，大家昨晚睡得好吗
（客人一般都答：不好啊„起得太早了„）第二个大家今天早上吃了吗
（客人就会笑答：没吃啊，„„） 哦，不知道原来各位都是我国新增少数民族中的成员啊
你看吧原来我们五十六个民族，但后来呢，据说咱国家又新增了二个少数民族，大家都听过这新闻了吧
都知道是哪两个民族吗
“睡眠不足”和“营养不足”嘛~~（客人大笑„„）~~ 有一首歌曲叫《常回家看看》，有一种渴望叫常出去转转，说白了就是旅游。
在城里呆久了，天天听噪音，吸尾气，忙家务，搞工作，每日里柴米油盐，吃喝拉撒，真可以说操碎了心，磨破了嘴，身板差点没累毁呀 所以我们应该经常出去旅游，转一转比较大的城市，到青山绿水中陶冶情操，到历史名城去开拓眼界，人生最重要的是什么，不是金钱，不是权力，我认为是健康快乐
大家同意吗
（众人会意） 好了。
言归正传啊~首先代表XX旅行社感谢各位的支持与厚爱，同时也对大家的这次黄山之行表示热烈的欢迎。
首先自我介绍一下，我姓X，各位可以直接叫我X导或小X，叫我X导，听了更舒服些，为什么呢
古语有云：百年修得同船渡，千年修得共枕眠，今天我们同吃、同游、同乐还同“居”，哎，怎么就同居了，有些游客问，古时候不就把车叫驹吗
难道我们还不是同居吗
只要你需要我，我会第一时间出现在你面前。
对北京介绍的一篇导游词。
英文200词
Beijing is the birthplace of Chinese Civilization and one of the six ancient capital cities in China.During the last 3000 years it served as a capital for several dynasties.It is the second largest city in China with a population of more than 11 million.Beijing is neither cold in winter nor very hot in summer.The best seasons in Beijing are Spring and Autumn.Beijing is indeed an ideal place to visit all round the year.Temple of Heaven in the southern part of Beijing is China`s largest existing complex of ancient sacrificial buildings.Occupying an area of 273 hectares,it is three times the area of the Forbidden City.It was built in 1420 for emperors to worship Heaven.The principle buildings include the Altar of Prayer for Good Harvests,Imperial Vault of Heaven and Circular Mound Altar.Forbidden City,so called because it was off limits to commoners for 500 years,is the largest and best-preserved cluster of ancient buildings in China.It was home to two dynasties of emperors -the Ming and the Qing - who didnt stray from this pleasure dome unless they absolutely had to.Great Wall of China,Also know n to the Chinese as the 10,000 Li Wall,the Great Wall of China stretches from Shanhaiguan Pass on the east coast to Jiayuguan Pass in the Gobi Desert.Standard histories emphasize the unity of the wall.
导游自我介绍词
各位游客，大家好，欢迎大家来到有着“海滨花园城市”之称的魅力港城秦皇岛旅游，首先请允许我代表xx国际旅行社对大家的到来表示热烈的欢迎，我是大家此行的导游员小x，本人长得个子不高，体型微胖，干了导游多年皮肤没有保养好，人送外号“x黑导”，给开个玩笑，但是小x我虽然人长得黑了些，但是我接下来几天一定会工作周到，让您在秦皇岛吃好，喝好，游好，心情好；这位是我们的司机王师傅，王师傅对秦皇岛的交通状况非常熟悉，人称“秦皇岛的活地图”，王师傅接下来几天的辛勤工作将是我们愉快旅途的重要保证，现在，我提议大家把我们的双手伸出来，把我们的掌声献给我们的王师傅，好谢谢大家。
我们今天的行程是这样的，上午我们将会去孟姜女庙找寻爱情的真谛，去看看孟姜女千里寻夫哭倒八百里长城的故事；接着呢，我们将会去天下第一关，感受那“两京锁钥无双地，万里长城第一关”，感受那闯关东豪迈
下午呢，我们将会去老龙头，去体会那“长城连海水连天，人上高楼百尺巅”的别样心情
基本的套路虽然如此，但是偶然会出现意外的情况，前两天接的一个唐山团，本来车应该8点到山海关，但是因为路上堵车，车12点的时候才到，我想现在游客的心情一定不是很好，我上车后是这样是致欢迎词的： 咱们各位唐山的哥，姐，大家中午好，大家是从早上6点坐车，现在已经做了近6个小时了吧
（先看看大家反映，还好，不是很坏，有几个人搭理了我），大家一路周车劳顿，确实辛苦了，本来咱们车应该8点就到山海关了，我也是从7：30从外面开始等大家,外面尘土飞扬，我也是有些灰头土脸，但是我为大家服务的心却未曾有一点尘埃（先把自己和他们拉到一个水平线上来，征得同情，这事后情况基本好些了），都说旅游看在山海关，咱们今天下午呢就会有一个景点参观孟姜女庙，佛说人世间有108种苦恼，我想我们下午在那里踏过那108阶台阶，定会扫除这些不愉快，我们也会在那里找寻爱情的真谛，也真诚的希望各位爱情之花常开，爱情的道路一番坦途
（表达祝福，情况很大有改观了），导游小杜我也会竭尽我所知，竭尽我所能，为大家讲解山海关的历史，山海关的文化，让大家绝对是不虚此行
（表决心，情况基本没问题了）
急求一篇用英语导游词具体介绍某一景点的范文
介绍长江三峡的导游词Welcome to ChongQing
My name is XXX , and my English name is Shirley. I’m very glad to be your local guide for today’s visit. On behalf of our travel agency, we hope that all of you will feel as good as today’s sunshine and enjoy yourselves here. In the following time we will have a visit on the There Gorges of Yangtze River-one of nature’s most fantastic sights by ship. During the tour if you have any questions or some good ideas please point them out, I’ll try my best to satisfy you. Wish you a wonderful journey! Above all, I’d like to give you a brief introduction of the Three Gorges. The Yangtze Three Gorges is one of the ten most famous tour sites of China , proudly stands at the first place of the best fourteen in China’s hottest scenic spots. Extend about 192 kilometers ,the Three Gorges made up of Qutang Gorge、 Wu Gorge and Xiling Gorge .It starts from Baidi Castle ,Fengjie town in Sichuan Province to Nanjinguan of Yichang City in Hubei province, The gorges vary from 300m at their widest to less than 100m at their narrowest. The three parts of the gorges have their own characteristics. Now, look through the windows, please. This is the first one—Qutang Gorge which wins its fame for grand precipice. The Qutang Gorge is only 8km. It is the smallest and shortest one in the Three Gorges, but its landscape is the most magnificent. The Yangtze River runs very fast here, and it suddenly looks like a thousand of seas poured into one cup. As the ship going on, we have arrived the Wu Gorge which got the name from the Wu Mountain. The Wu Gorge extends about 44km well known for its profound beauty. Traveling in the deep seems like sailing in a nature gallery. Whenever the visitors arrived here, they were all fascinated by the famous 12 peaks of Wu Mountain. The 12 peaks stand thousands of meters high above the water. Their shapes are various and each of them has a reputation based on a beautiful legend . Goddess Peak stands out from the other peaks on the north bank. It is the most beautiful and upright one among them. Look, over there! A huge rock towering among the rosy clouds in the Qingfeng, just looks like a slim and beautiful young lady.It is the Goddess Peak .Every day the Goddess Peak is the first to great the morning sun and the last to bid it farewell.Downsream from the zigzagging Wu Gorge is the Xiling Gorge . The Xiling Gorge starts from Xiangxikou in the west and ends to Nanjinhguan of YiChang in the east.Its total length of 78 kilometers rans the longest in the Three Gorges.The name “Xiling”means “west mountains”in our Chinese becouse it located in the west of Yichang.Xiling Gorge takes on the typical scenery ot the later Three Gorges, and the scene is very splended here. Time flies, our visit is coming to an end and its very difficult for me to say goodbye to you. I highly appreciate your understanding and cooperation. I don’t expect that all of you will remember me, but I really hope that my service is of help to you. Thank you very much and best wishes to you .
谁有纯正的英文导游词呢
就是外国人写的，向游人所做的关于他们自己的景点的介绍
自己写的映像最深刻
英语作文：不少于80单词。
假设你想去应聘一个导游的职位,请做一个自我介绍
Today I am very honored to come to your company to apply for this occupation guide. I used to like traveling very much, so I want to be a tour guide, I also like the occupation. In the university where I learned a lot this knowledge, I think I can be competent for this job. Tour guide must be patient and occupation moral. Perhaps my ability is somewhat insufficient, but I will try, do not live up to the company to my cultivation and trust.望采纳。
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用英语请写一篇导游词，简要介绍一下青岛。
内容如下，1 位于山东省东部。
2 以蓝色的大海和美丽的海滨而...
Qing Dao is located in the east of Shan Dong Province. It is famous as a summer resort for its blue sea and wonderful beach. Every summer, thousands of people from various parts of the world come here to wander, swim and shop. In recent years, this city has changed a great deal, and has played an important role on our foreign trade, which makes the city become an International port.
