关于砀山的搞笑名言
请采纳我的问题 1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。
到下午大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。
” 2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了
” “是啊
”女佣回道。
“亏你还说得出口，你还没有结婚，难道不觉得害羞吗
”女主人再次训。
“我为什么要害羞，女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗
” “可是我怀的是我丈夫的
”女主人生气地反驳。
“我也是啊
”女佣高兴地附和。
3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把口子在后面扣上，可以挡风。
一天他酒后驾驶， 翻了，一头栽在路旁。
警察赶到： 警察甲：好严重的车祸。
警察乙：是啊，脑袋都撞到后面去了。
警察甲：嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。
警察乙：好.....一、二使劲，转回来了。
警察甲：嗯，没有呼吸了....... 4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上，因为时常发生车祸，所以常常有一些鬼故事发生，有一天晚上，有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩，身着白衣的女人向他招手，因为这个司机没有见过鬼，所以大胆的停下来让她上车了，这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼，心里也毛毛的，所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人，开着开着，突然司机发现那个女人不见了
司机吓了一大跳，赶紧踩了一个刹车
只见那个女人满脸是血，表情狰狞。
司机吓的牙直打颤。
突然那女人开口了：“你会不会开车啊
我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……” 5、一个病人去看病，医生检查了他，皱着眉头说：“您病得太严重了，恐怕不会活多久了。
” 病人：“求您告诉我我还能活多久
” 医生：“十……” 病人着急地问：“十什么
十年
十个月十天
” 医生：“十，九，八，七，六，五……” 6、老师：“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗
” 学生：“能，他们都死了。
” 7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱，蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的，蚊子说：“护士，打针的。
”蜣一拍大腿：“缘分呐，我是中药局搓药丸的…” 8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。
夜半，起火，不明原因。
非洲人见状顾不了那么许多，光着身子就跑出去了。
消防员见状惊呼：“我的妈呀
都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快
” 9、一个人想出国考察，但必须得到老总批准。
于是他向老总请示，老总给了他一张字条，上面写着：“Go ahead”。
那人想：“Go ahead=前进，老总是批准了。
”于是他开始打点行李。
一个同事见到了他问：“你在做什啊
”他说：“我准备出国考察，老总批准了，给我写了‘Go ahead’。
” 同事一见条就乐了：“咱们老总根本就没批准
咱老总的英语水平你还不知道，他这是在说去个头
” 10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说：“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言，叫感谢上帝它就跑;叫赞美上帝它才停下。
”农夫将信将疑，他试着喊了一声感谢上帝，那匹马立刻飞奔起来，越跑越快。
一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。
果然，马停下来了。
死里逃生的农夫长出一口气：“感谢上帝………”我打了很久，请采纳1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \\\\oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\\\\ 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \\\\are you pregnant?\\\\ \\\\Yes!\\\\ The maid answered. Export \\\\kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\\\\ The hostess training again. \\\\Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\\\\ \\\\But I conceive is my husband!\\\\ The hostess retorted angrily. \\\\Me too!\\\\ The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \\\\would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\\\\ 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \\\\you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\\\\ Patient: \\\\please tell me how long will I live?\\\\ Doctor: \\\\ten...\\\\ Patient anxiously asked: \\\\what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\\\\ Doctor: \\\\ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\\\\ 6, teacher: \\\\can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\\\\ Student: \\\\yes, they are all dead.\\\\ 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \\\ urse, give or take an injection.\\\\ Qiang a clap a thigh: \\\\the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\\\\ 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \\\\my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\\\\ 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \\\\Go ahead\\\\. The man thought, \\\\Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\\\\ So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \\\\what are you doing?\\\\ He said: \\\\I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\\\\ Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \\\\let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\\\\ 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \\\\this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\\\\ thank god \\\\it ran; called\\\\ praise god \\\\it didn't stop.\\\\ Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \\\\praise god\\\\. Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \\\\thank god.........\\\\I played for a long time, please
谁能提供一篇拳王阿里的英文介绍
Three-time world heavyweight boxing champion Muhammad Ali, known for his lyrical charm and boasts as much as for his powerful fists, has moved far beyond the boxing ring in both influence and purpose. Ali won an Olympic gold medal and later tossed it into a river because he was disgusted by racism in America. As a young man he was recruited by Malcolm X to join the Nation of Islam. He refused to serve in Vietnam--a professional fighter willing to serve time in jail for his pacifist ideals. He has contributed to countless, diverse charities and causes. And his later years have found him interested in world politics as he has battled to keep Parkinson's disease at bay. Muhammad Ali was born Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr., on January 17, 1942, and was raised in a clapboard house at 3302 Grand Avenue in middle-class Louisville, Kentucky. He began boxing at the age of 12. A white Louisville patrolman named Joe Martin, who had an early television show called Tomorrow's Champions, started Ali working out in Louisville's Columbia Gym, but it was a black trainer named Fred Stoner who taught Ali the science of boxing. Stoner taught him to move with the grace of a dancer, and impressed upon him the subtle skills necessary to move beyond good and into the realm of great. After winning an Olympic gold medal at 18, Ali signed the most lucrative contract--a 50-50 split--negotiated by a beginning professional in the history ofboxing, with a 12-member group of millionaires called the Louisville Sponsoring Group. Later, he worked his way into contention for the coveted heavyweight title shot by boasting and creating media interest at a time when, by his own admission, he was only ranked number nine on the list of contenders. Even from the beginning, it was clear that Ali was his own man--quick, strong-willed, original, and witty. In 1961 he told Sports Illustrated's Gilbert Rogin, Boxing is dying because everybody's so quiet.... What boxing needs is more ... Clays. Ali knew that his rhymes and press-grabbing claims would infuse more interest and more money into the sport of boxing, and he was his own best public relations man. In February of 1964 he told readers of Sports Illustrated, If I were like a lot of ... heavyweight boxers ... you wouldn't be reading this story right now. If you wonder what the difference between them and me is, I'll break the news: you never heard of them. I'm not saying they're not good boxers. Most of them ... can fight almost as good as I can. I'm just saying you never heard of them. And the reason for that is because they cannot throw the jive. Cassius Clay is a boxer who can throw the jive better than anybody. The following month Ali--then still Cassius Clay--fought Sonny Liston in a match of classic contenders for the heavyweight championship of the world. The Miami fight almost single-handedly restored intelligence and balance to boxing. Cassius Clay had been chanting the war cry Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee for weeks; he beat Liston in a display of beautiful, controlled boxing. Liston could hit with deadly power, but Ali utilized his skills and courage with forethought and aplomb. He won the fight to become heavyweight champion of the world. At the tender age of 22 Ali knew that he was something above and beyond a great boxer: He had marketing sense, political finesse, and a feeling of noble purpose. Throughout his career and life, Ali has always professed to want to help other black Americans--and he has, time and time again. When he returned from Italy, having just won an Olympic gold medal, he was so proud of his trophy that he wore it day and night and showed it to everyone, whether they wanted to see it or not. In the Philadelphia Inquirer Ali's first wife remembered him saying I was young, black Cassius Marcellus Clay, who had won a gold medal for his country. I went to downtown Louisville to a five-and-dime store that had a soda fountain. I sat down at the counter to order a burger and soda pop. The waitress looked at me.... 'Sorry, we don't serve coloreds,' she said. I was furious. I went all the way to Italy to represent my country, won a gold medal, and now I come back to America and can't even get served at a five-and-dime store. I went to a bridge, tore the medal off my neck and threw it into the river. That gold medal didn't mean a thing to me if my black brothers and sisters were treated wrong in a country I was supposed to represent. While in Miami, at the age of 21, Ali was inspired by human rights activist Malcolm X to become a member of the Muslim faith. The following year Malcolm X said of Ali, as was quoted by Houston Horn in Sports Illustrated, [He] will mean more to his people than any athlete before him. He is more than [first black major-league baseball player] Jackie Robinson was, because Robinson is the white man's hero. But Cassius is the black man's hero. Do you know why? Because the white press wanted him to lose [his heavyweight championship bout] ... because he is a Muslim. You notice nobody cares about the religion of other athletes. But their prejudice against Clay blinded them to his ability. Twelve years later, on Face The Nation, Ali said We don't have Black Muslims, that's a press word. We have white brothers, we have brown, red, and yellow, all colors can be Muslims.... I'm looking for peace one day with all people. Cassius Clay, Jr., was given the name Muhammad Ali by Muslim patriarch Elijah Muhammad; it was not just a name, but a title meaning beloved of Allah, deity of the Muslim faith. Ali retained his world heavyweight champion title in June of 1965 by again knocking out Sonny Liston, this time with a stunning right-hand punch to the side of the head. The knock-out blow was thrown with the astounding speed that separated Ali from other heavyweights; it had sufficient force to lift Liston's left foot-- upon which most of his weight was resting--clear off the canvas. As a Muslim and thus, a conscientious objector, Muhammad Ali refused to even consider going to Vietnam in 1966; a tremendous public outcry erupted against him. According to Jack Olsen in Sports Illustrated, The governor of Illinois found Clay 'disgusting,' and the governor of Maine said Clay 'should be held in utter contempt by every patriotic American.' An American Legion post in Miami asked people to 'join in condemnation of this unpatriotic, loudmouthed, bombastic individual.' The Chicago Tribune waged a choleric campaign against holding the next Clay fight in Chicago.... The noise became a din, the drumbeats of a holy war. TV and radio commentators, little old ladies ... bookmakers, and parish priests, armchair strategists at the Pentagon and politicians all over the place joined in a crescendo of get-Cassius clamor. Although Ali had not been charged or arrested for violating the Selective Service Act--much less convicted--the New York State Athletic Commission and World Boxing Association suspended his boxing license and stripped him of his heavyweight title in May of 1967, minutes after he officially announced that he would not submit to induction. Ali said to Sports Illustrated contributor Edwin Shrake, I'm giving up my title, my wealth, maybe my future. Many great men have been tested for their religious beliefs. If I pass this test, I'll come out stronger than ever. Eventually Ali was sentenced to five years in prison, released on appeal, and his conviction overturned three years later. In November of 1970 Ali fought Jerry Quarry in Atlanta. His victory was a symbol of release and freedom to the 5,000 people watching the fight; Ali had personally survived his vilification by much of the American public, but more, he had reclaimed his professional reputation and prominence. Four months later Ali had the world as his audience when he went up against Joe Frazier in New York. There he fell from invincibility; suddenly Frazier reigned as heavyweight champ. Man, I hit him with punches that'd bring down the walls of a city, Frazier said to Mark Kram in Sports Illustrated. Ali responded, It was like death. Closest thing to dyin' that I know of. Ali regained his title as world heavyweight champion in 1974 after defeating George Foreman in a bout staged in Zaire. Ali fought Frazier twice more, once in 1974 and again in 1975. Ali won both matches and secured his title. Taking time to reflect on the tumult of his fifteen-year boxing career, Ali co-wrote his autobiography--characteristically titled The Greatest--My Own Story--in 1975. In 1982 Dr. Dennis Cope, director of the Medical Ambulatory Care Center at the University of California, Los Angeles, began treating Ali for Parkinson's syndrome; Cope and colleague Dr. Stanley Fahn later theorized in the Chicago Tribune that Ali was suffering, more precisely, from Pugilistic Parkinsonism, brought on by repetitive trauma to the head--and that only an autopsy could confirm their suspicions. After losing a 1980 title bout to Larry Holmes, Ali had exhibited sluggishness and was misdiagnosed as having a thyroid condition; he was given a thyroid hormone. When Dr. Cope made the connection between Ali's decreasing motor skills and Parkinson's disease, he prescribed Sinemet (L-dopa). Ali was shortly restored to his previous level of energy and awareness; as long as he took his medication regularly, he was able to keep the disease in check. In 1988 Ali told New York Times Magazine contributor Peter Tauber: I've got Parkinson's syndrome. I'm in no pain.... If I was in perfect health--if I had won my last two fights--if I had no problem, people would be afraid of me. Now they feel sorry for me. They thought I was Superman. Now they can say 'He's human, like us. He has problems.' In 1984 another of Ali's medical confidantes, Dr. Martin D. Ecker, ventured in the Boston Globe that Ali should have quit boxing long before he finally did--for the second and final time--in 1981 after losing to Trevor Berbick. His bout with Berbick was his 61st and final fight. By then Ali had been showing signs of neurological damage for over a year. Ali's former doctor, Dr. Ferdie Pacheco, told the fighter to quit in 1977 when he first saw signs of Ali's reflexes slowing down. Seven years later, Pacheco, a consultant and boxing commentator for NBC-TV, explained to Betsy Lehman in the Boston Globe why he feels Ali didn't quit boxing in 1977: The most virulent infection in the human race is the standing ovation. Once you've seen that, you can't get off the stage. Once you feel that recognition ... the roar of 50,000 people, you just don't want to give it up. When Ali initially surrendered his title in 1979, he was paid $250,000 to quit, but he eventually returned to his sport, perhaps as Pacheco suggested, because the recognition had become habit-forming. Toward the end of Ali's boxing career, and afterward, his ambitions took a decided turn toward statesmanship. In 1980 he cast his lot with the Democratic Party, supporting then-Presidential candidate Jimmy Carter. In August of that year, while in intense training for the Holmes fight, he found time to work the floor of the Democratic National Convention in New York City. He also functioned as something of a diplomat in February of 1985 when he attempted to secure the release of four kidnapped Americans in Lebanon; unfortunately, he and his three advisers were not successful. During his career in the ring Ali made more than $50 million, two thirds of wwent to managerial expenses and taxes. He said to New York Times Magazine contributor Tauber in 1988, I never talk about boxing. It just served its purpose. I was only about 11 or 12 years old when I said 'I'm gonna get famous so I can help my people.' Indicating his continuing desire to help people, in 1990 Ali visited Our Children's Foundation, Inc., on Manhattan's 125th Street. According to Bill Gallo in the New York Daily News, he addressed the children there, saying, The sun has a purpose. The moon has a purpose. The snow has a purpose. Cows have a purpose. You were born for a purpose. You have to find your purpose. Go to school. Learn to read and write.... What is your purpose, your occupation? Find your purpose.... What do you have to find? Purpose!, they shouted gleefully in unison. True to form, one of Ali's favored inscriptions when signing autographs is Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. Although Parkinson's syndrome has slowed Ali down, he still remain active--raising money for the Muhammad Ali Foundation and frequently appearing at sports tributes and fund-raisers. Muhammad's wife Lonnie believes Muhammad knows he has this illness for a reason. It's not by chance. Parkinson's disease has made him a more spiritual person. Muhammad believes God gave it to him to bring him to another level, to create another destiny. she stated in People. During the 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta, 3.5 billion people watched on television as three-time heavyweight champion Muhammad Ali slowly ascended the stadium steps with trembling hands to ignite the Olympic Flame. Everyone was deeply touched, however, No one was more moved than Ali himself. He kept turning it [the torch] in his hands and looking at it. He knows now that people won't slight his message because of his impairment. said his wife Lonnie in People. Muhammad has been blessed to meet with important dignitaries, including with President Clinton, Queen Elizabeth II, Nelson Mandela, and Pope John Paul II. His travels are his main source of income--charging as much as $200,000 for appearances. He usually travels 275 days out of the year. Although he enjoys his missionary work and public appearances, Ali's greatest pleasure is when he is at home in Berrien Springs, Michigan with his family--wife Yolanda and his adopted son Asaad Amin. In Berrien Springs, he lives a modest life in a house at the end of the road on an old farm. He has a pool and a pond and a security gate with an intercom. According to Kim Forburger, Ali's assistant, He's the only man I know where the kids come to the gate and say 'Can Muhammad come out and play?' When asked if he has any regrets, Ali responds, My children, I never got to raise them because I was always boxing and because of divorce, he said in People. When asked whether he is sorry he ever got into the ring, he responded, If I wasn't a boxer, I wouldn't be famous. If I wasn't famous, I wouldn't be able to do what I'm doing now. 这篇短点: Muhammad Ali Boxer, born in Louisville, Kentucky, USA. As an amateur boxer (1954–60), winning 100 of 108 matches, he became the 1960 Olympic light-heavyweight champion. Financed by a group of Louisville businessmen, he turned professional, and by 1963 had won his first 19 fights. He won the world heavyweight title in 1964, defeating the purportedly invincible Sonny Liston when he retired at the end of the sixth round. At that time he joined the Black Muslims and adopted the name Muhammad Ali. After defending the championship nine times within two years, in 1967 he refused to be drafted into the army on religious grounds, and was stripped of his title and barred from the ring. His action earned him both respect and anger from different quarters, but he did not box for three-and-a-half years; he took his case to the Supreme Court and had his boxing licence restored in 1970. In 1971 he was beaten by Joe Frazier, but beat him in 1974 in Zaire, and went on to meet George Foreman later that year, knocking him out in eight rounds to regain his title. He was beaten by Leon Spinks in a split decision (Feb 1978), but regained the title the same year - the first man to win the world heavyweight title three times. Famous for his flamboyant manner, his boasting predictions of which round he would defeat his opponent, and his doggerel verse (‘float like a butterfly, sting like a bee’), he was also recognized as one of the all-time great boxers with his quick jab and footwork. His slogan ‘I am the greatest’ became a catch phrase. He compiled a career record of 56 wins, five losses, with 37 knockouts, before retiring in 1981. During the 1960s and 1970s he was arguably the best-known individual in the entire world due not only to his controversial career but also to his travels and deliberate reaching out to the Third World. Ali was President Carter's special envoy to Africa in 1980 (attempting to persuade nations to boycott the Olympics). He has starred in two films, The Greatest (1976) and Freedom Road (1978), and an Oscar-winning documentary film, When We Were Kings, recounting the 1974 Ali v. Foreman fight, appeared in 1996. Ali retired in 1981, and during that decade it was revealed that he was suffering from a form of Parkinson's disease. He was an almost universal choice as the 20th-century's most important sportsman, and at the end of 1999 was voted BBC Sports Personality of the Century. In 2005 he attended the opening of the Muhammad Ali Center in Louisville, KY, and also that year was honoured with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
求杰森斯坦森的《Revolver》中的台词
回答补充：晕，早说嘛。
虽然看得懂，可是这翻译起来实在太麻烦了，抱歉。
Jake Green: There is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists, until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning. The only reason you suffer the shitty puss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. Fear or revere me, but please, think I'm special. We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The hip-hip-hoo-fuckin' rah. Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on you crazy diamond, because we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Macha: So how exactly did this one manage to disarm and overpower a four-time national bodybuilding champion? Drag him half a block, throw him over six-foot wall, and then fed him to his own gun?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[first lines]Jake Green: One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every game and con there's always an opponent, and there's always a victim. The trick is to know when you're the latter, so you can become the former.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jake Green: [Mr. Green in the elevator, after being convinced by his friends not to take the stairs] Now I've got to spend the next two minutes, shaking... and sweating... like a crack whore looking for a fix... Should have taken the stairs... cause it's getting very... very tight in here.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Zach: Did you get anything from the old lady?Jake Green: No.Zach: Did you get anything from Horwitz?Jake Green: No.Zach: Why not?Jake Green: Because he didn't have it.Zach: Listen, pal. Either he pays or you pay.Jake Green: I pay anyway.Zach: Don't be a smartass.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jake Green: Oh, I know you're still there... cause I can feel you dying. I can hear you tapping me... for a little nutrition. Now who's looking for a fix? It gets a little tight in here, do you? Well, you're not wrong... cause the walls are moving in. No food here. Not today, sunshine. My eyes are open and the restaurant's closed. Jog on. Slide off. Find someone else to fill your pipe. Someone, who won't see you coming... or know, when you're there.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Avi: The greatest con, that he ever pulled... was making you believe... that he is you.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jake Green: I am rich. Seriously fucking rich.Jake Green: Now I'm richer. A lot fucking richer.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Macha: What? He missed? Sorter never fucking misses.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Macha: What is this? Where were security?French Paul: They gased them. We found them tied up.French Paul: 12-tone permanent Eagle Safe, Mister D. It was impossible to break into.Macha: Well, it wasn't fucking impossible to move, now, was it, Paul?Macha: What did anyone take it for? We don't even use that safe, do we, Paul?Macha: Paul?French Paul: Not usually, no.French Paul: Sam Gold's powder was in that. Came in yesterday.Macha: No, Paul. You're wrong.Macha: Try again.Macha: You stupid motherfucker.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jake Green: Very funny, George. This one will make you laugh.[shoots George in the foot]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Macha: Jesus Paul! Why don't you just fucking rape me?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Macha: [to French Paul] Look at me! Does it look like i care about the consequences? Fuck him!Lord John: [in subtitles, to Fat Dan] Fuck him!Macha: Fuck the consequences!Lord John: Fuck the consequences!Macha: Fuck them all!Lord John: Fuck them all!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sorter: Ch-check she's dead[calmly said to colleague after shooting an assassin in the neck, and then walking off to take care of the driver]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jake Green: The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[last lines]Avi: Checkmate.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Macha: The consequences can... kiss... my... black... ass!
小升初介绍自己
恩，这就考验人了。
既然希望一鸣惊人，你就得自己想啊。
你首先得给人印象分，然后再去找些英文幽默滴或名言之类的话来套用，形成自己的介绍稿，显得有深度。
表情很重要。
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在哈佛期间，盖茨为第一台微型计算机－MITSAltair开发了BASIC编程语言。
BASIC语言是John Kemeny和Thomas Kurtz于六十年代中期在Dartmouth学院开发的一种计算机语言。
三年级时，盖茨从哈佛退学，全身心投入其与童年伙伴Paul Allen一起于1975年组建的微软公司。
他们深信个人计算机将是每一部办公桌面系统以及每一家庭的非常有价值的工具，并为这一信念所指引，开始为个人计算机开发软件。
盖茨有关个人计算机的远见和洞察力一直是微软公司和软件业界成功的关键。
盖茨积极地参与微软公司的关键管理和战略性决策，并在新产品的技术开发中发挥着重要的作用。
他的相当一部分时间用于会见客户和通过电子邮件与微软公司的全球雇员保持接触。
在盖茨的领导下，微软的使命是不断地提高和改进软件技术，并使人们更加轻松、更经济有效而且更有趣味地使用计算机。
微软公司拥有长期的发展战略，这一点可以从本财政年度26亿美元的研究与开发投资中得到反映。
1995年，盖茨编写了《未来之路书》，在书中，他认为信息技术将带动社会的进步。
该书的作者还包括微软公司首席技术官Nathan Myhrvold以及PeterRinearson，它在《纽约时报》的最畅销书排名中连续7周位列第一，并在榜上停留了18周之久。
《未来之路》在20多个国家出版，仅在中国就售出40多万册。
1996年，为充分利用Internet所带来的新的商机，盖茨对微软进行了战略调整，同时，他又全面修订了《未来之路》，在新版本中，他认为交互式网络是人类通讯历史上一个主要里程碑。
再版平装本同样荣登最畅销排行榜。
盖茨将其稿费收入捐给了一个非盈利基金，用于支持全世界将计算机与教学相结合的教师。
除计算机情结之外，盖茨对生物技术也很感兴趣。
他是ICOS公司的董事会成员以及英国Chiroscience集团及其位于华盛顿州的全资子公司-ChiroscienceR&D公司?前身是DarwinMolecular）的股东。
他还创立了Corbis公司，该公司正在开发全球最大的可视化信息资源之一，提供全球公共与私人收藏的艺术和摄影作品的综合性数字文档。
盖茨还与蜂窝电话的先驱者CraigMcCaw共同投资了Teledesic公司，该公司雄心勃勃地计划发射数百个近地轨道卫星，为全世界提供双向宽带电信服务。
在微软公司上市的12年时间里，盖茨已向慈善机构捐献8亿多美元，包括向盖茨图书馆基金会捐赠2亿美元，以帮助北美的各大图书馆更好地利用信息时代带来的各种新技术。
1994年，盖茨创立了William H.Gates基金会，该基金会赞助了一系列盖茨本人及其家庭感兴趣的活动。
盖茨捐献的四个重点领域是：教育、世界公共卫生和人口问题、非赢利的公众艺术机构以及一个地区性的投资计划-Puget Sound。
盖茨1994年1月1日与Melinda French Gates结婚，他们有一个孩子Jennifer Katharine Gates,1996年出生。
盖茨是一个读书迷，而且很喜欢打高尔夫和桥牌。
比尔·盖茨名言 （1）生活是不公平的，要去适应它； （2）这世界在你有成就前不会在意你的自尊； （3）高中毕业别指望拥有太多； （4）在有老板前别认为你老板严厉，而老板是没有任期限制的； （5）烙牛肉饼不会有损你的尊严； （6）你的困境不是你父母的过错； （7）你的父母一直为你付帐单才变成现在的乏味； （8）你的学校可能不分优等生和劣等生，但这与现实生活没有任何相似之处； （9）生活中你没有暑假可以休息，也无人帮你发现自我； （10）电视不是真实的生活； （11）善待乏味的人，你可能会为一个乏味的人工作。
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求2009北京英语高考新增101个词汇的精确中文翻译
应该是这些吧1. aboard adv.在船(飞机、车)上, 上船(飞机、车)prep.在(船、飞机、车)上, 上(船、飞机、车)2. absoluteadj.绝对的；完全的；无条件的3. accentn.重音, 口音, 重音符4. acquire vt.获得, 学到5. activityn.活跃, 活动性, 行动, 行为6. adjustvt.调整；调节；使适合；使适应；核算7. adolescentadj.青年期的, 青春期的8. alikeadj.相同的, 相似的adv.以同样的方式, 类似于9. ambulancen.战时流动医院, 救护车10. appealn.请求, 呼吁, 上诉, 吸引力, 要求vi.求助, 诉请, 要求11. appetiten.食欲, 胃口, 欲望, 爱好12. appropriateadj.适当的13. arisevi.出现, 发生, 起因于14. artificialadj.人造的, 假的, 非原产地的假的, 虚伪的, 矫揉造作的, 不自然的武断的, 随意决定的15. assessvt.估定, 评定16. assistv.援助, 帮助17. authorityn.权威, 威信, 权威人士, 权力, 职权, 典据, 著作权威18. automaticn.自动机械adj.自动的, 无意识的, 机械的19. barriern.(阻碍通道的)障碍物, 栅栏, 屏障20. basementn.地下室, 墙脚21. brochure n.小册子22. campaignn.[军]战役, (政治或商业性)活动, 竞选运动vi.参加活动, 从事活动, 作战23. cataloguen.目录24. cautiousadj.谨慎的, 小心的25. chopsticksn.筷子26. circumstancen.环境, 详情, 境况27. civilizationn.文明, 文化, 文明社会 文明, 一个著名游戏的名称28. classifyvt.分类, 分等29. clickv.发出滴答声,正相吻合； 一见如故； 一拍即合， (男女)一见钟情n.滴答声30. colleaguen.同事， 同行， 同仁31. commandn.命令, 掌握, 司令部v.命令, 指挥, 克制, 支配, 博得, 俯临32. comprehensionn.理解；领悟；了解；理解力；阅读能力33. concept34. concludev.结束, 终止, 决定, 作出结论vt.推断, 断定, 缔结, 议定35. conservationn.保存, 保持, 守恒36. considerateadj.对...关心爱护的， 体贴的； 会照顾的（of）37. consultv.（常与with连用）商量, 商议, 请教, 参考, 考虑38. contraryadj.相反的, 逆的, <口语>执拗n.反面adv.相反地39. datan.资料；材料40. decade n.十年, 十年期间41. dentist n.牙科医生;注水泥工42. dessertn. 甜食，甜点心 43. dinosaurn.恐龙44. dismissvt.解散, 下课, 开除, 解职, 使(或让)离开vi.解散45. distributevt.分发, 分配, 散布, 分布, 分类, 分区v.分发46. divorce47. dustbin n. 垃圾箱48. enterprisen.企业, 事业, 计划, 事业心, 进取心, 干事业49. enthusiasticadj.热心的, 热情的; 热烈的50. evolutionn.进化；演化；发展51. exposevt.使暴露, 受到, 使曝光v.揭露52. flexibleadj.柔韧性, 易曲的, 灵活的, 柔软的, 能变形的, 可通融的53. gratefula. 感谢的, 感激的, 令人快意的, 受欢迎的54. guaranteen.保证, 保证书, 担保, 抵押品vt.保证, 担保55. jewelleryn. 宝石, 贵重饰物, 珠宝, 宝石饰物, 受珍视的人\\\/物, 宝贝, 有价值的人\\\/物56. jogn.轻推, 轻撞, 漫步v.轻推, (使)蹒跚行进, (使)慢跑57. matureadj.成熟的, 到期的, 充分考虑的, (票据等)到期的vt.使成熟vi.成熟, 到期58. minusadj.负的, 减的prep.减去n.负数59. mudn.泥；泥泞60. negotiatev.(与某人)商议, 谈判, 磋商, ,买卖, 让渡(支票、债券等), 通过, 越过61. networkn.网络, 网状物, 广播网62. optionaladj.可选择的, 随意的63. outputn. 产量；产品〈计〉输出64. overlookvt.俯瞰, 耸出, 远眺, 没注意到,放任; 宽容n.眺望, 俯瞰中的景色65. pandan.熊猫, 黑白相间的熊类66. permanentadj.永久的；不变的；耐久的67. plusprep.加上adj.正的, 加的68. postponevt.推迟, 使延期, 延迟69. preservevt.保护, 保持, 保存, 保藏vi.做蜜饯, 禁猎n.蜜饯, 果酱, 禁猎地, 禁区, 防护物70. previousadj.在前的, 早先的adv.在...以前,返回上一级菜单71. psychologyn.心理学, 心理状态72. qualificationn.资格, 条件, 限制, 限定, 赋予资格73. rareadj.稀罕的, 杰出的, 珍贵的, (肉类)半熟的adv.非常74. receiptn.收条, 收据, 收到v.收到75. representativen.代表adj.典型的, 有代表性的76. ridiculousadj.可笑的,滑稽的;荒谬的77. robotn.机器人;没有思想、行动机械的人78. routinen.例行公事, 常规, 日常事务, 程序；平淡的；乏味的79. sceneryn.风景, 景色80. sealn.封铅, 封条, 印, 图章, 密封vt.封, 密封n.海豹, 海豹毛皮81. securityn.安全;确信; 安心;保护, 防御; 防御物82. severeadj.严厉的, 严格的, 剧烈的, 严重的, 严峻的, 朴素的；不加修饰的83. sharkn.[鱼]鲨鱼, 骗子<俚>内行, 专家v.敲诈84. skin.滑雪橇vi.滑雪85. skipv.跳, 蹦, 急速改变, 跳读, 遗漏, 跳跃n.跳跃86. souvenirn.纪念物，纪念品87. superiorn.长者, 高手, 上级adj.较高的, 上级的, 上好的, 出众的, 高傲的88. surgeonn.外科医生89. suspectn.嫌疑犯adj.令人怀疑的, 不可信的, 可疑的v.怀疑, 猜想, 对...有所觉察90. sweatn.汗v.(使)出汗91. thoroughadj.十分的, 彻底的,细心的；认真的；周到的92. undertakevt.承担, 担任, 许诺, 保证v.采取93. urgevt.催促, 力劝n.强烈欲望, 迫切要求v.促进94. validadj.[律]有效的, 有根据的, 正当的, 正确的95. visualadj.看的, 视觉的, 形象的, 栩栩如生的96. vividadj.生动的, 鲜明的, 鲜艳的, 大胆的, 清晰的, 活泼的, 逼真的97. vocabularyn.词汇, 词汇量, 词表98. walletn.皮夹, 钱夹, 钓鱼带99. wandervi.漫步, 徘徊, 迷路, 迷失方向, 离题, 精神恍惚100. whalen.鲸；庞然大物101. wisdomn.智慧, 明智的行为, 学识, 名言, 贤人, 至理名言
