1、同桌总是第一个发现你的.喜怒哀乐，然后逼你招出真相。
2、同桌可以一枝笔不带，然后向你侵略。
3、同桌可以和你在上课时、和你顶风做案说悄悄话。
4、同桌可以无聊到在一张桌子传纸条。
5、同桌会在你拉她去WC时训你一顿，再陪你去。
6、在老师提问你时，同桌会在纸上写下答案，你看不懂、她比你更急。
7、老班提你背书时、同桌会冒着杀头地危险爬在桌上小声提示你。
8、同桌总是习惯性的向你伸手要纸。
9、和同桌共同抄过一个人的做业、她骂你抄的慢。
10、同桌会在别人欺负你时大叫：敢欺负我同位，我去欺负你同位。
11、你和同桌的共同财产就是那几枝笔。
12、同桌睡觉时会叮嘱你：老师来了叫醒我。
13、同桌会在你捣乱时、使劲锤你：“班主任在窗户外边”。
14、同桌总是把脚搭在你凳子上拍她的裤腿脚、或是系鞋带。
15、同桌会在你渴时留半瓶水给你。
16、同桌会在老师发作业时，帮你把作业本拿下来。
17、同桌会在你上课玩手机时帮你放风、时不时吓你一下。
18、同桌出去时会伸手向你要镜子和梳子。
篇一、我的同桌
Jenny is my desk-mate. She is a hard-working girl. When she was twelve years old, she won the first in a city-wide poetry recitation contest. Now she is chairman of the Student Union in our school. She gives us the impression that her ability to express her ideas is excellent. In spare time, she likes to carry a book .with her and writes down what she sees and hears. She's such a lovely girl that I enjoy talking with her to share her ideas.
篇二、我的同桌
My desk-mate is a pretty girl.The clearest characteristic of hers is the smile on her face.Any time you meet her,she will give you a sweet smile that is just like spring wind. When she does something good, she might as well smile.And even when she is wronged or criticized, she will smile away it.What a happy girl she is
我的同桌是一个秀气的小姑娘。她最大的特点就是爱笑。无论你什么时候碰到她，她都会像春风般朝你甜甜一笑，做了好事也是微微笑笑。即使受了委屈，挨了批评也只是一笑而过。她真是一个快乐的人。
