money is not everything. there‘s mastercard visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
one should love animals. they are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
save water. shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. (老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈)
children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的'小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来,所以还是再睡一会吧.
there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
when two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?!谁了解女人？
the nice women are ugly.
好女人不漂亮。
the beautiful women are not nice.
漂亮女人不好。
the beautiful and nice women are general stupid.
又漂亮又好的女人一般都很愚蠢。
the beautiful, nice and clever women are married.
又漂亮又好又不愚蠢的女人都结婚了。
the women who are not so beautiful but are nice women are born in poverty.
不是很漂亮但是很好的女人都出身贫寒。
the women who are not so beautiful but are nice women born in noble think we areonly after their lordliness.
不是很漂亮但是很好又出身高贵的女人会认为我们看上的是他们的权势。
the beautiful women without lordliness are after our lordliness.
而没有权势但是很漂亮的女人看上的是我们的权势。
com the clever women, who are not so nice and somewhat beautiful don‘t think we are clever enough.
1, the fish that you can not see me because I said that water in the water I can feel that you because you are in my heart (that too many people)
2, each waiting for a good night I cried unable to (do not feel too weak)
3, NO ENGLISH THANK YOU!
4, can not help, thank you do not have to tell me
5, Youji gracious Feng Yue,
UNITA language deep soft ears.
Once separated from Dengxian light.
My heart still Sihuo,
Italy has Rubing-Jun. (Very good, but not really to my mind a classic)
6, motive (which is famous? Or poetry)
7, remember that remember, to forget the forgotten. Change can change, accept the unacceptable. (We do not feel this good? )
8, and stars last night last night wind,
Painting floor Xipanguitang East,
Cai-feng Shuangfei body without wings,
Xin Yi Diantong have Lingxi.1、鱼说你看不到我因为我在水里 水说我能感觉到你因为你在我心中（说的人太多了）
2、每一个等待的夜里我哭的好无力（不要感觉太弱的`）
3、NO ENGLISH THANK YOU！
4、帮不到，谢谢就不用告诉我了
5、犹记殷勤风月事，
耳边软语深盟。
一朝离别等闲轻。
我心仍似火，
君意已如冰。 （挺不错，但真的还没到我心中的经典）
6、用心（这是名言吗？或是诗词？）
7、记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能接受的。（大家不觉得这个不错吗？）
8、昨夜星辰昨夜风,
画楼西畔桂堂东,
身无彩凤双飞翼,
心有灵犀一点通.
1、Li laid Qianxian States and the home,broke into the diligence by the extravagance.--Li Shangyin
2、Pa Zugu body from the River,to more than 100 descendants of the city down.To do after the success of luxury,Yile an understanding with double trouble--Wang Anshi
3、Chi is more to.To read more gentleman is improving wealth,Wang Road speed problem.--Sima Guang
4、Extravagance from the Wangqu Gou,ambition Belcher shame;one from Jianyue,while others do not seek,in their well-deserved,it can also raise gas.--Luo as
5、Half Fentiao still cherish the public objects Yizhen.I could not understand all health Zhongqu,anti-Ms that were to be fine.--Hsu Te-li
6、To complete their domination by the wealth of the people will never be out of the fair.--Democritus
7、Who live frugally on weekdays,in poverty,it is easy to tide over their difficulties,who at the luxurious luxury in rich,poor,Jihan will die.--Saadi
8、As always with the luxury pornography,obscenity always follow luxury.--Montesquieu
9、The inevitable consequences of luxury-the disintegration of morals-in turn,has caused interesting corruption.--Rousseau
10、The purpose of the ceremonial role in making this change was the Wangeng flexibility so that people can change the temperament moderate,so that he respected Others,and others with them.--John Locke
11、Shin-Ying,pro-such as brothers;Ying Wu Qi,Ge soldiers in harm.--Guan Zhong
12、World,there are a brave,not frightened of Curan Council,plus it is not without anger.--Sushi
13、We should not pay attention to their words to hurt other comrades,but when others use the language of self-inflicted injury,Should also Shoude Qi.--Liu Shaoqi
14、Courtesy of the golden key to human coexistence.--Song Su,Kyrgyzstan
15、Qishixiongxiong speech,the words may not be justified.--Saadi
