Im just saying, how do we know its an Ice age?
Because of all the ice.
Well, things just got a little chillier.
Help. Help.
Come on, kids, lets go.
The traffics moving.
But, but, but, Dad.
No buts. You can play extinction later.
OK. Come on, guys.
So, wheres Eddie?
He said he was on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough.
Really?
Im flying.
Some breakthrough.
- Look out.
- Youre going the wrong way.
Crazy mammoth.
Do the world a favor.
Move your issues off the road.
If my trunk was that small,
I wouldnt draw attention to myself, pal.
Give me a break.
Weve been waddling all day.
Go ahead.
Follow the crowd.
Itll be quieter when youre gone.
Come on.
If he wants to freeze to death, let him.
Im up.
Im up.
Rise and shine, everybody.
Huh?
Zak?
Marshall?
Bertie?
Uncle Fungus?
Where is everybody?
Come on, guys,
were gonna miss the migration.
They left without me.
They do this every year.
Why?
Doesnt anyone love me?
Isnt there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?
All right, Ill just go by myself.
Wide body, kerb it next time.
Oh, jeez. Yuck.
I cant believe it.
Fresh wild greens.
Frank, where did you ever...?
- Go ahead. Dig in.
- A dandelion.
- I thought the frost wiped em all out.
- All but one.
It makes me so... I wanna... Yuck.
This has definitely not been my day.
You know what Im saying, buddy?
What a mess.
You rhinos have tiny brains.
Did you know that?
Its just a fact.
No offence.
You probably didnt even know what Im talking about.
A dandelion. Must be the last one of the season.
- Carl.
- Easy, Frank.
He ruined our salad.
My mistake.
That was my mistake.
Let me...
No, no, seriously, let me take care of this.
What is this?
Pine cones.
Oh, my goodness.
Theyre my favorite.
Thats good eating.
But dont let me hog them all up.
Here, you have some.
Tasty, isnt it?
Bon appetit.
Now?
- Just pretend that Im not here.
- I wanted to hit him at full speed.
- Thats OK. Well have some fun with him.
- Dont let them impale me.
I wanna live.
- Get off me.
- Come on, youre making a scene.
Well just take our furry pineta and go.
If its not them today, its someone else tomorrow.
Well, Id rather it not be today. OK?
Well break your neck so you dont feel a thing.
Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians.
- An excellent point.
- Shut up.
Who says were gonna eat him after we kill him?
I dont like animals that kill for pleasure.
- Save it for a mammal that cares.
- Im a mammal that cares.
OK, if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of ya, you get the sloth.
Thats right, you losers.
You take one step and youre dead.
- You were bluffing, huh?
- Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff.
Get him.
A dandelion?
We did it.
- You have beautiful eyes.
- Get off my face.
Whoa, we make a great team.
What do you say we head south together?
Great. Jump on my back and relax the whole way.
- Wow, really?
- No.
Wait, arent you going south?
The change of seasons, migration instincts.
- Any of this a-ringing a bell?
- I guess not. Bye.
OK, then.
Thanks for the help.
I can take it from here.
You overgrown weasel.
Wait till we get down there.
今天一家人去电影院看了3D版的冰河世纪5，笑点不少，情节也不是太复杂，反派也不如前几集那么突出，但，还是一部不错的电影。
第一次看到冰河世纪这部电影，是2003年的时候，同事拿光盘给我们共享电影，就是冰河世纪的第一部，正好是台湾人配的，主解喜德那种磁盘的带点卷舌的声音，加上各种诙谐幽默的台词，动作，奇思妙想的各种镜头，一下就喜欢这部电影。
后来，这部电影果真又出了续集，从第一集开始的那三个奇葩组合，树懒，长毛象，剑齿虎，继续给我带来不少的欢乐。客观的说，第二还是有不少好玩的东西，但感觉上，还是比第一要差那么一点点。
后来到第三集第四集，慢慢的.只是孩子们更喜欢了，从第四集到今天看的第五集，都是和孩子在电影院看的，有不少笑点，但，确实没有第一集那么精彩了。
虽然后面几集没有超越第一集的精典，但还是觉得，这是一部非常适合全家人一起观看的电影，尤其现在有了团购，一张电影票二十几块钱就搞定了，去电影院，喝着可乐，吃着爆米花，消磨一两个小时，是蛮好的全家活动。
我看冰川时代3的时候，我感觉像是在看一部搞笑片，因为笑声的太大了，而且是那种别人替你在笑的感觉，但这笑声不是视频里带的，是电影院里观众自发的笑声，我想这是这部系列电影的导演都很爱笑吧。下面让我简介内容吧一下。
冰河时期快要结束了，解除了冰天雪地的寒冷，享受着温泉跟和金灿灿的日光，消融的世界无疑将成新的天堂。满心欢喜的动物们纷纷享受起好时光，搞笑剑齿虎迪耶戈、树獭希德和猛犸象曼尼却敏感地发现身边冰川的渐渐消融并不见得完全是好事。巨大的冰块即将破裂，这将会让动物们的世外桃源化作大海！
责任心十足的三剑客自然手忙脚乱，为了逃出这里，他们必须赶在灾难发生前尽快通知大小动物及时逃离山谷，躲过这场灭顶之灾！可偏偏执着的小松鼠斯科莱特又出现了，这个为了一颗松果不惜撼动冰川、引发雪崩、冒着被砸成肉酱的危险的家伙，又继续起它的追逐橡树果之旅，这个倒霉得老闯祸的家伙不知道又会引发什么样情况，无论如何，咱们的`英雄小组，加上史前最后一只雌猛犸象爱莉以及她的两个“兄弟”--负鼠克拉什和埃迪，又踏上了充满危险和笑声的拯救之路……
在这里猛犸象是主角，但真正出彩是一些配角。最搞笑最传神的是这三只被树懒希德误打误撞地收养的三只小恐龙，既有对母性的依恋，又不失自己的天性勃发。要说不落俗套，我觉得这个独眼大侠，黄鼠狼巴克，这是一个天生的斗士，冒险是他生存的理由，一个很具有延展性的一个人物，这绝对将成为这部电影中最受欢迎的一个人物，可能肯定的是他将继续出现在后面的《冰川时代》系列中，并且单独立传的可能性都有，也许几年后我们能看到一部《冰河时代之巴克》的电影也有可能呢。当然给巴克配音也的是人见人爱的……
总之影片做的尽善尽美，几乎找不到一丝缺点，优点特多。而我就是为了那是鼬鼠去看的，也就是那只总也吃不到松子的鼬鼠，太好笑了，你还等啥，快去看吧！
