1、最倒霉的是刚泡到个mm突然停电，等来电了人家也没影儿了。
2、最倒霉的是吃太急噎得一塌糊涂乱七八糟；最冤的是不仅噎得一塌糊涂乱七八糟而且还噎死了。
3、有一个笨贼成功进入一居民房内，偷走台式电脑一台，心里乐开了花，第二天到电脑城去销赃，转一圈随便找个摊位问了一下：“老板，刚买的电脑全新的不想用了，便宜卖你要不要？”老板一看：“这不是我家昨天刚丢的吗！”把笨贼逮了个正着。
4、有人打麻将连打两个通宵,输惨了,后来作了个大和,就喜死了。
5、一天，这位发烧友把心爱的.摩托车推进起居室，开始用抹布蘸汽油擦洗，显得悠然自得。擦完后，他骑上摩托车，决定启动引擎。不幸的是，摩托车正挂着挡，引擎启动后，摩托车撞碎玻璃大门冲到了院子里，他的手还紧紧地握着车把。
6、我上了小学。期末考试，数学老师说我考了59分,就算60分好了。第二天，数学老师死于车祸。
7、我和小胖一块上厕所。小胖夸我上厕所的样子真帅,我正准备说谢谢，小胖已经掉进了厕所。
8、我隔壁阿姨怀孕八个月了！她踩到香蕉皮摔倒了！还摔的好严重！直接脚一滑肚子朝下撞地上了！当时那阿姨就抱着她肚子大出血了！宝宝没有了，阿姨神经失常了！
9、网上认识了三女网友：第一个声音很甜——56岁；第二个20岁靓，但mm不喜欢男生；第三个21岁，漂亮，有才，喜欢男生，喜欢我，见面时，我给她讲了一个笑话，一口气没上来，笑死了……
10、收电子邮件时：最倒霉的是收到病毒邮件还以为是哪个mm的情书，弄得机器不死不活的；最冤的是下次女朋友的情书却不敢看就删掉了，被骂了个狗血淋头。
11、人这一生中，最倒霉的是钱花光了人还没死；最冤的是人死了钱还没花光。
12、人生不如意十之八九。其实咱们不可能每天都很顺心。每天在学校都有很多事情要我去完成。有的时候觉得真的很累很累。语文默写吧。数学考试吧。物理又要抽查吧……这种事情很多很多。关键是,老师每次都抽查我,倒霉透了。
13、男：“今天的雨真大。”女：“是啊。”男：“那是因为老天对着你流口水。”女：“这么说刚才刮的那阵风是老天在对你放P了？”
1. 股票市场上的损失使他倒霉。
2. 遇到红灯不停车，你就会倒霉。
3. 你把护照弄丢了，可真倒霉！
4. 这些年来他接二连三地倒霉。
5. 我们本周末走不成了，真倒霉！
6. 你没有赶上公交车只能算自己倒霉。
7. 我们搬进这所房子以后就开始倒霉。
8. 遇见了这个泼妇骂街，算我倒霉。
9. 那些在第一轮比赛中就遭到失败的人真倒霉。
10. 我哪一天早上也不像今天早上这样倒霉。
11. 我们没赶上末班公共汽车真倒霉。
12. 正要去度假却生病了，真倒霉。
13. 他如果不准时回家，势必倒霉。
14. 他如果不及时回家定会倒霉。
15. 我们准备10点钟离开，你若晚的话倒霉！
1、Some habits,however,was to change.
2、I will Lengnuanzizhi it，More will look out for themselves.
3、Without you I can also live well every day.
4、A strong woman will cry,but will not admit defeat.
5、The more you care,the more you have to lose.
6、what a loveiy world it well be with you away.
7、Why is this once,only once in without you.
8、If this is not the end if I still love you.
9、Between us,please always remember me.
10、Memories can be painful.To forget may be a blessing.
11、Ill be there for you,Till the end of life.
12、Back to have in the past,returned to the original.
13、You promised is too pale let I how to believe.
14、Whos who of the hook,and who is who of redemption.
15、Happy,is looks for a warm person for a lifetime.
16、ou may be out of my sight,but never out of my mind.
17、My darling,if you dont love me any more some.
18、I love you more each day as time goes by.
19、Can not give you the best will help you want.
20、You cant expect him to be perfectnobody is.
21、Cried enough,you will go,injury will be good.
22、A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
23、Action may not always bring happines.
24、If you are tired dont forget me.
25、I’m counting the days till I see you again.
26、If you would be loved，love and be lovable.
27、Life doesnt get easier,you just get stronger.
28、Slowly that really care for another often hurt myself.
29、In a city,the city lived in pain.
30、Not pretend to be silent but have no strength to complain.
31、话只能对风说，故事也只能讲给自己听。
Words can only say to the wind, the story can only speak to myself.
32、眼睛在为你下雨，心却在为你打伞。
Eyes for you the rain, the heart is an umbrella for you.
33、我是一个经常笑的人，可我不是经常开心的人。
I am a person who often laughs, but I am not a happy person.
34、你来的信写的越来越客气，关于爱情只字不提。
You write more and more polite, not about love.
35、这年代，什么都是钱，没有钱你就一废物。
In this age, what is money, no money you waste.
36、不要在别人面前流泪，因为不会有人帮你擦泪。
Dont cry in front of others, because no one will help you wipe tears.
37、努力变成自己喜欢的那个自己，一切就都还来得及。
Efforts to become like their own, everything is too late.
38、千山万水都是你的模样，而我始终在路过。
Are numerous hills and streams like you, and I always pass by.
39、只不过一个转身，你我却隔了一个世纪。
Just a turn, you and I separated a century.
40、时间总是可以把一个不可或缺的人变得可有可无。
Time is always an indispensable person becomes not essential.
41、我不是冷血，只是害怕投入太多会遍体鳞伤。
I am not a cold-blooded, just afraid of too much investment will be covered all over with cuts and bruises.
42、你是我可望不可即的`遥远，我是你触手可得的卑微。
You are I can not be far away, I can be your tentacles humble.
43、热水再热，时间长了也不过是一杯凉水而已。
Hot water reheat, a long time is only a cup of cold water.
44、只怪我们太年轻，想要爱却给不了彼此想要的未来。
We are too young to love, but can not give each other want the future.
45、有一个能够思念的人，其实也是一种幸福！
There is a person who can miss, in fact, is also a kind of happiness!
46、我陷入了爱情的无底洞，而且越陷越深。
Im into a bottomless pit of love, and love more.
47、情愿为你画地为牢，我在牢里慢慢变老。
Willing to designated area for you, I grow old in prison.
48、谁是我梦想，是给我希望，谁伴我闯荡。
Who is my dream, is to give my hope, who accompany me to travel.
49、即使三宫六院七十二男妃，我也唯宠你。
Even if sannomiya six homes seventy-two male princess, I also only spoil you.
50、没温度的路灯提醒着我，我们已经分手。
Reminds me of the lamps in the temperature, we have to break up.
51、多希望你能明白我，即使我什么也不说。
Hope you can understand me, even though I said nothing.
52、别总拿出你的骄傲，来抹杀别人的尊严。
Dont take out your pride, and to kill the dignity of others.
53、以前是拿心珍惜你。现在是拿命珍惜你。
Is that taking the heart to cherish you before. Now is to take life to cherish you.
54、我们认输好不好，不要这么难过好不好。
We throw in the towel is good, dont be so sad ok or not.
55、一颗坚定的心，比任何甜言蜜语都重要。
A strong heart, sweet words are more important than any other.
56、即使我知道结果，我想我也仍然这么做。
Even if I know the result, I think I still do the same.
57、我怀念的不是你，而是你给的致命曾经。
What I miss is not you, but you give the deadly ever.
58、谁都看见了我的憔悴，只有你视而不见。
Who saw my gaunt, only you turn a blind eye.
59、最初的爱越像火焰，最后越会被风熄灭。
The original love is like a flame, finally can be put out by the wind.
60、反反复复、不确定。飘飘荡荡、很游离。
Repeated, not sure. Her hair, very free.
